Diclaimer: I'm not insane, i'm just not sane. Errr i mean i'm hyper, sugar-high when i type this stuff.
let's see...*everytime a name is said in the disclaimer a picture pops up of that character* Let's see...
i don't own...Mario, Vivi, Bowser, Freya, Amarant, Vincent, Red 13, Quina, Eiko, Zidane, Kuja, Garnet, Sephiroth, Cloud,
Barret, Tifa, Aeries, cait sith, cid, any other ff9 or 7 characters i might have missed, or Citrus Man(find out:P),
Dr.Donez(a tweeter from super mario bro.s 2), Bill the Extra Guy(a pidget from SMB2),
or Fred the Spanyard(its a bugsy from Kirby, w/ a diff name).
Citrus Man-Fred the spanyard- characters offa the site www.smbhq.com/nc ...you should really go there too! ;P read the comix
and find out who all them characters are. ) Also i don't
own the Earth, Math, the Universe, your nextdoor nieghbor's house, or a horse.
Warning: this part probably makes the least scence yet. If you've read through all 5 parts now, then, this probably
has caused insaneness.
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~~* Kuja, in front of where Sephiroth's house is*~~
Kuja: *stares at the sign that says " Sephiroth's Hideout" with an arrow pointing to the house* uhhhhh....man, this is
way to confusing! WHERE IS SEPHIROTH I MOST KNOW!??!?! *punches the sign* STUPID SIGN YOUR NOT HELPING ME AT ALL!! WHY
DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE SEPHIROTH IS?!?! AGHHHH! *kick sign, stubs toe, falls down in mud* NO MY DRESS! I GOT MUD ON MY
DRESS! grrr....this is your fault, you sign, you! I shall get my revenge! *skips off*
~~*Where mostly everyone else is...*~~
Cloud: *Walks by*
Barret:*stops discoing* Cloud? DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK?
Cloud: uh yeah...
Barret: even math homework?
Cloud: uhhh......huh? what? math homework? there was none.
Barret: There is now. Now i'd like you to answer these TWO math problems, 1) 1+1=? 2) 4-1=?
Cloud: *writes down the problems and sits down* uhh...let's see...1+1...no problem...uhhhh...maybe it's "Cool Beans"?
no..uhh...11? hmmm....pst, Zidane.
Zidane:*walks over to Cloud* What?
Cloud: What's 1+1?
Zidane: Uhhh...hmmm...now that's a good question! hmm...well i don't know how you expect me to know, that's like,
the hardest question i have ever seen! You'd have to be the smartest person on Earth to know the answer.
Amarant: I'm too cool to know the answer. But i'll NEVER be cool enough for sporks!!
Quina:*walks by* awwww....i was hoping you buy painted spork, but guess you won't....
*runs back to where s/he has the painted
sporks*
Steiner: *Grabs a spork with a red super hero cape-SUPER SPORK!* WHOOSH GO SUPER SPORK GO WHOOOOSH! uh-oh look it's
the evil twin of sporks-THE FOONS! AHHHH and they brought a bowl of Mummy's Chilie! AHHHHh! we need the special
chibi spork to be able to eat the chilie without getting gas!
*Everyone stares at Steiner*
Aeris:*whispers to Tifa* Uhh...maybe we should take that knight person to the hospital...
Tifa:*whispers* probably. But not the one we have been going to. A different one. The one clear across town, oppisite
side of the other hospital....let's go. *motions with her hands for anyone else to follow*
HEY...STEINER, GET OVER HERE, WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU IF YOU FOLLOW US...
Steiner: AH, the chibi spork! At long last....i shall get the chibi spork! *drools* *sniffs bottom of shoe* MMM
SMELL THAT BOTTOM OF SHOEYNESS.
*And so, some characters come along with Tifa and Aeris, to take steiner to the hospital on the other side of the town.
GASP! will they make it? I hear that side of town is DANGEROUS. bwahahahaha...(?)*
Yuffie:*talks to self* BUWAHUHUHUHUHUHU! now is my chance...to get materia!!
Steiner: *in high-pitched voice* I AM SAILOR SPORK!
and foons.........AND IN THE NAME OF SPORKS, I SHALL PUNISH YOU!
Freya: ;;-_- let's get him to the hospital and QUICK.
*suddenly a warp appears. a fat plumber and a few other characters appear. the plumber falls on top of Steiner*
Steiner: Mummy i find da evil suntan lotion plans....*sticks out tounge*
Mario: Its-a-me-a, Mario!
Fred The Spanyard: yeah yeah, blah, *imatating Mario* Itsa-me-a, Stupid ! (*Note; for those that don't know,(im guessing
many readers here, have not been to www.smbhq.com/nc before, so...) Fred and Bill don't like Mario.)
Bill The Extra Guy: NO MARIO HAS FOLLOWED US!
Dr.Donez: *holds up a shoe* BWAHAHAHHAHAHA I STOLE JAY REESOP'S OTHER SHOE!! Now Jay Reesop won't have the destruction
of the $100,000 piramid!
Dr.Donez: *hangs a sign around his neck that says "ASK Me, DR.DONEZ!(insert a dramatic close-up of dr.donez pic here) a
question! Open from 13478128347091278347123-3487129048128499 am pm dusk central noon!"*
Cid: WHAT THE *@&#$*@^#@#!!! WHO THE #&($^*@$#^&*@^*& ARE THEY?!
