"Is she awake yet?" Honey heard an impatient voice ask. "Well she is now." Steel responded. Krystal was
the one to ask the question. Honey pulled herself up, putting a hand on her forehead and muttering
something about metal and wood. As soon as Honey sat up, all three started in on her. "What were you
thinking?" "LADDER'S???" "Since when are you Jeff Hardy?" "What, did you think you could FLY?"
"LADDER'S???" "Are you crazy or something?!" "What the hell's a matter with you?" "LADDER'S???"

"Ugh..." She moaned. "YES, Kace, LADDER'S." Krystal came over to Honey and looked her in the eye.
"Congratulations on winning that title, but IF I EVER CATCH YOU JUMPING OFF A LADDER AGAIN I AM GONNA KICK YOUR JEFF HARDY WANNA-BE ASS!" She yelled, before storming out of the locker room and heading for her own match. "Ah," Honey grinned, "It's so nice to be loved." Steel
smirked.

~~

'Cause I'm just a girl, little ol' me, Don't let me out of your sight, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite,
So don't let me have any rights, Oh... I've had it up to here!'

Silver and purple lights swirled around Krystal as she made her way down the ramp. Purple glitter was
poured down onto the ramp at an angle, so it almost looked like a shimmering fountain. Krystal smiled and danced a bit going down the ramp, blowing kisses and bathing in the fans appreciation. Looking gorgeous in a silvery purple tube top and skin-tight black jeans, Krystal sexily got into the ring. Her hair was loose and flowing, and if one looked close they could see purple diamonds (amethysts to be exact) in Krystals hair. Above, purple and silver lightning flashed.

Once Krystals entrance ended, Stacy came out to her own music, though the entrance wasn't half as good.
Entering the ring over the middle rope like the ho that she is, Stacy climbed into the ring and received a
death glare/I'm-so-gonna-get-you smirk from Krystal. The bell rang, and the match begun. Stacy started it
off, hitting Krystal with a spear that sent her flying. With resistance that shocked Stacy, Krystal got up
immediately and landed the same move on her. Following that with a DDT and a kick to the head that
rocked Stacy's world, Krystal stood over her opponent and literally ripped her shirt off, revealing a black
and white a zebra print bra.

(As Stacy had no chest, this bra was unnecessary.)

"C'mon, bitch!" Krystal yelled, pulling the Duchess of Dudleyville up by her hair and flipping her hard on
her back. Stacy groaned and tried to get up, while Krystal lounged on the ropes, biding her time. Once she
saw Stacy was up, Krystal sauntered over and was about to hit a move when Stacy hit a swivel back-kick
across Krystal's face. It knocked her to the mat, but she jumped up quickly and hit a Facebuster on our
beloved Duchess. Walking over to her fallen opponent, Krystal stood on Stacy's hair and jerked her up by
her arms, emitting ear-shattering screams from Stacy that could rival Stephanie McMahon-Helmslys.
Finally letting go after repetitive pleading from Stacy, Krystal jerked her up by her hair only to notice Trish on the outside of the ring. While Stacy fell forward onto the referee pretending to faint, a fully
strengthened Trish stormed in and landed a Bulldog on Krystal that just about knocked her out. Recovering miraculously, Stacy ran over and ripped her shirt off while Trish slid out of the ring unseen by Senior Referee Earl Hebner.

In retaliation, Krystal used one last burst of strength to up and hit an Amethyst on Stacy, jerking her skirt
off and winning the match. Krystal was about to slide out of the ring when she was grabbed by the hair
from behind and thrown on her back. Opening her eyes, Krystal felt the thudding pain of Stacy and Trish
kicking her in the abdomen simultaneously. Evening the score, two curvy figures were seen running down
the ramp: Stephanie McMahon-Helmsly and Honey!

Sliding into the ring, both divas began to rip Stacy and Trish apart, while a weakened Krystal laid on the
ropes. Slamming her fist into Honey's temple, Trish brought Honey to her knees. Out of nowhere, Honey
felt a large hand on the back of her hair and a man's voice yelling the words she was dreading:

"D'Von! GET THE TABLES!"

Groaning, Honey kicked Bubba where she knew it would hurt the most. As she looked over, she saw D'von sliding into the ring with two tables and Krystal. Outside of the ring, Trish and Stacy double-teamed Stephanie, who wasn't exactly a warrior in the first place. Grabbing her by the hair again, Bubba climbed to the top rope and slammed Honey through the table. Seconds later, Krystal received the same treatment.

