* sighs * here we go; "I, Violet Dawson, do not own Legolas, nor do I want
too. I do however own the EPSME and you must ask permission before
stealing." I think that covers it. I crave reviews like chocolate.
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RESTRAINING ORDER
Filed by: Legolas Greenleaf
On: May 29, 3025
Filed with: The Elf Protection Society of Middle Earth (EPSME)
Against: Fangirls of all ages, races and hair colors.
Reason: Persistent harassment and physical violence. This includes but is not limited to; kissy faces, "goo-goo eyes", batting eyelashes, blank stares, drooling, sighing, hugging, kissing, smiling, whistling, or puppy- dog eyes directed in the direction of the aforementioned, also chasing, capturing, falling on, running into, or fainting over Legolas Greenleaf. Insertion in the family tree of, marriage to, or befriending of the abovementioned elf without his prior knowledge and consent is also prohibited under code #344-522 of the EPSME regulatory code manual and punishable by cancellation of the offender's authors license. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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RESTRAINING ORDER
Filed by: Legolas Greenleaf
On: May 29, 3025
Filed with: The Elf Protection Society of Middle Earth (EPSME)
Against: Fangirls of all ages, races and hair colors.
Reason: Persistent harassment and physical violence. This includes but is not limited to; kissy faces, "goo-goo eyes", batting eyelashes, blank stares, drooling, sighing, hugging, kissing, smiling, whistling, or puppy- dog eyes directed in the direction of the aforementioned, also chasing, capturing, falling on, running into, or fainting over Legolas Greenleaf. Insertion in the family tree of, marriage to, or befriending of the abovementioned elf without his prior knowledge and consent is also prohibited under code #344-522 of the EPSME regulatory code manual and punishable by cancellation of the offender's authors license. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!