DISCLAIMER:  I don't own any of the characters I use.  Well obviously, if I did it would be sooo different…^_~ (Oh! And JA is my evil annoying little sister!) This is just a little fun after writing such a LONG and winding chapter for Joy to My Life.  Its so good to let out stress through writing!

In the tradition of American-Dubbed Sailor Moon (This is so incredibly light and silly, btw)

Gundam Wing Says!:

By: J.B. Santiago

Dorothy Catalonia says - "If he has a uni-bang, tell him to 'shut up' and mind his own business, clown! …He is cute though!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "If he says 'injustice' or 'onna' or both; kick him when he's not looking then call my cousin, Treize so he can slice and dice him!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "If he threatens to kill you, just throw yourself at him and stalk him like crazy!  It works for Miss Relena!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "If he is blond, a pacifist and is trying to be kind to you, STAB him."

Dorothy Catalonia says - "If a braided baka comes up to you, call Hilde who will promptly hit him over the head (they're very much in love)"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "If a man with pale, long hair with a mask comes up to you, DON'T call him Birdman! (Do this only when he's not in the room!)"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "If you mention my eyebrows to anyone, I'll shish kebab you!"

Relena Darlian says - "I thought maybe I'd do one of these 'Gundam Wing says'.  I think Dorothy's too…aggressive…HEEEERRROO!!"

Sally Po says - "I'm the only normal one here! Help me!!!"

Luczeria Noin says - (sings) "I will follow him…follow him wherever he may go…"

Sally Po says - "See?!  I'm the only normal one here!!!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "If anyone tries to take my spot again I'll - " (gets stopped as Quatre rushes in and gives her flowers)  "…umm…what was I saying?  I love yellow roses!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "Sally Po is clinically insane.  Trust me, I know."

Wufei Chang says - "I agree!  Here! Here!"

Sally Po says - "This from 'eyebrow freak stabbing' girl and 'onna injustice I-cried-when-Treize-died' boy!"

Catherine Bloom says - "Someone forgot to do this section so I'm just filling in the space!"

Hilde Schbeiker says - "My Gosh!  My surname is bloody hard to spell!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "I've changed my mind.  Only I can stab a certain blond, blue eyed pacifist with a billion dollar empire."

Dorothy Catalonia says - "By fifteen you should have already blown up a Colony, become Queen, stolen someone else's identity, wear priest clothing, wield a katana, be embroiled in political warfare and been totally warped by the ZERO system.  IF not you've achieved zilch!"

Trowa Barton says - "People who constantly say bad things about me are just hiding their true feelings of love and worship for me!" (Isn't that right JA?! ^_~)

Dorothy Catalonia says - "A Porsche is a wonderful car.  A golden Porsche is a godsend."

Duo Maxwell says - "Oreos.  Twinkies.  Oreos and Twinkies.  Oreos and Twinkies RULE!"

Hilde Schbeiker says - "Ignore the boy on a sugar rush."

Dorothy Catalonia says - "Servants are a necessity when you have thousands of sharp pointy objects to clean."

Quatre Rebarba Winner says - "Avoid anyone plugged into the ZERO system who also is carrying sharp pointy objects OR you WILL get stabbed."

Dorothy Catalonia says - "This is my last entry!  Don't forget anything I've told you…Now I must 'talk' to a certain blond *Quatre*"

The Gundam Wing Cast would like to say - "Good Bye!! (and Good Riddance! - HEY!)"

Person who is expecting people to be confused:

Hehe…Is this called bashing?  Hopefully I didn't hurt anyone in the process! I call this my Gundam-light fic, 99.9% PWP ^__^ R&R, C&C, e-mail and FLAMES all incredibly welcome and cherished!! Hehehehe…Anyone want me to write more? *hears nothing but cirkets chirping* Hmmm…so you want me to write more? ~_^ Ta!