Monty Python Meets The Lord of the Rings! & Other LOTR-Themed Song Parodies
by SIWeasleyGamgee
Wow, two parodies in one day!! This is a parody of the Hanson song "Thinking of You" and it's from Gollum's prospective, for a change! Any flames about my favorite band of all time will be used to toast bullet- proof marshmallows. Enjoy!
GETTING PRECIOUS FROM YOU
(Gollum, Sam and Frodo huddle under a rock in Mordor. Gollum has a green light in his eyes. All of a sudden he gets up and begins to sing:)
Have you ever stood outside a hobbit fire
Precious is there too
But Master's pocket, it's inside, ohh-hooh.
We can't sit here and wait
Look at the Ring and anticipate
What Precious could be, and what we could do
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you this time
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you this time, oh,
And it will be mine, whoa-hoh, yeah
The Ring is callin' very loud
And we know what to do
We'll follow to Mount Doom,
Save Precious from Sauron too, ohh.
Flyyy from the wrath of 2 hobbits,
No matter how sly,
We'll get Precious from you!
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you this time
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We'll get Precious from you!
No matter how sly,
No matter where stowed
We'll get Precious from you.
No matter what you do
No matter where you go
We'll get Precious from you, ohh!
No matter how sly,
No matter where stowed
We'll get Precious from you.
No matter what you do
No matter where you go
We'll get Precious from you!
(Drum solo, comprising of an enraged Samwise attempting to beat Gollum on the head with his cooking pans, but missing most of the time in his rage. Gollum sings again:)
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you this time
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you thissss tiiiime, oh
And it will be mine, all the time, ohhh.
And it will be mine
We'll get Precious from you this tiiiime
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh.
Hope you liked! Review please--and if anyone has a song they'd like to see parodied, add it to your reviews!
by SIWeasleyGamgee
Wow, two parodies in one day!! This is a parody of the Hanson song "Thinking of You" and it's from Gollum's prospective, for a change! Any flames about my favorite band of all time will be used to toast bullet- proof marshmallows. Enjoy!
GETTING PRECIOUS FROM YOU
(Gollum, Sam and Frodo huddle under a rock in Mordor. Gollum has a green light in his eyes. All of a sudden he gets up and begins to sing:)
Have you ever stood outside a hobbit fire
Precious is there too
But Master's pocket, it's inside, ohh-hooh.
We can't sit here and wait
Look at the Ring and anticipate
What Precious could be, and what we could do
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you this time
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you this time, oh,
And it will be mine, whoa-hoh, yeah
The Ring is callin' very loud
And we know what to do
We'll follow to Mount Doom,
Save Precious from Sauron too, ohh.
Flyyy from the wrath of 2 hobbits,
No matter how sly,
We'll get Precious from you!
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you this time
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We'll get Precious from you!
No matter how sly,
No matter where stowed
We'll get Precious from you.
No matter what you do
No matter where you go
We'll get Precious from you, ohh!
No matter how sly,
No matter where stowed
We'll get Precious from you.
No matter what you do
No matter where you go
We'll get Precious from you!
(Drum solo, comprising of an enraged Samwise attempting to beat Gollum on the head with his cooking pans, but missing most of the time in his rage. Gollum sings again:)
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you this time
Fly the wrath of 2 hobbits
Soon this game, it will end
No matter how sly,
We will get Precious from you thissss tiiiime, oh
And it will be mine, all the time, ohhh.
And it will be mine
We'll get Precious from you this tiiiime
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh.
Hope you liked! Review please--and if anyone has a song they'd like to see parodied, add it to your reviews!