Disclaimer: wellll u know what it's gonna say so----*ppl show up* *gets dragged away* WHAT!?!??! WAS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!?!?
BUT THEY DO ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE DISCLAIMER IS NOOOO NOOO DONT TAKE ME AWWAAAAAAyyyyy!
Note: Appearences made by Kuja and Sephiroth. ok well maaayybee....maybe only one of them well appear for now...maybe both...
but you never know untill you read..bwhahahhahahahahahahaha!
anyway, Please, don't feel affended if they do strange things. For this is a
HUMOR fan fic, so stuff has to be that way. Funny. So if they do act wierd, remember, *humor*! *gets dragged off again*
WHAT??!?! WHYYYYY!!?!?!?
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Steiner:*scratches his behind* Dooooyyy
Eiko: .....
Vivi: ....
Eiko: I wish Steiner would stop scratching his butt....
Vivi: M-me too....
Steiner: *drools* doooooyyyyy
Cloud & Zidane: *are singing a "Cool Beans!" song*
*Tifa all of a suddon tap dances out in a white tux....and top hat....;;-_- ??*
Tifa: *tap dances* ....Popeye the sailor man! He lives in a garbage can! He eats all the worms and spits out the
germs, He's popeye the sailor man!
Cloud & Zidane: ....no cool beans for you missy.
Tifa: WHYYYYYY NOOOOTTTT ITS NOOO FAIIIIRRRRRR! *runs away crying*
Cloud: ....?!
Zidane: Oooo-kkkk......
Cloud: You know what...?
Zidane: COOL BEANS!
Cloud: Exactly what i was gonna say!
Zidane: COOL
Cloud: BEANS!
Steiner: Popeye the cool sailor doy beans! He live in a doom garbage beans! He eats all the germs and spits out the worms
he's popeye the cool sailor doy beans!
Eiko: MAKE HIM STOOOPPPPP SOMEONE PUH-LEASE MAKE HIM STOP......
Amarant: I'm--
Eiko: Let me guess, you are...."Too cool to make him stop"? AM I RIGHT? AM I? YOU KNOW I AM SO JUST ADMIT IT!!
Amarant: Acctually....i'm to cool to be popeye the cool sailor doy beans!
Eiko: ....
Vivi: T-they freak me out...*leaves*
Eiko: Look what you people did! You scared Vivi!
Cloud: C-
Zidane: ool-
Steiner: DOYYYYYY *drools and scratches bottom*
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eiko:!?
Cloud: He he he...oh no...oh no....cannnnnt breath...*turns blue*
Eiko: uh whats wrong?
Cloud:*face turns purple*
Eiko:?!
Cloud:*dark purple face*
Eiko:?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Zidane: Steiner ruined our cool beans!! *pats Cloud on the back* it's ok, it's ok...it'll be all ok...we'll just have
to say cool beans again soon...
Cloud:*turns very dark purple*
Zidane: Uh, Cloud? Did you paint your face purple? Cool beans!
Eiko: ...uh...um...*walks away to wherever Vivi went*
Zidane: uh...cool beans!
Cloud:*passes out from not breathing*
*Freya walks by*
Freya: Oh, not again....looks like we need another trip to the hospital.
Zidane: No, don't worry Freya! He..just...*giggle*...he...PAINTED HIS FACE PURPLE!! hwhwhahahhaHAHAHAHAHHAHEHAEHEHEHAHEHEAHE!
AND HE IS PLAYING DEAD!
Freya: Erm, Zidane.....he-
Zidane: Is pretending. *PRETENDING* i said he is PRETENDING!
Freya: But...
Steiner: Just let him think that...
Freya: WOW Steiner something kinda smart came out of your mouth! Maybe you are recovering now!
Stiener: *high pitched voice* HEY you no let me finish! *normal voice* Just let Zidane think that...because we all
really know that...Cloud wants to be a plum!
Freya: *sweat drops* Uh...Riiiiiight...*begins to drag Cloud to the hospital*
Zidane: WAIT! i come too!
Steiner: *funny voice* ME TOoOOOo! I WANNA GO TO HOSPITAL PLACE!!! IT SELLS RED BALLONS.
Freya: Riiiiight....
Yuffie: WAIT FOR ME!!! (maybe i can steal materia from some hospital patients? BWHAHAHAHAHA!)
