4:04 PM 5/24/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Johnny Bravo"
Johnny: 16th place, that's not so bad.
Susie: There were only 12 contestents.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: I hereby decree this text document PART TWO!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Hanging around Veggie too much I see.
Vegeta: (proudly) (still w/the "pretty flowers" in his hair) I DO have that effect on people, don't I.
Chuquita: Don't push it Veggie-brains.
Vegeta: Hmmph! (adjusts his flowers)
Chuquita: Speaking of Veggie, [turns on her gameboy]
Vegeta: Not THAT again. I thought you beat that.
Chuquita: I did, but through the "magic of fanfiction" I'm able to level-hop in the game after all. That is, until I find
a code for it. [holds the game out to Son] Look how wacky Veggie looks when he runs.
Goku: [watching the digital Veggie waddle around like mad while chasing and trying to zap digital Goku] Veggie runs like
he's had a little too caffeine.
Chuquita: I know, not even Freezer ran this crazily in the game. (grins) That's why I like Veggie! Cuz he's unique!
Goku: I like Veggie cuz he's silly!
Vegeta: I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Chuquita: I hope they come out with another RPG soon.
Goku: (happily) Maybe they could make one about Veggie...yeah, Veggie's Adveggieture!
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) Don't you mean "Adventure?"
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I think Kakarrot's trying to be cute with us again.
Goku: (grins) HEE.
Chuquita: Aww, I like him cute.
Goku: (looms over Veggie; w/tiny smile & big sparkily eyes) Does VEGGIE think I'm cute?
Vegeta: (face glows red) Duhhh.....
Chuquita: (to Son) [rolls eyes] You HAD to do that, didn't you?
Goku: (cheery) But it's FUN watching Veggie's face turn colors.
Vegeta: (still red) Duhhhh....
Chuquita: Say, did you know they're making a "live-action" movie of you guys?
Goku: (pales) You're...kidding?
Chuquita: Nope. According to one DBZ site Akira himself gave the 3D idea his blessing.
Goku: Ohhh....I don't know if I really like having someone pretending to be me. I'm the only me I know of.
Vegeta: (red fading) Thank God...
Chuquita: Personally, I would much rather go to see one of the 13 animated movies you guys did on the big screen. Preferably
#12.
Goku: (perks up) OH YEAH! The "buddy" flick! (to audiance) That's the one where me and Veggie dance together!
Vegeta: AAUGH! (turns red again and slams his head down on the desk)
Goku: AND we had our second baby in that one too!
Vegeta: (through his teeth) (wailing) HE'S _NOT_ OUR BABY!!!
Goku: (to Chu) Sad thing though, Ji-chan and Goggie never met each other. I bet they would've been great pals. You know,
them being brothers and all.
Vegeta: (angry) VEJITTO AND GOGETA ARE _NOT_ BROTHERS!! AND WE ARE _NOT_ THEIR PARENTS!!!
Chuquita: (sing-song voice) Oop, now you've got him mad.
Goku: Silly Veggie.
Chuquita: Onto Part 2!
Summary: If you are me then who am I? During a sparing match Veggie spontaniously begins to wonder what it would be like if
HE were in charge of Goku's body. Not paying attention, he accidently hits Goku too hard and knocks the large saiyajin
unconsious. The slightly guilty ouji goes to bed that night only to wake up as "Kakarrot" himself! Is Goku slowly going crazy
or has Veggie's wish, out of some bizarre coincidence, been granted? And if so, who is in Veggie's real body!? Find out!
Chuquita: I should write a humor fic with Ji & Goggie one time. (grins) It could be a "search for the long-lost parents"
kinda story.
Vegeta: How about you don't.
Goku: (teasingly) You're just jealous! And of our OWN children too. Tsk tsk little Veggie.
Vegeta: ERRR, THEY ARE NOT OUR CHILDREN!!
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" I'm, Kakarrot. " Vegeta stared at the mirror, blankly, then grinned, " I'M KAKARROT! WOOOO! " he cheered, " Some
other worldy force must have granted my wish for a day...I AM NOW FREE TO EXACT REVENGE UPON THOSE THAT BAKA SHOULD HAVE
EXACTED REVENGE UPON _YEARS_ AGO! And I can do whatever I want with his body! I can go super saiyajin level THREE! For the
FIRST TIME! And I can finally figure out what makes that natural fighting talent of his tick! IT'S GENIUS! "
" Go-KU! Is that you upstairs? " Chi-Chi's voice came from downstairs in the kitchen.
Vegeta blinked, then snickered evilly, " Onna you have NO idea. Heh-heh-heh. "
" What was that? " she called up.
" GAH! I mean, I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! " Vegeta shouted back, doing his best impersonation of Goku, then paused,
realizing there was no need to imitate his voice since the high-pitched tone came along with the body in the first place.
" We're having waffles for breakfast! You better hurry or they'll get cold! "
" Waffles? " Vegeta scratched his head, then poked it out of the doorway, " DO YOU HAVE ANY PANCAKES! "
" What do you want PANCAKES for?! That's OUJI-FOOD! " Chi-Chi said, baffled.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " "that's ouji-food", neh. " he mocked her quietly to himself, then closed the door.
" Hmm, well Kakarrot, " he said to the mirror, " Looks like _I_ get to decide what you wear today. " he smirked,
" Won't that be grand? " Vegeta cracked his knuckles and went over to Goku's closet, then opened it, " How much orange does
Kakarrotto need anyway! " he said while tossing several gi's over his shoulder, " You'd think he escaped from a prison the
way he dresses--or he's trying to be taken away to one. " he said, then noticed something in the back of the closet. He
pushed several outfits away to see what it was. A smile worked its way around Vegeta's face. He looked up at the sky.
" Whoever did this...thank you. "
" Heeheehee. " Vegeta couldn't help but giggle to himself. He was now wearing, or should I say Goku was now wearing
the saiyajin training outfit Bulma had brought for him way back before the Cell Games. Vegeta brushed the dust off it and
put on the white gloves and boots, " Hmmph, feels kind of weird to go back to the full body suit after you wear the tanktop
for so long. " he looked down at Goku's large boots, " Feels weird to be this big too. Oh well. " he shrugged it off. He
glanced over at the mirror one more time before leaving the bedroom, " Kakarrot, you're beautiful! " he laughed at himself,
then made his way down the stairs.
" Oh Goku I'm so glad you're alright! I was afraid you might never wake up and-- " Chi-Chi froze to see Goku standing
before her wearing a the Veggie-ish trademark blue & spandex training gear, " --I'm starting to think I'd rather you hadn't."
she muttered weakly, " WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!!! "
" Don't you like it? " Vegeta said as innocently as possible, deciding to drop the real bombs once he got to the
kitchen table.
" Well, I--LOOK AT YOU! " she said, exasperated.
" *sniffle*. " Chi-Chi looked up to see Goku's eyes watering.
" Oh--no sweetie don't do that, it's oh-kay. ::I knew this would happen! Bulma said the blow might be tramatizing
to Goku and not to upset him:: It, it's NICE, Goku. " she forced herself to say.
" Really? " the saiyajin responded. Chi-Chi could have sworn she had just seen a familiar smirk cross his face.
