Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Yes it's been a bazillion years now, but i've finally have made part 6. I know
i said it would be put up soon. But. uh. I guess i'm just lazy. YAY!!! wait..not yay....but at least i've got it up now.
And this is just written, by, er, insaneness not from eating a can of frosting, since that was SO long ago.
If anyone will even find my story now...it's got to be like way in back of all the ff storys now...oh well. whatever...
Disclaimer:I..I...I OWN NOTHING!!! NOTHING I TELL YA! NOOOOTHHHHIIIINNNNGGG! well..wait...
......
..........NOTHING!!!!!*gets dragged away once again*
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~~* And so....uh...the characters are...walking..and will...walking...and walking. On to the hospital! *~~
Zidane: NEVER!! NEVER!! I'm not taking them out of the box. hmph...
Freya: Zidane! Come on! You should.
Zidane:nooo....lemme think....no...*throws the box*
Dr.Donez(from inside box):IEEEEEEEE!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Quina:Where did box go?? *squish*
Freya: Great...
Quina: Oops? I squish box...
Freya: Uhhh..let's get away from here, quickly...
*Everybody walks suspisously fast, pretending that never happened*
Zidane:....Wahhh!!*trips*...who put this big box here??
Yuffie: ......acctually thats a...
Zidane: I KNOW what i am talking about! *bangs on the..'box'* HELLO???
*it opens*
Vincent: Go away...
Zidane:*yells loudly* HEY!!! WHO ARE YOU??? IM ZIDANE!!!
Vincent: I'm Vincent...and i want to go back to sleep.
Zidane: Cool Beans! Vincent!
Yuffie: Hi Vincent.
Vincent: Hi Yuffie. And Bye. *goes back into his coffin*
Zidane: ...hmm....let's take him with us!!! *tries to drag the coffin* ....*seconds later* arg! too heavy. I give up.
*kicks the coffin* Stupid box!
Vincent:*pops out* What?? Are you calling me a stupid box?? Why you...i oughta....oh well..forget it.*goes back in coffin*
Zidane:...Ahh! *runs way ahead of everyone and bumps into something* ..YAY...i mean, Ouch!
hmm.....its a sign!! I'll read it!! ..uhm...ok....uh...
...i think it says...'Hop still' ....huh? Wierd. How do you hop, and be still???
Freya: Wait...no, Zidane that says Hospital!!
We've made it!
Yuffie:.....yes! Let's see what mat....err....*mumbles to self* Let's see what materia i can find to steal at
THIS hospital...
Freya: and while we're here, we'll stop at that store next door to get you hooked on phonics...
Zidane:Yay! hoocked oun fonix!
Freya: ...
*They go inside the hospital and walk up the the front desk*
Person at desk: What do YOU want?
Freya: ....well..*points to Quina* Quina here ate--
Aeris: Knight Man!!
Freya:...and then--
Aeris: FLUFFY!!!
Freya:..*cough*CLOUD*cough* is knocked out...
Person at desk: Ok. Um. We'll take them to room 1,234,315,233,432. *pushes a button and a small robot appears*
Take them *dramaticly points to Cloud and Quina* To room 1,234,315,233,432!!!
Robot:Oh Okay Dokay!! *zooms away with them*
...uhhh....what room was it again?
*goes on to go to room # 1,234.*
Freya:well, lets sit down and wait...
*they all sit down*
Yuffie: hehehehehe!!! *stares at a bowl of...materia?...at the front desk* I gotta get over there and take all of that
materia!
*face looks pale*
nooo! some...some kid just...ATE SOME OF IT!!! *runs up there* I better take what's left before some other insane person
eats the materia!!!! Kids these days! There INSANE!!!!! *grabs the 'materia'*
Person at Desk: Hey! You!! Put that back! You can't have ALL of the candy.
Yuffie:...JUST WATCH ME!! I CAN HAVE ALL THE.......candy?? what?? not again...*sigh* *puts all the candy back and sits
back down*
*hours later...*
*a Doctor walks out with Cloud,Steiner and Quina*
Doctor: Here are your friends.
Freya: Good, we've gotten this tooken care of now..
Steiner:MOO!! Today is friday! I am a monkey!
Freya:*Sigh* ok, he's still acting..odd. But at least he's not in Quina's stomache anymore.