Tifa: ME COMING TOOOO! *sings* popeye the-
Zidane: Oh no, you arn't coming with us!
Tifa: awww but....
Zidane: no buts about it.
Tifa: awwww.....*cries*
*Zidane, Yuffie, and Freya take Cloud to the hospital.*
Tifa: But i wanted to go with....aww....no fair...*runs to where ever Cait Sith and Red are....and Cid.*
*Meanwhile, where everyone was at the begening of this story, a warp thingie appears and out steps---*
?????: THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD EVER, A COW.
*Erm...no....it's Kuja.*
Kuja: Awwww....but i want it to be a cow...*cries*
*NO for i am the AUTHOR and a cow is not transporting to the FF7 world! BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA*
Kuja: But....
AUTHOR: ...(what ever happend to Kuja? hmph...not my concern i suppose...but he is acting kinda COOKOO...)
Kuja: HUH?! i heareded that! No i shall doom you! Doomness dooom...doooooooommmmm you are doooommmed...
AUTHOR: Naughty Kuja! If you don't behave i'll take you out of the story!
Kuja: *sigh* Yes Sir...
AUTHOR: Erm...but im not a s-
Kuja: Whatever...
AUTHOR: FINE....*dissapears in green smoke*
Kuja: OH WELLLL....Say isn't this where...? MY E-MAIL BUDDY SEPHOROTH LIVES?!?!? OH YIPPIE-SKIPPY!
*runs around in circles* um...my super power sinces tell me that Sephiroth is this way! Sepharoth! Stephiroth!
Voice: HEY you spell his name different everytime!
Kuja: SO!?!? BWHAHAHAHHAH--erm, Kwehehehehehehehehe!
Voice: ....ooookkk....riiight....*leaves*
Kuja: BYE BYE TILL NEXT TIME WATCH OUT I DESTROY YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOGGY WOGGY BOGGY TOO!!! I'LL
SEND OUT THE FLYING MONKEYS, AND YOU'll NEVER MAKE IT TO THE WIZARD OF OZMA!!! KWEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEhEHe!
ooo...dress shop!!! *runs in and buys a dress*
~** On the way to the hospital.(Yuffie,Zidane,Steiner,Freya,Cloud)
Steiner: He pretending to be PLUM!!!
Zidane: DEAD!! PRETEND!
Steiner: PLLUUUUUMMMMMMM!!
Freya: *mumbles something*
Yuffie: *dances* *sees....materia?* *picks it up* ooohhh!!! marvel at it! a beutiful materia in the wild! shhh....
be quiet readers...i must...hunt...the..materia....*all of a sudden is in a hunting outfit, and has a gun*
*shoots at the "materia"* BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Zidane: Watcha doing Yuffie?
Yuffie:*mumbles* mine all mine...*grabs materia* OH NOTHING....
Zidane: oh ok, just as long as you weren't shooting at something!
Yuffie:Erm, yeah...right....well.....*when Zidane isn't looking yuffie examins the materia* DANGIT!!!! THIS IS A ROCK!!!
DARN! *throws the rock in a river* how'd that river get there?
hmm...o well...
Steiner:*lights himself on fire* I AM A FIREBALL!!! *runs around burning things down with the fire around him*
Freya: UH...Steiner...you...can get hurt doing that...you might burn up!
Steiner: *funny voice* Oh no i won't!
Freya: *wonders why he isn't getting hurt* hmmph....ok then....
Steiner: FIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeee la de da fire fire...
Steiner*falls in a nearby lake*
Freya: *sweatdrops* WHY? why can't anything ever be normal anymore?
Steiner: *Grabs a taco out from under his helmet, grabs glue out of his pocket, and mini fake legs. Glues the fake
legs to the taco and sings* Walking taco, la la la walking taco, cha cha cha!
Zidane: COOOOOLLL BEAAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSS....walking taco? (he keeps getting weirder and wierder...!)
*Finally they arrive at the hospital*
Freya: Dr., please make sure he well be ok.
Dr.: OOOOOKKK DOOKY *throws cloud in a baby stroller and takes him to a room*
Freya: Yup everythings getting wierder!
*They wait, and wait, and wait, and yes u guessed it they waited some more.*
Dr.:Well it appears that he forgot to breath.
Freya: NO DUH.
Zidane:(It took them that long just to figure out that?!?!?)
Steiner: *Sticks out his toungue* AROOGOOOAAA.