" Uh, yeah. " Chi-Chi added, slightly suspicous, " Why don't you come into the kitchen and eat your breakfast. I'm
sure you'll feel better once you have some food in you. "
" I always do, don't I. " Vegeta mused.
" Yes, and MAYBE, POSSIBLY, after you're done that you can go back upstairs and change out of that, uhh, ouji-looking
outfit, how does that sound, hmm? " she suggested.
" You don't like my leader do you? You're insulting the saiyajins aren't you? " he asked.
" What? " Chi-Chi looked at him peculiarly.
" Nothing. " Vegeta answered, shaking his head and sitting down next to Gohan and Goten. He smirked, " Hello
children. "
" HI DADDY! " Goten said loudly, splattering waffles and syrup bits all over Goku's face. Vegeta sweatdropped and
tried to remain calm while he used a nearby napkin to wipe the chewed, sticky particles off the large saiyajin's face.
" Vegeta isn't your leader you know, Goku. " Chi-Chi said as she got several more plates out of the cubbord for the
omelettes.
" He isn't? " Vegeta asked, slightly intreged, " And how do you figure that? "
" There's only two of you! I don't see why he has to make such a big deal about this whole "I rule over Kakarrot"
thing. I could understand if there were maybe, 50 saiyajins left...but TWO? " Chi-Chi explained.
" What's wrong with just two? "
" Nothing Goku, it's just, I mean he doesn't even have a PLANET anymore. And why does he call himself a prince! His
father's dead, doesn't that automatically make Vegeta the king? " Chi-Chi scooped the omelettes onto several plates with
a spatula.
" You have to be CROWNED by another member of royal family to ascend to the throne, baka onna. " Vegeta grumbled.
" How did you know all that Dad? " Gohan said, surprised.
Vegeta froze, " Uhh, "Veggie" told me, heh-heh, yeah. " he unintentionally put his hand behind his head in a
Son Goku-like manner. Vegeta sweatdropped when he realized what he had just done and took his hand down.
" Eat up! " Chi-Chi said happily as she joined the group. Luckily for Vegeta, he had about the same table manners
as Goku, which basically consisted of "eat as much as you can as fast as you can" ethics. He paused halfway through, smelling
something wrong in his mouth. He stuck out his tongue, which still had a blob of chewed waffle on it, and examined it.
" Ehhh, wath dah thmell! " he cringed, staring at it.
" Fish guts. " Gohan replied. Vegeta looked at him incrediously.
" Fish...guts?! "
Gohan nodded.
" ECHHH YUCK! " Vegeta spat the waffle blob out, " BLAH BLAH BLAH! WHO EATS FISH IN HIS WAFFLES! " the group gawked
at him, " STUPID KAKO-FOOD BLECH! "
" ... "
" Uhh, I mean...your poorly made breakfast pastry repulses me. Maybe I'll just go over to my little Veggie-chan's
castle for breakfast instead, seeing as he can make me any breakfast food I desire since he's so much wealthier and smarter
and more be-love-ed than YOU earth-creatures are. " Vegeta huffed.
" Repulses? Castle? Earth-creatures? " Gohan said in shock.
" THAT'S IT! " Chi-Chi screamed, enraged, " YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE, GOKU! NOT THE WAY YOU'RE BEHAVING RIGHT
NOW! IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY IT WAS VEGETA IN THAT BODY OF YOURS! "
The ouji laughed nervously, " Really? Heh-heh, what a crazy thought, huh? "
" I knew letting you hang around him like that was bad for you! His OUJI-NESS is rubbing off on you! " Chi-Chi said,
starting to get worried.
" Nonsense, O--uh, Chi-chan. I am merely a loyal servant to the throne of Bejito-sei. " Vegeta inwardly grinned,
enjoying hearing words he wished to hear come out of Goku's mouth, even though it was he himself who was doing the talking.
" It's gotta be the bump. " Gohan shook his head, also worried, " It must've done something to his brain somehow. "
" Of course! " Chi-Chi said quickly, relieved, " Brilliant thinking, Gohan! " she gave her son a hug, " He's just
hallucionating. He needs some more rest. You DO need some rest, RIGHT, Goku? "
" Kakarrotto. "
" ..what? "
" As my supreme ruler's humble servant-maid I must advice you to call me by my peasant name. " Vegeta stated, ::I
wonder what Kakarrot would think of THIS!:: he mentally giggled with excitement.
" Gohan, " Chi-Chi said weakly, grasping his arm and now a pale white, " Mommy needs to go lie down now for a little
while... " she got up out of her chair, shaking.
" No, I'll, I'll help you there Mom. " Gohan said, conserned as he walked her into the living room.
" Hmm-hmm-hmm. " Vegeta smirked, ::That's right, Onna. Quake with unimaginable fear as all that you have protected
Kaka-chan from comes face-to-face with you. I have yet a few more gems to inform you about before I head back home. And THEN
the real fun begins:: his smirk turned into an evil grin, " MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA--oww! " Vegeta looked over to see
several fake rubber indian arrows suctioned to Goku's cheek and the side of his head.
" Heeheehee! " Goten laughed, hiding the rest of his arrows behind his back.
" "Give the arrows to Goten, Trunks.", I said. "I'll be safer if they're in his hands rather than yours," I said.
STUPID! " he smacked himself on the forehead, then slowly and painfully removed the sticky rubber tips to the arrows off his
head. He glared at Goten, " I'm confiscating those! Give them to me! " Vegeta demanded.
" You'll have to catch me first! " Goten said happily, then dashed off outside. Vegeta ran after him, then stopped
in the doorway and decided against it.
" Later, Kako-spawn. " Vegeta said in distaste, " I'll do that AFTER I finish my more important work. " he glanced
over at the now sleeping Chi-Chi, " I hope you have sweet dreams, Onna. Because "Kakarrotto" is about to give you one rude
awakening. "
:::" Ohhhhh... " Chi-Chi opened her eyes. Everything around her was a black void. She heard a faint voice giggle
from far away and turned to see Goku about 20 feet away from her, snickering at himself in a mirror. He was still wearing the
veggie-clothes from breakfast, " Goku? " she called out to him, then cautiously made her way towards the large saiyajin,
" Goku what's so funny? " Chi-Chi said, conserned. Goku didn't respond so she crept closer, then peered past him at the
mirror and gasped to see Vegeta's reflection instead of Goku's, both in the same saiyajin uniform. Her own reflection
remained the same.
" Heeheeheee. " Goku looked down at her and laughed, " Silly Onna. " the veggie-reflection mirrored Goku's
expressions, " You don't understand. You'll never understand. " he smiled:::
Chi-Chi's eyes snapped open to see Goku staring down at her curiously. She was in a cold sweat, " He's right, I
don't understand. " she whispered to herself. She watched him stare and smiled warmly. The curious, clueless expression on
the saiyajin's face re-assuring her that this was nothing she couldn't fix. He was still Goku, " Go-chan? "
" Yes Chi-Chi? "
" You're still Go-chan, right? "
" Who else would I be? "
" I mean, you're not mentally unstable, are you honey? " she asked, watching him closely.
" WHAT! "
" You DO know who you are. Correct? "
" I am Kakarrotto. That is my name, Chi-chan. " Vegeta chuckled. She sat up.