Quina: I hungry...
Zidane:Oh!! I know exactly who can help us!! Who can make steiner better!!
Freya:*sigh* who?
Zidane:*takes out a cell phone*
Aeris: ooh. is that yours??
Zidane:*shrugs* I dunno. I found it in his coat pocket. *points to some guy* *dails a number*
Guy:Hey!! That's my cell phone!!
Dr.Donez: *answers phone* Hello? This is the *BRILLIANT* Dr.Donez speaking! What do you want?
Zidane: Well...
Fred: Dr.D, what are you doing??
Dr.Donez: Shh, Fred, quiet. Can't you see that i'm on the phone??
Fred: But...your standing right next to the person your talking to!!
Dr.D:SHHH!! i'm trying to talk here!
Fred:...Hey, Zidane. Why don't you just talk to dr.d? He's right next to you.
Zidane: huh?
Fred:...arg. uh, He'll call you back later! *hangs up Zidane's phone*
Zidane: ....ooooh i get it...*yells really loudly* HEY, DR.DONEZ!*close up*
Dr.D:....what? Could you say that again?
Zidane: *talks normally* um. i said Hey, Dr.Donez!*close up*
Dr.D:...sorry, i can't hear a word your saying...
Fred: Look, you made him deaf!
Zidane: No I didn't. He looks alive to me...
Fred: ARG. Deaf not death. Deaf as in he can't hear now, not death as in dead.
Freya: Wait a minute....How did you guys get here? ....i mean...THE BOX YOU WERE IN WAS SQUISHED!!!!
YOU CANT BE HERE!!
Bill:Huh?? Oh. That's must of been our stunt doubles.
Cloud: Cool Beans! ...uh..what are stunt doubles?
Bill: You don't know?? well....Never mind that then.
Citrus Man: *stares over at Steiner* Be you friend or foe?
Steiner:........*blink*
Citrus man: Are you againest the citrus way?!
Steiner: mooooooo??????
Citrus Man: You fiend! Mocking the citrus way, eh?
well...
Fred:...
Bill: Well...we must be going. *mumble* Before Mario causes trouble.
Dr.Donez: Wait, i never got to replace the sun's lightbulb yet though!!!!!!
Fred:*rolls eyes* Look outside. ITS LIGHT OUT. See? You don't need to change the lightbulb!!
Dr.Donez:...huh? Who changed the sun's lightbulb...? Why!
That evil tweeter #1 beating me to replacing the suns lightbulb! grrrrr!
Bill:uh, Bye!!...Extra Warp!*Bill,Fred,Dr.Donez, and Mari....er...Citrus Man dissapear*
~~*Somewhere outside the hospital*~~
*warp*
Bill: Well, we're home!!
...eh....wait....
Fred: huh? We only warped to outside the hospital!! Bill! Learn to use that move better!!
Dr.Donez: oh my...
Bill:oops. sorry...
Fred: You better get us outta here now Bill.
I just KNOW that i am missing something good on C-SPAN.
~~*Inside the hospital*~~
Freya: Well let's just leave now..
Steiner:*runs out the doors* WHOOOOSHHHHHH!!!
*everyone else just walks out the doors*
Steiner:GASP!! *points to something shadowed in the alley by the hospital*
It's...SHOWDOWY FIGURE!! dun dun dun...and I am..SHADOWY FIGURE'S MINI ONION!
Cloud:Don't you mean minion?
Zidane: Where'd you get Mini Onoin come from?? Plus...that's just a trash can.
Stiener:...
*lid falls off of trash can*
SHADOWY FIGURE HAS SPOKEN!!
Freya:...
Steiner: Obey the shadowy figure!!
Amarant: I'm too cool to obey a trash can.
Steiner: It's not a trash can!! It's...
OOOHH!!! I WANNA GO THERE!!! *runs towards a large store. A grocery store*
Aeris: ooh...where did that come from? I don't remember there ever being a LARGE store here.
Freya:...we better follow him!
Zidane: Cool
Cloud: Beans!!
Zidane and Cloud: A cool looking store!!!
~~*Meanwhile at the dress shop once again...*~~
Kuja: I must by a NEW dress! Then get my revenge on that stupid sign and the bees!
now let's see....*picks out the fluffiest softest pink dress he can find* ooh!! i must buy this!!
