This was one of my stories that got totally deleted. Now I have to write it over. Here it is. Please review!!

LEGOLAS went to the cheesecake factory. He wanted to go to the section where they have chocolate chip cookies!!! [yes, I believe that there are such places in a cheesecake factory.] He found it, but he didn't have any money!! Then he decided he would make the ultimate sacrifice: his hair. So, with his new short and spiky hair, he paid for the yummy chocolate chip cookie and ate it!!! Then he jumped in a pool of lime jello!!!

The End

So, how was that? Retarded, no? lol. Please review!!!