(wow, I acctually made up a new chapter sooner than a bazillion years from the last one! amazing!)
Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING!!!!! MWAJAHAHWHKWAHHAKAHKWHWKHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!
*Squaresoft and the men in white coats drag me off to the happy lil' place with padded walls*
REAL disclaimer: I don't own the FF7 or FF9 characters, Squaresoft does.
blah blah blah blah blah. Not like you didn't know this stuff all ready.
~!WARNING!~: If you've read this far, you may be suffering from severe insanity.
If you were already insane, your probably REALLY REALLY insane now. I'm insane, your insane, we're all insane!!'
YAY!
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Vivi: *thoughtful* hmmm....*takes a look at the toilet paper display he knocked over, to read the brand name.
'Super-Duper-Super-Super-Soft-Toilet-Paper(TM)'* WHEEE HOOOOOOO! WHOO HEE HEE HOOOOOO! *jumps into the toilet paper pile*
*~*Meanwhile....*~*
Aries:I wanna know what's wrong with me!?
Quina:hmph. Me no going with YOU.
Aries: Why????
Quina: Because I no want to go with you.
Aries:WHY?! Tell me, ya clown thing!
Quina: THAT's why!! You call Quina clown!! I no clown, I is Qu!! Named Quina.
Aries: psh, that's it? err...fine.
Let's just set aside our differences and go find the knight guy!
Quina:...me no know about that.
Aries: Oh, fine. I'm sorry I called you a 'clown', Quina.
Quina: Much better! Ok, let's go find Steiner!
~~*Meanwhile....*~~
Barret: Now foo', you be needing lots more milk then that!
*grabs ten more milk cartons and dumps them in Cloud's hands*
Cloud:*tries to balance* ...woaah woaah! i'm gonna drop these!
You take them Zidane!! *CLUNK*
Zidane: ouchies! Watch where your dumping milk!! My face...YAY, er i meant ouch...!!!
Barret: Now Cloud, When we get back from the store, your gonna start to take disco lessons.
Cloud:uhhh...what?
Barret: Disco lessons.
Cloud:...di...da....duh...What?!
Barret: Disco lessons.
Cloud:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Milk drops all over, breaking open, spilling everywhere*
Zidane: oops! I didn't do it!! *shifts eyes*
Barret:Cloud!! Man!! What a waste of good milk... CLOUD!!! Your in trouble, foo'!
Cloud:B-B-buuut....Zidane was holding--
Barret: Your gonna get more milk now, clean this up, and you are definitly taking disco lessons now, foo'!
Cloud: noo! no-oh-oh!! nooo! And don't they have people to clean up the isles! man. *glares at Zidane*
Zidane uhh..heh heh heh? *shrugs nervously* uhm...I didn't do anything!
Cloud: this is SOOOOO not cool beans!
Barret:*Puts on an afro and begins discoing down the store isles*
~*~Meanwhile...~*~
Freya:I'm tired of all these meanwhiles...err...
Amarant: I'm too cool for meanwhiles...
Freya: Would you stop saying that?!
Amarant: Whateva.
Freya: hmm...let's go to this isle...
Amarant: Whateva.
Freya: ...woah...what happened here?! This isle's a wreak! Maybe this is where Steiner--
Amarant: Whateva.
Freya:*stares away from the isle*..I think I've gone insane.
Cloud's insane. Zidane's insane. Steiner's insane, your, well, insane too--
Amarant:I'm too cool to be insane.
Freya: see?!? ....and and...well, Your insane, I'm Insane, WE'RE ALL INSANE!!! *rubs eyes and takes a look again*
but............VIVI'S INSANE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Amarant: ...
Vivi:WHAYHOO! *sits there dumping out boxes of assorted things. There's sporks, different foods, toothpicks....*
Freya:*calms down* uhh...Vivi?
Vivi:W-W-WHUUUUTT???
Freya:uhm, are you feeling ok...?
Vivi:*eats alot more sugar* YESYESYESYESYESYES IAMYESYESYESYESIAMSOOOOOOF-F-F-INE!!!
IMDOINGJUSTGREATBUTOHWELLHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE! THANKSFORASKINGTHOUGHTHATSNICEWELLIWANTMORESUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!
Freya:....uhh..Vivi? How about you follow us now, and stay away from the sugar?
Vivi:Awwwww,D-D-D-DoIHaveT-T-To????? OHAlrightFineRightyOhRightylalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallala
Freya:*sigh* We better find Steiner SOON.
Vivi:Ilikecheeseyoulikecheeseletssiiiigh-t-t-thecheeeeeses-s-song!!
S-S-SuperSnailisheeeeretosavet-t-t-thedayyyyy!