*buys the dress and skips out of the dress shop* tra la la la tra la la la tra la la la la LAAAA...
*goes into a weapon shop* *buys a lazer gun* MWAHAHAhhehah kewhwhahhahhahahaheheheahekahekaheakehahekeh
*insane evil twisted laughter*
~~*At that large grocery store*~~
Freya: Ok..finding Steiner should be no problem...Can't be too many isles here, right?
...right...?
......AHHHHHHHHH!! there's hundreds of isles here! Well he couldn't have gotten too far yet...
we should split up or something.
Zidane:Ooh! i'll go with cloud!
Freya: Ok..I'm not so sure that's such a good idea, but go ahead, and try not to get lost.
Cloud:let's go find the beans isle, Zidane!
Zidane: sounds like...cool beans!!! Let's go!!
Cloud:uhh...which way is it??
Zidane: I dunno....let's go to the left!! It looks like a good way to go...
Freya: And this is exactly why...
*Cloud and Zidane end up in the dairy isle*
Cloud:..this sure doesn't LOOK like the beans isle...
Zidane: or..smell like the beans isle....
Cloud:hmm..then it could only be one thing.... and thats...
Cloud&Zidane:NOT THE BEANS ISLE!! noooooo!! EVIL!!!
Zidane:..hmm..*picks up a package of cheese* cheese!!!!!
Cloud: Behold, the power of cheeeeeese!
Zidane:*looks at the label* "Who Cut the Cheesy Cheese?(tm)" ....huh? What a weird name for cheese. *throws the cheese*
*it hits someone* oopsies!
Barret: What foo hit me with this cheese???
Zidane:EEEPP!!!
Cloud:AHHHH!!
Zidane:wait...
Cloud:it's....
Barret: Yes it is. It is Barret! What yo' foos doing here?
Zidane: Steiner ran in here! and we have to find him!
Barret: Oh.
Cloud:whatcha doing here?
Barret: Buying some milk. You guys shouldn't leave here without buying a carton of milk either!
Cloud:why not?
Barret:...I pity the fool that doesn't buy some milk. Milk is good fo' you.
Zidane: Say...are you really..Mr.T?? are you secretly Mr.T???? huh huh huh??
Barret: Who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: Don't be silly, foo'. Now i demand you buy some milk!
Cloud: oh ok, ok....sheesh...*grabs some cartons of milk*
Zidane: I bet your Mr.T's identical twin Barret! Cool beans!
~~*Back to Kuja....*~~
Kuja:ah, we meet again...you...SIGN!!!!! *takes out the lazer gun he bought earlier and
laughs evilly in a kooky way* I...i shall get my revenge on you!! If you want to live, you better tell
me where Septhiroth is!
....
....
....well?? Don't just sit there doing nothing!!
and stop telling me "Sephiroth's Hideout ------"
that's not helping me!!! I need to know where Sephiroth's hideout is, and that doesn't tell me anything!
~~*back to Freya...*~~
Freya: Ok, I guess I'll be going with you Amarant.
Amarant: But I'm too cool to go with YOU.
Freya:ARG!!! I don't care!! I don't care that you're to cool for EVERYTHING! sheesh.
Now let's just go find Steiner!!
Quina: Who I go with??????? No leave Quina alone!!!!
Aeris:HELLOOOOOOOO I'm still here!
Quina: oh. What?! NOT YOU!!!!! Quina so insulted!
Freya: Where's Vivi...? Wasn't he with us too??
Aeris: What?? What's wrong with me?
Quina: hmph.
Freya: Oh well, I'm sure we'll find him too...Let's go Amarant.
Amarant: I'm to cool to...*SMACK*
Freya:shuddup.
Quina: I so hungry...*begins to eat nearby food*
~*meanwhile...*~
Vivi:*runs around in circles shouting* SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!! *eats a bag of sugar* MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHhAHAHAHAHAHHA!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! SU-SU-SUGAR!!!!! W-Wheeeeee! *runs into a toilet paper display knocking it over* HEEHEEHEE!
OOOOOO! T-T-TV!!! *stops to watch a nearby tv*
TV: *dun dun dun* The Super Snail Show!
