Disclaimer: I do not own any of the FF characters. Square Soft does. I do not own this story...oh wait...yes i do.
*gets dragged off* WHAT!?!? i do own this story!!! why are you taking me away, why?!
*fights being dragged away* wait, wait, also;
Warning: the reading of all three parts of this story so far, might cause insaneness if you are sane, even more
insaness if you are insane, brain damage, tumors, brain cancer, birth defects, blindness, a rash, seizures,
a very bad case of gas, and a headache. Ok, so maybe it won't cause all that but oh well. *gets dragged away*
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Vivi: ....
Freya: Vivi...what's wrong?
Vivi: ....
Zidane: WHAT'S WRONG VIVI?!
Vivi: ....
Cid: #$^@#%&^@#%!!!
Vivi: ....
Eiko: Vivi?!
Vivi: ....*stands up*
Amarant: I'm too cool to ....
Vivi: ....
Freya: Vivi, please tell us what's wrong!
Vivi: *takes a few steps* I-i....
Freya: ..yes?!
Vivi: I...i...don't feel...s-so good...*takes a few more steps and faints*
Zidane: !?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? THIS IS NOT COOL BEANS!
Freya: Now we'll have to take him to the hospital.
Cloud: Hey....wasn't there someone else we had to take to the hospital.
Eiko: hmmmm....
Yuffie: Yeah i think so....
Freya: But who was it again?
*Two hours later....*
Cid: Who the @%#@&*%^@^ was it?!?!?!?
Tifa:...popeye the sailor man...he lives in a gar-
Zidane: No i don't think that was it.
Aeries: eh....
Freya:...
Aeris: oh, oh!! i Know! that knight fellow!
Zidane: Oh yeah....ok we need to take Rusty and Vivi to the hospital.
Freya: I coulda sworn there was someone else though....
Cloud: Oh well.
Zidane: *sings* OHHhhh...we're off to see the docter! the wonderful docter of a hospital...
because, because, because, because, becaaaauuussee, the wonderful things he does...!
Tifa: ....
Amarant: I'm too cool for the hospital.
Eiko: 'kay than stay here!
Amarant: I'm too cool to stay here.
Cid: You're to %^$##$#^ Cool to do any #&$%@&^ thing!
*Soooo....they all take Vivi and Steiner to the hospital-well everyone except Amarant who is just too cool to do
anything at all. oh yeah-and Quina, who wasn't around them at the time, and Garnet who is no where near any of them*
~***At the hospital***~
*Vivi and Steiner get tooken to hospital rooms, the others stay in the waiting room. They wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And did i mention that they waited?
Then finally a couple hours later....*
*A nurse walks out with Vivi behind her*
Nurse: I am happy to say that your friend Vivi is fine now.
Freya, Zidane, Eiko: What was wrong with him?!
Nurse: well...somehow...he got a crayon stuck in his brain.
Zidane: !?
Nurse: But we've succesfully tooken it out and he is now back to normal.
Vivi: ..uh...y-yeah.
Zidane: How the...how'd you get a crayon stuff in your brain?!
Vivi: I-i don't know...
Zidane: oh. Cool beans than i guess.
*then a docter walks out*
Freya: Soooo how's Steiner?
Zidane: Is Rusty ok?
Docter: well uh.....we succesfully revived him...but i'm sorry to say that we couldn't do it with, ....erm,
slight side effects.
Zidane: slight...
Freya: side...
Eiko: effects...?
Vivi: W-what do you mean?
Docter: erm, well, let's just say that...he's...erm,.....kinda...dumb now.
*Everyone looks kinda shocked*
Docter: Yes um, well...i'll go get him now. *a couple minutes later he comes back with Steiner.*
Steiner:*has his tounge sticking out and a dumb look on his face*
Zidane: *Almost bursts out laughing but doesn't*
Freya: Hi Steiner.
Steiner: eh,...doy?
Freya: uh huh.....ooook......
Stiner: I'm gonna sing the doom song! doom-doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
Zidane: I don't think Beatrix would be so happy about this.
Eiko: oh well. Let's go!
*Everyone starts to walk out of the hospital, except Yuffie*
Yuffie:*stares at the front desk at the hospital* (Is that.....they are giving out free materia?!)
Yuffie: *walks closer to the bowl of..materia?*
Yuffie: *walks by it looks around a few times and grabs handfuls of it* la de da....la de da..*walks away whistling
suspisously* heh heh heh....i have succeeded in getting LOTS of materia! *looks at the materia* huh..waita...
HEY!! THIS IS CANDY!!!!!!!!!!! aw i could i be so dumb?! *catches up to everyone else*
~**Wherever Quina is (bwahahaha no locations to be given yet unless i'm talking about Garnet. BWAHAHAH
HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAH)**~
Quina: humph....Stupid Zidane paint Sporks. I sure this great dishonor. *acctually looks at more of them*
....hey...these is...is kinda pretty!
