Chapter 15 *
Monday rolls around. Amy and Kirsten are walking to the girls locker room. Matt and Jeff were in a meeting with the production crew or whatever, Kirsten was just enjoying being backstage. Amy had to laugh. Kirsten was in serious "wrestling fan" mode. The Rock came up and introduced himself and Kirsten just stood there and drooled. It was a funny sight. Just then, someone walks out of the dressing room.
"Hey Amy, who's your friend?" The voice asked.
"This, is Kirsten. Kirsten…I'm sure you know who this is."
Kirsten's eyes were bugging out of her head. Ok, so the man looked tall on TV, but now she's wishing they made shoes that add feet to your height. Kirsten grabs a near by chair, pulls it over and stands on it. "Much better. Hi Undertaker, sir."
Mark Callaway is laughing hysterically, "why are you standing on a chair?"
"You are like 5 times my size…you think I'm going to let you tower over me like that…nu uh, no way."
"Ok, I get it. Do me a favor though, call me Mark."
Kirsten mock salutes him, "Yes sir Mr. Undertaker Mark sir." He leaves laughing and Amy pulls Kirsten off the chair.
"This is the last time I take you backstage. Come on, I know some people who would love to see you." Amy grabs Kirsten's hand, pulls her off the chair and they walk to where the "gang" is hanging out. "Look who I have with me."
Everyone turns around, gets up and greets Kirsten.
Adam is the first to hug her. "It's good to see ya."
"It's good to be seen." Kirsten says, but she's really thinking is, "Dear god this man is just way too hot. Leather pants, Edge…Brain…overload."
Matt and Jeff walk in and Matt immediately gets the feeling in his stomach and Kirsten can tell. Kirsten hugs everyone. She gets grilled as to why she's there, and they ask how she's doing…and then all of a sudden, Shane Helms comes running in, kisses Amy on the cheek, grabs Kirsten's hand and drags her out of the room. He drags her into a locker room and makes her sit down.
"Damn, just rip my arm out of its socket why don't ya?" Kirsten says as she rubs her shoulder.
"Sorry about that, but I need your advice."
"Couldn't you ask your girllllllfriend?" Kirsten smirks.
"Yea, yea, now is not the time for that catching up stuff…I'm facing Matt tonight and I have something planned, and I need to know what you think."
"O…k." Kirsten can't help but think that Shane has lost his mind.
"I'll be right back…don't…move." Shane runs into the changing area and then comes out.
"OH MY GOD!" Kirsten starts cracking up.
"You think they'll like it?"
In between her laughing, "You are soooooooooo crazy."
"Ok, that's the reaction I'm looking for…now go, our match is next and I have to prepare." Shane kicks her out of the room. She looks to see Matt standing outside the door with his arms crossed.
"Have fun?" Matt asks in that tone that just pisses Kirsten off.
"Tons." Kirsten walks away. She stops and turns around "oh, and Matt, ya failed quiz 2 with flying colors."
Raw
Matt and Lita are in the ring waiting for Matt's opponent "Gregory" Helms. All of a sudden you hear, "STAND BACK, THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!" and out comes Shane dressed as a super hero. Matt and Amy look at each other and try not to laugh.
Meanwhile, backstage, Kirsten, Jeff, Adam, Jason and Jericho are sitting around laughing hysterically.
"That's what he wanted to show me. He wanted it to be a surprise." Kirsten said.
"Amy must be soooooooooo proud of her man right now." Chris bats his eyes, which sends Kirsten into more laughter.
Monday rolls around. Amy and Kirsten are walking to the girls locker room. Matt and Jeff were in a meeting with the production crew or whatever, Kirsten was just enjoying being backstage. Amy had to laugh. Kirsten was in serious "wrestling fan" mode. The Rock came up and introduced himself and Kirsten just stood there and drooled. It was a funny sight. Just then, someone walks out of the dressing room.
"Hey Amy, who's your friend?" The voice asked.
"This, is Kirsten. Kirsten…I'm sure you know who this is."
Kirsten's eyes were bugging out of her head. Ok, so the man looked tall on TV, but now she's wishing they made shoes that add feet to your height. Kirsten grabs a near by chair, pulls it over and stands on it. "Much better. Hi Undertaker, sir."
Mark Callaway is laughing hysterically, "why are you standing on a chair?"
"You are like 5 times my size…you think I'm going to let you tower over me like that…nu uh, no way."
"Ok, I get it. Do me a favor though, call me Mark."
Kirsten mock salutes him, "Yes sir Mr. Undertaker Mark sir." He leaves laughing and Amy pulls Kirsten off the chair.
"This is the last time I take you backstage. Come on, I know some people who would love to see you." Amy grabs Kirsten's hand, pulls her off the chair and they walk to where the "gang" is hanging out. "Look who I have with me."
Everyone turns around, gets up and greets Kirsten.
Adam is the first to hug her. "It's good to see ya."
"It's good to be seen." Kirsten says, but she's really thinking is, "Dear god this man is just way too hot. Leather pants, Edge…Brain…overload."
Matt and Jeff walk in and Matt immediately gets the feeling in his stomach and Kirsten can tell. Kirsten hugs everyone. She gets grilled as to why she's there, and they ask how she's doing…and then all of a sudden, Shane Helms comes running in, kisses Amy on the cheek, grabs Kirsten's hand and drags her out of the room. He drags her into a locker room and makes her sit down.
"Damn, just rip my arm out of its socket why don't ya?" Kirsten says as she rubs her shoulder.
"Sorry about that, but I need your advice."
"Couldn't you ask your girllllllfriend?" Kirsten smirks.
"Yea, yea, now is not the time for that catching up stuff…I'm facing Matt tonight and I have something planned, and I need to know what you think."
"O…k." Kirsten can't help but think that Shane has lost his mind.
"I'll be right back…don't…move." Shane runs into the changing area and then comes out.
"OH MY GOD!" Kirsten starts cracking up.
"You think they'll like it?"
In between her laughing, "You are soooooooooo crazy."
"Ok, that's the reaction I'm looking for…now go, our match is next and I have to prepare." Shane kicks her out of the room. She looks to see Matt standing outside the door with his arms crossed.
"Have fun?" Matt asks in that tone that just pisses Kirsten off.
"Tons." Kirsten walks away. She stops and turns around "oh, and Matt, ya failed quiz 2 with flying colors."
Raw
Matt and Lita are in the ring waiting for Matt's opponent "Gregory" Helms. All of a sudden you hear, "STAND BACK, THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!" and out comes Shane dressed as a super hero. Matt and Amy look at each other and try not to laugh.
Meanwhile, backstage, Kirsten, Jeff, Adam, Jason and Jericho are sitting around laughing hysterically.
"That's what he wanted to show me. He wanted it to be a surprise." Kirsten said.
"Amy must be soooooooooo proud of her man right now." Chris bats his eyes, which sends Kirsten into more laughter.