*theme song plays, then the show starts*
*the scene is that a huge evil bendy straw is attacking a city*
people:*unenthusiastically* ahh. help. a evil straw that's bendy....oh. no. who will save us.
some random person: We must get Super Snail! Hurry! The snail signal!!
other random person:*turns on a flash light and a snail shape appears*
....*in the forest...1 mile away...*
Super Snail: The snail signal! The city's in trouble! I must save them!
Super Snail Speed!!!!!!!! *Zooom! the snail takes off! er, i said ZOOOM!! THE SNAIL GOES AT THE SPEED OF--oh...right...*
*later...*
Super Snail: Super Snail is here to save the day!!
*the city is destroyed*
Vivi: w-w-wow! Super S-S-snail s-saved the d-d-day!!! HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE! *eats MORE sugary stuff*
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wow. oooh. ahhh. Maybe there'll be a part 7 soon! (translates into-
29807349872984793289238947238930723089742098 years from now)
And remember kidies, Bill,Fred,Dr.D,and Citrus Man are from www.smbhq.com/nc and i do not own them.
And remember silly rabbits, trix are for kids!
Now, gather 'round it's story--er--question time! meh!
Will they ever find Steiner in the store?
Will Steiner ever be normal?
Well anyone ever know what happened to Garnet?
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?!
Why is Vivi eating sugar and running around hyperly?
..wait...well that's 'cause he ate sugar, and he ate sugar because..uhh..he ate sugar. yeah. I'm smart! yay!
Will they find Vivi?
Why does Barret pity the fool the doesn't drink milk? Is he Mr.T's long lost twin?
What's Amarant gonna be too cool for next?
Why doesn't Quina like Aeris?
Will someone need to go to the hospital again?
Will Kuja ever get revenge on the sign, evil death bees, and find Septhiroth?
Will these questions ever end?
How long can this story last?!
When's it gonna be over? Ever?!
Why do cows say Mooo? why?
why?
whhhhyyyyyyyy????????????
*ahem* ok i'm done now.
Tune in next time for all the answers!
Or a bunch of answers that are insane,
but really have nothing to do with these questions
what so ever!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! *poof* *dissapear* *vanish*
*the AUTHOR dissapears in RAINBOW SMOKE*
i said it would be put up soon. But. uh. I guess i'm just lazy. YAY!!! wait..not yay....but at least i've got it up now.
And this is just written, by, er, insaneness not from eating a can of frosting, since that was SO long ago.
If anyone will even find my story now...it's got to be like way in back of all the ff storys now...oh well. whatever...
Disclaimer:I..I...I OWN NOTHING!!! NOTHING I TELL YA! NOOOOTHHHHIIIINNNNGGG! well..wait...
......
..........NOTHING!!!!!*gets dragged away once again*
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~~* And so....uh...the characters are...walking..and will...walking...and walking. On to the hospital! *~~
Zidane: NEVER!! NEVER!! I'm not taking them out of the box. hmph...
Freya: Zidane! Come on! You should.
Zidane:nooo....lemme think....no...*throws the box*
Dr.Donez(from inside box):IEEEEEEEE!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Quina:Where did box go?? *squish*
Freya: Great...
Quina: Oops? I squish box...
Freya: Uhhh..let's get away from here, quickly...
*Everybody walks suspisously fast, pretending that never happened*
Zidane:....Wahhh!!*trips*...who put this big box here??
Yuffie: ......acctually thats a...
Zidane: I KNOW what i am talking about! *bangs on the..'box'* HELLO???
*it opens*
Vincent: Go away...
Zidane:*yells loudly* HEY!!! WHO ARE YOU??? IM ZIDANE!!!
Vincent: I'm Vincent...and i want to go back to sleep.
Zidane: Cool Beans! Vincent!
Yuffie: Hi Vincent.
Vincent: Hi Yuffie. And Bye. *goes back into his coffin*
Zidane: ...hmm....let's take him with us!!! *tries to drag the coffin* ....*seconds later* arg! too heavy. I give up.
*kicks the coffin* Stupid box!
Vincent:*pops out* What?? Are you calling me a stupid box?? Why you...i oughta....oh well..forget it.*goes back in coffin*
Zidane:...Ahh! *runs way ahead of everyone and bumps into something* ..YAY...i mean, Ouch!
hmm.....its a sign!! I'll read it!! ..uhm...ok....uh...
