Disclaimer: I DONT OWN THE CHARACTERS, OK, OK! HAPPY?
noooooo where are you taking me to!
(((gets dragged away again)))

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Ok, here's part two of this story...
where we last left off, Zidane was making weird noises, Vivi was sad, Cid was well...
cussing of course, Garnet was going on an adventure, Amarant was just..."Too Cool", Yuffie wants to steal materia from Garnet who has no material, but Yuffie doesn't know that...and and...uh...lets see what else was going on...oh yeah, Steiner was knocked out, and Tifa is singing about Popeye now (though I am not sure WHY..I guess ignoring that Aeris started the Popeye thing.)...and...oh fine I'll go to the story now.

At wherever everyone is, except Garnet

Tifa: C'mon we should all eat our spinach and be strong like Popeye the sailor man!
oh...Popeye the sailor man!
He lives in a garbage can...
He eats all the worms and spits out the germs
He's Popeye the sailor man!
...everybody now!
He's Popeye th-

Zidane & Cloud: COOOOOOOOLLLLLL BEANS!

Zidane & Cloud: (((laughing)))

Zidane: Oh, I could never get tired of saying that!

Cloud: OH MY! ME EITHER!

Zidane: In fact, let's say it again!

Cloud: ok!

Zidane: ..on the count of three...

Zidane: 1...

Cloud: ..uh...uh...uh...what's after 1?

Zidane: ...hmmmm... (((thinks))) ...uh, 2?

Cloud: Sounds good enough. Then...4?

Zidane: No 3.

Cloud: ohhh ok. How about we start that count down again?

Zidane: yeah.

Zidane: 1

Cloud: uhh...2!

Zidane: 3!

Zidane & Cloud: COOL BEANS!

And over the next five hours Zidane and Cloud keep on saying cool beans.

Eiko: SHUT UP!

Amarant: I am too cool to shut up.

Eiko: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOOOOUUUUU! AGHHHHHHH!

Amarant: That's because I am to cool to be talked to by you.

Cloud: Cool

Zidane: Beans!

Zidane & Cloud: Cooolll beannnnns!

Eiko: STOP SAYING THAT!

Zidane: Why?

Cloud: Yeah, why?

Eiko: 'Cause I said so!

Cloud: ah, fine, (((sniff))) you never let us have any fun you little kid...
nope...never over these few short minutes
after the short five hours...

Zidane: Fine, Eiko. I'll do something else...
(((goes and paints sporks in pretty Easter colors)))

Cloud: I'll go and talk to people! I'm gonna go find Barret! (((runs off )))

Tifa: Humph. They had to ruin a perfect Popeye song for that!

A kitchen where Quina and Zidane are

Zidane: Hmmmm...I know I'll paint little pink flowers on this spork!

Quina: (((looks at Zidane))) What you doing there?

Zidane: And...and...I'll paint this in...Yellow polka dots!
(((sings))) Itsy bitsy yellow polka dot spo--rk that I painted
for the first time today...itsy bitsy tiny weeny yellow polka dot spork!

Quina: You no sing song right.

Zidane: So?

Quina: And what that you doing there? (((looks)))
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You bad!
You paint sporks! Is very bad!

Zidane: ...what?

Quina: MOO! QUACK! BACK AWAY FROM SPORKS!
YOU BAD! SPORKS IS NO MEANT TO BE TREATED LIKE...LIKE...EASTER EGGS!
(((acts like Homer off of the Simpsons)))
Mmmmm...Easter Eggs...
(((snaps out of it and chases Zidane away mooing and quacking)))

Wherever Barret is
(bwhahahahahaha notice the exact location of everybody is not being givin out yet!
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!)

Cloud: HEY BARRET!

Barret: Yo

Cloud: Guess what I can do!

Barret: What, Foo?

Cloud: oh, nice disco suit, Barret!

Barret: What can you do?

Cloud: I...I...I can...I CAN COUNT TO 3!

Cloud: See...1...uh...hmmmm..4..?...no no...how's it go again?
1...6...20...3? noo...um...1...2..3..!
OH YES I CAN DO IT!
SEE!

Barret: (((Barret starts to do a disco dance while disco music plays.
Instead of the words "Disco Fever", the words "Disco Barret" are heard)))

Cloud: ...uh...I gotta go now then... (((disappears)))

Where everyone else is

Cloud runs by this way, so does Zidane being chased by Quina

Zidane: AHHH, HELP!