~~**Meanwhile, In front of the sign LEADING TO SEPTHIROTH'S HIDEOUT!!!!**~~
Kuja: Not answering, eh? Well let's see if you want to keep so quiet...NOW!!
*points the lazer gun at the sign* I'm gonna get my revenge now! AHAHAHAHAH KWEKEKEKEKE!!
*some kids walk by, and throw some mud, walking away laughing*
~SPLAT!!!!!!!~
Kuja:*shrieks* MY FLUFFY, SOFT, PINK DRESS IS RUINED!! *sniffle*
I...I..I'll take care of you later! Don't go anywhere!
*goes to a dry cleaners*
!~*Meanwhile...(that's a NEW one) in the store...*~!
*Everyone ends up meeting up to one spot...And it's where Steiner is too! Oh, except for Barret.
He discoed over to the check out line to by 100 cartons of milk, and a disco ball, and went on discoing
all the way back home.*
Freya:Aha!
Amarant: Whateva.
Vivi:*squeels* WMAHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!
Cloud:Hey!
Zidane:cool beans!
Aeris: Knight man!
Quina: Look!
*Everyone runs towards him, not knowing that everyone else is there, diving at Steiner.*
Steiner:*high pitched* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Buttered Toast!!! We're under attack!
*CRASH! BANG! BOOM!!!! CLUNK!!*
Everyone:owwwwwww....
Vivi:OWowowowooOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW OUCHOUCHouch!!
Thathurtsomuchmanthathurtsobadthathurt
yupyupyupYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUP!!
Zidane:*runs his head* yaaay....dangit! i mean owwww!!
..say, what's wrong with Vivi? Did he take..pep pills?
Freya: No, he was just eating alot of sugar.
Vivi:YUPYUPYUPYUPYUP!
Iwantmoremoremoremoremoremoresugarsugarsugarsugarsugar!
yumyumyumyumyumyum!
Zidane:..uhh...cool beans...
Cloud: a 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, hit it!
Cloud & Zidane: COOL BEANS!! ehehehhehe...oh hohoho ehehhehe!!
Freya: I really don't know what's so funny about 'cool beans'.
Amarant: Whateva
Freya: grrr...i wish he'd quit saying 'Whateva'.
Aeris:...I know what's wrong with him. Allow me to fix the problem!
*hits Amarant with her staff. WHACK!!*
Amarant: I'm too cool for that to of hurt. Owiez!
Aeris: He was just stuck, like a record player! He's fixed now!!
Steiner: Is it saaaafffee now? Can i have a taco? moo? Like cheesy underwear?
Why's the sky green, and the grass blue, and my toes yellow?
Quina: Me think he scary...
Freya: Agreed.
Quina: veerry scary...
Freya: Steiner just seems retarded anymore..
Steiner:I'm not retarded, I'm speeeeecial!!
Freya: We better find a hospital, a different one, yet again. And quick!
We must get him back to normal.
Say, Did anyone notice that Yuffie is gone...?
WHERE'D SHE GO!?!
*Everyone shrugs*
Cloud:...uhh...she'll find us.
*All of a sudden alot of people appear around the ff7&ff9 characters in the store*
Zidane:ahhh!
Cloud: uh-oh...
Vivi:HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI MYNAMEISVIVIWHATAREYOURNAMES???
people:We are the grocrey store police!!
You are all kicked out of the store for disturbing the peace,
and making a HUGE mess! so get out now!
*they all kick(and i really mean KICKED) them out of the store* good-bye.
Hope you had a nice visit, please don't come back! EVER!
Aeris: Well! They're rude!!
Yuffie: Hey guys! What where you doing in there? I was looking for ya...
Freya: We went to find Steiner.
Steiner: HELLO JELLO FELLOW MELLOW WILLOW PILLOW...
*A warp opens up behind Zidane, and something falls out of the warp, clunking on the ground.*
Zidane:...eh? what's this? *picks up some odd looking thing* What an odd creature...
~*On the other side of the warp*~
Dr.D: So why is it that we are dumping a furby there?
Bill:...uhm..well...
Fred: Simple. They all annoyed the crap outta me.
So why not give them a furby? An annoying little furby. *evil laugh*
Yes, the furby well destroy them all! mwahaha!
Bill: Furbies are EVIL things!!
Dr.D: Isn't that a bit harsh? I mean...FURBIES?!
Fred: Those people are just as bad as that Mario. Make that 100,000 Marios.
Bill: Well, I'm not so sure about THAT one...
Fred:Ok, so maybe not 100,00 Marios...
Dr.D: I thought they were ok...
Fred: Well the important thing is that they were driving me insane.
Man, I'm glad we finally got back home.