Fred The Spanyard: Just call me Fred...
Bill the extra guy: And just call me Bill.
Dr.Donez: I am, DR.DONEZ! *dramatic close-up of Dr.Donez* Oiy, those close-ups give me headaches.
Mario: Itsa-me-a Mario, number 1!
Aeris: *has an urge to hit steiner in the head...or helmet, since thats covering his head, wonder if we were to take
stiener's helmet off, if he'd be bald?)* *attempts to hit steiner with her staff,but hits mario instead. Mario faints*
Mario:*wakes up* ouchies..
Aeris: OOPS...uhh..you ok..uh...whats-your-name..uhhh...Mario?
Mario: HUH? Who's this Mario you speak of? ...i am..CITRUS MAN!!!!
Steiner: CITRUS MAN CITRUS MAN!!! CAN I HAVE AN ORANGE THAT IS BLUE?
Citrus Man: no. you can have an orange that is orange. Thou be insultive by calling orange blue.
Stiener: What?*words such as thou and insultive confuse him*
Steiner: *sailor moon pose* I AM SAILOR SPORK! BWAHAHAHAHA *attacks a 'foon'* DIE FOON DIE!
Citrus Man: Foon? WHERE?!?! Using the powers of oranges,limes, and lemons, i shall defeat all evil!
Dr.Donez: Riiight...hey now....ANY ONE WANT ASK ME A QUESTION ANYONE?!
Steiner: ohhhh question! I hold all power of the sporkdom! BWAHHAHAHAHHA! now, Dr.Donez...uhh...If my nose itches,
pie=square?
Dr.Donez: Only if your mom failed..uhh...cooking school, and can't bake circle pies.
Steiner: 14789739127837891423124734771284332147831274812 = wheuarha jerase,n,rsme,rams?
Dr.Donez: WHAT?!! WHATS THAT YOU SAY? THE COCONUTS ARE MIGRATING THIS WAY AND OUR OUT TO GET ME?!*hides in a toilet*
Fred:*see's something snoring* SHUT UP! *uses 'deathly deathray of deathly deathness' on whatever was snoring*
Freya:*mumbles* everythings wierd...everything....everything...can't anything ever be normal?
Cloud: Dr.Donez, what's 1+1? i need to know for math home---er forget i ever said that. Now, what's 1+1?
Dr.Donez: Buy Dr.Donez's Book of Love, only $39.00!!
Cloud: O_o ??? *scratches head* I don't understand...o well....
Citrus Man: CITRUS FROOOOOOTTT POOOOWWEEERRRSS!! *throws citrus fruits at everyone*
Aeris: OW THAT GOT IN MY EYE! AHHH IT BUUURRRNNSS, IT BURNS...
*Wario appears*
Wario: WARIO?!?! Whose that? I am..CHEESE KILLER!
Freya: ahhhh somebody shoot me this is wacko!
A gun: ok--
Freya: No, don't take that seriously!
AUTHOR: OK, hold on, hold on, get out of my fan fic, 'A gun'. You don't belong here. You're gonna ruin
the fic.
A gun:....*leaves*
AUTHOR: Better. *disapears in purple smoke*
Mar...er..Citrus Man: CHEESE KILLER!??!? Could it be...my evil twin!?
War...er..Cheese Killer: YES IT BE I!! BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
*And so Ma....Citrus Man, and W...Cheese Killer yell at each other, have a fight, fall off a cliff, eat some cheese,
and throw a party. then the fight again...*
LATER....
*At night time*
Freya: Man, we've been walking FOREVER and still arn't there...
Steiner: IT DARK....DR.DONEZ I THINK SUN GO OUT. SUN GO BYE-BYE LIGHT....
Dr.Donez: OH MY! YOU ARE ABSOULUTLY CORRECT....the...the...GASP!...the sun's lightbulb is....
burnt out! hurry, people, hurry! Find me a 328478912747238572497437589237490854987389 watt
lightbulb!
*Steier hands him a brick*
Steiner: *smiles* WED BAWWOON!
Dr.Donez: eh...i need a lightbulb not a...balloon....*coughbrickcough*
Steiner: ...I NEED A RED BALLOON!!!!
Bill: UMMMM....it's called nightime not the sun being--
Steiner: RED BALLOON!
Citrus Man: What? Hast you dared to insult Citrus Man?
Citrus Man: ORANGE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Steiner:OOOHHH DA SUN IS FALLING THE SUN IS FALLING!
*Steiner then gets hit by the ORANGE OF DOOM.*
Steiner:*under orange*
Citrus Man: ORANGE OF DOOM!
*Bill the Extra Guy then get's hit by the ORANGE OF DOOM*
Bill:*Begins to fly around with orange peels on his head* I'M A YELLOW BANANA!!!
*Quina Rushes by* WHO WOULD LIKE TO BUY SPORK?! LOVELY PAINTED SPO- FOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!! *looks at the orange steiner
is under and drools* ME SO HUNGRY! ORANGE SO BIG! *eats the orange and steiner along with it*
Freya: ....umm....Quina....you at Steiner.....
Quina: WHAT?! *Quina opens her/his mouth and tries to talk* Skyner? hewo? Gou gown gere?