...i think it says...'Hop still' ....huh? Wierd. How do you hop, and be still???
Freya: Wait...no, Zidane that says Hospital!!
We've made it!
Yuffie:.....yes! Let's see what mat....err....*mumbles to self* Let's see what materia i can find to steal at
THIS hospital...
Freya: and while we're here, we'll stop at that store next door to get you hooked on phonics...
Zidane:Yay! hoocked oun fonix!
Freya: ...
*They go inside the hospital and walk up the the front desk*
Person at desk: What do YOU want?
Freya: ....well..*points to Quina* Quina here ate--
Aeris: Knight Man!!
Freya:...and then--
Aeris: FLUFFY!!!
Freya:..*cough*CLOUD*cough* is knocked out...
Person at desk: Ok. Um. We'll take them to room 1,234,315,233,432. *pushes a button and a small robot appears*
Take them *dramaticly points to Cloud and Quina* To room 1,234,315,233,432!!!
Robot:Oh Okay Dokay!! *zooms away with them*
...uhhh....what room was it again?
*goes on to go to room # 1,234.*
Freya:well, lets sit down and wait...
*they all sit down*
Yuffie: hehehehehe!!! *stares at a bowl of...materia?...at the front desk* I gotta get over there and take all of that
materia!
*face looks pale*
nooo! some...some kid just...ATE SOME OF IT!!! *runs up there* I better take what's left before some other insane person
eats the materia!!!! Kids these days! There INSANE!!!!! *grabs the 'materia'*
Person at Desk: Hey! You!! Put that back! You can't have ALL of the candy.
Yuffie:...JUST WATCH ME!! I CAN HAVE ALL THE.......candy?? what?? not again...*sigh* *puts all the candy back and sits
back down*
*hours later...*
*a Doctor walks out with Cloud,Steiner and Quina*
Doctor: Here are your friends.
Freya: Good, we've gotten this tooken care of now..
Steiner:MOO!! Today is friday! I am a monkey!
Freya:*Sigh* ok, he's still acting..odd. But at least he's not in Quina's stomache anymore.
Quina: I hungry...
Zidane:Oh!! I know exactly who can help us!! Who can make steiner better!!
Freya:*sigh* who?
Zidane:*takes out a cell phone*
Aeris: ooh. is that yours??
Zidane:*shrugs* I dunno. I found it in his coat pocket. *points to some guy* *dails a number*
Guy:Hey!! That's my cell phone!!
Dr.Donez: *answers phone* Hello? This is the *BRILLIANT* Dr.Donez speaking! What do you want?
Zidane: Well...
Fred: Dr.D, what are you doing??
Dr.Donez: Shh, Fred, quiet. Can't you see that i'm on the phone??
Fred: But...your standing right next to the person your talking to!!
Dr.D:SHHH!! i'm trying to talk here!
Fred:...Hey, Zidane. Why don't you just talk to dr.d? He's right next to you.
Zidane: huh?
Fred:...arg. uh, He'll call you back later! *hangs up Zidane's phone*
Zidane: ....ooooh i get it...*yells really loudly* HEY, DR.DONEZ!*close up*
Dr.D:....what? Could you say that again?
Zidane: *talks normally* um. i said Hey, Dr.Donez!*close up*
Dr.D:...sorry, i can't hear a word your saying...
Fred: Look, you made him deaf!
Zidane: No I didn't. He looks alive to me...
Fred: ARG. Deaf not death. Deaf as in he can't hear now, not death as in dead.
Freya: Wait a minute....How did you guys get here? ....i mean...THE BOX YOU WERE IN WAS SQUISHED!!!!
YOU CANT BE HERE!!
Bill:Huh?? Oh. That's must of been our stunt doubles.
Cloud: Cool Beans! ...uh..what are stunt doubles?
Bill: You don't know?? well....Never mind that then.
Citrus Man: *stares over at Steiner* Be you friend or foe?
Steiner:........*blink*
Citrus man: Are you againest the citrus way?!
Steiner: mooooooo??????
Citrus Man: You fiend! Mocking the citrus way, eh?
well...
Fred:...
Bill: Well...we must be going. *mumble* Before Mario causes trouble.
Dr.Donez: Wait, i never got to replace the sun's lightbulb yet though!!!!!!