Freya: So what are you gonna do to make him breath again?
Dr.: *AHEM* Let me show you...*puts on a slightly scary mask and un-enthusiasticly says "boo"*
Cloud: *starts to breath again* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT SCARY MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Dr.: *takes off the slightly scary mask* BWHAHahahahha...erm...your friend is fine now! *dissapears*
Cloud: AGHHHHHH he coulda gave me a heart-attack!!!!
Zidane: Not cool beans!
Cloud: Not...
Zidan & Cloud: COOl beaNS!
*Yuffie whistles suspisously*
*As everyone leaves, Yuffie waits, then dives at the "Free Materia Bowl" or so she thought...then she grabbed a ton
of it*
Yuffie: BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!! I have gotten free materia!
*Once Yuffie is out side she decides to see what materia she got*
Yuffie:*is smiling really big* Now let's see...this is....CANDY!?!??! NOOOOOO I...I....i did it again! It's candy!
I can't belive i didnt remember that the hospital gave out free candy NOT materia...*slaps herself on the forehead* duh...
*On the rest of the way back to where ever pretty much everyone else is Yuffie looks depressed becuase she didn't get
any materia.*
~**Meanwhile...in a kitchen where Quina is...**~~
Quina: Aiya! AIIIYYYA...hmm..I KNOW!! I can sell the lovely painted sporks!
*paints the words "Painted sporks; is great object. Buy one for the lovely price of $0.25"*
Vivi: Uh...Q-quina...
Quina: Ah, Vivi. Painted sporks is very lovely, no?
Vivi: Uh...Quina...
Quina: You no need tell me how lovely they are because i know!
Vivi: B-but Quina...
Quina: Shh, Vivi. I say you no say how lovely sporks painted is, becuase i know!
Vivi: B-b-but...
Quina: No! you no need say!
Eiko: QUINA!! I THINK VIVI WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT--
Quina: That painted sporks is very lovely, yes!
Eiko: NO!! HE WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU PUT DOLLORS INSTEAD OF GIL ON YOUR POSTER!!
Vivi: ...y-yeah!!
Quina: Oh...*makes a new sign that says "Painted sporks; is great object. Buy one for the lovely
price of 300 gil"*
Vivi: That's better...
Quina: *sigh* My sign is lovely. Sporks is lovely...world is lovely...and
*Vivi and Eiko leaved, Quina was starting to freak them out*
~**Meanwhile where Garnet was,..uh...crossing over some mountain...**~
Garnet:hmm.i think i'll sing. im bored. *sings to the tune of the chocobo song* Garnet on a chocobo la la la laaaa oh
the~~reee sheee gooooees oh the~er~er~er she goooess....Garnet on a chocobo..la la la laaaa...*stops singing* aw i need
to come up with a better song...
~**When Yuffie, Cloud,Zidane, Steiner and Freya get back **~
Yuffie:*is pouting becuase she didnt get materia*
Cloud: th-that Docter...scared me...
Zidane: uh...yeeaaah....acctually i think he scared me too...
Cloud: He scared me more!
Zidane: I was more scared!
Cloud: NO!!! I was the scarediest of the Docter!
Zidane: Well i was even more scarediester of the docter!
Freya: *sweatdrops*
Tifa:*tap dances by, singing popeye the sailor man.*
Tifa:...huh...
Cloud: Well..i'm scardiesterester!
Zidane: SO! i am...--
Tifa: SHUT UP YOU GUYS YOU SOUND LIKE LITTLE KIDS AND YOU ARE MAKING UP WORDS!
Zidane & Cloud: Oiy...not cool beans...
Barret: *walks by in a Disco suit*
Cloud: A-a-aaaagain?? Bawwet you awready did the discow erweyer...
Tifa: CLOUD..!! STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE KID!
Cloud: sowwy...erm..i mean Sorry Tifa!
Tifa: Better.
Barret: Yo Foos! Barret's in the house! *does a disco dance*
Zidane: eh...? O_o
Barret: Yo, Cloud, Foo, It's time fer you to do yo' homework!
Cloud: Awwww do i have to?
Barret: Yes...go do your science homework!
Cloud: aww...ok...*walks away to do his science homework*
~**Where ever Cloud now is**~
Cloud: Hey Red...
Red: What?
Cloud: Wanna play school?
Red: uhhh...