Freya: ...*rolls her eyes*
~*Meanwhile, in Quina's stomach*~
Steiner: THE PIG ACCEPTS ME!!
Steiner:Pig? ...aw...it go bye-bye...
Steiner:huh..wheres everybody..HELLO? *notices a sign and reads it*
"Welcome to Quina's Stomache Town" ....huh?! What kind of a name is that for a hamburger?!
*Steiner walks around the stomach town*
Steiner: WOW WHATTA BIG TOWN....
~*Meanwhile, outside of Quina's stomache*
Bill: I'M A YELLOW BANANA, DARN IT!! A YELLOW BANANA!!! YOU HEAR ME??? A YELLOW BANANA!
Dr.Donez:ah, reminds me of when i first saw Bill....
Zidane: Hey Dr.Donez*dramatic close-up of Dr.Donez*
Dr.Donez: OUCH!!!! the camera hit my beak! gah! Don't say my name, i don't wanna go through with the close-ups. THEY
INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE I TELL YOU!!!
Zidane:....yeah, yeah, blah, COOOOooool--
...
...
....
......Cloud?
CLooouUUUUUUuuuuDDDdd whheerreee are you?
ummm...cloud?
cloud?
cloud?
HEY CLOUD?!
CLOOOOUUUUUDDDD?!
~*Meanwhile, in a box*~
Cloud:..now...i followed that plastic lawn flamingo in here! where'd it go?
huh...
...
....
what the...
what is that?! ...
gahhhhhhhhhh noooo it's a Evil Rabied Blue Defective Pink Plastic Lawn Flamingo! HEEEELLLPPPPP!!
~*Now back to some of the others*~
Zidane: CLOUD YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY BEANS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!??!?! oh well....
Dr.Donez: there is no time! we must hurry to a town to buy a 1374187382432897487238472187482378 watt lightbulb
to use to replace the sun!
Freya:.....whatever, t-
Amarant: HEY HEY! That's MY line! whateva.....humph...just goes to show ya that--
Freya: let me guess, that you are--
Amarant:AHEM. I'm too cool to buy a 13741873842328974872187482378 watt lightbulb.
Freya: THEN JUST GO AWAY, GO AWAY!
Amarant: I'm too cool to go away...sadly i'll never be cool enough for sporks though..*cries*
Freya:O_o let's just all go now, we need to get Steiner to the hospital...*begins to walk towards wherever they are going*
Freya* C'mon Steiner!
...
...
...steiner!
Aeris:...umm....the knight guy?..um...he got ate by that clown thing, remember?
Quina: I IS NO CLOWN!!!!!! GRRRR!! YOU INSULT QUINA!
Citrus Man: Did thou say, SALT?!?! AGHHHHHHH! KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY CITRUS FRUIT!!
Quina: ..... ....? ?!
Aeris:*begins hitting quina in the stomach with a staff* YOU ATE KNIGHT MAN!YOU NAUGHTY CLOWN THING!
Quina:HEEEEYYYY!! I NO CLOWN THING, I QUINA!
*Aeris keeps on jabbing Quina in the stomache with a staff*
~*meanwhile IN Quina's stomache, again.*~
Steiner: AHHHHHHH THE EARTHWROMS ARE ATTACKING!! NOOOOooooOOOOoooo!
A random person in the town in quina's stomach: NOOOO! it's a tummy-quake!
Steiner: YOU MEAN EARTHQUAKE!!! NO...EARTHWORMQUAKE!! AHHHHHH..
same person again: nooo, it's a tummy-quake!!
Steiner: huh?
person again:look, YOU NEED TO TAKE COVER! THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS!!!
Steiner: HEHehhehehHEHEHEHEHHE loooookiie the walls jiggle like Jello! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEHEHHEHE!
same person: whatever,....*runs his house*
Steiner: WOOP-DE-DOO WEEHooHOOHOO! WEEHOOHOOHOO! WEEHOOHOOHOO!!!! *dances*
~*meanwhile outside of the stomache*~
Quina: QUIT JABBING ME! IT HURT!
Aeris: GAHHH YOU ATE KNIGHT MAN!!!
Freya: Gah...now you need to be tooken to the hospital too Quina...
Zidane: WELL....maybe, not cause Quina might tho-
Freya: ZIDANE! We don't need to know that.
Zidane: BUT...oh..fine...Quina might also po-
Freya: ZIDANE! WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
Zidane: FINE! No cool beans for you!!! Grrr...
Freya:..what ever...*begins to walk towards the town*
*trips on a box*...how'd that get here!?
~*Inside box*~
Cloud:AHHHHhh hhHHhhh earthquake! *a couple of evil rabied blue defective pink plastic lawn flamingos *gasps for air*
land on Cloud* AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
~*out side box*
Freya:..*picks up box* Did this box just...scream?!
Vivi: AHHHHH! H-h-haunted box!!
Freya:...where'd you come from, Vivi? You weren't here just a minute ago.
Vivi:..umm..I-i....I don't know..*adjusts his hat*
AUTHOR: BWAHHAHAHAHAHA! VIVI WAS PUT HERE MAGICALLY BY ME!!
Freya:ohhhh....i see.
AUTHOR:Huh? DO YOU DARE QUESTION MY...AUTHOR-ISH POWERS?!
Freya:uh...no...