~**Where mostly everyone else is**~
Steiner: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!
Zidane: almost there....
Steiner: Doom doom doom doom
Vivi: W-why does he keep sing "the doom song"?
Eiko: Remember? He is rather dumb now.
Vivi: H-hey...isn't there some cartoon where a robot sings a doom song like that?
Eiko: ...maybe.
Zidane: heyyy Steiner. Your favorite words are "Cool Beans". Got it?
Steiner: *barks*
Zidane: erm ok....
Cloud: And Steiner, we are all gonna say Cool Beans now, got it?
Steiner: *scratches his behind*
Eiko: ...ew...
Zidane: oook Steiner....
Cloud:1
Zidane:2
Cloud: 3
Zidane: NOW SAY COOL BEANS!!!!
Cloud, Zidane, And Steiner: COOOOOOOLLLLLLL BEAAAAAANNNS!!! doom doom doom!
Cloud: HEY!!
Zidane: Steiner, why did you have to go and ruin it by saying "doom doom doom!"?!
Steiner: doy
Barret: Awight i'm gettin' tired of this stuff awready.
Steiner: DOYYYYYYYYYy *drools*
~** Outside of Kalm **~
*wellllll looks like Garnet FINALLY left Kalm...barely*
Garnet:*gets on the chocobo, looks at the map, and kicks the chocobo to make it run. Luckly it's a gold chocobo
so it can ride over mountians, cross water, and such.* *that chocobo music plays* la la la la la la la la-la laaaa la la
la lalalalaaaa la la lalalala laaaa.....this song sure is catchy! If i get bored during this journey....which i
probably will....perhaps i'll make words up for this song. *she doesn't even wonder HOW music is playing*
~**Um, back to everyone else**~
*finally they get back to wherever they all were in the first place*
Steiner: *hits himself in the face*
Cait Sith:(ok he didn't go with the others to the hospital either)
*talks in his megaphone* PLEASE, YOU MUST HAVE SOME BRAINS LEFT. PLEASE LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVE BRAINS
STILL. HOW COULD YOU FORGET ANY BRAINS?
Steiner: *takes off his helmet to show that he has a cupcake under there. He grabs the cupcake, then says
in a kinda strange voice,* To make room for the cupcake!
Vivi: Y-yep...this still reminds me of a certain cartoon somehow...hmm...at least some of it. Not everything he
does reminds me of it though...
Steiner:*eats cupcake* *cries* The cupcakes gone!!!!!! *puts his helmet back on and grabs a brick out from
his pocket* It's a red balloon! It's blue and square! I got it from an evil circus clown!
*Everyone looks at Steiner strangly*
Steiner: *lets go of the brick on accident and it...floats away....hmm.....* WAHHHHHH MY BALLOONS GONE!!
Cid: How the &@#$ did a *%%@^! brick-
Steiner: RED BALLOON!
Cid: *%%@^!...red ballon..*cough*brick*cough* %#@^& float away?!?!
Amarant: Dunno. I am too cool to know.
Tifa:*leaves*
Cloud: Why did she leave?!
Zidane: I don't know but....COOL BEANS?!?!?!?!
Cloud: COol
Zidane: BEanS!
Aeris: Sigh.....
Cait Sith: *takes out his megaphone again* HEY I'VE NOTICED THAT AERIS SEEMS TO ALWAYS BE IN FAN FICS
THAT DEAL WITH FF7 SOMEHOW, WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT AERIS DIED IN THE REAL GAME.
Aeris: Shut up you dumb robot cat.
Cait Sith: oh, how insulting....*sarcastic*
Aeris: Besides the story's made up and-
Author: SHHHHHH! be quiet!
Aeris: Oops sorry! *mumbles* if everyone reading this didn't already know this was made up...
Author: What was that? You know i could take you out of this story!
Aeris: I said nothing!
Author: ok...but next time i catch you..bwahhahahaha! *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
Aeris:oook....anyways, besides i had a reason. A pheonix down dropped on me somehow! so there! *sticks out her
tounge*
Cait Sith: ok...
Zidane & Cloud: COOOOOL BEEEEEAAANS!
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So.....Why did Tifa leave? Will Zidane and Cloud say Cool beans next time?! Will Steiner ever be smart once
again? Will more characters appear? Well the next time finally be the time where everyone is is reveled? Or will that be
ever even?! What will Quina do with painted sporks? How the hay did Vivi get a Crayon in his brain in the first place?
What happened to Eiko's moogle, mog? oh yeah it's gone....forgot for a second..oops...how far will Garnet get next time?
Will Yuffie find REAL materia to steal? Find out next time....or maybe not...next time may not provide all the answers to
these questions and more! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(To Be Continued...)
