The Yaoi Gospel
Chapter 2: Chi-Chi
A DBZ fanfiction by LadyRivka
Bulma was so enthralled with the doojinshi she found under her bed that she HAD to share it with someone. Since it was a Vegeta/Gokuu one, maybe Chi-Chi would appreciate it…
Nah, thought Bulma. I doubt Chi-Chi will go for this sort of thing…
…but there was always a slight chance she would. You never know until you try.
The Capsule Corp. heiress smiled insidiously as she bolted out to her air car.
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Things were rough going to the 439th district area, but Bulma managed the drive smoothly. She landed near the Son residence and put her car back in its capsule.
She knocked on the door.
"Hello, who is it?"
"Bulma."
The door opened. "What did you want to see me for today, Bulma-san?" asked Chi-Chi.
"Ah- just wanted to show you something."
"A new invention? What? Come in, take your shoes off, stay a while. I made tea."
"Thank you." Bulma smiled as she took a seat at the kitchen table and Chi-Chi poured her some tea.
"So, what is it you came all this way just to show me?"
Bulma slapped the doojinshi down on the table. "Here. I found it under my bed this morning. Don't know where it came from, but it's pretty damn interesting."
"Is that Gokuu-sa on the cover?"
"Yep!"
"A-and Vegeta too?"
"Yep. I think it's some sort of omen. Like we should be doing something."
"Hmmm…." Came Chi-Chi's reply as she picked the doojinshi up and began to read.
Within the course of an hour, Bulma saw many unusual expressions riddle Chi-Chi's face, most of them fear, shock, anger, or a mixture of the three.
I knew she wouldn't like this….Bulma's stomach tied in knots.
Finally, Chi-Chi closed the back cover of the doojinshi.
"Is- is this REALLY going on behind my back? Gokuu-saaaaa…." Chi-Chi started crying.
"Don't worry, this is just a drawing someone did. It's not a photo. Here, I'll show you." Bulma opened the doojinshi to a random page. "Now", she said pointing to a picture of Gokuu, "is your husband's ass really THAT cute??"
"No…" Chi-Chi started to buck up "I-I guess this is a drawing."
Chi-Chi started to re-read the doojinshi, calmed knowing it was all fictional.
"Wow, they do look cute like that…"
"How about here? Wouldn't you like to see that in real life?" Bulma pointed to a hot sweaty sex scene.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped. "Umm…Gokuu-sa and I are having no problems. Why should I?"
"Haven't you ever wanted to watch two guys go at it like rabbits? C'mon, I'm not going to tell anyone…"
"W-well, I've thought about it once or twice…" Chi-Chi trailed off and blushed.
"Enough reason for me. I'm leaving this with you, you need it."
"O-okay…" Chi-Chi started to read the doojinshi for the third time.
And every other page, she sighed. They did get Gokuu-sa's romantic side in…and they made Vegeta look sexy for once….
Just then, Gokuu walked through the door.
"Hey, Chi-Chi, whatcha' readin'?"
Chi-Chi sighed. This WAS too cute to be true.
"Gokuu-sa, I'd like you to look at something." Her eyes were all aglow and she was blushing.
"What?"
"This, it's sooo cute!" She handed him the doojinshi, earmarked in the more romantic of places.
"Hey, what kind of sparring are me and Vegeta doing here anyways?" Gokuu scratched his head.
"Ummm…it's not…it's not sparring." Chi-Chi flushed an even deeper shade of red.
"Then what is it me and Vegeta are doing?"
"Ummm…uh…having…sex?!?" Chi-Chi pressed her index fingers together in a gesture of nervousness.
"Wait a minute. How can two guys have sex? I mean, they can't even fit together!" Gokuu smiled the cheesy Son grin.
"You don't mind it's VEGETA you're getting intimate with in here?"
"Nah. Probably be the same as fighting him." With that, Gokuu left the house to practice sparring with Goten.
Chi-Chi hid the doojinshi in one of the kitchen cabinets and sighed a long sigh of relief. Gokuu was too naïve for that kind of thing, anyway. She'd probably pull the book outr before they made love to get in the mood.
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Bulma was back in her room, listening to music, when she felt something under the bed.
She looked down, and there were two other doojinshi's, one a Gohan/Piccolo, and the other a Trunks/Goten.
Thhis should make for some interesting reading… she thought as she stooped to pick them up.
END CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3- Videl!!!!