" "Kakarrotto", what do you think about my arguements with Vegeta? " Chi-Chi said.
" You treat him like a meanie! He's not the meanie in those arguements, you are! " the saiyajin said bitterly.
Vegeta thought for a minute, suddenly confused, ::Meanie. Meanie is one of Kakarrot's words. Not mine!:: he cursed Goku's
tongue, and became even more bewildered when tears started to form in the large saiyajin's eyes, " You're always so mean to
Veggie. All you do is treat him like he's a DISEASE or something! Well he's not! It makes no sense to you! I like Veggie so
much, but you hate him! You only make him want what he wants even MORE when you try and fight him! "
Chi-Chi stared at him. It was the first time Goku was starting to sound like Goku all day, " Aww, sweetie. " she
smiled sympathetically, holding out her hand to grab his. Vegeta pulled both Goku's hands away before she could reach them.
" You don't deserve to touch these hands. They don't belong to you. You're not their ruler. " Vegeta smirked cruely,
then made his way up the stairs and into Goku's room, then closed the door behind him.
" Gohan, " Chi-Chi whispered outloud to him, " I'm starting to get scared for him. "
" Stupid Kaka-body. " Vegeta grumbled as he began to chose and pack some of Goku's clothes and toys into the large
saiyajin's suitcase, " I swear he must have part of his brain in his stomach. That's the only explaination I can come with
for that "meanie" stuff. " he nodded, " I suppose ready-access to Kakarrot's physical talents DOES have its defects. "
Vegeta placed a hawaiian t-shirt into the suitcase, then walked towards the mirror, " I wonder... " he thought outloud, then
made the bigger saiyajin's readily-used big sparkily eyes. Goku's face turned bright red. The ouji blinked the expression off
, then wobbled back towards the bed, " Not to self, never do that at close ranges. " Vegeta said weakly, then smiled, " At
least I finally know what Kakarrot's face looks like while radiating redness. " he closed the suitcase, then looked up and
shrieked to see a small figure sitting ontop of it.
" HI DADDY! What'cha doin! " Goten grinned happily.
Vegeta thought for a moment, " Goten, can you keep a secret? "
Goten's grin widened with excitement, " Sure I can Dad! What's the secret? "
" I'm not really your father, Goten. I'm just "Uncle Veggie" in your father's body. " Vegeta snickered.
" OHHHHHH. " Goten said in realization, " THAT'S why you were acting like Uncle Veggie all morning! Because you ARE
Uncle Veggie! " he said.
" That's right, kid. " Vegeta responded, " Now help me close this thing will you? " he pointed to the suitcase.
" OH-KAY UNCLE VEGGIE! " Goten said, pouncing down upon the suitcase, slamming it shut, " TA-DAH! " he announced as
several trumpets blew with victory from some unknown source. Vegeta looked around the room, confused as to where the noise
had come from.
" Say how did you-- "
" ...EEE! " Goten grinned.
" --oh yeah, that's right, you're related to Kakarrot, of course you can defy all laws of physics and basically
reality itself. " Vegeta said dryly, picking up the suitcase.
" Where are you going Uncle Veggie? " Goten asked.
" I'm going back to my house to, uhh, take advantage of this temporary situation. " Vegeta snickered, " I have a
whole lot of servant-clothes and gear that I know Kakarrot would never have let me get him to try on. And now I can see how
they look! That way I can choose my favorites for after I finally defeat that Onna and pull Kakarrotto over to the OUJI-SIDE
and he becomes my loyal servant-maid! " Vegeta grinned maliciously, " I can't WAIT! " he grabbed the suitcase off the bed
and headed for the door.
" Can I come with you Uncle Veggie? " Goten followed him.
" I'm afraid not, young Kako-spawn, for you see, this is my own personal revenge upon those who try to keep Kakarrot
out of my clutches. Besides, if they find out it's me in his body instead of him, well, it's not going to be a very pretty
sight. " Vegeta closed the door behind him and Goten, then walked down the stairs, " Remember! Secret! " he whispered.
Goten saluted him.
" Hello Onna. " Vegeta said to Chi-Chi, smirking as he walked past her and Gohan, still carrying the suitcase.
" What are you doing with that suitcase, Goku? " Chi-Chi said, worried about him, " --waitaminute! Did you just call
me "Onna"? "
" Yes, yes I did. " Vegeta beamed proudly.
" Umm, Goku, about this whole--"ouji" thing of yours... " she started out.
" Yes, I have been wanting to tell you something VERY IMPORTANT about that for a LONG TIME. " Vegeta smiled. He
leaned in closer to her, nearly touching noses. Chi-Chi's face went red as she stared into Goku's eyes.
" Hai, Go-chan? " she said weakly, blushing.
" Chi-Chi, " the saiyajin smirked, " I am madly in love with V-sama and I'm leaving you to become his royal footstool
and slave to the throne. I will no longer be needing any of you and as with the royal house of Bejito-Sei's tradition
servant-maids such as myself are bound from speaking with commoners like YOU. So I am taking my leave to start my life anew.
So long, ONNA! " Vegeta got back up and marched out the front door.
Chi-Chi sat there on the couch, stupified, " Gohan...tell me that didn't just happen. " she said, terrified.
" That just happened Ma. " Gohan nodded, also a pale color.
Chi-Chi lept to her feet, stumbling about, " We gotta stop him, Gohan. We HAVE to stop him. We can't let him go!
He can't do this! Something wrong with him--there HAS to be something wrong with him. " she ran out the front door and
towards Goku's body, " GOKU! WAIT! STOP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! YOU'RE
HALLUCINATING! "
Vegeta looked over his shoulder, snickering, " On the contrary, Onna. I believe everything has just been made
perfectly clear to me. " he raised Goku's fingers to his forehead, prepared to teleport.
" NO GOKU NO!! " Chi-Chi ran even faster. She reached out to grab him just as he disappeared, " No, don't let him
take you away. PLEASE don't let him take you away. " she stood there, her arm still stretched out. Tears welling up in her
eyes.
" Kaasan? " Gohan said quietly, coming up behind her.
Chi-Chi pulled her hand back, then narrowed her eyes, " Get in the car, Gohan. " she said, dead-serious.
" What? Mom I don't understa-- "
" GET IN THE _CAR_, GOHAN. " she said slowly, " And bring your brother with you. We're taking a little ride out to
Capsule Corp. "
" Umm, oh-kay. " Gohan said uneasily, walking back into the house, " GOTEN! ROAD TRIP! "
" YAY! " Goten cheered, skipping out of the house and bouncing into the car, followed by Gohan.
Chi-Chi got in the drivers seat and started the car up, " Don't worry Goku. I promise I'll save you from him.
