DISCLAIMER:  I really don't own this!  It just gets sillier!

In the tradition of American-Dubbed Sailor Moon (This is so incredibly light and silly, btw)

Gundam Wing Says! Take THREE!

By: J.B. Santiago

Duke Dermail says - "I've just realised, I don't have a first name…"

Howard says – "You think that's bad, I ONLY have a first name!"

Rashid says – "And?  What's your point?"

Sally Po says – "OK, who was it!?  Who told those people from Bandai that I was moving to another show?!  WHO!?!"

Midii Une says – "See?!  I could have made a better blond than Sally!"

The Circus Manager says – "You think you guys have it bad!  I'm called 'the Circus Manager'!  Beat that!"

OZ Soldier – "I think I win!"

Hilde Schbeiker says – "It's a Gundam!"

Duo Maxwell says – "Hilde!  That's my-copyrighted-line-from-the-dub!  Give it back!"

Treize Khushrenada says – "Just because I have an affinity for roses does NOT mean I have roses printed on my boxers.  I have them on my briefs."

Trowa Barton says – "I resent the fact that no one realises that I can TALK!"

Relena Darlian says – "About my surname…Is it DArlian or DOrlian?  Can I just use Peacecraft?  I like R.P. better than R.D. for my initials."

Quatre Rebarba Winner says – "If this is supposed to be like the 'Sailor Moon says' in the American dub, shouldn't there be a moral in what we say?"

Gundam Wing Cast – "…"

Quatre Rebarba Winner says – "OK, then." (walks off to find some morals)

Lady Une says – "Let me repeat, I DO NOT HAVE SPILT PERSONALITIES!" (puts on glasses) "I on the other hand, have 23 personalities, all who have seen His Excellency in both briefs and boxers!…but only 12 have seen him without both. *sob*"

Duke Dermail says – "Never listen to granddaughters with pointy eyebrows, an addiction to Prozac and the need to stab everything with sharp, pointy objects."

Dekim Barton says – "Oh, if you had lived, Duke Dermail! For that matter, if I had lived, we would have made an excellent pair!"

Gundam Wing Cast says – "…O_O"

Dorothy Catalonia says – "I've had a talk with my agent and he said that 'Gundam Wing Says' does not belong to me (though it should) but to some fanfic author called J.B. Santiago.  Therefore, I will seek this person out and we will come to a harmonious agreement where she will give me 'Gundam Wing Says' and THEN  I can get rid of all of you!" (walks out of building with saber, ready for some harmonious talks)

J.B. Santiago says – "EEP!  SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!"

Sally Po says – "Been there, tried that."

Quatre Rebarba Winner says – "I've found some morals!" (goes through his pockets to reveal a pink piece of paper with little red hearts on it.  Clears throat)  "I love you, and want to run honey and champagne all over you and lic – AH!" (goes red, drops paper back into pocket and takes out another piece of paper, blue this time)  "Heh.  I meant to read this one!  It goes and I quote, "We shouldn't be fighting!"  end quote."

Heero Yuy says – "Where did you get my letter to Relena!?!"

Relena Peacecraft says – "See?  How much better sounding does my name…uh…sound?"

Mariameia Khushrenada says – "Never kidnap daughters-of-vice-foreign-ministers-cum-princess-of-little-land-cum-vice-foreign-ministers.  They don't appreciate your hospitality or your desire for world domination."

Catherine Bloom says – "To bait and catch one-emerald-eye-impossibly-long-uni-bang boys who are prone to amnesia, always make sure you have blond people near by and feed them soup.  Lots of soup."

Wufei Chang says – "For everyone's information, I didn't cry for Treize!  I cried for the Tallgeese II because he and Nataku were lovers!"

J.A. Santiago says  – "I bow before you, oh mighty Dorothy Catalonia!  Please smite my enemies with your amazingly pointy eyebrows!"  (She really is like this, I swear! ^_~)

Alex and Mueller say – "Why are we always together?!  Hey!  We get the last entry! BUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

Person who is amazed that people read this:

Can I possibly do more?  Hehehe, if anyone wants I can! *sounds of silence remixed with crickets chirping* okies! ^__^ R&R, C&C, e-mail, FLAMES!!  All welcome and cared for!  Ta! ^__^

Dark building, very late at night.  Dorothy Catalonia says – "Hey?!  Where'd everyone go?"