~*~Dedicated to Faith-chan~*~
Kodocha 02, episode 4: Eek! Stuck with
a boy!
Intros:
I'm Hayama Rikka I'm 12 and a child actress
like my mom.
My dad, Hayama Akito, he raised me himself,
he's quite bold!
Sagami Akari & Yuki, the Sagami sisters.
They're both so cool!
The Sasaki twins, Miyu-chan my dear friend
and Kentaro, the lizard-monkey who's trying to rape me. HELP!
Shinichi Riiya, another of the bothersome
lizards.
Kamura Kyosuke, the ruler of all those
icky animals, he's a snail himself.
Kodocha 02, episode 4: Eek! Stuck with
a boy!
Kentaro: You're not as bad as you seem…
Rikka: Of course, I'm the best, ho ho
ho ho!
Kentaro: *sweatdrop* I mean… *stops talking
and kisses Rikka on the lips*
Rikka: KKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAPIST!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts hitting Kentaro so badly he ends up unconscious*
Akari: Rikka-chan!!! What are you doing
in a closet…?
Miyu: Ken-kun!! Ken-kun are you all right??
Rikka: Don't defend him, he raped me!
Miyu/Akari: What?!?!!?
Kentaro: *opening the eyes a bit* I only
kissed her…
Miyu: oh…
Akari: Oooh~! Are you 2 dating or something?
Rikka-chan you should have told me!!!
Rikka: WE'RE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Image goes further and further and
you can still hear Rikka yelling from far away in the space>
New scene, Filming Kodomo No Omocha>
Rikka: *sobbing* And then he-
Babbit: *stops the image for a second*
Good Rikka she didn't say "his" name.
Rikka: he, I mean Kentaro kissed me!
Babbit: *falls down*
Zenjirou: Really? *a stone falls on his
head* well maybe you should consider the boy's feelings * a flying cow
hits him on the head* *dazed* well I think we don't have any more time,
thank you for being here… *faints*
*everybody runs to Zenjirou Jr. while
Rikka walks away still sobbing*
Yuki: Rikka-chan are you all right?
Rikka: *sniff* Yeah.. I'm gonna
beat them up!!!
Akari: I can't believe Kentaro-kun kissed
you…
Rikka: I'm sure the snail has something
to do and I'm gonna find out!!!
Yuki: Rikka-chan don't forget the commercial...
Rikka: Waaaaaaaaa!!!!
Later that day>
Rikka: What should I do dad?
Akito: *asleep*
Rikka: WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!!!
*You can hear cats, dogs, birds… cows
horses, pigs and sheep scared*
Akito: … Kill the Kamura boy.
Rikka: But it's against the law…
Akito: What have I taught you…?
Rikka: To wash my hands after going to
the bathroom..?
Akito: Right, now go to wash your hands
*falls asleep again*
Rikka: Grrr…!
Babbit: Oooh what young girls have to
suffer…!
Rikka: *smashes Babbit against the wall*
Now Kamura, get ready because this is THE WAR!!
~*~End of Episode 4~*~