Whatever he's done to you, I'll find some way to stop it. I promise. "
" But, Mom, " Gohan pointed out, worried, " what if Toussan really IS madly in love with-- "
" DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT! " Chi-Chi snapped at him, then slammed her foot on the gas pedal and sent the trio
roaring out of their driveway at 120mph, " I'M COMING GOKU!! "
" Hmm, well, that was easier than I thought. " Vegeta said as he teleported into the hallway upstairs in Capsule Corp
near his room, " That poor Onna, she must be DEVASTATED to learn the "truth" from Kakarrot's own mouth about how much he
"loves" me and "despises" her. Oh well, easy come easy go-- " he grinned, then paused to feel something rumble with
indigestion. Vegeta looked downward and turned a sickly green, " No, please don't tell me what I think you're trying to tell
me! " he wailed at Goku's body. Vegeta bent over and quickly chucked the suitcase into his room, " I...can't. I can't believe
this! " Vegeta shivered, " Kakarrot you IDIOT! He probably hasn't gone to the bathroom since before our fight yesterday! ERR,
KAKARROTTO DON'T DO THIS TO ME! " Vegeta screamed up at the ceiling, " I AM NOT DOING THIS! NO WAY NO HOW! "
" I can't believe I'm doing this. " Vegeta moaned, looking over his shoulder as he clumsily aimed for the toilet,
" Talk about corporeal punishment. " he blushed slightly, " Well, they're still Kakarrot's hands so this shouldn't be THAT
awkward. All I have to do is look back over my shoulder. At least that way I don't have to SEE "it". " he cringed, then heard
the tinkling finally stop, " If I didn't know any better, I'd say Kakarrot hasn't peed in a week with how long THAT took! "
Vegeta grumbled as he pulled Goku's boxers up, then turned his head frontward again. He sniffed Goku's armpits & cried out in
pain, " ECH! You haven't BATHED in a week either! " Vegeta groaned, then perked up, " But, this COULD be a blessing in
disguise. " he opened the medicine cabinet and pulled out several shampoos, " I HAD bought some specially imported soap for
your peasant hair to get rid of all those fleas and such your body has accuried living out in the middle of nowhere. This
would be perfect time to test them. " he snickered as he walked over to the bathtub and turned it on, " Time to play my
guinia pig, Kakarrotto! "
" OH KA-KEE, your hair, it's GORGEOUS! " the ouji squealed as he rubbed Goku's hand through his now shiney, unusually
healthy-looking hair, " Look, I've even gotten rid of those nasty split ends you complain about. Amazing what you can do if
you use the right conditioners, huh! " he said to himself, " AND as a special bonus, it smells like peaches! " Vegeta stepped
out of the bathroom, " Trust me, Kakarrot, by tommorow when you're back in your own body, you'll thank me up and down for
all this. " he swooshed his hand through his hair, then reached for the doorknob to his bedroom and froze, feeling a pair of
eyes staring at him. Vegeta looked over his shoulder, then, seeing nobody, shrugged and entered the room. A small figure
staring up at the half-closed door from the living room couch infront of the TV. He turned the TV off and slowly crept up the
stairs suspicously and utterly confused as to what he had just saw enter the ouji's room.
" Hmm, " Vegeta flicked on the light in his bedroom and sighed with relief, " Ahh, it's good to be back here. " he
smiled, then turned to the door, which was still slightly open. A curious pair of familiar eyes peered into the room. The
figure froze himself when he noticed the large saiyajin walking towards the door and pulled away, only to get his fingers
caught in the door as Vegeta slammed the door shut on him. The figure pulled his fingers out and whinced in pain.
" Now how could I have been so stupid as to leave the door open like that. " he chided himself, then giggled in
delight as he tip-toed his way over to a secret closet in the wall and opened it to reveal about a dozen outfits, all
specially made to fit a certain large saiyajin friend of his, " Ooh! They're all so perfect I don't know which one you should
try on FIRST! " Vegeta chuckled at his little dilema, then grabbed a raggidy outfit that looked like it had belonged to a
long-impressioned civilian, " Hee! THIS ONE! "
It had been almost two hours and Vegeta had already tried the dozen outfits on the bigger saiyajin's body; the
raggidy peasant outfit he had started with, the butler uniform, a french-maid, a pet, an angel, a genie, and several other
costumes which wish to remain nameless out of embarassment. He was currently back in the french-maid gettup, giggling at
himself in the mirror, " A glass of imported soda with a lemon twist in it, V-sama? Yes master, which country would you like
that from? Spain or France? Heeheeheeheehee! " Vegeta burst into another fit of pleased giggles, " You're so cute you know
that, V-sama? And so nice to me too. I don't deserve your kindness o' master of my worthless third-class soul. " Vegeta said,
overdramatically imitating Goku, " BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- "
" --Kakarrotto?! "
Vegeta froze. Goku's face went pale in the mirror as he slowly turned to his left. The bedroom door was now wide open
and the ouji himself was staring up in shock and confusion at the other saiyajin.
The shorter saiyajin folded his arms, uncomfortable, " Kakarrot, what are doing in my room? And--in that, outfit? "
::The one thing I failed to even consider!; how could I be so DENSE!:: Vegeta thought, just as frightend as he stared
back at his own body, " Who--are you? "
" Vegeta. You know, "Veggie". " the small ouji said, conserned and trying to keep his face from glowing bright red,
" And who are YOU, today Kakarrot? " he cocked an eyebrow.
Vegeta gulped, " I...don't know. "
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1:30 AM 5/26/02
END OF PART TWO
Chuquita: WOW, what a cliffhanger! Boy am I proud of myself.
Goku: (confused) Wait, does this mean that it really IS me going crazy and the Veggie that just walked in is the real Veggie?
Chuquita: Actually you can't really tell at this point.
Vegeta: (sighs) She's got a point.
Chuquita: (happily) Why thank you Veggie!
Vegeta: Yeah, whatever.
Chuquita: While I still haven't decided which of three "yet to be told to the audiance" stories I'm going to write after I
finish this one, I HAVE been handed an interesting idea for the next Corner.
Vegeta: (uneasy) Have you?
Chuquita: Yeah, actually it wasn't the reviewer herself who said it, it was Piccolo. He was with her at the time.
Vegeta: (cringes) A suggestion by the NAMEK!
Goku: (grins) YAY FOR PICCY-CHAN!
Chuquita: Piccolo suggested I turn Son-San into a girl for the next Corner.
Goku: (pales) Uhhh--
Vegeta: I don't think I could see Kakarrotto as a girl.
Chuquita: (glares at him) Hey! (smirks) We saw you as a girl back in Meadow Muffins. Remember Veggilina?
Vegeta: (shivers) Don't remind me.
Goku: (perks up) OH YEAH! I remember her. She proposed to me!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (red-in-the-face) KAKARROTTO SHUT UP!
Chuquita: I WAS originally planning to have Gogeta guest star in the next Corner, but I've decided to have it depend on
whatever story I decide to do when this is done. (smirks) It WOULD be interesting to see what would develop if I zapped
Son into womanhood here.
Vegeta: (grumbling) (to himself) Yeah I know what would have happened if Kakarrot was a girl; we'd have enough saiyajins
to fill several small towns by now that's what. (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) What was that Veggie?!
Vegeta: (yelps) Uhh--nothing! Nothing at all. (nervously puts his arm behind his head, Son-style) Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Piccolo: (from offstage) HE SAID THEY'D HAVE ENOUGH SAIYAJINS TO FILL SEVERAL SMALL TOWNS!
Vegeta: (furious) NAMEK!!!
Chuquita: (snorts; then bursts into giggles)
Goku: (to Veggie) I don't get it.
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: ...
Goku: ...
Piccolo: It's a good thing they don't breed saiyajins in litters.
Vegeta: Who says they don't?
Piccolo: (sweatdrops) ...I don't wanna know.
