WARNING: You may just want to skip to the story, and not read this insaneness below.

bwahahahahahhahahaha..um...evilness...um...ok maybe not.
Strangenessssssssssss! ooo! ok this has a bit of FF7 mixed with FF9.
This'll be strange...and maybe...sporkie!
(((evil cow laugh))) moowhahahahaa..ha...ha?
ahem, no I'm not really insane...no really...!
Just hypeeeerrrrrrrr. h-y-p-e-r.
Ok, while I am at it--

DISCLAIMER: I do not own FF7 and FF9...oh wait, yes I do!
I mean, my FF7 and FF9 game is mine, and, and...(((gets arrested)))
WHAT! It IS MINE! Ohhhh ok, I get it. I phrased it wrong..

Ok, ok,...I did not create the FF7 and FF9 games.
I do own the games, a copy of each game, but I do not 'own' them as in I created it and...
blah blah blah...and...blah,...and let's not forget...blah...
and oh yeah, can't forget this: I did not create the games and...
ok, the point is Square Soft made the games. Happy?

… What! Nooooooo take me back, I don't wanna go to jail!
Or wherever you people take people who uh, claim they own certain video games or stuff or..or...

…But I said what I was supposed to..!

NO! Don't take me away...!
(((gets dragged away)))

Ok read the story already...pay no attention to me...!
GO...shoo! Read the story! Go,...read it...not this..READ IT ALREADY!
S-…gets dragged away again-orry

Other: (a note from 5 million years in the futre. ok, maybe not that long...)
Argghh. Apparently when I upload files, it doesn't keep the asterisks in! What the crap!
And as I've always used those to show when a character is performing ACTIONS and such... meh.
Alright, welp, I guess triple parenthesis shall be used in place of asterisks. Because I dunno what else to use.
Triple asterisks, because it seems that throughout this story, for the most part, I had made it so that generally...
double parenthesis is a character thinking, and single parenthesis is whispering/talking quietly, usually muttering/talking to themselves...so therefore, I'll just make triple parenthesis be actions.
Erm. Should I be using the word "parentheses", rather? ACTUALLY I CHANGE MY MIND.
Brackets shall be actions. Yes. Brackets... And also, apparently I have some actions or other story tidbits seperated out, and in italics. (((shrug))) OH CRAP MUFFINS. ...Yeah, wait, no I's going back to my /original/ idea, because...this place is dumb about certain keyboard characters. D: arrr. So. Since nothing else will work, triple partenthe..ses...it is!

Anywhos. So, let's recap then, shall we? XD

How to read my story lawlz:

(This is whispering/talking quietly..!)
((This be a thought))
(((actions and dooding stuff! Stuff happening...yeps.)))

And now welcome to the insanity/retardation that is err...was... my 12-13 year old mind. e.e;

(Also, I think I /am/ insane, don't listen to my 12-year-old lies. ;) yep.)

ahem:

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Somehow FF9 characters fall into the world of FF7.
They land right in front of the FF7 group, team, heros, whateva you perfer to call them...
More specificly in front of Cait Sith.

Cait Sith: wha...It's raining people?
(((he looks down from his big Mog and stares at the FF9 characters.
He shouts through his Megaphone))) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

Garnet: Well we are...

All the FF9 characters introduce themselves.
I don't feel like typing all of them introducing themselves,
so this is what I am typing.

Garnet: Since we told you who we are..may you tell us who you guys are?

Zidane: HEY! ITS THAT...THAT...GUY WITH THE YELLOW SPIKEY HAIR AND REALLY BIG SWORD!

Cloud: The name's Cloud.
Not "That...that...guy with the yellow spikey hair and really big sword."

Zidane: Ohhh...ok...whatever...
(((acts like he doesnt care)))

The other FF7 characters introduce 'em selves...

Tifa: How'd you guys get here?

Amarant: Dunno. I'm too cool to know.

Tifa: ...ooook.

Amarant: Whateva.

Tifa: UH I'll just try again.
HOW'D YOU PEOPLE GET HERE?

Garnet: Well...we don't know...we just somehow got here.

Tifa: So, how'd you get here?

Amarant: I SAID THAT I AM TOO COOL TO KNOW.

Tifa: Do any of you people know how you got here?

Zidane: We just got here, and DON'T KNOW how.

Tifa: HOW?

Zidane: Stop asking how!

Amarant: I'm way to cool to stop.

Zidane: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!

Amarant: Oh. Well I'm too cool to know that you weren't talking to me.

Cloud: SHUT UP.

Amarant: I'm too cool to shut up.

Cloud: Oh, really?

Amarant: Yes, I am too cool to shut up.

Cloud: Well...maybe if I...THROW ICECUBES AT YOU, YOU CAN REALLY BE 'COOL'! BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Cloud throws icecubes at Amarant, it seems Cloud is going insane at this moment.

Cloud: THERE!
NOW YOU ARE REALLY "COOL"!
BWAHAHAHAH...I am triumphant!

Vivi: Huh...? ...you are...are...E-elephant?

Cloud: NO! THATS NOT WHAT I SAID LITTLE KID WITH GLOWING EYES AND NO FACE!

Vivi: H-hey!

Tifa: Ohhhh looks like someone's getting a bit grumpy...
(((drags Cloud away by the ear)))

Cid: Shera! Get tea for the visitors! ...

Minutes later...

Cid: SHERA! I SAID TO GET SOME !# TEA FOR THE #)&$ VISITORS SO GET SOME !$&#&!& TEA ALREADY! &#(&#$(&#(&#$(Q#$&

Cait Sith: Hate to tell ya, but...Shera's not here...