AUTHOR: GRRR! I'LL REMEMBER THIS...*winces*...FREYA! *dissapears in pink smoke*
Freya: ooook....that was a bit....weird.
Vivi:.....s-s-s-scary author lady...*shudders*
Freya:O_o;;....don't worry Vivi. I don't think we'll be seeing...AUTHOR...for a while...
Box:*screams*
Freya:hmmm...can't figure out why this box is screaming...
Aeris: OH! OH! CAN I HIT IT WITH MY STAFF?!?
Freya:umm...ok.
Aeris: YAY!!! *begins hitting box with staff*
~*inside box*~
Cloud: OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
~*out side box*~
*box breaks and Cloud falls out, knocked out, along with some...Evil Rabied Blue Defective Pink Plastic Lawn Flamingos,
which are also knocked out.*
Aeris: OHHHH! A PERSON! umm...i'll call him...umm...*thinks*...Fluffy!
Yuffie:....that's Cloud.
Aeris:FLUFFY!
Yuffie: That's CLOUD.
Aeris: FLUFFY CLOUD! *giggles*
Yuffie:...erm...ok....HEY! when are we gonna get to town? I can't wait to steal some mat....erm...
i can't wait for us to get to the hospital! yeah...um so steiner can be better!
Aeris: knight man...
Freya:*looks at Cloud* oh dear....another person to take to the hospital....
Aeris:FLUFFY.
Freya: NOOOooO....Cloud.
Aeris: ...grr..FLUFFY!
Amarant:whateva.
Aeris: YARNHAIR..bwhahahha..
Amarant: ....i'm to cool for yarnhair.
Aeris: hey...whatever happened to that masked bird, strange bug, that fat guy, and that bird on a carpet?
Freya:...you mean Dr.Donez, Fred, Mario..erm...Citrus Man, and Bill?
Aeris: ...uhh....yeeeeah..
Zidane: I PUT THEM IN A BOX!!! BWAHHAHAHAH COOL-
Cloud: -*in very soft voice*..b..eans.....*is knocked out still*
Freya: what the...
Zidane:*holds up a box. shouting is heard from within the box*
Freya: you should really let them out of that box, Zidane.
Zidane:.........aw...do i have to?
Freya: You should. do it. let them out.
Quina: Me want to eat box..looks yummie...*drools*
~*In Quina's stomache*~
Steiner:*hugs a spork while staring at anyone that walks by*
MY SPORK!MINE! IT'S MIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
~*Wherever Kuja Is*~
Kuja:*walks out of a Clothes shop. wearing a *NEW* frilly,fluffy, pink dress*
hum-de-dum, yay new dress! now i must get revenge on the sign! Then figure out where Sephiroth's house is....
yes...first i shall get revenge on that sign that says "Sepiroth's Hideout ------"
*looks up at the sky* oooohhh...that cloud looks like a---AHHHHHHHHH! A BEE! A BEE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *a bee is about to
stign Kuja* *falls in a mud puddle*
NOOOOOOO!!!!! MY DRESS! MY NEW PINK FRILLY FLUFFY DRESS! GAHHH! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU! MUD PUDDLE AND...
surely that was no normal human bee!...gah...EVIL DEATH BEE! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE...on the BEES...bwahhahhahahahaha
*goes even more insane then before*
...hmm...hey...that sounds like a show i watches once! THIS PROVES BEES ARE.....EVILE...erm..EVIL! MOWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
MOOWAHAHAHAHAH KWE HE HE HEHEHE I'LL GET YOU, BEES!
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thus concludes part 5. Part 6 coming soon. will be writing from insaness that came from eating....a can of frosting!
O_o;; I have no clue of why i ate a can of frosting, so don't ask.
*ahem* NEXT TIME IN THIS STORY...erm..or stuff to expect to see sometime...
Next i will put in some characters that i haven't put in here at all yet(hmm..isn't there only one...or two?) and
one's that haven't been in the story for a little while. Next part will have some the-eating-of-frosting-rusults
in it, which will include....a show called...'SUPER SNAIL'! ...bwahhahahahahahahhahahha! i'm sure it's confusing adding
MORE characters such as Dr.Donez,Bill,Fred,and Mario..erm..Citrus Man. so...WHY NOT! BWAHHAHAHA I'LL CONFUSE YOU ALL WITH..
confusidnessness....bwahahahhahaha...and that's a word now! i say so! :D *ahem* also...sometime.....
Dr.Donez Journey to the Sun To replace the 'burnt out lightbulb', what Garnet's been up to, and um..*thinks*...umm...some
other stuff sometime too....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE ALMIGHT AUTH-erm....BWHAHAHA! *dissapears in green smoke*
no one can know my ...secret...that i am the AUTH--erm...someone!
Citrus Man: ORANGE OF DOOOOOOOOMMMMM! *hits readers with a very large orange.*
me: HEY, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! GET BACK IN THAT BOX ZIDANE PUT YOU IN!
Citrus Man:....ok....*slowly heads towards the box* Citrus Man shall destroy the evil box with the powers of
lemon,lime, and orange......*mumble mumble*
me:HURRY. GO. GET. SKAT.