*gets dragged off* WHAT!?!? i do own this story!!! why are you taking me away, why?!
*fights being dragged away* wait, wait, also;
Warning: the reading of all three parts of this story so far, might cause insaneness if you are sane, even more
insaness if you are insane, brain damage, tumors, brain cancer, birth defects, blindness, a rash, seizures,
a very bad case of gas, and a headache. Ok, so maybe it won't cause all that but oh well. *gets dragged away*
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Vivi: ....
Freya: Vivi...what's wrong?
Vivi: ....
Zidane: WHAT'S WRONG VIVI?!
Vivi: ....
Cid: #$^@#%&^@#%!!!
Vivi: ....
Eiko: Vivi?!
Vivi: ....*stands up*
Amarant: I'm too cool to ....
Vivi: ....
Freya: Vivi, please tell us what's wrong!
Vivi: *takes a few steps* I-i....
Freya: ..yes?!
Vivi: I...i...don't feel...s-so good...*takes a few more steps and faints*
Zidane: !?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? THIS IS NOT COOL BEANS!
Freya: Now we'll have to take him to the hospital.
Cloud: Hey....wasn't there someone else we had to take to the hospital.
Eiko: hmmmm....
Yuffie: Yeah i think so....
Freya: But who was it again?
*Two hours later....*
Cid: Who the @%#@&*%^@^ was it?!?!?!?
Tifa:...popeye the sailor man...he lives in a gar-
Zidane: No i don't think that was it.
Aeries: eh....
Freya:...
Aeris: oh, oh!! i Know! that knight fellow!
Zidane: Oh yeah....ok we need to take Rusty and Vivi to the hospital.
Freya: I coulda sworn there was someone else though....
Cloud: Oh well.
Zidane: *sings* OHHhhh...we're off to see the docter! the wonderful docter of a hospital...
because, because, because, because, becaaaauuussee, the wonderful things he does...!
Tifa: ....
Amarant: I'm too cool for the hospital.
Eiko: 'kay than stay here!
Amarant: I'm too cool to stay here.
Cid: You're to %^$##$#^ Cool to do any #&$%@&^ thing!
*Soooo....they all take Vivi and Steiner to the hospital-well everyone except Amarant who is just too cool to do
anything at all. oh yeah-and Quina, who wasn't around them at the time, and Garnet who is no where near any of them*
~***At the hospital***~
*Vivi and Steiner get tooken to hospital rooms, the others stay in the waiting room. They wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And did i mention that they waited?
Then finally a couple hours later....*
*A nurse walks out with Vivi behind her*
Nurse: I am happy to say that your friend Vivi is fine now.
Freya, Zidane, Eiko: What was wrong with him?!
Nurse: well...somehow...he got a crayon stuck in his brain.
Zidane: !?
Nurse: But we've succesfully tooken it out and he is now back to normal.
Vivi: ..uh...y-yeah.
Zidane: How the...how'd you get a crayon stuff in your brain?!
Vivi: I-i don't know...
Zidane: oh. Cool beans than i guess.
*then a docter walks out*
Freya: Soooo how's Steiner?
Zidane: Is Rusty ok?
Docter: well uh.....we succesfully revived him...but i'm sorry to say that we couldn't do it with, ....erm,
slight side effects.
Zidane: slight...
Freya: side...
Eiko: effects...?
Vivi: W-what do you mean?
Docter: erm, well, let's just say that...he's...erm,.....kinda...dumb now.
*Everyone looks kinda shocked*
Docter: Yes um, well...i'll go get him now. *a couple minutes later he comes back with Steiner.*
Steiner:*has his tounge sticking out and a dumb look on his face*
Zidane: *Almost bursts out laughing but doesn't*
Freya: Hi Steiner.
Steiner: eh,...doy?
Freya: uh huh.....ooook......
Stiner: I'm gonna sing the doom song! doom-doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
Zidane: I don't think Beatrix would be so happy about this.
Eiko: oh well. Let's go!
*Everyone starts to walk out of the hospital, except Yuffie*
Yuffie:*stares at the front desk at the hospital* (Is that.....they are giving out free materia?!)
Yuffie: *walks closer to the bowl of..materia?*
Yuffie: *walks by it looks around a few times and grabs handfuls of it* la de da....la de da..*walks away whistling
suspisously* heh heh heh....i have succeeded in getting LOTS of materia! *looks at the materia* huh..waita...
HEY!! THIS IS CANDY!!!!!!!!!!! aw i could i be so dumb?! *catches up to everyone else*
~**Wherever Quina is (bwahahaha no locations to be given yet unless i'm talking about Garnet. BWAHAHAH
HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAH)**~
Quina: humph....Stupid Zidane paint Sporks. I sure this great dishonor. *acctually looks at more of them*
....hey...these is...is kinda pretty!