~~

"They're gonna fucking pay." Steel said to Kace through gritted teeth. They were standing over the
motionless forms of Krystal and Honey, who were laying on couches, unconscious. The EMT said both
would be fine, but Honey was not to get back into the ring for at least 72 hours after jumping off a ladder
and being put through a table all in one night. Suddenly, Tiara came rushing in. "Oh my God are they
okay?" She gasped, leaning down and holding Honey's hand and raking sympathetic eyes over Krystal.
"They'll be fine... too bad we can't say the same for those damn Dudley's when we get through with them."
Kace responded, anger hardening his features. Tiara nodded, and watched Steel's face redden with rage as
they saw the Undertaker joking with Christian about what had just happened. Noting that Christian had a
match with The Rock up next, she smirked. "I think I've just found the match I want to referee."

~~

"If ya smeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll...."
"ChristIAN!"

Both men entered the ring and circled each other, as Tiara was announced as the guest referee. The Rock
looked her up and down slowly, nodding his approval at her strapless/sleeveless/skin-tight referee shirt
("Hooch!" Eliseth screamed laughingly at the T.V.) and black hotpants. Tiara strutted around confidently
while Christian threw a temper tantrum because of the referee. "Know your role and shut your mouth!"
Tiara and The Rock yelled together. The Rock looked at her. Tiara looked back. Cheesy love music played
as they stared into each other's eyes when WHAM! Christian dove onto The Rock and knocked him over.
The Rock stood up and pretty much beat the hell out of Christian with a few well-placed right hands. (A/N: Tiara would know about those hands, wouldn't you Tiara? XD LoL j/k).

After 7 more minutes of The Rock annihilating Christian, he finally hit a Rock Bottom and landed the pin. (As if there was any doubt!) Christian threw a temper tantrum for the third time that night, and Tiara
merely kicked him out of the ring in annoyance. She was about to exit when Rock stopped her. He had a
mic. "Whoa whoa whoa there honey. The Rock SAW you get into a fight with that pansy ass Christian over there earlier! The Rock SAW you come down to the ring looking hot in that outfit. The Rock SAW you count the three for him and the Rock SAW you kick his roody poo CANDY ASS! out of the ring. Now, the Rock has one question for you..." --Tiara held her breath in anticipation of a marriage proposal - "Do you like.. Strudel?" "I DO!" Tiara yelled and hopped into Rock's arms.

Neither were seen again for a very long time.

Backstage, the Dudleys locker room doors slammed open, and two very big, very mean, very scary, VERY
pissed men stormed in, each grabbing hold of one of the Dudleys' shirts. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Steel
yelled in Bubba's face. "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Kace growled at D'Von. Pulling back, Steel hit a
punch that sent Bubba flying while Kace did the same to D'Von, jumping on him and pummeling him with large fists. Currently slamming Bubba's head into a wall repeatedly, Steel began yelling at Bubba. "You wanna hurt girls huh? You like putting them through tables? I'll give you tables, you sorry ass son of a bitch!" He raged, dragging Bubba out into the hallway where a table was set up. Jerking a chair from a corner, Steel yelled, "Kace!" Kace stopped beating up D'Von and turned around. "Huh?" "GET THE TABLES!" Snickering, he dragged D'Von by the back of the neck and jerked the table away from the wall, and helped push a beaten up Bubba onto Steel's shoulders.

CRACK... the table was snapped in two by Bubba's now lifeless body. Jumping off the chair, Steel
stormed over to D'Von and Kace. D'Von was trying to fight back, but getting nowhere with his 216lb
attacker. Instead of a table, Kace opted to lock D'Von in the NutKace on the hard tiled floor. After D'Von
lost consciousness, Kace got up. For good measure, He slammed D'Von's Dudleyville ass through what was left of the table, and onto Bubba. Steel kicked one of them in the ribs and spat on the ground. "We'll see your asses in the ring." Kace growled.

"Wow, guys, you sure did a number on the Dudley boys." Lillian Garcia began. "My question to you is this: later on, you have a match with Bubba and D'Von. Mr. McMahon has made this a title match, but you're only here for one week. After hosting Heat this Sunday with Honey, Steel, you four will be gone from the World Wrestling Federation. Presuming you win the match tonight, all four of you will have titles: you two the tags, Honey the Hardcore, and Krystal, my personal favorite, the Womens. What do you think will happen if all four of you leave with titles?"