Cloud: C'mon! Um...you can uh...read this page in the science book and answer these three questions for your
play school assignment!
Red: HEY!! Cloud do your own homework. Your just trying to get me to do it for you!
Cloud: Aww...dang... How'd you know? This is not cool beans!
~** Where Yuffie, Tifa, Zidane, Steiner, Barret, Freya, and whoever else is**~
Barret: *that song Barret had the last time he discoed was playing..the song that went like "Disco Barret, Disco Barret,
Disco Barret..."*
*Amarant Walks by*
Tifa:*gets mad because no one would listen to her sing the popeye song not too long ago. She punches Amarant in the
head*
Amarant: Owchies...paiiin....but i'm too coooool for paiiiin...*rubs his head* AHHH YOU LEFT A BIG BUMP ON MY HEAD!
Tifa: Really? It's hard to tell when you have all the red yarn like hair! Maybe if you shave your head..
Amarant: NO! then i'd be bald...DUH!! Bald...like a bald eagle! I'm too cool to be bald like a bald eagle.
*everyone stares strangly at Amarant*
Amarant: I'm too cool to be a spork!
Amarant: I'm too cool to be cool!
Amarant: I't too cool to....
~**Now back to Kuja**~
Kuja:*skips around in a pink fluffy dress* la de da...now where is Sephiroth?
hmmm....*in fron of kuja is a sign, done in cryon that says "Sephiroth's Hideout" each letter, a different color,
a few letters a written backwords, like the r's for example. Looks like a little kid wrote it or something. Theres a
arrow drawn on there pointing towards a building...*
Kuja: hmm...is that where Sephiroth is hiding now? *inspects the sign that says it is* Hmm, well i'm not sure...hmm...
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Will Kuja find Sephiroth? Will Steiner just keep getting more and more stupid? Will Garnet think of a better song to
go with that chocobo music? How many more time's will Amarant say "I'm too cool to ___(insert word here)__"?
Will Cloud finish his science homework? Will Quina be able to sell the painted sporks?
Will anyone have to go to the hospital again?! Will Barret do a disco dance again?
Will Tifa sing the popeye the sailor man song again? Will--ok, ok, i'll shut up now...
oh yeah, and, find out all those answers and more, (or perhaps less...) in the next part of this story!
(To Be Continued...)
BUT THEY DO ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE DISCLAIMER IS NOOOO NOOO DONT TAKE ME AWWAAAAAAyyyyy!
Note: Appearences made by Kuja and Sephiroth. ok well maaayybee....maybe only one of them well appear for now...maybe both...
but you never know untill you read..bwhahahhahahahahahahaha!
anyway, Please, don't feel affended if they do strange things. For this is a
HUMOR fan fic, so stuff has to be that way. Funny. So if they do act wierd, remember, *humor*! *gets dragged off again*
WHAT??!?! WHYYYYY!!?!?!?
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Steiner:*scratches his behind* Dooooyyy
Eiko: .....
Vivi: ....
Eiko: I wish Steiner would stop scratching his butt....
Vivi: M-me too....
Steiner: *drools* doooooyyyyy
Cloud & Zidane: *are singing a "Cool Beans!" song*
*Tifa all of a suddon tap dances out in a white tux....and top hat....;;-_- ??*
Tifa: *tap dances* ....Popeye the sailor man! He lives in a garbage can! He eats all the worms and spits out the
germs, He's popeye the sailor man!
Cloud & Zidane: ....no cool beans for you missy.
Tifa: WHYYYYYY NOOOOTTTT ITS NOOO FAIIIIRRRRRR! *runs away crying*
Cloud: ....?!
Zidane: Oooo-kkkk......
Cloud: You know what...?
Zidane: COOL BEANS!
Cloud: Exactly what i was gonna say!
Zidane: COOL
Cloud: BEANS!
Steiner: Popeye the cool sailor doy beans! He live in a doom garbage beans! He eats all the germs and spits out the worms
he's popeye the cool sailor doy beans!
Eiko: MAKE HIM STOOOPPPPP SOMEONE PUH-LEASE MAKE HIM STOP......
Amarant: I'm--
Eiko: Let me guess, you are...."Too cool to make him stop"? AM I RIGHT? AM I? YOU KNOW I AM SO JUST ADMIT IT!!
Amarant: Acctually....i'm to cool to be popeye the cool sailor doy beans!
Eiko: ....
