The Yaoi Gospel
Chapter 4: Kame House
A DBZ fanfiction by LadyRivka
A/N: No, there is going to be no actual yaoi here. Innuendo and doojinshi, hell yeah, but. No. Actual. Yaoi. Sorry to disappoint. Also, I spell (Romanize) Japanese words the way I was taught, phonetically, so instead of "ei" you're going to see "ee" and instead of the "ou" in "doujinshi", you're going to see "oo". Thanks for pointing everything out! –Rivka
Bulma was back home, with no distractions. The kids were in bed and her husband was in the gravity room…
And so she decided to pick up the Goten/Trunks doojinshi…just out of curiosity. It was a little freaky seeing your son doing it, but, it was fictional, so all incestuous feelings and guilt could be easily remedied.
She opened the front cover to find that the artist had already portrayed them naked. Goten, it seems, had always had the Son butt- or was it the Son butt that everyone liked to draw? Anyways, Bulma was in heaven. She didn't seem to care that it was her son and his best friend she was ogling. This she would like to see in real life, even if it DID make her more perverted than Kamesen'nin.
Speaking of him…he had a few girls living under his roof. #18, her almost-teenage daughter Marron, and Lunch, who was attending a trucker's CEO conference in a city not far from the island, and was staying there for a few days. Her old home.
Maybe they'd be interested…
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Bulma woke up the next day, her dreams having been filled with the pages of the previous doojinshi come to life. She had to get to the Kuri girls and Lunch.
So she got dressed, picked the Trunks/Goten doojinshi off of her dresser, and headed off in her air car to the Kame House.
She knocked at the door. "Anyone home?"
A girl in blond ponytails, wearing a red tank top and white cutoff jeans opened the door.
"Hi, Marron-chan!" beamed Bulma. "Is your mom around?"
"She's busy folding the laundry, and trying to wrestle her panties away from Rooshi and Oolong", she sighed. "That Lunch lady's helping her out."
"Do you know when she'll be done?"
"I think a few minutes, Mrs. Briefs, if she's lucky." Marron's blue eyes stared at the doojinshi. "What's that there? In your hand?"
"It's something for your mother."
"I want to see it! It has a cute picture of…Trunks and Goten on the front! Lemme look!"
"I don't think a nine-year-old girl should be looking at this."
"But Mrs. Briiiieeefss…" Marron pouted.
"Fine, but don't blame me if you get grounded!" Bulma stormed out the door, slamming the doojinshi on the table.
But she decided to wait outside this time, just to see their reactions.
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Marron, being the girl she was, was looking over the doojinshi. She didn't exactly know what Trunks and Goten were doing, but their cuteness piqued her interest.
She sighed audibly, as preteen girls are wont to do whenever they see a cute boy.
This sparked the attention of her mother and Lunch, who came running into the kitchen where Marron was reading.
"What are you reading?"
"Mrs. Briefs said it was for you guys. I don't quite get it. Goten and Trunks are naked for some reason, but they sure are cute!!"
"NAKED BOYS?!?" Juuhachigoo threw a fit.
"Yeah, Mom, look!" Marron showed her mother a rather explicit portion of the doojinshi.
"MY GOD! They're having sex! Marron, give this to me this instant, and go to your room!"
"Yes, Mom". Marron sulked and went upstairs.
"I'm beginning to think Bulma's gone crazy", said the cyborg wryly. "Don't you, Lunch?"
"No, she's not crazy, I think this is cute! It'd be cuter if it was Tenshinhan and Chao Tsu, but we can't win them all can we?" Lunch smiled.
"Ah, well, to each their own. I'd better get back to doing the laundry before that horny old coot and that pig steal all of my panties." #18 sighed and left.
And then, upon turning the page, Lunch sneezed.
"All righty! Stuff that man-meat in there, brother! Way! To! Go! Damn, I love this shit! I wish there were more of 'em!"
Kushami continued to make lewd comments while Bulma opened the door.
Holding the doojinshi in one hand and a pistol in the other, the blonde demon yelled, "Who goes there?"
"Bulma. Are you enjoying yourself?"
"Hell yeah! That old spoilsport with a number for a name almost threw this thing out!" Again, Kushami turned the page and sneezed again.
"I think I skipped a page," said Lunch. Oh, well…Bulma! What are you doing here! It's been ages!"
"I gave you that book, isn't it great?"
"I hope Rooshi doesn't happen upon it, he'll have a fit!" Lunch giggled and blushed.
"I'll make sure of that. Girl's promise." Bulma winked.
"Okay!" smiled Lunch.
What they didn't know was that someone was watching, itching to get their doojinshi back…
END CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5- the origins of the doojinshi, and also the last chapter.