Steel shrugged. "Then I guess we'll just have to leave with them, now wont we? It's not like those
camouflaged dumb ass psycho bitch Dudley's can take our titles from us, Krystal has Ms. Plastic Fantastic
covered, and as for Honey?" He rolled his eyes. "As long as she can use a ladder, Taker aint getting
nowhere near that gold." Kace smirked and added, "The way I see it, Vince has a choice: he can lose four
of his biggest titles, or gain four of the biggest wrestlers." With that, both walked away to get ready for their match.

~~

"They say I'm cocky, and I say WHAT? It aint braggin mothafucker if ya back it up!"

Kid Rock's "Cocky" blared throughout the arena. Cold winds blew as the arena flashed with enough blue
and white to make the NWO jealous. Nodding his head to the beat of the song, Kace made his way down
to the ring while images of Taker and Kane getting beat up flashed across the Titan Tron. Standing up on
the apron, Kace jumped up and did a front flip over the ropes and landed on his feet in the ring, to wild
cheers from the crowd. Flashing a smile, Kace waited for his tag team partner.

Dead silence hit the arena and all went black. Then with a burst of noise, Steel's music hit:

"Click, Click Boom! I'm coming down on the stereo, hear me on the radio, click, click boom! I'm coming
down with the new style and you know it's buck wild! Click, Click Boom I'm on the radio station touring
round the nation, leaving the scene in devastation...."

As soon as the first few notes of the song had played, dozens of red strobelights flashed around the arena
and daggers were flung off the stage, forming a steely "S" on the mats on either side of the ramp. Once the
S was formed, Steel stepped out onto the ramp. Slowly making his way to the ring, he smirked at Kace.
"Drama queen." Kace mouthed. Steel flipped him off and got in the ring. Standing side by side, Kace and
Steel watched the Dudley Boyz storm down the ramp, carrying Stacy on a table. Steel rolled his eyes.
"Now THAT'S a drama queen." Kace nodded.

As soon as the bell had rung, Steel dived at D'Von, punching him hard in the face. After slamming a DDT on D'Von, Steel kicked him in the stomach and knocked him to the ground. Bounching off the ropes, Steel came back and landed a hard leg drop across his face. Jerking him up by the back of the neck, Steel hit a dangerously hard facebuster. Rolling his eyes at a groaning D'Von, Steel tagged in Kace.

D'Von was crawling over to Bubba when Kace jumped into the ring, grabbed D'Von and hit a fallaway
slam. Jerking him up, Kace knocked him back down with a stiff clothesline. "This is too easy." Kace
muttered, throwing D'Von into the ropes and allowing Bubba to get a tag. While the two battled outside the ring, Stacy hurried over to Steel, who had his back turned. Grabbing his ankles, she attempted to jerk him off the apron, but only succeeded in pulling something in her back. Annoyed, Steel turned around.

"What the hell do you want?" He snapped, trying to keep an eye on the action and listen to Stacy at the
same time. "You.." She said in a sultry voice, stepping onto the apron and pressing herself against him. He shoved her. "Get off, bitch." She stumbled a bit, then, infuriated that someone could resist her, slapped him. "I'm tellin you, get the hell away!" He warned, a dangerous glint in his eye. "Oh please. What are you gonna do? Hit me?" She slapped him again. For Steel, that was it: he'd warned her twice. "That's it..." Steel reached out and grabbed her by the hair. Stacy screamed, and D'Von rushed over and shoved Steel off the apron. "Oh hell no." He muttered, chasing D'Von around the ring.

Meanwhile, Kace had Bubba locked in the NutKace, but the damn Dudley refused to tap out. Frustrated,
Kace got up and was met with a blind tag by Steel. Sliding in the ring, Steel picked up Bubba and
chokeslammed him. Just as he went to go for the pin, D'Von slid in the ring followed by Stacy. Seconds
later, Kace slid in. Kace jerked Stacy out of the ring so she couldn't get anyone disqualified, and locked
D'Von in the NutKace so he couldn't help his brother.

Lifting Bubba, (the legal man) up, Steel hit a Knifeblade, winning the match...and the titles.


Authors Notes: -handing out sparklies and chocolate to her reviewers- Hey! I am reallllly sorry I took so
long to get this chapter up. I downloaded a virus a few weeks ago and my computer went screwy. I promise I'll try and get things up and running so I can get chapters up regularly, and not once in a blue moon. =) Anywho, I made sure this chapter was really long since it took so long for me to get up. (And because I was afraid James would beat me up if I didn't. :S) So, I hope you guys enjoy this as it's 4 pages long. I'm really having fun writing this, and I'm so glad I have all you GREAT reviewers to give feedback! Thanks!