Vivi: T-they freak me out...*leaves*
Eiko: Look what you people did! You scared Vivi!
Cloud: C-
Zidane: ool-
Steiner: DOYYYYYY *drools and scratches bottom*
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eiko:!?
Cloud: He he he...oh no...oh no....cannnnnt breath...*turns blue*
Eiko: uh whats wrong?
Cloud:*face turns purple*
Eiko:?!
Cloud:*dark purple face*
Eiko:?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Zidane: Steiner ruined our cool beans!! *pats Cloud on the back* it's ok, it's ok...it'll be all ok...we'll just have
to say cool beans again soon...
Cloud:*turns very dark purple*
Zidane: Uh, Cloud? Did you paint your face purple? Cool beans!
Eiko: ...uh...um...*walks away to wherever Vivi went*
Zidane: uh...cool beans!
Cloud:*passes out from not breathing*
*Freya walks by*
Freya: Oh, not again....looks like we need another trip to the hospital.
Zidane: No, don't worry Freya! He..just...*giggle*...he...PAINTED HIS FACE PURPLE!! hwhwhahahhaHAHAHAHAHHAHEHAEHEHEHAHEHEAHE!
AND HE IS PLAYING DEAD!
Freya: Erm, Zidane.....he-
Zidane: Is pretending. *PRETENDING* i said he is PRETENDING!
Freya: But...
Steiner: Just let him think that...
Freya: WOW Steiner something kinda smart came out of your mouth! Maybe you are recovering now!
Stiener: *high pitched voice* HEY you no let me finish! *normal voice* Just let Zidane think that...because we all
really know that...Cloud wants to be a plum!
Freya: *sweat drops* Uh...Riiiiiight...*begins to drag Cloud to the hospital*
Zidane: WAIT! i come too!
Steiner: *funny voice* ME TOoOOOo! I WANNA GO TO HOSPITAL PLACE!!! IT SELLS RED BALLONS.
Freya: Riiiiight....
Yuffie: WAIT FOR ME!!! (maybe i can steal materia from some hospital patients? BWHAHAHAHAHA!)
Tifa: ME COMING TOOOO! *sings* popeye the-
Zidane: Oh no, you arn't coming with us!
Tifa: awww but....
Zidane: no buts about it.
Tifa: awwww.....*cries*
*Zidane, Yuffie, and Freya take Cloud to the hospital.*
Tifa: But i wanted to go with....aww....no fair...*runs to where ever Cait Sith and Red are....and Cid.*
*Meanwhile, where everyone was at the begening of this story, a warp thingie appears and out steps---*
?????: THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD EVER, A COW.
*Erm...no....it's Kuja.*
Kuja: Awwww....but i want it to be a cow...*cries*
*NO for i am the AUTHOR and a cow is not transporting to the FF7 world! BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA*
Kuja: But....
AUTHOR: ...(what ever happend to Kuja? hmph...not my concern i suppose...but he is acting kinda COOKOO...)
Kuja: HUH?! i heareded that! No i shall doom you! Doomness dooom...doooooooommmmm you are doooommmed...
AUTHOR: Naughty Kuja! If you don't behave i'll take you out of the story!
Kuja: *sigh* Yes Sir...
AUTHOR: Erm...but im not a s-
Kuja: Whatever...
AUTHOR: FINE....*dissapears in green smoke*
Kuja: OH WELLLL....Say isn't this where...? MY E-MAIL BUDDY SEPHOROTH LIVES?!?!? OH YIPPIE-SKIPPY!
*runs around in circles* um...my super power sinces tell me that Sephiroth is this way! Sepharoth! Stephiroth!
Voice: HEY you spell his name different everytime!
Kuja: SO!?!? BWHAHAHAHHAH--erm, Kwehehehehehehehehe!
Voice: ....ooookkk....riiight....*leaves*
Kuja: BYE BYE TILL NEXT TIME WATCH OUT I DESTROY YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOGGY WOGGY BOGGY TOO!!! I'LL
SEND OUT THE FLYING MONKEYS, AND YOU'll NEVER MAKE IT TO THE WIZARD OF OZMA!!! KWEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEhEHe!
ooo...dress shop!!! *runs in and buys a dress*
~** On the way to the hospital.(Yuffie,Zidane,Steiner,Freya,Cloud)
Steiner: He pretending to be PLUM!!!
Zidane: DEAD!! PRETEND!