Citrus Man: ok. i'm going...i'm going...ORANGE OF DOOM! BWAHHAHAHAHAH
me:*gets hit by the 'ORANGE OF DOOM'* *mumbles something from under the orange*
let's see...*everytime a name is said in the disclaimer a picture pops up of that character* Let's see...
i don't own...Mario, Vivi, Bowser, Freya, Amarant, Vincent, Red 13, Quina, Eiko, Zidane, Kuja, Garnet, Sephiroth, Cloud,
Barret, Tifa, Aeries, cait sith, cid, any other ff9 or 7 characters i might have missed, or Citrus Man(find out:P),
Dr.Donez(a tweeter from super mario bro.s 2), Bill the Extra Guy(a pidget from SMB2),
or Fred the Spanyard(its a bugsy from Kirby, w/ a diff name).
Citrus Man-Fred the spanyard- characters offa the site www.smbhq.com/nc ...you should really go there too! ;P read the comix
and find out who all them characters are. ) Also i don't
own the Earth, Math, the Universe, your nextdoor nieghbor's house, or a horse.
Warning: this part probably makes the least scence yet. If you've read through all 5 parts now, then, this probably
has caused insaneness.
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~~* Kuja, in front of where Sephiroth's house is*~~
Kuja: *stares at the sign that says " Sephiroth's Hideout" with an arrow pointing to the house* uhhhhh....man, this is
way to confusing! WHERE IS SEPHIROTH I MOST KNOW!??!?! *punches the sign* STUPID SIGN YOUR NOT HELPING ME AT ALL!! WHY
DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE SEPHIROTH IS?!?! AGHHHH! *kick sign, stubs toe, falls down in mud* NO MY DRESS! I GOT MUD ON MY
DRESS! grrr....this is your fault, you sign, you! I shall get my revenge! *skips off*
~~*Where mostly everyone else is...*~~
Cloud: *Walks by*
Barret:*stops discoing* Cloud? DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK?
Cloud: uh yeah...
Barret: even math homework?
Cloud: uhhh......huh? what? math homework? there was none.
Barret: There is now. Now i'd like you to answer these TWO math problems, 1) 1+1=? 2) 4-1=?
Cloud: *writes down the problems and sits down* uhh...let's see...1+1...no problem...uhhhh...maybe it's "Cool Beans"?
no..uhh...11? hmmm....pst, Zidane.
Zidane:*walks over to Cloud* What?
Cloud: What's 1+1?
Zidane: Uhhh...hmmm...now that's a good question! hmm...well i don't know how you expect me to know, that's like,
the hardest question i have ever seen! You'd have to be the smartest person on Earth to know the answer.
Amarant: I'm too cool to know the answer. But i'll NEVER be cool enough for sporks!!
Quina:*walks by* awwww....i was hoping you buy painted spork, but guess you won't....
*runs back to where s/he has the painted
sporks*
Steiner: *Grabs a spork with a red super hero cape-SUPER SPORK!* WHOOSH GO SUPER SPORK GO WHOOOOSH! uh-oh look it's
the evil twin of sporks-THE FOONS! AHHHH and they brought a bowl of Mummy's Chilie! AHHHHh! we need the special
chibi spork to be able to eat the chilie without getting gas!
*Everyone stares at Steiner*
Aeris:*whispers to Tifa* Uhh...maybe we should take that knight person to the hospital...
Tifa:*whispers* probably. But not the one we have been going to. A different one. The one clear across town, oppisite
side of the other hospital....let's go. *motions with her hands for anyone else to follow*
HEY...STEINER, GET OVER HERE, WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU IF YOU FOLLOW US...
Steiner: AH, the chibi spork! At long last....i shall get the chibi spork! *drools* *sniffs bottom of shoe* MMM
SMELL THAT BOTTOM OF SHOEYNESS.
*And so, some characters come along with Tifa and Aeris, to take steiner to the hospital on the other side of the town.
GASP! will they make it? I hear that side of town is DANGEROUS. bwahahahaha...(?)*
Yuffie:*talks to self* BUWAHUHUHUHUHUHU! now is my chance...to get materia!!
Steiner: *in high-pitched voice* I AM SAILOR SPORK!
and foons.........AND IN THE NAME OF SPORKS, I SHALL PUNISH YOU!
Freya: ;;-_- let's get him to the hospital and QUICK.
*suddenly a warp appears. a fat plumber and a few other characters appear. the plumber falls on top of Steiner*
Steiner: Mummy i find da evil suntan lotion plans....*sticks out tounge*
Mario: Its-a-me-a, Mario!
Fred The Spanyard: yeah yeah, blah, *imatating Mario* Itsa-me-a, Stupid ! (*Note; for those that don't know,(im guessing
many readers here, have not been to www.smbhq.com/nc before, so...) Fred and Bill don't like Mario.)
Bill The Extra Guy: NO MARIO HAS FOLLOWED US!
Dr.Donez: *holds up a shoe* BWAHAHAHHAHAHA I STOLE JAY REESOP'S OTHER SHOE!! Now Jay Reesop won't have the destruction
of the $100,000 piramid!
Dr.Donez: *hangs a sign around his neck that says "ASK Me, DR.DONEZ!(insert a dramatic close-up of dr.donez pic here) a
question! Open from 13478128347091278347123-3487129048128499 am pm dusk central noon!"*
Cid: WHAT THE *@&#$*@^#@#!!! WHO THE #&($^*@$#^&*@^*& ARE THEY?!