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Johnny Bravo"
Johnny: 16th place, that's not so bad.
Susie: There were only 12 contestents.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: I hereby decree this text document PART TWO!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Hanging around Veggie too much I see.
Vegeta: (proudly) (still w/the "pretty flowers" in his hair) I DO have that effect on people, don't I.
Chuquita: Don't push it Veggie-brains.
Vegeta: Hmmph! (adjusts his flowers)
Chuquita: Speaking of Veggie, [turns on her gameboy]
Vegeta: Not THAT again. I thought you beat that.
Chuquita: I did, but through the "magic of fanfiction" I'm able to level-hop in the game after all. That is, until I find
a code for it. [holds the game out to Son] Look how wacky Veggie looks when he runs.
Goku: [watching the digital Veggie waddle around like mad while chasing and trying to zap digital Goku] Veggie runs like
he's had a little too caffeine.
Chuquita: I know, not even Freezer ran this crazily in the game. (grins) That's why I like Veggie! Cuz he's unique!
Goku: I like Veggie cuz he's silly!
Vegeta: I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Chuquita: I hope they come out with another RPG soon.
Goku: (happily) Maybe they could make one about Veggie...yeah, Veggie's Adveggieture!
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) Don't you mean "Adventure?"
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I think Kakarrot's trying to be cute with us again.
Goku: (grins) HEE.
Chuquita: Aww, I like him cute.
Goku: (looms over Veggie; w/tiny smile & big sparkily eyes) Does VEGGIE think I'm cute?
Vegeta: (face glows red) Duhhh.....
Chuquita: (to Son) [rolls eyes] You HAD to do that, didn't you?
Goku: (cheery) But it's FUN watching Veggie's face turn colors.
Vegeta: (still red) Duhhhh....
Chuquita: Say, did you know they're making a "live-action" movie of you guys?
Goku: (pales) You're...kidding?
Chuquita: Nope. According to one DBZ site Akira himself gave the 3D idea his blessing.
Goku: Ohhh....I don't know if I really like having someone pretending to be me. I'm the only me I know of.
Vegeta: (red fading) Thank God...
Chuquita: Personally, I would much rather go to see one of the 13 animated movies you guys did on the big screen. Preferably
#12.
Goku: (perks up) OH YEAH! The "buddy" flick! (to audiance) That's the one where me and Veggie dance together!
Vegeta: AAUGH! (turns red again and slams his head down on the desk)
Goku: AND we had our second baby in that one too!
Vegeta: (through his teeth) (wailing) HE'S _NOT_ OUR BABY!!!
Goku: (to Chu) Sad thing though, Ji-chan and Goggie never met each other. I bet they would've been great pals. You know,
them being brothers and all.
Vegeta: (angry) VEJITTO AND GOGETA ARE _NOT_ BROTHERS!! AND WE ARE _NOT_ THEIR PARENTS!!!
Chuquita: (sing-song voice) Oop, now you've got him mad.
Goku: Silly Veggie.
Chuquita: Onto Part 2!
Summary: If you are me then who am I? During a sparing match Veggie spontaniously begins to wonder what it would be like if
HE were in charge of Goku's body. Not paying attention, he accidently hits Goku too hard and knocks the large saiyajin
unconsious. The slightly guilty ouji goes to bed that night only to wake up as "Kakarrot" himself! Is Goku slowly going crazy
or has Veggie's wish, out of some bizarre coincidence, been granted? And if so, who is in Veggie's real body!? Find out!
Chuquita: I should write a humor fic with Ji & Goggie one time. (grins) It could be a "search for the long-lost parents"
kinda story.
Vegeta: How about you don't.
Goku: (teasingly) You're just jealous! And of our OWN children too. Tsk tsk little Veggie.
Vegeta: ERRR, THEY ARE NOT OUR CHILDREN!!
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" I'm, Kakarrot. " Vegeta stared at the mirror, blankly, then grinned, " I'M KAKARROT! WOOOO! " he cheered, " Some
other worldy force must have granted my wish for a day...I AM NOW FREE TO EXACT REVENGE UPON THOSE THAT BAKA SHOULD HAVE
EXACTED REVENGE UPON _YEARS_ AGO! And I can do whatever I want with his body! I can go super saiyajin level THREE! For the
FIRST TIME! And I can finally figure out what makes that natural fighting talent of his tick! IT'S GENIUS! "
" Go-KU! Is that you upstairs? " Chi-Chi's voice came from downstairs in the kitchen.
Vegeta blinked, then snickered evilly, " Onna you have NO idea. Heh-heh-heh. "
" What was that? " she called up.
" GAH! I mean, I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! " Vegeta shouted back, doing his best impersonation of Goku, then paused,
realizing there was no need to imitate his voice since the high-pitched tone came along with the body in the first place.
" We're having waffles for breakfast! You better hurry or they'll get cold! "
" Waffles? " Vegeta scratched his head, then poked it out of the doorway, " DO YOU HAVE ANY PANCAKES! "
" What do you want PANCAKES for?! That's OUJI-FOOD! " Chi-Chi said, baffled.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " "that's ouji-food", neh. " he mocked her quietly to himself, then closed the door.
" Hmm, well Kakarrot, " he said to the mirror, " Looks like _I_ get to decide what you wear today. " he smirked,
" Won't that be grand? " Vegeta cracked his knuckles and went over to Goku's closet, then opened it, " How much orange does
Kakarrotto need anyway! " he said while tossing several gi's over his shoulder, " You'd think he escaped from a prison the
way he dresses--or he's trying to be taken away to one. " he said, then noticed something in the back of the closet. He
pushed several outfits away to see what it was. A smile worked its way around Vegeta's face. He looked up at the sky.
" Whoever did this...thank you. "
" Heeheehee. " Vegeta couldn't help but giggle to himself. He was now wearing, or should I say Goku was now wearing
the saiyajin training outfit Bulma had brought for him way back before the Cell Games. Vegeta brushed the dust off it and
put on the white gloves and boots, " Hmmph, feels kind of weird to go back to the full body suit after you wear the tanktop
for so long. " he looked down at Goku's large boots, " Feels weird to be this big too. Oh well. " he shrugged it off. He
glanced over at the mirror one more time before leaving the bedroom, " Kakarrot, you're beautiful! " he laughed at himself,
then made his way down the stairs.
" Oh Goku I'm so glad you're alright! I was afraid you might never wake up and-- " Chi-Chi froze to see Goku standing
before her wearing a the Veggie-ish trademark blue & spandex training gear, " --I'm starting to think I'd rather you hadn't."
she muttered weakly, " WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!!! "
" Don't you like it? " Vegeta said as innocently as possible, deciding to drop the real bombs once he got to the
kitchen table.
" Well, I--LOOK AT YOU! " she said, exasperated.
" *sniffle*. " Chi-Chi looked up to see Goku's eyes watering.
" Oh--no sweetie don't do that, it's oh-kay. ::I knew this would happen! Bulma said the blow might be tramatizing
to Goku and not to upset him:: It, it's NICE, Goku. " she forced herself to say.
" Really? " the saiyajin responded. Chi-Chi could have sworn she had just seen a familiar smirk cross his face.