Fred:*rolls eyes* Look outside. ITS LIGHT OUT. See? You don't need to change the lightbulb!!
Dr.Donez:...huh? Who changed the sun's lightbulb...? Why!
That evil tweeter #1 beating me to replacing the suns lightbulb! grrrrr!
Bill:uh, Bye!!...Extra Warp!*Bill,Fred,Dr.Donez, and Mari....er...Citrus Man dissapear*
~~*Somewhere outside the hospital*~~
*warp*
Bill: Well, we're home!!
...eh....wait....
Fred: huh? We only warped to outside the hospital!! Bill! Learn to use that move better!!
Dr.Donez: oh my...
Bill:oops. sorry...
Fred: You better get us outta here now Bill.
I just KNOW that i am missing something good on C-SPAN.
~~*Inside the hospital*~~
Freya: Well let's just leave now..
Steiner:*runs out the doors* WHOOOOSHHHHHH!!!
*everyone else just walks out the doors*
Steiner:GASP!! *points to something shadowed in the alley by the hospital*
It's...SHOWDOWY FIGURE!! dun dun dun...and I am..SHADOWY FIGURE'S MINI ONION!
Cloud:Don't you mean minion?
Zidane: Where'd you get Mini Onoin come from?? Plus...that's just a trash can.
Stiener:...
*lid falls off of trash can*
SHADOWY FIGURE HAS SPOKEN!!
Freya:...
Steiner: Obey the shadowy figure!!
Amarant: I'm too cool to obey a trash can.
Steiner: It's not a trash can!! It's...
OOOHH!!! I WANNA GO THERE!!! *runs towards a large store. A grocery store*
Aeris: ooh...where did that come from? I don't remember there ever being a LARGE store here.
Freya:...we better follow him!
Zidane: Cool
Cloud: Beans!!
Zidane and Cloud: A cool looking store!!!
~~*Meanwhile at the dress shop once again...*~~
Kuja: I must by a NEW dress! Then get my revenge on that stupid sign and the bees!
now let's see....*picks out the fluffiest softest pink dress he can find* ooh!! i must buy this!!
*buys the dress and skips out of the dress shop* tra la la la tra la la la tra la la la la LAAAA...
*goes into a weapon shop* *buys a lazer gun* MWAHAHAhhehah kewhwhahhahhahahaheheheahekahekaheakehahekeh
*insane evil twisted laughter*
~~*At that large grocery store*~~
Freya: Ok..finding Steiner should be no problem...Can't be too many isles here, right?
...right...?
......AHHHHHHHHH!! there's hundreds of isles here! Well he couldn't have gotten too far yet...
we should split up or something.
Zidane:Ooh! i'll go with cloud!
Freya: Ok..I'm not so sure that's such a good idea, but go ahead, and try not to get lost.
Cloud:let's go find the beans isle, Zidane!
Zidane: sounds like...cool beans!!! Let's go!!
Cloud:uhh...which way is it??
Zidane: I dunno....let's go to the left!! It looks like a good way to go...
Freya: And this is exactly why...
*Cloud and Zidane end up in the dairy isle*
Cloud:..this sure doesn't LOOK like the beans isle...
Zidane: or..smell like the beans isle....
Cloud:hmm..then it could only be one thing.... and thats...
Cloud&Zidane:NOT THE BEANS ISLE!! noooooo!! EVIL!!!
Zidane:..hmm..*picks up a package of cheese* cheese!!!!!
Cloud: Behold, the power of cheeeeeese!
Zidane:*looks at the label* "Who Cut the Cheesy Cheese?(tm)" ....huh? What a weird name for cheese. *throws the cheese*
*it hits someone* oopsies!
Barret: What foo hit me with this cheese???
Zidane:EEEPP!!!
Cloud:AHHHH!!
Zidane:wait...
Cloud:it's....
Barret: Yes it is. It is Barret! What yo' foos doing here?
Zidane: Steiner ran in here! and we have to find him!
Barret: Oh.
Cloud:whatcha doing here?
Barret: Buying some milk. You guys shouldn't leave here without buying a carton of milk either!
Cloud:why not?
Barret:...I pity the fool that doesn't buy some milk. Milk is good fo' you.
Zidane: Say...are you really..Mr.T?? are you secretly Mr.T???? huh huh huh??