Steiner: PLLUUUUUMMMMMMM!!
Freya: *mumbles something*
Yuffie: *dances* *sees....materia?* *picks it up* ooohhh!!! marvel at it! a beutiful materia in the wild! shhh....
be quiet readers...i must...hunt...the..materia....*all of a sudden is in a hunting outfit, and has a gun*
*shoots at the "materia"* BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Zidane: Watcha doing Yuffie?
Yuffie:*mumbles* mine all mine...*grabs materia* OH NOTHING....
Zidane: oh ok, just as long as you weren't shooting at something!
Yuffie:Erm, yeah...right....well.....*when Zidane isn't looking yuffie examins the materia* DANGIT!!!! THIS IS A ROCK!!!
DARN! *throws the rock in a river* how'd that river get there?
hmm...o well...
Steiner:*lights himself on fire* I AM A FIREBALL!!! *runs around burning things down with the fire around him*
Freya: UH...Steiner...you...can get hurt doing that...you might burn up!
Steiner: *funny voice* Oh no i won't!
Freya: *wonders why he isn't getting hurt* hmmph....ok then....
Steiner: FIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeee la de da fire fire...
Steiner*falls in a nearby lake*
Freya: *sweatdrops* WHY? why can't anything ever be normal anymore?
Steiner: *Grabs a taco out from under his helmet, grabs glue out of his pocket, and mini fake legs. Glues the fake
legs to the taco and sings* Walking taco, la la la walking taco, cha cha cha!
Zidane: COOOOOLLL BEAAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSS....walking taco? (he keeps getting weirder and wierder...!)
*Finally they arrive at the hospital*
Freya: Dr., please make sure he well be ok.
Dr.: OOOOOKKK DOOKY *throws cloud in a baby stroller and takes him to a room*
Freya: Yup everythings getting wierder!
*They wait, and wait, and wait, and yes u guessed it they waited some more.*
Dr.:Well it appears that he forgot to breath.
Freya: NO DUH.
Zidane:(It took them that long just to figure out that?!?!?)
Steiner: *Sticks out his toungue* AROOGOOOAAA.
Freya: So what are you gonna do to make him breath again?
Dr.: *AHEM* Let me show you...*puts on a slightly scary mask and un-enthusiasticly says "boo"*
Cloud: *starts to breath again* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT SCARY MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Dr.: *takes off the slightly scary mask* BWHAHahahahha...erm...your friend is fine now! *dissapears*
Cloud: AGHHHHHH he coulda gave me a heart-attack!!!!
Zidane: Not cool beans!
Cloud: Not...
Zidan & Cloud: COOl beaNS!
*Yuffie whistles suspisously*
*As everyone leaves, Yuffie waits, then dives at the "Free Materia Bowl" or so she thought...then she grabbed a ton
of it*
Yuffie: BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!! I have gotten free materia!
*Once Yuffie is out side she decides to see what materia she got*
Yuffie:*is smiling really big* Now let's see...this is....CANDY!?!??! NOOOOOO I...I....i did it again! It's candy!
I can't belive i didnt remember that the hospital gave out free candy NOT materia...*slaps herself on the forehead* duh...
*On the rest of the way back to where ever pretty much everyone else is Yuffie looks depressed becuase she didn't get
any materia.*
~**Meanwhile...in a kitchen where Quina is...**~~
Quina: Aiya! AIIIYYYA...hmm..I KNOW!! I can sell the lovely painted sporks!
*paints the words "Painted sporks; is great object. Buy one for the lovely price of $0.25"*
Vivi: Uh...Q-quina...
Quina: Ah, Vivi. Painted sporks is very lovely, no?
Vivi: Uh...Quina...
Quina: You no need tell me how lovely they are because i know!
Vivi: B-but Quina...
Quina: Shh, Vivi. I say you no say how lovely sporks painted is, becuase i know!
Vivi: B-b-but...
Quina: No! you no need say!
Eiko: QUINA!! I THINK VIVI WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT--
Quina: That painted sporks is very lovely, yes!
Eiko: NO!! HE WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU PUT DOLLORS INSTEAD OF GIL ON YOUR POSTER!!
Vivi: ...y-yeah!!
Quina: Oh...*makes a new sign that says "Painted sporks; is great object. Buy one for the lovely
price of 300 gil"*
Vivi: That's better...
