DISCLAIMER:  It's another one!  I'm still amazed people read this!  ^__^  To xamick: Midii Une and Lady Une, to my knowledge, are not related.  To find out more about Midii Une, there's an excellent site (not mine obviously) http://spysilencer.chibiwing.net it's great for anything Midii.

In the tradition of American-Dubbed Sailor Moon (This is so incredibly light and silly, btw)

Gundam Wing Says!  Take FOUR!

By: J.B. Santiago

Otto says – "Is Otto my first name or is it my surname?  I didn't get the dub; they called Zechs, Lt. Zechs but his surname is/was Marquise while they called Noin, Lt Noin but her first name is Luczeria!  Thank goodness I was only in one episode or I might have gone crazy like Zechs because he didn't get his names either."

Dorothy Catalonia says – "This is MY 'Gundam Wing Says!'  MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!"

Quatre Rebarba Winner says – "Here, Dorothy.  Drink some tea, its good for you!"

Duo Maxwell says – "Yeah!  That's TRUE!!! It contains antioxidants!  Like chocolate!  Chocolate is GREAT for the body!"

Hilde Schbeiker says – "I can only contain him for a few hours, you know!"

Relena Peacecraft says – "I've learnt never to drink anything at all after the whole tea spiking incident.  How do I get fluids, you ask?  Through IV drips!"

Rashid says – (sings) "I will follow him…follow him wherever he may go…"

Luczeria Noin says – "Rashid!  I've found you my soul-sister!  Lets sing 'Stand by me!' "

Trowa Barton says – "Smile if you're not wearing any underwear!"

Catherine Bloom says – "That is NOT why I told Trowa to smile!"

Gundam Wing Girls says – "Sure, Catherine, sure."

Dorothy Catalonia says – "I've joined AMWaSFoNSPA (Anger Management With a Special Focus On Not Stabbing People Anonymous). I needed a twelve step program."

Mariameia Khushrenada says – "I have a moral!  I have a moral!  It's…eat the whole broccoli!  Not just the stem or tree part!"

Lady Une says (personality 15) - "Mariameia, how many times have I told you that broccoli does NOT equate to a moral?"

Treize Khushrenada says – "My dear Lady, I think you're mistaken!  Excellent moral, Mariameia!  You'll grow up just like your father!"

Duke Dermail says – "I knew I should've shot you when I had that fancy gun!"

(The real) Trowa Barton – "I can't believe that let a clown of all people to pilot my Gundam!  Mariameia could've piloted it better! She wouldn't be running out of ammo every two minutes!"

Doctor J says – "It took the author three chapters to realise us scientists existed."

Sally Po says – "I vote that I am the strongest female character in Gundam Wing!"

Wufei Chang is gagged and bound before he can say anything. ^_~

Quatre Rebarba Winner says – "I'll vote for you Sally!  And also for Relena, Noin, Catherine, Mariameia, Lady Une, Midii, Hilde!"

Dorothy Catalonia says – "Step 1.  Acknowledge that anger is not the way to deali – HEY!  QUATRE!  You forgot to vote for ME!!!"  (takes out saber and starts to chase Quatre)

Heero Yuy says – "When fencing against blond, pointy-eyebrowed, scary speaking women, DON'T miss."

Dekim Barton says – "Where did I get that hideous hat?!  Someone at the costume department obviously had it in for me."

Midii Une says – "I didn't even feature in the movie or OAV!  I gave that damn cross to Trowa!  Did they mention that? NOOOO!!!"

Howard says – "Whoever did my hair and make up was a fan of 'The Gringe.' "

Abdul says – "I get the last entry!  Yes!!  I get more lines than in the whole series!  I bet nobody knew I was a method actor.  You can see it in episode - "  (thirty nine Maguanacs jump on top of him, shouting out their credentials)

Person who is about to go to work in about two minutes:

More?  Hehe, if anyone wants more, tell me!!  R&R, C&C, flames, e-mail you know the drill! ^__^  I love it all!!

Oh!  And NO  I'm not on anything!  Ok maybe a little high on too much school but that's it! ^__^  Bye!