Cid: SHERA! GET YOUR-- what...? oh yeah, that's right.
humph... nevermind...I think I'll smoke now.

Vivi: You know, smoking's bad for y-your health...

Cid: Do I look like I giva $&#?

Vivi: S-s-sorry...

Vivi looks sad that he keeps getting yelled at

Garnet: Aw, poor Vivi...

Quina: Ah, I know what cheer him up...SPORKS!

Quina hands Vivi sporks

Vivi: uh...t-thanks...

Yuffie: (hmmm...is that...Materia that...that Garnet person has?
HMMmmmm...I must find out...I must STEAL THE MATERIA!)

Garnet then walks by Yuffie

Garnet: Hey...

Yuffie: (((jumps))) AHhh! I, uh, I was just...uh...yeah...definitely not planning to do anything!
Nope...not me (((innocent smile)))

Garnet: ahem. Well... I believe we haven't been introduced yet.

Yuffie: Oh...well I am Yuffie, I'm from the town Wutai.
I'm a ninja and a M-...erm...ACHOO! oh, excuse me.
(OOooops almost said one too many things...
I dont want to give away that I am gonna...steal...that girl's materia.)

Garnet: Pleasure to meet you. My name's Garnet.
But you could also call me Dagger, or Sarah. I'm a princess.

Yuffie: A princess? (WOW! woohoohay! She must have LOTS of materia!)
Why do you have so many names?

Garnet: Well...

They talk about this for a long time

Yuffie: Oh, wow...interesting.

Amarant: I'm too cool to be interesting.

Garnet: (((falls off a cliff laughing, while shouting "YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT", which must mean that Garnet is agreeing that Amarant's not interesting or something...she lands in a river, gets carried 20 miles away, lands on the shore...near the chocobo farm)))

Yuffie: You...that 'I'm too cool' person.. go away!

Amarant: I'm too cool to go away.

At the chocobo farm...

Garnet: Wow! Look at all the chocobos! I wonder if I can get one...
(((Garnet buys two of them, buys four stables, and many many hours later she breeds two S class chocobos (of what color, well it is...not mentioned...bwhahahahaha...) and a gold chocobo hatches.)))

Garnet: I'm gonna take a ride on this gold chocobo.

Choco Billy: Oh-kay doh-kay...

Garnet: (((sets off on a journey to get back to where everyone else is)))

Back at wherever everyone else is

Yuffie: You're too cool to do ANYTHING, Amarant...
gosh..go away you already got in the way of my plan to st.e...a...l...mat
...matchoooo! OOPS, I sneezed... (phew...I almost told what my plan was!)

Amarant: Well, I'm too cool to sneeze. (((walks away)))

Vivi: (((sits there looking sad)))

Quina: WHAT? Spork no cheer Vivi up! How that possible! Make no sense.
Spork make EVERYBODY happy! See? Quina very happy when have sporks!

Steiner: I don't think a spork will make Master Vivi happy.

Freya: Me either.

Amarant: I'm too cool to be happy.

Yuffie: (((runs to where Amarant is and knocks him out)))
Won't be hearin' from him anymore!

Freya: Oh...it's happened again.
(((sigh))) Now we have to take him to the hospital again.

Yuffie: WHY?

Aeris: Don't be rude.

Cloud: (((runs out dramatically))) B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but you're DEAD Aeris!

Aeris: Humph...would I be here if I was dead?

Cloud: I am so glad to see you Aeris!
(((hugs Aeris)))

Tifa: Humph.

Aeris: (((pushes Cloud away))) YOU MORON.
WHY DIDN'T YOU REVIVE ME WITH A PHOENIX DOWN?

Cloud: I never thought of that...

Aeris: WELL, I'M MAD.
I HAD TO STAY IN THE BOTTOM OF A LAKE DEAD UNTIL SOMEHOW A
PHOENIX DOWN FELL IN THE WATER AND ONTO ME, AND I WAS ALIVE AGAIN...

Cloud: (((shudders))) I-i-iiiii sowwy...

Aeris: Aw, how could I stay mad at you, Cloud...

Tifa: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr!

Aeris: Oh excuse you, Tifa...but it's not polite to be burping like that in front of the visitors.

Tifa: ... ((thats not what I was doing, you moron.))

Steiner: Hello, umm...ok, what's your name?

Aeris: Aeris.

Steiner: I'm Steiner.

Aeris: um, hum, I see...
(((takes her staff and hits Steiner really hard with it, Steiner gets knocked out.)))

Freya: Not this type of thing again..
(((sigh))) ...now we have to take him to the hospital too..

Cloud: What did ya do that for, Aeris?

Aeris: I've always wanted to meet a knight!

Cloud: Why..?

Aeris: So I can knock him out to prove to you all that if you eat your spinach you can be strong, like...popeye!

Cloud: ...oook...

Tifa: Weird.

Quina: FOOD!

Vivi: sniff,sniff (((crying)))

Zidane: EHHHHHHH! ;;Oo

Zidane: eh? ;Oo

Zidane: MOOOOOOO

Zidane: Oink!

Zidane: BRRRRRRfffllt!

Amarant: I'm too cool to "BRRRRRRfffllt".

Zidane: COOOOL BEANS! wbhwhaherhawerheaheahheaheh

Cloud: COOL BEANS! WOW!
That's like, my, like, like, favorite, like, saying!

Tifa: Nooooooooo! Has everyone gone mental or something?

Cid: #$&# yeah!
Everyone's gone (&#in' insane!
Got a &&$ problem with it? I sure #!&#&( do! $#$&&!

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(To Be Continued...)