" Uh, yeah. " Chi-Chi added, slightly suspicous, " Why don't you come into the kitchen and eat your breakfast. I'm
sure you'll feel better once you have some food in you. "
" I always do, don't I. " Vegeta mused.
" Yes, and MAYBE, POSSIBLY, after you're done that you can go back upstairs and change out of that, uhh, ouji-looking
outfit, how does that sound, hmm? " she suggested.
" You don't like my leader do you? You're insulting the saiyajins aren't you? " he asked.
" What? " Chi-Chi looked at him peculiarly.
" Nothing. " Vegeta answered, shaking his head and sitting down next to Gohan and Goten. He smirked, " Hello
children. "
" HI DADDY! " Goten said loudly, splattering waffles and syrup bits all over Goku's face. Vegeta sweatdropped and
tried to remain calm while he used a nearby napkin to wipe the chewed, sticky particles off the large saiyajin's face.
" Vegeta isn't your leader you know, Goku. " Chi-Chi said as she got several more plates out of the cubbord for the
omelettes.
" He isn't? " Vegeta asked, slightly intreged, " And how do you figure that? "
" There's only two of you! I don't see why he has to make such a big deal about this whole "I rule over Kakarrot"
thing. I could understand if there were maybe, 50 saiyajins left...but TWO? " Chi-Chi explained.
" What's wrong with just two? "
" Nothing Goku, it's just, I mean he doesn't even have a PLANET anymore. And why does he call himself a prince! His
father's dead, doesn't that automatically make Vegeta the king? " Chi-Chi scooped the omelettes onto several plates with
a spatula.
" You have to be CROWNED by another member of royal family to ascend to the throne, baka onna. " Vegeta grumbled.
" How did you know all that Dad? " Gohan said, surprised.
Vegeta froze, " Uhh, "Veggie" told me, heh-heh, yeah. " he unintentionally put his hand behind his head in a
Son Goku-like manner. Vegeta sweatdropped when he realized what he had just done and took his hand down.
" Eat up! " Chi-Chi said happily as she joined the group. Luckily for Vegeta, he had about the same table manners
as Goku, which basically consisted of "eat as much as you can as fast as you can" ethics. He paused halfway through, smelling
something wrong in his mouth. He stuck out his tongue, which still had a blob of chewed waffle on it, and examined it.
" Ehhh, wath dah thmell! " he cringed, staring at it.
" Fish guts. " Gohan replied. Vegeta looked at him incrediously.
" Fish...guts?! "
Gohan nodded.
" ECHHH YUCK! " Vegeta spat the waffle blob out, " BLAH BLAH BLAH! WHO EATS FISH IN HIS WAFFLES! " the group gawked
at him, " STUPID KAKO-FOOD BLECH! "
" ... "
" Uhh, I mean...your poorly made breakfast pastry repulses me. Maybe I'll just go over to my little Veggie-chan's
castle for breakfast instead, seeing as he can make me any breakfast food I desire since he's so much wealthier and smarter
and more be-love-ed than YOU earth-creatures are. " Vegeta huffed.
" Repulses? Castle? Earth-creatures? " Gohan said in shock.
" THAT'S IT! " Chi-Chi screamed, enraged, " YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE, GOKU! NOT THE WAY YOU'RE BEHAVING RIGHT
NOW! IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY IT WAS VEGETA IN THAT BODY OF YOURS! "
The ouji laughed nervously, " Really? Heh-heh, what a crazy thought, huh? "
" I knew letting you hang around him like that was bad for you! His OUJI-NESS is rubbing off on you! " Chi-Chi said,
starting to get worried.
" Nonsense, O--uh, Chi-chan. I am merely a loyal servant to the throne of Bejito-sei. " Vegeta inwardly grinned,
enjoying hearing words he wished to hear come out of Goku's mouth, even though it was he himself who was doing the talking.
" It's gotta be the bump. " Gohan shook his head, also worried, " It must've done something to his brain somehow. "
" Of course! " Chi-Chi said quickly, relieved, " Brilliant thinking, Gohan! " she gave her son a hug, " He's just
hallucionating. He needs some more rest. You DO need some rest, RIGHT, Goku? "
" Kakarrotto. "
" ..what? "
" As my supreme ruler's humble servant-maid I must advice you to call me by my peasant name. " Vegeta stated, ::I
wonder what Kakarrot would think of THIS!:: he mentally giggled with excitement.
" Gohan, " Chi-Chi said weakly, grasping his arm and now a pale white, " Mommy needs to go lie down now for a little
while... " she got up out of her chair, shaking.
" No, I'll, I'll help you there Mom. " Gohan said, conserned as he walked her into the living room.
" Hmm-hmm-hmm. " Vegeta smirked, ::That's right, Onna. Quake with unimaginable fear as all that you have protected
Kaka-chan from comes face-to-face with you. I have yet a few more gems to inform you about before I head back home. And THEN
the real fun begins:: his smirk turned into an evil grin, " MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA--oww! " Vegeta looked over to see
several fake rubber indian arrows suctioned to Goku's cheek and the side of his head.
" Heeheehee! " Goten laughed, hiding the rest of his arrows behind his back.
" "Give the arrows to Goten, Trunks.", I said. "I'll be safer if they're in his hands rather than yours," I said.
STUPID! " he smacked himself on the forehead, then slowly and painfully removed the sticky rubber tips to the arrows off his
head. He glared at Goten, " I'm confiscating those! Give them to me! " Vegeta demanded.
" You'll have to catch me first! " Goten said happily, then dashed off outside. Vegeta ran after him, then stopped
in the doorway and decided against it.
" Later, Kako-spawn. " Vegeta said in distaste, " I'll do that AFTER I finish my more important work. " he glanced
over at the now sleeping Chi-Chi, " I hope you have sweet dreams, Onna. Because "Kakarrotto" is about to give you one rude
awakening. "
:::" Ohhhhh... " Chi-Chi opened her eyes. Everything around her was a black void. She heard a faint voice giggle
from far away and turned to see Goku about 20 feet away from her, snickering at himself in a mirror. He was still wearing the
veggie-clothes from breakfast, " Goku? " she called out to him, then cautiously made her way towards the large saiyajin,
" Goku what's so funny? " Chi-Chi said, conserned. Goku didn't respond so she crept closer, then peered past him at the
mirror and gasped to see Vegeta's reflection instead of Goku's, both in the same saiyajin uniform. Her own reflection
remained the same.
" Heeheeheee. " Goku looked down at her and laughed, " Silly Onna. " the veggie-reflection mirrored Goku's
expressions, " You don't understand. You'll never understand. " he smiled:::
Chi-Chi's eyes snapped open to see Goku staring down at her curiously. She was in a cold sweat, " He's right, I
don't understand. " she whispered to herself. She watched him stare and smiled warmly. The curious, clueless expression on
the saiyajin's face re-assuring her that this was nothing she couldn't fix. He was still Goku, " Go-chan? "
" Yes Chi-Chi? "
" You're still Go-chan, right? "
" Who else would I be? "
" I mean, you're not mentally unstable, are you honey? " she asked, watching him closely.
" WHAT! "
" You DO know who you are. Correct? "
" I am Kakarrotto. That is my name, Chi-chan. " Vegeta chuckled. She sat up.
" "Kakarrotto", what do you think about my arguements with Vegeta? " Chi-Chi said.