Fred The Spanyard: Just call me Fred...
Bill the extra guy: And just call me Bill.
Dr.Donez: I am, DR.DONEZ! *dramatic close-up of Dr.Donez* Oiy, those close-ups give me headaches.
Mario: Itsa-me-a Mario, number 1!
Aeris: *has an urge to hit steiner in the head...or helmet, since thats covering his head, wonder if we were to take
stiener's helmet off, if he'd be bald?)* *attempts to hit steiner with her staff,but hits mario instead. Mario faints*
Mario:*wakes up* ouchies..
Aeris: OOPS...uhh..you ok..uh...whats-your-name..uhhh...Mario?
Mario: HUH? Who's this Mario you speak of? ...i am..CITRUS MAN!!!!
Steiner: CITRUS MAN CITRUS MAN!!! CAN I HAVE AN ORANGE THAT IS BLUE?
Citrus Man: no. you can have an orange that is orange. Thou be insultive by calling orange blue.
Stiener: What?*words such as thou and insultive confuse him*
Steiner: *sailor moon pose* I AM SAILOR SPORK! BWAHAHAHAHA *attacks a 'foon'* DIE FOON DIE!
Citrus Man: Foon? WHERE?!?! Using the powers of oranges,limes, and lemons, i shall defeat all evil!
Dr.Donez: Riiight...hey now....ANY ONE WANT ASK ME A QUESTION ANYONE?!
Steiner: ohhhh question! I hold all power of the sporkdom! BWAHHAHAHAHHA! now, Dr.Donez...uhh...If my nose itches,
pie=square?
Dr.Donez: Only if your mom failed..uhh...cooking school, and can't bake circle pies.
Steiner: 14789739127837891423124734771284332147831274812 = wheuarha jerase,n,rsme,rams?
Dr.Donez: WHAT?!! WHATS THAT YOU SAY? THE COCONUTS ARE MIGRATING THIS WAY AND OUR OUT TO GET ME?!*hides in a toilet*
Fred:*see's something snoring* SHUT UP! *uses 'deathly deathray of deathly deathness' on whatever was snoring*
Freya:*mumbles* everythings wierd...everything....everything...can't anything ever be normal?
Cloud: Dr.Donez, what's 1+1? i need to know for math home---er forget i ever said that. Now, what's 1+1?
Dr.Donez: Buy Dr.Donez's Book of Love, only $39.00!!
Cloud: O_o ??? *scratches head* I don't understand...o well....
Citrus Man: CITRUS FROOOOOOTTT POOOOWWEEERRRSS!! *throws citrus fruits at everyone*
Aeris: OW THAT GOT IN MY EYE! AHHH IT BUUURRRNNSS, IT BURNS...
*Wario appears*
Wario: WARIO?!?! Whose that? I am..CHEESE KILLER!
Freya: ahhhh somebody shoot me this is wacko!
A gun: ok--
Freya: No, don't take that seriously!
AUTHOR: OK, hold on, hold on, get out of my fan fic, 'A gun'. You don't belong here. You're gonna ruin
the fic.
A gun:....*leaves*
AUTHOR: Better. *disapears in purple smoke*
Mar...er..Citrus Man: CHEESE KILLER!??!? Could it be...my evil twin!?
War...er..Cheese Killer: YES IT BE I!! BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
*And so Ma....Citrus Man, and W...Cheese Killer yell at each other, have a fight, fall off a cliff, eat some cheese,
and throw a party. then the fight again...*
LATER....
*At night time*
Freya: Man, we've been walking FOREVER and still arn't there...
Steiner: IT DARK....DR.DONEZ I THINK SUN GO OUT. SUN GO BYE-BYE LIGHT....
Dr.Donez: OH MY! YOU ARE ABSOULUTLY CORRECT....the...the...GASP!...the sun's lightbulb is....
burnt out! hurry, people, hurry! Find me a 328478912747238572497437589237490854987389 watt
lightbulb!
*Steier hands him a brick*
Steiner: *smiles* WED BAWWOON!
Dr.Donez: eh...i need a lightbulb not a...balloon....*coughbrickcough*
Steiner: ...I NEED A RED BALLOON!!!!
Bill: UMMMM....it's called nightime not the sun being--
Steiner: RED BALLOON!
Citrus Man: What? Hast you dared to insult Citrus Man?
Citrus Man: ORANGE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Steiner:OOOHHH DA SUN IS FALLING THE SUN IS FALLING!
*Steiner then gets hit by the ORANGE OF DOOM.*
Steiner:*under orange*
Citrus Man: ORANGE OF DOOM!
*Bill the Extra Guy then get's hit by the ORANGE OF DOOM*
Bill:*Begins to fly around with orange peels on his head* I'M A YELLOW BANANA!!!
*Quina Rushes by* WHO WOULD LIKE TO BUY SPORK?! LOVELY PAINTED SPO- FOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!! *looks at the orange steiner
is under and drools* ME SO HUNGRY! ORANGE SO BIG! *eats the orange and steiner along with it*
Freya: ....umm....Quina....you at Steiner.....
Quina: WHAT?! *Quina opens her/his mouth and tries to talk* Skyner? hewo? Gou gown gere?