Quina: I catch you! You dishonor sporks!

Zidane: NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD I?

Eiko: (((whistles))) Yo, Quina!
Look what i have for yooouuu. (((Holds up a frog)))

Quina: TASTY FROG!

Zidane: (((takes this moment to get away from Quina)))

Eiko: Good Quina...now you can have this tasty frog if you don't bother Zidane.

Quina: YES, YES! Now give me tasty yum yum!

Eiko: ok...here you go! (((tosses the frog to Quina)))
(((runs))) ahhhahahahahaaaahahahhahahahahhaha...sucker!

Quina: (((tries to eat frog)))
HEY! This is no frog...is fake frog!
...Quina hungry... (((sigh)))

In Kalm
(ok so you get to know where Garnet is)

Garnet: Ok, I think I'll go buy a map...um...where do I buy that at?
(((walks around))) ummm...(((shouts))) HEY CAN ANYONE TELL
ME WHERE I CAN BUY A MAP?

A few people scratch their heads and shrug.
Then in a puff of smoke, a Lizard appears

Lizard: I can sell you a map.

Garnet: ...ok...

Lizard: ...but...

Garnet: But? But what?

Lizard:Only if you say Cool Beans!

Garnet: oook...Cool Beans.

Lizard: NO! You've got to sound happier when you say cool beans!

Garnet: ...ok... (((smiles))) Cool Beans! (((smiles)))

Lizard: ok...close enough.

Garnet buys a map from the strange lizard, and the lizard disappears

Garnet: weird...

Where everyone else is..

Cloud: COOOOLLLLL

Zidane: BEEAAANNNNNNNS!

Amarant: I'm too cool to cool beans.

Cloud: aww..thats too bad.

Zidane: C'mon everyone! Say it with us! COOL BEANS!

Red XIII: Cloud, Zidane, Everyone's getting tired of this.

Cloud: No they aren't!

Zidane: COOOOLLLL BEANS!

Tifa, Aeris, Red, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Steiner, Freya, Vivi, Quina, and everyone else 'cept Cid: YES WE ARE!

Cid: #$!&#$! we are #&#& sick of this $& "COOL BEANS!"!
#$&#$&$! #$! #!

Cloud: Wooooahhh calm down Cid.

Cid: # #&& #$#

Amarant: Whateva. I'm just too cool to # #&& #$#

Cid: #$&$!

Tifa: Now, now Cid.
(((drags him away by his ear and takes him to a trash can and dumps him in there)))

Tifa walks back out

Tifa: You should all eat your spinach and you could do that too!

Zidane: We could do that without eating that...

Tifa: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...oh fine, be that way.

Yuffie: (aw...its been so long...and that princess isn't here again yet...
(((sigh)))...who am I supposed to steal rare
materia from then?)

Freya: Hey everyone, we almost forgot about Vivi, why don't we check on him?

Zidane: oh-kay-doo-kay

Eiko: ... (((stares at Zidane for a few seconds))) ok...

Zidane, Freya, Eiko, Quina, Cloud, Tifa and Cait Sith walk over to Vivi

Zidane: Heya buddy.

Vivi: ...

Quina: WHY? WHY SPORK MAKE YOU NO HAPPY?
SPORKS MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY!
HOW COME SPORK I GAVE YOU LONG AGO NO MAKE YOU HAPPY?

Vivi: ...

Freya: ...Quina, you must understand that sporks won't make Vivi happy.
Now Vivi, what is wrong, again?

Vivi: ...

Freya: Four dots? uh...explain more

Vivi: ... (((adjust his hat)))

Freya: um hmmm...

Zidane: What is it, Freya?

Eiko: Did you find out anything?

Freya: ...wellllll...

Everyone except Freya: Yes?

Freya: I have found out...absolutely nothing.

Zidane: awww man...not cool beans...

Amarant: I am most definitely way to cool to be cool beans.

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What is wrong with Vivi?
Will Quina ever figure out that sporks just can't make everyone happy?
How many more times can Zidane and Cloud say cool beans?
Is Amarant going to be "too cool" for everything!
What will Garnet do next?
Can Yuffie find someone to steal materia from?
Is Tifa gonna talk about spinach again?
Will some of the characters talk next time that haven't talked yet?
Will anyone remember about Steiner and take him to the hospital?
Will Cloud learn how to count higher than 3?
Will this story start to make more sense next time?
Find out in the next part of the story,...maybe...

(To Be Continued)