Barret: Who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: who?
Zidane: Mr.T!
Barret: Don't be silly, foo'. Now i demand you buy some milk!
Cloud: oh ok, ok....sheesh...*grabs some cartons of milk*
Zidane: I bet your Mr.T's identical twin Barret! Cool beans!
~~*Back to Kuja....*~~
Kuja:ah, we meet again...you...SIGN!!!!! *takes out the lazer gun he bought earlier and
laughs evilly in a kooky way* I...i shall get my revenge on you!! If you want to live, you better tell
me where Septhiroth is!
....
....
....well?? Don't just sit there doing nothing!!
and stop telling me "Sephiroth's Hideout ------"
that's not helping me!!! I need to know where Sephiroth's hideout is, and that doesn't tell me anything!
~~*back to Freya...*~~
Freya: Ok, I guess I'll be going with you Amarant.
Amarant: But I'm too cool to go with YOU.
Freya:ARG!!! I don't care!! I don't care that you're to cool for EVERYTHING! sheesh.
Now let's just go find Steiner!!
Quina: Who I go with??????? No leave Quina alone!!!!
Aeris:HELLOOOOOOOO I'm still here!
Quina: oh. What?! NOT YOU!!!!! Quina so insulted!
Freya: Where's Vivi...? Wasn't he with us too??
Aeris: What?? What's wrong with me?
Quina: hmph.
Freya: Oh well, I'm sure we'll find him too...Let's go Amarant.
Amarant: I'm to cool to...*SMACK*
Freya:shuddup.
Quina: I so hungry...*begins to eat nearby food*
~*meanwhile...*~
Vivi:*runs around in circles shouting* SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!! *eats a bag of sugar* MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHhAHAHAHAHAHHA!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! SU-SU-SUGAR!!!!! W-Wheeeeee! *runs into a toilet paper display knocking it over* HEEHEEHEE!
OOOOOO! T-T-TV!!! *stops to watch a nearby tv*
TV: *dun dun dun* The Super Snail Show!
*theme song plays, then the show starts*
*the scene is that a huge evil bendy straw is attacking a city*
people:*unenthusiastically* ahh. help. a evil straw that's bendy....oh. no. who will save us.
some random person: We must get Super Snail! Hurry! The snail signal!!
other random person:*turns on a flash light and a snail shape appears*
....*in the forest...1 mile away...*
Super Snail: The snail signal! The city's in trouble! I must save them!
Super Snail Speed!!!!!!!! *Zooom! the snail takes off! er, i said ZOOOM!! THE SNAIL GOES AT THE SPEED OF--oh...right...*
*later...*
Super Snail: Super Snail is here to save the day!!
*the city is destroyed*
Vivi: w-w-wow! Super S-S-snail s-saved the d-d-day!!! HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE! *eats MORE sugary stuff*
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wow. oooh. ahhh. Maybe there'll be a part 7 soon! (translates into-
29807349872984793289238947238930723089742098 years from now)
And remember kidies, Bill,Fred,Dr.D,and Citrus Man are from www.smbhq.com/nc and i do not own them.
And remember silly rabbits, trix are for kids!
Now, gather 'round it's story--er--question time! meh!
Will they ever find Steiner in the store?
Will Steiner ever be normal?
Well anyone ever know what happened to Garnet?
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?!
Why is Vivi eating sugar and running around hyperly?
..wait...well that's 'cause he ate sugar, and he ate sugar because..uhh..he ate sugar. yeah. I'm smart! yay!
Will they find Vivi?
Why does Barret pity the fool the doesn't drink milk? Is he Mr.T's long lost twin?
What's Amarant gonna be too cool for next?
Why doesn't Quina like Aeris?
Will someone need to go to the hospital again?
Will Kuja ever get revenge on the sign, evil death bees, and find Septhiroth?
Will these questions ever end?
How long can this story last?!
When's it gonna be over? Ever?!
Why do cows say Mooo? why?
why?
whhhhyyyyyyyy????????????
*ahem* ok i'm done now.
Tune in next time for all the answers!
Or a bunch of answers that are insane,
but really have nothing to do with these questions
what so ever!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! *poof* *dissapear* *vanish*
*the AUTHOR dissapears in RAINBOW SMOKE*