Freya: ...*rolls her eyes*
~*Meanwhile, in Quina's stomach*~
Steiner: THE PIG ACCEPTS ME!!
Steiner:Pig? ...aw...it go bye-bye...
Steiner:huh..wheres everybody..HELLO? *notices a sign and reads it*
"Welcome to Quina's Stomache Town" ....huh?! What kind of a name is that for a hamburger?!
*Steiner walks around the stomach town*
Steiner: WOW WHATTA BIG TOWN....
~*Meanwhile, outside of Quina's stomache*
Bill: I'M A YELLOW BANANA, DARN IT!! A YELLOW BANANA!!! YOU HEAR ME??? A YELLOW BANANA!
Dr.Donez:ah, reminds me of when i first saw Bill....
Zidane: Hey Dr.Donez*dramatic close-up of Dr.Donez*
Dr.Donez: OUCH!!!! the camera hit my beak! gah! Don't say my name, i don't wanna go through with the close-ups. THEY
INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE I TELL YOU!!!
Zidane:....yeah, yeah, blah, COOOOooool--
...
...
....
......Cloud?
CLooouUUUUUUuuuuDDDdd whheerreee are you?
ummm...cloud?
cloud?
cloud?
HEY CLOUD?!
CLOOOOUUUUUDDDD?!
~*Meanwhile, in a box*~
Cloud:..now...i followed that plastic lawn flamingo in here! where'd it go?
huh...
...
....
what the...
what is that?! ...
gahhhhhhhhhh noooo it's a Evil Rabied Blue Defective Pink Plastic Lawn Flamingo! HEEEELLLPPPPP!!
~*Now back to some of the others*~
Zidane: CLOUD YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY BEANS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!??!?! oh well....
Dr.Donez: there is no time! we must hurry to a town to buy a 1374187382432897487238472187482378 watt lightbulb
to use to replace the sun!
Freya:.....whatever, t-
Amarant: HEY HEY! That's MY line! whateva.....humph...just goes to show ya that--
Freya: let me guess, that you are--
Amarant:AHEM. I'm too cool to buy a 13741873842328974872187482378 watt lightbulb.
Freya: THEN JUST GO AWAY, GO AWAY!
Amarant: I'm too cool to go away...sadly i'll never be cool enough for sporks though..*cries*
Freya:O_o let's just all go now, we need to get Steiner to the hospital...*begins to walk towards wherever they are going*
Freya* C'mon Steiner!
...
...
...steiner!
Aeris:...umm....the knight guy?..um...he got ate by that clown thing, remember?
Quina: I IS NO CLOWN!!!!!! GRRRR!! YOU INSULT QUINA!
Citrus Man: Did thou say, SALT?!?! AGHHHHHHH! KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY CITRUS FRUIT!!
Quina: ..... ....? ?!
Aeris:*begins hitting quina in the stomach with a staff* YOU ATE KNIGHT MAN!YOU NAUGHTY CLOWN THING!
Quina:HEEEEYYYY!! I NO CLOWN THING, I QUINA!
*Aeris keeps on jabbing Quina in the stomache with a staff*
~*meanwhile IN Quina's stomache, again.*~
Steiner: AHHHHHHH THE EARTHWROMS ARE ATTACKING!! NOOOOooooOOOOoooo!
A random person in the town in quina's stomach: NOOOO! it's a tummy-quake!
Steiner: YOU MEAN EARTHQUAKE!!! NO...EARTHWORMQUAKE!! AHHHHHH..
same person again: nooo, it's a tummy-quake!!
Steiner: huh?
person again:look, YOU NEED TO TAKE COVER! THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS!!!
Steiner: HEHehhehehHEHEHEHEHHE loooookiie the walls jiggle like Jello! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEHEHHEHE!
same person: whatever,....*runs his house*
Steiner: WOOP-DE-DOO WEEHooHOOHOO! WEEHOOHOOHOO! WEEHOOHOOHOO!!!! *dances*
~*meanwhile outside of the stomache*~
Quina: QUIT JABBING ME! IT HURT!
Aeris: GAHHH YOU ATE KNIGHT MAN!!!
Freya: Gah...now you need to be tooken to the hospital too Quina...
Zidane: WELL....maybe, not cause Quina might tho-
Freya: ZIDANE! We don't need to know that.
Zidane: BUT...oh..fine...Quina might also po-
Freya: ZIDANE! WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
Zidane: FINE! No cool beans for you!!! Grrr...
Freya:..what ever...*begins to walk towards the town*
*trips on a box*...how'd that get here!?
~*Inside box*~
Cloud:AHHHHhh hhHHhhh earthquake! *a couple of evil rabied blue defective pink plastic lawn flamingos *gasps for air*
land on Cloud* AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
~*out side box*
Freya:..*picks up box* Did this box just...scream?!
Vivi: AHHHHH! H-h-haunted box!!
Freya:...where'd you come from, Vivi? You weren't here just a minute ago.
Vivi:..umm..I-i....I don't know..*adjusts his hat*
AUTHOR: BWAHHAHAHAHAHA! VIVI WAS PUT HERE MAGICALLY BY ME!!
Freya:ohhhh....i see.
AUTHOR:Huh? DO YOU DARE QUESTION MY...AUTHOR-ISH POWERS?!
Freya:uh...no...