Quina: *sigh* My sign is lovely. Sporks is lovely...world is lovely...and
*Vivi and Eiko leaved, Quina was starting to freak them out*
~**Meanwhile where Garnet was,..uh...crossing over some mountain...**~
Garnet:hmm.i think i'll sing. im bored. *sings to the tune of the chocobo song* Garnet on a chocobo la la la laaaa oh
the~~reee sheee gooooees oh the~er~er~er she goooess....Garnet on a chocobo..la la la laaaa...*stops singing* aw i need
to come up with a better song...
~**When Yuffie, Cloud,Zidane, Steiner and Freya get back **~
Yuffie:*is pouting becuase she didnt get materia*
Cloud: th-that Docter...scared me...
Zidane: uh...yeeaaah....acctually i think he scared me too...
Cloud: He scared me more!
Zidane: I was more scared!
Cloud: NO!!! I was the scarediest of the Docter!
Zidane: Well i was even more scarediester of the docter!
Freya: *sweatdrops*
Tifa:*tap dances by, singing popeye the sailor man.*
Tifa:...huh...
Cloud: Well..i'm scardiesterester!
Zidane: SO! i am...--
Tifa: SHUT UP YOU GUYS YOU SOUND LIKE LITTLE KIDS AND YOU ARE MAKING UP WORDS!
Zidane & Cloud: Oiy...not cool beans...
Barret: *walks by in a Disco suit*
Cloud: A-a-aaaagain?? Bawwet you awready did the discow erweyer...
Tifa: CLOUD..!! STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE KID!
Cloud: sowwy...erm..i mean Sorry Tifa!
Tifa: Better.
Barret: Yo Foos! Barret's in the house! *does a disco dance*
Zidane: eh...? O_o
Barret: Yo, Cloud, Foo, It's time fer you to do yo' homework!
Cloud: Awwww do i have to?
Barret: Yes...go do your science homework!
Cloud: aww...ok...*walks away to do his science homework*
~**Where ever Cloud now is**~
Cloud: Hey Red...
Red: What?
Cloud: Wanna play school?
Red: uhhh...
Cloud: C'mon! Um...you can uh...read this page in the science book and answer these three questions for your
play school assignment!
Red: HEY!! Cloud do your own homework. Your just trying to get me to do it for you!
Cloud: Aww...dang... How'd you know? This is not cool beans!
~** Where Yuffie, Tifa, Zidane, Steiner, Barret, Freya, and whoever else is**~
Barret: *that song Barret had the last time he discoed was playing..the song that went like "Disco Barret, Disco Barret,
Disco Barret..."*
*Amarant Walks by*
Tifa:*gets mad because no one would listen to her sing the popeye song not too long ago. She punches Amarant in the
head*
Amarant: Owchies...paiiin....but i'm too coooool for paiiiin...*rubs his head* AHHH YOU LEFT A BIG BUMP ON MY HEAD!
Tifa: Really? It's hard to tell when you have all the red yarn like hair! Maybe if you shave your head..
Amarant: NO! then i'd be bald...DUH!! Bald...like a bald eagle! I'm too cool to be bald like a bald eagle.
*everyone stares strangly at Amarant*
Amarant: I'm too cool to be a spork!
Amarant: I'm too cool to be cool!
Amarant: I't too cool to....
~**Now back to Kuja**~
Kuja:*skips around in a pink fluffy dress* la de da...now where is Sephiroth?
hmmm....*in fron of kuja is a sign, done in cryon that says "Sephiroth's Hideout" each letter, a different color,
a few letters a written backwords, like the r's for example. Looks like a little kid wrote it or something. Theres a
arrow drawn on there pointing towards a building...*
Kuja: hmm...is that where Sephiroth is hiding now? *inspects the sign that says it is* Hmm, well i'm not sure...hmm...
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Will Kuja find Sephiroth? Will Steiner just keep getting more and more stupid? Will Garnet think of a better song to
go with that chocobo music? How many more time's will Amarant say "I'm too cool to ___(insert word here)__"?
Will Cloud finish his science homework? Will Quina be able to sell the painted sporks?
Will anyone have to go to the hospital again?! Will Barret do a disco dance again?
Will Tifa sing the popeye the sailor man song again? Will--ok, ok, i'll shut up now...
oh yeah, and, find out all those answers and more, (or perhaps less...) in the next part of this story!
(To Be Continued...)