~**Where mostly everyone else is**~
Steiner: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!
Zidane: almost there....
Steiner: Doom doom doom doom
Vivi: W-why does he keep sing "the doom song"?
Eiko: Remember? He is rather dumb now.
Vivi: H-hey...isn't there some cartoon where a robot sings a doom song like that?
Eiko: ...maybe.
Zidane: heyyy Steiner. Your favorite words are "Cool Beans". Got it?
Steiner: *barks*
Zidane: erm ok....
Cloud: And Steiner, we are all gonna say Cool Beans now, got it?
Steiner: *scratches his behind*
Eiko: ...ew...
Zidane: oook Steiner....
Cloud:1
Zidane:2
Cloud: 3
Zidane: NOW SAY COOL BEANS!!!!
Cloud, Zidane, And Steiner: COOOOOOOLLLLLLL BEAAAAAANNNS!!! doom doom doom!
Cloud: HEY!!
Zidane: Steiner, why did you have to go and ruin it by saying "doom doom doom!"?!
Steiner: doy
Barret: Awight i'm gettin' tired of this stuff awready.
Steiner: DOYYYYYYYYYy *drools*
~** Outside of Kalm **~
*wellllll looks like Garnet FINALLY left Kalm...barely*
Garnet:*gets on the chocobo, looks at the map, and kicks the chocobo to make it run. Luckly it's a gold chocobo
so it can ride over mountians, cross water, and such.* *that chocobo music plays* la la la la la la la la-la laaaa la la
la lalalalaaaa la la lalalala laaaa.....this song sure is catchy! If i get bored during this journey....which i
probably will....perhaps i'll make words up for this song. *she doesn't even wonder HOW music is playing*
~**Um, back to everyone else**~
*finally they get back to wherever they all were in the first place*
Steiner: *hits himself in the face*
Cait Sith:(ok he didn't go with the others to the hospital either)
*talks in his megaphone* PLEASE, YOU MUST HAVE SOME BRAINS LEFT. PLEASE LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVE BRAINS
STILL. HOW COULD YOU FORGET ANY BRAINS?
Steiner: *takes off his helmet to show that he has a cupcake under there. He grabs the cupcake, then says
in a kinda strange voice,* To make room for the cupcake!
Vivi: Y-yep...this still reminds me of a certain cartoon somehow...hmm...at least some of it. Not everything he
does reminds me of it though...
Steiner:*eats cupcake* *cries* The cupcakes gone!!!!!! *puts his helmet back on and grabs a brick out from
his pocket* It's a red balloon! It's blue and square! I got it from an evil circus clown!
*Everyone looks at Steiner strangly*
Steiner: *lets go of the brick on accident and it...floats away....hmm.....* WAHHHHHH MY BALLOONS GONE!!
Cid: How the &@#$ did a *%%@^! brick-
Steiner: RED BALLOON!
Cid: *%%@^!...red ballon..*cough*brick*cough* %#@^& float away?!?!
Amarant: Dunno. I am too cool to know.
Tifa:*leaves*
Cloud: Why did she leave?!
Zidane: I don't know but....COOL BEANS?!?!?!?!
Cloud: COol
Zidane: BEanS!
Aeris: Sigh.....
Cait Sith: *takes out his megaphone again* HEY I'VE NOTICED THAT AERIS SEEMS TO ALWAYS BE IN FAN FICS
THAT DEAL WITH FF7 SOMEHOW, WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT AERIS DIED IN THE REAL GAME.
Aeris: Shut up you dumb robot cat.
Cait Sith: oh, how insulting....*sarcastic*
Aeris: Besides the story's made up and-
Author: SHHHHHH! be quiet!
Aeris: Oops sorry! *mumbles* if everyone reading this didn't already know this was made up...
Author: What was that? You know i could take you out of this story!
Aeris: I said nothing!
Author: ok...but next time i catch you..bwahhahahaha! *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
Aeris:oook....anyways, besides i had a reason. A pheonix down dropped on me somehow! so there! *sticks out her
tounge*
Cait Sith: ok...
Zidane & Cloud: COOOOOL BEEEEEAAANS!
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So.....Why did Tifa leave? Will Zidane and Cloud say Cool beans next time?! Will Steiner ever be smart once
again? Will more characters appear? Well the next time finally be the time where everyone is is reveled? Or will that be
ever even?! What will Quina do with painted sporks? How the hay did Vivi get a Crayon in his brain in the first place?
What happened to Eiko's moogle, mog? oh yeah it's gone....forgot for a second..oops...how far will Garnet get next time?
Will Yuffie find REAL materia to steal? Find out next time....or maybe not...next time may not provide all the answers to
these questions and more! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(To Be Continued...)