AUTHOR: GRRR! I'LL REMEMBER THIS...*winces*...FREYA! *dissapears in pink smoke*
Freya: ooook....that was a bit....weird.
Vivi:.....s-s-s-scary author lady...*shudders*
Freya:O_o;;....don't worry Vivi. I don't think we'll be seeing...AUTHOR...for a while...
Box:*screams*
Freya:hmmm...can't figure out why this box is screaming...
Aeris: OH! OH! CAN I HIT IT WITH MY STAFF?!?
Freya:umm...ok.
Aeris: YAY!!! *begins hitting box with staff*
~*inside box*~
Cloud: OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
~*out side box*~
*box breaks and Cloud falls out, knocked out, along with some...Evil Rabied Blue Defective Pink Plastic Lawn Flamingos,
which are also knocked out.*
Aeris: OHHHH! A PERSON! umm...i'll call him...umm...*thinks*...Fluffy!
Yuffie:....that's Cloud.
Aeris:FLUFFY!
Yuffie: That's CLOUD.
Aeris: FLUFFY CLOUD! *giggles*
Yuffie:...erm...ok....HEY! when are we gonna get to town? I can't wait to steal some mat....erm...
i can't wait for us to get to the hospital! yeah...um so steiner can be better!
Aeris: knight man...
Freya:*looks at Cloud* oh dear....another person to take to the hospital....
Aeris:FLUFFY.
Freya: NOOOooO....Cloud.
Aeris: ...grr..FLUFFY!
Amarant:whateva.
Aeris: YARNHAIR..bwhahahha..
Amarant: ....i'm to cool for yarnhair.
Aeris: hey...whatever happened to that masked bird, strange bug, that fat guy, and that bird on a carpet?
Freya:...you mean Dr.Donez, Fred, Mario..erm...Citrus Man, and Bill?
Aeris: ...uhh....yeeeeah..
Zidane: I PUT THEM IN A BOX!!! BWAHHAHAHAH COOL-
Cloud: -*in very soft voice*..b..eans.....*is knocked out still*
Freya: what the...
Zidane:*holds up a box. shouting is heard from within the box*
Freya: you should really let them out of that box, Zidane.
Zidane:.........aw...do i have to?
Freya: You should. do it. let them out.
Quina: Me want to eat box..looks yummie...*drools*
~*In Quina's stomache*~
Steiner:*hugs a spork while staring at anyone that walks by*
MY SPORK!MINE! IT'S MIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
~*Wherever Kuja Is*~
Kuja:*walks out of a Clothes shop. wearing a *NEW* frilly,fluffy, pink dress*
hum-de-dum, yay new dress! now i must get revenge on the sign! Then figure out where Sephiroth's house is....
yes...first i shall get revenge on that sign that says "Sepiroth's Hideout ------"
*looks up at the sky* oooohhh...that cloud looks like a---AHHHHHHHHH! A BEE! A BEE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *a bee is about to
stign Kuja* *falls in a mud puddle*
NOOOOOOO!!!!! MY DRESS! MY NEW PINK FRILLY FLUFFY DRESS! GAHHH! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU! MUD PUDDLE AND...
surely that was no normal human bee!...gah...EVIL DEATH BEE! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE...on the BEES...bwahhahhahahahaha
*goes even more insane then before*
...hmm...hey...that sounds like a show i watches once! THIS PROVES BEES ARE.....EVILE...erm..EVIL! MOWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
MOOWAHAHAHAHAH KWE HE HE HEHEHE I'LL GET YOU, BEES!
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thus concludes part 5. Part 6 coming soon. will be writing from insaness that came from eating....a can of frosting!
O_o;; I have no clue of why i ate a can of frosting, so don't ask.
*ahem* NEXT TIME IN THIS STORY...erm..or stuff to expect to see sometime...
Next i will put in some characters that i haven't put in here at all yet(hmm..isn't there only one...or two?) and
one's that haven't been in the story for a little while. Next part will have some the-eating-of-frosting-rusults
in it, which will include....a show called...'SUPER SNAIL'! ...bwahhahahahahahahhahahha! i'm sure it's confusing adding
MORE characters such as Dr.Donez,Bill,Fred,and Mario..erm..Citrus Man. so...WHY NOT! BWAHHAHAHA I'LL CONFUSE YOU ALL WITH..
confusidnessness....bwahahahhahaha...and that's a word now! i say so! :D *ahem* also...sometime.....
Dr.Donez Journey to the Sun To replace the 'burnt out lightbulb', what Garnet's been up to, and um..*thinks*...umm...some
other stuff sometime too....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE ALMIGHT AUTH-erm....BWHAHAHA! *dissapears in green smoke*
no one can know my ...secret...that i am the AUTH--erm...someone!
Citrus Man: ORANGE OF DOOOOOOOOMMMMM! *hits readers with a very large orange.*
me: HEY, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! GET BACK IN THAT BOX ZIDANE PUT YOU IN!
Citrus Man:....ok....*slowly heads towards the box* Citrus Man shall destroy the evil box with the powers of
lemon,lime, and orange......*mumble mumble*
me:HURRY. GO. GET. SKAT.
Citrus Man: ok. i'm going...i'm going...ORANGE OF DOOM! BWAHHAHAHAHAH
me:*gets hit by the 'ORANGE OF DOOM'* *mumbles something from under the orange*