PART TWO: DYSFUNCTION IN DISNEYVORLD
Adventures in Disneyvorld--erm, Disneyworld, Part One: Pete's Dragoon
"Get outta my sight, Pinocchio!" snarled Karsh, punching the poor wooden puppet in the face. Pinocchio flew several feet, crashing into the Dumbo Ride.
"Uh-oh!" sang Marcy. "You're in trouble now, Karsh!"
"Aw, shaddup!" he sneered before getting on the teacup ride.
"WHEEEEE!" squealed Zoah, flailing his arms. Marcy covered her face in shame.
"You two are like, so immature!"
"Wheeeeeeee!" shouted General Viper.
"Wheeeeeeee!" shouted Karsh.
"Vheeeeeeee!" shouted Luccia.
"Whee," said Grobyc.
"Achoo," said Glenn.
"Gesundheit," said Snow White. She winked at him, and soon Glenn was surrounded by all of the Disney females, even the non-human ones. Suddenly, Pip came hopping along and the women immediately forgot about Glenn.
"Whew," he said, wiping his brow. "Pip is a lifesaver!"
"No pwoblem here!" smiled Pip, waving his paw.
Adventures in Disneyvorld--erm, Disneyworld, Part B: Pirates of the Caribbean
"Arr," said Fargo.
"Arr," said Captain Hook.
"Arr!" replied Fargo.
"Arr!" replied Captain Hook.
"ARR!" roared Fargo.
"ARR!" roared Captain Hook.
"ARR!!!!!" screamed Fargo.
"ARR!!!!!" screamed Captain Hook. They paused.
"(Arr)," whispered Fargo.
"(Arr)," whispered Captain Hook.
Adventures in Disneyworld--HA, I got it right! Part 3: CHACHACHA
Orcha, Macha, Korcha, Mel, and Belcha were in Space Mountain. Orcha jumped in his seat.
"No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seats," said Mickey Mouse. Orcha jumped in his seat.
"Awww, cut the jive-talk!" roared Macha. Everyone became silent.
Adventures in Disneyworld, Epilogue
"So did everyone have fun in Disneyworld?" asked Van.
"No," replied Karsh.
"YES," said Zoah.
"No," said Marcy.
"Yes," said Viper.
"Yes," said Riddel.
"Yes," said Grobyc.
"Da," said Luccia.
"No," said Glenn.
"OH YEAH!" shouted Pip.
"Arr!" said Fargo.
"CHA," said Korcha.
"CHA," said Mel.
"No," said Orcha.
"CHA," said Macha. Belcha got lost somewhere in the park and was never seen for the rest of the trip.
"Yes," said mostly everybody else.
"No," said everybody else.
"Okay then, I guess it's time we go to Las Vegas now!" he shouted.
"Sorry!" said Orlha.
"Sorry!" said Sneff. Van sighed.
"Who will drive now?" he asked.
"Grobyc-will-drive. Grobyc-will-get-us-there-soon."
"Okay, Grobyc!" said Van. He added, under his breath, "(I've got a feeling that this is going to be a long day.)"
Meanwhile...
"So... you... travel a lot?" asked Janice. The man looked back at her.
"Hoo hoo hoo, I sure do!" he chuckled. She nodded.
"What are their names again?"
"Well, you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen... But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?"
"No."
"Me neither!" laughed the jolly old elf, guiding his sleigh over the land. Janice hiccupped, suddenly feeling an intense sickness boil in her stomach.
"M-mr. Claus? I-I don't feel so well...!" she gulped.
"Oh no!"
Bum bum bummm!
Meanwhile-meanwhile...
"Fifteen bottles of beer on the wall, fifteen bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, fourteen bottles of beer on the wall!"
"Now that Disneyvorld ist behind us, vhere do you t'ink we are going, Herr Grobyc?" asked Luccia.
"Grobyc-does-not-know-Luccia. Las-Vegas-is-on-the-other-side-of-this-country."
"We could just leapphrog over there, phrom place to place," suggested NeoFio. Everyone looked at her. "That way, we can see more sights and we won't be too lost, since we'll know where we're going."
"That's brilliant!" exclaimed General Viper.
"Finally, that plant did something useful," said Korcha, scratching his head.
"Grobyc-does-not-find-anything-wrong-with-NeoFio's-thinking. Grobyc-will-travel-from-place-to-place-until-Grobyc-gets-to-Las-Vegas."
"Then it's settled," said Sneff. "But where are we going ffirst?" Kid looked at an atlas.
"Well, we're in Florida now, so we can get ta Atlantic City first," she pointed. "It's almost as good as Vegas."
"I don't want almost, Kid," pointed Guile.
"Tch, fine. Umm, how bout' we go to New Orleans?" she suggested. Everyone gasped.
"MARDI GRAS!!!!!!!!!!!"