" You treat him like a meanie! He's not the meanie in those arguements, you are! " the saiyajin said bitterly.
Vegeta thought for a minute, suddenly confused, ::Meanie. Meanie is one of Kakarrot's words. Not mine!:: he cursed Goku's
tongue, and became even more bewildered when tears started to form in the large saiyajin's eyes, " You're always so mean to
Veggie. All you do is treat him like he's a DISEASE or something! Well he's not! It makes no sense to you! I like Veggie so
much, but you hate him! You only make him want what he wants even MORE when you try and fight him! "
Chi-Chi stared at him. It was the first time Goku was starting to sound like Goku all day, " Aww, sweetie. " she
smiled sympathetically, holding out her hand to grab his. Vegeta pulled both Goku's hands away before she could reach them.
" You don't deserve to touch these hands. They don't belong to you. You're not their ruler. " Vegeta smirked cruely,
then made his way up the stairs and into Goku's room, then closed the door behind him.
" Gohan, " Chi-Chi whispered outloud to him, " I'm starting to get scared for him. "
" Stupid Kaka-body. " Vegeta grumbled as he began to chose and pack some of Goku's clothes and toys into the large
saiyajin's suitcase, " I swear he must have part of his brain in his stomach. That's the only explaination I can come with
for that "meanie" stuff. " he nodded, " I suppose ready-access to Kakarrot's physical talents DOES have its defects. "
Vegeta placed a hawaiian t-shirt into the suitcase, then walked towards the mirror, " I wonder... " he thought outloud, then
made the bigger saiyajin's readily-used big sparkily eyes. Goku's face turned bright red. The ouji blinked the expression off
, then wobbled back towards the bed, " Not to self, never do that at close ranges. " Vegeta said weakly, then smiled, " At
least I finally know what Kakarrot's face looks like while radiating redness. " he closed the suitcase, then looked up and
shrieked to see a small figure sitting ontop of it.
" HI DADDY! What'cha doin! " Goten grinned happily.
Vegeta thought for a moment, " Goten, can you keep a secret? "
Goten's grin widened with excitement, " Sure I can Dad! What's the secret? "
" I'm not really your father, Goten. I'm just "Uncle Veggie" in your father's body. " Vegeta snickered.
" OHHHHHH. " Goten said in realization, " THAT'S why you were acting like Uncle Veggie all morning! Because you ARE
Uncle Veggie! " he said.
" That's right, kid. " Vegeta responded, " Now help me close this thing will you? " he pointed to the suitcase.
" OH-KAY UNCLE VEGGIE! " Goten said, pouncing down upon the suitcase, slamming it shut, " TA-DAH! " he announced as
several trumpets blew with victory from some unknown source. Vegeta looked around the room, confused as to where the noise
had come from.
" Say how did you-- "
" ...EEE! " Goten grinned.
" --oh yeah, that's right, you're related to Kakarrot, of course you can defy all laws of physics and basically
reality itself. " Vegeta said dryly, picking up the suitcase.
" Where are you going Uncle Veggie? " Goten asked.
" I'm going back to my house to, uhh, take advantage of this temporary situation. " Vegeta snickered, " I have a
whole lot of servant-clothes and gear that I know Kakarrot would never have let me get him to try on. And now I can see how
they look! That way I can choose my favorites for after I finally defeat that Onna and pull Kakarrotto over to the OUJI-SIDE
and he becomes my loyal servant-maid! " Vegeta grinned maliciously, " I can't WAIT! " he grabbed the suitcase off the bed
and headed for the door.
" Can I come with you Uncle Veggie? " Goten followed him.
" I'm afraid not, young Kako-spawn, for you see, this is my own personal revenge upon those who try to keep Kakarrot
out of my clutches. Besides, if they find out it's me in his body instead of him, well, it's not going to be a very pretty
sight. " Vegeta closed the door behind him and Goten, then walked down the stairs, " Remember! Secret! " he whispered.
Goten saluted him.
" Hello Onna. " Vegeta said to Chi-Chi, smirking as he walked past her and Gohan, still carrying the suitcase.
" What are you doing with that suitcase, Goku? " Chi-Chi said, worried about him, " --waitaminute! Did you just call
me "Onna"? "
" Yes, yes I did. " Vegeta beamed proudly.
" Umm, Goku, about this whole--"ouji" thing of yours... " she started out.
" Yes, I have been wanting to tell you something VERY IMPORTANT about that for a LONG TIME. " Vegeta smiled. He
leaned in closer to her, nearly touching noses. Chi-Chi's face went red as she stared into Goku's eyes.
" Hai, Go-chan? " she said weakly, blushing.
" Chi-Chi, " the saiyajin smirked, " I am madly in love with V-sama and I'm leaving you to become his royal footstool
and slave to the throne. I will no longer be needing any of you and as with the royal house of Bejito-Sei's tradition
servant-maids such as myself are bound from speaking with commoners like YOU. So I am taking my leave to start my life anew.
So long, ONNA! " Vegeta got back up and marched out the front door.
Chi-Chi sat there on the couch, stupified, " Gohan...tell me that didn't just happen. " she said, terrified.
" That just happened Ma. " Gohan nodded, also a pale color.
Chi-Chi lept to her feet, stumbling about, " We gotta stop him, Gohan. We HAVE to stop him. We can't let him go!
He can't do this! Something wrong with him--there HAS to be something wrong with him. " she ran out the front door and
towards Goku's body, " GOKU! WAIT! STOP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! YOU'RE
HALLUCINATING! "
Vegeta looked over his shoulder, snickering, " On the contrary, Onna. I believe everything has just been made
perfectly clear to me. " he raised Goku's fingers to his forehead, prepared to teleport.
" NO GOKU NO!! " Chi-Chi ran even faster. She reached out to grab him just as he disappeared, " No, don't let him
take you away. PLEASE don't let him take you away. " she stood there, her arm still stretched out. Tears welling up in her
eyes.
" Kaasan? " Gohan said quietly, coming up behind her.
Chi-Chi pulled her hand back, then narrowed her eyes, " Get in the car, Gohan. " she said, dead-serious.
" What? Mom I don't understa-- "
" GET IN THE _CAR_, GOHAN. " she said slowly, " And bring your brother with you. We're taking a little ride out to
Capsule Corp. "
" Umm, oh-kay. " Gohan said uneasily, walking back into the house, " GOTEN! ROAD TRIP! "
" YAY! " Goten cheered, skipping out of the house and bouncing into the car, followed by Gohan.
Chi-Chi got in the drivers seat and started the car up, " Don't worry Goku. I promise I'll save you from him.
