DISCLAIMER: Own I do not.  How Yoda of me…anyway!  ^__^  People wanted a sequel (Gundam Wing Cast - "Are you crazy?!!)  So here it is!  More silliness and PWP!!

In the tradition of American-Dubbed Sailor Moon (This is so incredibly light and silly, btw)

Gundam Wing Says! Take TWO!

By: J.B. Santiago

Midii Une says - "Why wasn't I in the first one?!!  I'm always left out!  I didn't even get to be in the anime!!!" (stomps off to find those people responsible for not putting her in the anime)

Treize Khushrenada says - "Tuxedo Mask has worse speeches than I have!!  Why doesn't anyone hate him?!?! (You don't count JA!) 

Lady Une says - "I do not have a spilt personality…(puts on her glasses) BUT I do!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "Hey!  How many times do I have to tell you people, this is MY spot!"  (The whole gang creep up on her and stuff her in a closet, bound and gagged).

Relena Darlian says - "You know…I've never figured out why my hair changes every time my clothes change…"

Sally Po says - "Why wont someone help me!?!?!?!

Duo Maxwell says - "Chocolate contains antioxidants!  Antioxidants are GOOD for the body!  Therefore CHOCOLATE is GREAT for the body!"

Hilde Schbeiker - "Duo is not God, or Death, or an Infomercial.  He is also not a doctor.  But he IS edible!"

Heero Yuy says - "I can't believe this!  Even Barton got a line last time!  Where was mine?! Where was MINE?!  I'm the freaking STAR!  Where's my bloody line!?…"(continues in this tangent)

Dorothy Catalonia says - "MMBMMUHMMEDMMEBAM!!!!" (Still in the closet bound and gagged)

Quatre Rebarba Winner says - "It's for your own good, Dorothy!"

Trowa Barton says - "I've become infertile thanks to pants four sizes smaller than what I should be wearing…but they HAVE increased my fan-base!"

Milliardo Peacecraft says - "Milliardo Peacecraft!?  I thought I was Zechs Marquise!  I hate confusing myself!"

Mariameia Khushrenada says - "I love Ken from Digimon!  We would make an excellent couple, don't you think?"

Lucrezia Noin says - (still singing) "I will always love yoouuuu…."

Catherine Bloom says - "No one ever eats my soup!  Why?!  If no one's tasted it how would they know it's bad?!"

Wufei Chang says - "I thought 'onna' was a compliment!  I'm not Japanese, you know!"

Midii Une says - "It's a conspiracy!  The only reason I wasn't put in the anime was because there were too many blonds already!"

(Dorothy bursts out of the closet, having swallowed the gag and chewed through the rope)  Dorothy Catalonia says - "DIE PEOPLE!" (mayhem ensues as she chases everyone out of the building with her sharp pointy objects, no not her eyebrows!)

Dorothy Catalonia says - (is calm again, drinking tea ^__^) "Cheating in chess is part of the game.  Cheating in everything else is to be applauded."

Zechs Marquise says - "I thought I was Milliardo Peacecraft!  Damn this!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - (mutters) "Get lost Birdman…"

Milliardo Peacecraft says - "Did someone call me Birdman?!?!"

Mariameia Khushrenada says - "If I'm Treize's daughter and Dorothy's 2nd cousin, shouldn't I get the spilt eyebrows too?  I want spilt eyebrows!!!"

Lady Une says - (with glasses) "You can have one of my spilt personalities!"

Treize Khushrenada says - "Not personality, my dear Lady but eyebrows.  Spilt eyebrows."  (gives Lady Une roses, who then accepts them on behalf of her 23 personalities).

Dorothy Catalonia says - "My family is SO not healthy."

Duke Dermail says - "You said it was a good idea to go to Fortress Barge, Dorothy!  Last time I listen to your bad advice!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "I prefer dead people to stay dead, don't you?"

Relena Darlian says - "HEERO is not my toy boy!  He's my cuddly bunny!"

Quatre Rebarba Winner says - "To keep a certain war-hungry, stabbing psychopath at bay, always send yellow roses and put lots of Prozac in her tea (when she's not looking, of course)"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "Ok, ok!  I admit it…I'm addicted to tea!"

Hilde Schbeiker says - "If anyone asks, Noin stole MY hairstyle."

Sally Po says - "I've been offered a spot on a show called Nadesico!  Yes!!  Someone finally answered my prayers!  I'm leaving you crazy people!" (gets stopped by men in white coats who lock her in a van)

Trowa Barton says - "Bangs are always fashionable.  Especially if one eye is covered by them.  You will exude an air of mystery and danger AND will hide any unsightly acne you might have…not that I have any!"

Dorothy Catalonia says - "That's it!!  I've had it with you people!  (Quatre - "I didn't put enough Prozac!")  I'm going to talk to my agent!"

The Gundam Wing Cast (minus Dorothy) says - "Do we get paid to do this?"

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Anyone want more? *sounds of silence tape here*  hmmm…ok, then!  ^__^  R&R, C&C, e-mail, FLAMES!!  All welcome and worshipped! Hehehe ~_^ bye!