The Yaoi Gospel
Chapter 3: Videl
A DBZ fanfiction by LadyRivka
A/N: I know this is insane, demented, and…well, yaoi-y. If you don't like any of them, or the social commentary or weird-ass jokes I'm putting in, leave this fic at once and go read some het mush! – Rivka
Bulma decided to wait until Saturday to read the other two doojinshi. After she took a shower, she hopped into bed with an already-asleep Prince of Saiya-jin's.
Immediately she closed her eyes and fell asleep…
In her dreams, all around her, there were men in a luscious circle giving each other pleasure. Some Bulma knew, and some she didn't. But the loud moans were unmistakable. Seeing these men, especially her husband and Son-kun, lose all inhibitons in her dream began to make her hot…
And then she woke up. She KNEW she had to tell more people about this wonderful, wonderful thing!
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As Vegeta had already gone to the gravity room to train, Bulma woke up alone. She immediately picked up the Gohan/Piccolo doojinshi and began to read.
Somehow, the artist managed to make Piccolo look ATTRACTIVE, which was very difficult to do. And Gohan had his father's hot little ass…
Bulma sighed. She was so engrossed in the stories she forgot completely that Namek-see-jin are asexual and that every single thing on those pages was believable.
Dear God, I've GOT to show this to Videl-san, said Bulma. She's pregnant, so no doubt she's suffering from a sex drought…
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Bulma drove her air car to Satan City, doojinshi in hand, which was half an hour or so away. As it was a Saturday, the lanes were crowded with people who wanted to go shopping and eat lunch out. (A/N: No, you hentai's the meal, not the chara!!!) She quickly found Gohan and Videl's residence and put her car back in its capsule.
Gohan heard a knock at the door.
"Gohan, if it's the neighbors, tell them they can feel the baby kick another time!!!" yelled Videl.
"Ummm…yes, dear…"
The knock got louder.
"Open up, it's me, Bulma!"
Gohan cautiously opened the door. "Hi Gohan-san, is Videl-san in?"
"Umm, yeah, she's right over there, watching TV." Gohan indicated a couch where his pregnant wife was sitting.
"Hi Videl!" beamed Bulma.
"Hi, Bulma. I'm not feeling too good today. Morning sickness."
"Yeah, I know how that goes. Here, I've got something to show you to cheer you up." With that, Bulma whipped out the doojinshi.
"Heey- that's Gohan!" Videl whispered. "And Piccolo!"
"Yeah, aren't they cute!"
Together they flipped through the doojinshi pages, Bulma telling which scenes got her turned on.
"Ummm…does Gohan have a Namek-see-jin fetish he never told me about?" asked Videl, quizzically raising an eyebrow.
"No, this is art. Fiction." Bulma smiled. "See? In real life Piccolo doesn't have THAT," she said pointing to a certain part of his anatomy that shall not be mentioned.
"Oho…I see," blushed Videl. "Besides, Gohan's is better-looking, both in here AND in real life." She giggled a bit.
"I won't tell him you said anything about his package. Girl's secret, OK?"
"OK!"
"And you get to keep the book."
"All right."
With that, Bulma left.
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Videl had turned the TV off and was thoroughly engrossed in the doojinshi.
"Videl, what are you reading?" asked Gohan.
"Ohhh…nothing," she giggled back.
"C'mon, you know there are no secrets between us. Let me see."
"You're probably not going to like it, Gohan." She turned to him and smiled.
Gohan walked towards her, and caught a glimpse of….Piccolo and him doing the nasty.
"What is that?" shrieked Gohan.
"Bulma-san gave it to me. She said she found it under her bed, and it kinda came from nowhere… Isn't it cute? It's kinda like a comic book."
Videl offered him another page of the doojinshi. Gohan fell on the floor laughing.
"Honey, what is it?" Videl slowly stood up.
"I-I can't believe…someone drew…Piccolo-san…w-with…with…a..D-DICK!!! That has to be one of the most hilarious things in the world! Idiot doesn't know Namek-see-jin are asexual!!" Gohan pounded his fists against the floor.
"Ok, fine, think what you will of it, but I think it's cute. And seeing as you won't give me the time of day in bed because of the baby…"
"A-alright, Videl, honey, we'll do something romantic tonight." Videl marched up the stairs first, followed by Gohan, who kept chortling, "Hehe, Piccolo-san with a dick."
Videl knew she HAD to hide this thing and only pull it out when she felt randy…or else Gohan would be saying his infamous line over and over and over…and it'd drive her slowly insane.
END CHAPTER 3
Chapter 4: #18 and Marron