Whatever he's done to you, I'll find some way to stop it. I promise. "
" But, Mom, " Gohan pointed out, worried, " what if Toussan really IS madly in love with-- "
" DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT! " Chi-Chi snapped at him, then slammed her foot on the gas pedal and sent the trio
roaring out of their driveway at 120mph, " I'M COMING GOKU!! "
" Hmm, well, that was easier than I thought. " Vegeta said as he teleported into the hallway upstairs in Capsule Corp
near his room, " That poor Onna, she must be DEVASTATED to learn the "truth" from Kakarrot's own mouth about how much he
"loves" me and "despises" her. Oh well, easy come easy go-- " he grinned, then paused to feel something rumble with
indigestion. Vegeta looked downward and turned a sickly green, " No, please don't tell me what I think you're trying to tell
me! " he wailed at Goku's body. Vegeta bent over and quickly chucked the suitcase into his room, " I...can't. I can't believe
this! " Vegeta shivered, " Kakarrot you IDIOT! He probably hasn't gone to the bathroom since before our fight yesterday! ERR,
KAKARROTTO DON'T DO THIS TO ME! " Vegeta screamed up at the ceiling, " I AM NOT DOING THIS! NO WAY NO HOW! "
" I can't believe I'm doing this. " Vegeta moaned, looking over his shoulder as he clumsily aimed for the toilet,
" Talk about corporeal punishment. " he blushed slightly, " Well, they're still Kakarrot's hands so this shouldn't be THAT
awkward. All I have to do is look back over my shoulder. At least that way I don't have to SEE "it". " he cringed, then heard
the tinkling finally stop, " If I didn't know any better, I'd say Kakarrot hasn't peed in a week with how long THAT took! "
Vegeta grumbled as he pulled Goku's boxers up, then turned his head frontward again. He sniffed Goku's armpits & cried out in
pain, " ECH! You haven't BATHED in a week either! " Vegeta groaned, then perked up, " But, this COULD be a blessing in
disguise. " he opened the medicine cabinet and pulled out several shampoos, " I HAD bought some specially imported soap for
your peasant hair to get rid of all those fleas and such your body has accuried living out in the middle of nowhere. This
would be perfect time to test them. " he snickered as he walked over to the bathtub and turned it on, " Time to play my
guinia pig, Kakarrotto! "
" OH KA-KEE, your hair, it's GORGEOUS! " the ouji squealed as he rubbed Goku's hand through his now shiney, unusually
healthy-looking hair, " Look, I've even gotten rid of those nasty split ends you complain about. Amazing what you can do if
you use the right conditioners, huh! " he said to himself, " AND as a special bonus, it smells like peaches! " Vegeta stepped
out of the bathroom, " Trust me, Kakarrot, by tommorow when you're back in your own body, you'll thank me up and down for
all this. " he swooshed his hand through his hair, then reached for the doorknob to his bedroom and froze, feeling a pair of
eyes staring at him. Vegeta looked over his shoulder, then, seeing nobody, shrugged and entered the room. A small figure
staring up at the half-closed door from the living room couch infront of the TV. He turned the TV off and slowly crept up the
stairs suspicously and utterly confused as to what he had just saw enter the ouji's room.
" Hmm, " Vegeta flicked on the light in his bedroom and sighed with relief, " Ahh, it's good to be back here. " he
smiled, then turned to the door, which was still slightly open. A curious pair of familiar eyes peered into the room. The
figure froze himself when he noticed the large saiyajin walking towards the door and pulled away, only to get his fingers
caught in the door as Vegeta slammed the door shut on him. The figure pulled his fingers out and whinced in pain.
" Now how could I have been so stupid as to leave the door open like that. " he chided himself, then giggled in
delight as he tip-toed his way over to a secret closet in the wall and opened it to reveal about a dozen outfits, all
specially made to fit a certain large saiyajin friend of his, " Ooh! They're all so perfect I don't know which one you should
try on FIRST! " Vegeta chuckled at his little dilema, then grabbed a raggidy outfit that looked like it had belonged to a
long-impressioned civilian, " Hee! THIS ONE! "
It had been almost two hours and Vegeta had already tried the dozen outfits on the bigger saiyajin's body; the
raggidy peasant outfit he had started with, the butler uniform, a french-maid, a pet, an angel, a genie, and several other
costumes which wish to remain nameless out of embarassment. He was currently back in the french-maid gettup, giggling at
himself in the mirror, " A glass of imported soda with a lemon twist in it, V-sama? Yes master, which country would you like
that from? Spain or France? Heeheeheeheehee! " Vegeta burst into another fit of pleased giggles, " You're so cute you know
that, V-sama? And so nice to me too. I don't deserve your kindness o' master of my worthless third-class soul. " Vegeta said,
overdramatically imitating Goku, " BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- "
" --Kakarrotto?! "
Vegeta froze. Goku's face went pale in the mirror as he slowly turned to his left. The bedroom door was now wide open
and the ouji himself was staring up in shock and confusion at the other saiyajin.
The shorter saiyajin folded his arms, uncomfortable, " Kakarrot, what are doing in my room? And--in that, outfit? "
::The one thing I failed to even consider!; how could I be so DENSE!:: Vegeta thought, just as frightend as he stared
back at his own body, " Who--are you? "
" Vegeta. You know, "Veggie". " the small ouji said, conserned and trying to keep his face from glowing bright red,
" And who are YOU, today Kakarrot? " he cocked an eyebrow.
Vegeta gulped, " I...don't know. "
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1:30 AM 5/26/02
END OF PART TWO
Chuquita: WOW, what a cliffhanger! Boy am I proud of myself.
Goku: (confused) Wait, does this mean that it really IS me going crazy and the Veggie that just walked in is the real Veggie?
Chuquita: Actually you can't really tell at this point.
Vegeta: (sighs) She's got a point.
Chuquita: (happily) Why thank you Veggie!
Vegeta: Yeah, whatever.
Chuquita: While I still haven't decided which of three "yet to be told to the audiance" stories I'm going to write after I
finish this one, I HAVE been handed an interesting idea for the next Corner.
Vegeta: (uneasy) Have you?
Chuquita: Yeah, actually it wasn't the reviewer herself who said it, it was Piccolo. He was with her at the time.
Vegeta: (cringes) A suggestion by the NAMEK!
Goku: (grins) YAY FOR PICCY-CHAN!
Chuquita: Piccolo suggested I turn Son-San into a girl for the next Corner.
Goku: (pales) Uhhh--
Vegeta: I don't think I could see Kakarrotto as a girl.
Chuquita: (glares at him) Hey! (smirks) We saw you as a girl back in Meadow Muffins. Remember Veggilina?
Vegeta: (shivers) Don't remind me.
Goku: (perks up) OH YEAH! I remember her. She proposed to me!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (red-in-the-face) KAKARROTTO SHUT UP!
Chuquita: I WAS originally planning to have Gogeta guest star in the next Corner, but I've decided to have it depend on
whatever story I decide to do when this is done. (smirks) It WOULD be interesting to see what would develop if I zapped
Son into womanhood here.
Vegeta: (grumbling) (to himself) Yeah I know what would have happened if Kakarrot was a girl; we'd have enough saiyajins
to fill several small towns by now that's what. (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) What was that Veggie?!
Vegeta: (yelps) Uhh--nothing! Nothing at all. (nervously puts his arm behind his head, Son-style) Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Piccolo: (from offstage) HE SAID THEY'D HAVE ENOUGH SAIYAJINS TO FILL SEVERAL SMALL TOWNS!
Vegeta: (furious) NAMEK!!!
Chuquita: (snorts; then bursts into giggles)
Goku: (to Veggie) I don't get it.
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: ...
Goku: ...
Piccolo: It's a good thing they don't breed saiyajins in litters.
Vegeta: Who says they don't?
Piccolo: (sweatdrops) ...I don't wanna know.