~*Back on the other side of the warp*~
Zidane:...hmm..what is this creature? *pokes the furby*
Furby: Heeheehee! wheeee! again, again! Furby!
Zidane:hmm...furby? strange creature. *sets it down* run along now.
Furby:*while Zidane isn't looking, it's eyes glow an evil red*
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This chapter was probably a bit longer than most of them...(er i think, well
it felt like it took longer, but maybe not.)
Ok, in this chapter I was just trying to get them outta the store,
so I can move on to a few new things. Within the next 2 chapters,
expect to find out what Garnet's up to (this time I promise It'll say.)
more about the furby, more about what everyone else is doing, another delightful
visit to a hospital, christmas shopping, and err, other stuff.
I'll probably make the next chapters more like the first few...
(er i dunno, maybeit's starting to get a little TOO isane now. or not.
MWAHAHHAHAHA! well, i dunno, i'll just try to make it a little less insane,
but still isane. Just gotta keep it interestingif that's possible.)
oh yes, and remember once again, Bill, Fred and Dr.Donez belong to www.smbhq.com/nc
not to me. meh. I just feel like using them a bit in this story. But not with out telling
where they come from of course!
Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING!!!!! MWAJAHAHWHKWAHHAKAHKWHWKHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!
*Squaresoft and the men in white coats drag me off to the happy lil' place with padded walls*
REAL disclaimer: I don't own the FF7 or FF9 characters, Squaresoft does.
blah blah blah blah blah. Not like you didn't know this stuff all ready.
~!WARNING!~: If you've read this far, you may be suffering from severe insanity.
If you were already insane, your probably REALLY REALLY insane now. I'm insane, your insane, we're all insane!!'
YAY!
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Vivi: *thoughtful* hmmm....*takes a look at the toilet paper display he knocked over, to read the brand name.
'Super-Duper-Super-Super-Soft-Toilet-Paper(TM)'* WHEEE HOOOOOOO! WHOO HEE HEE HOOOOOO! *jumps into the toilet paper pile*
*~*Meanwhile....*~*
Aries:I wanna know what's wrong with me!?
Quina:hmph. Me no going with YOU.
Aries: Why????
Quina: Because I no want to go with you.
Aries:WHY?! Tell me, ya clown thing!
Quina: THAT's why!! You call Quina clown!! I no clown, I is Qu!! Named Quina.
Aries: psh, that's it? err...fine.
Let's just set aside our differences and go find the knight guy!
Quina:...me no know about that.
Aries: Oh, fine. I'm sorry I called you a 'clown', Quina.
Quina: Much better! Ok, let's go find Steiner!
~~*Meanwhile....*~~
Barret: Now foo', you be needing lots more milk then that!
*grabs ten more milk cartons and dumps them in Cloud's hands*
Cloud:*tries to balance* ...woaah woaah! i'm gonna drop these!
You take them Zidane!! *CLUNK*
Zidane: ouchies! Watch where your dumping milk!! My face...YAY, er i meant ouch...!!!
Barret: Now Cloud, When we get back from the store, your gonna start to take disco lessons.
Cloud:uhhh...what?
Barret: Disco lessons.
Cloud:...di...da....duh...What?!
Barret: Disco lessons.
Cloud:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Milk drops all over, breaking open, spilling everywhere*
Zidane: oops! I didn't do it!! *shifts eyes*
Barret:Cloud!! Man!! What a waste of good milk... CLOUD!!! Your in trouble, foo'!
Cloud:B-B-buuut....Zidane was holding--
Barret: Your gonna get more milk now, clean this up, and you are definitly taking disco lessons now, foo'!
Cloud: noo! no-oh-oh!! nooo! And don't they have people to clean up the isles! man. *glares at Zidane*
Zidane uhh..heh heh heh? *shrugs nervously* uhm...I didn't do anything!
Cloud: this is SOOOOO not cool beans!
Barret:*Puts on an afro and begins discoing down the store isles*
~*~Meanwhile...~*~
Freya:I'm tired of all these meanwhiles...err...
Amarant: I'm too cool for meanwhiles...
Freya: Would you stop saying that?!
Amarant: Whateva.
Freya: hmm...let's go to this isle...
Amarant: Whateva.
Freya: ...woah...what happened here?! This isle's a wreak! Maybe this is where Steiner--
Amarant: Whateva.
Freya:*stares away from the isle*..I think I've gone insane.
Cloud's insane. Zidane's insane. Steiner's insane, your, well, insane too--
Amarant:I'm too cool to be insane.
Freya: see?!? ....and and...well, Your insane, I'm Insane, WE'RE ALL INSANE!!! *rubs eyes and takes a look again*
but............VIVI'S INSANE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Amarant: ...
Vivi:WHAYHOO! *sits there dumping out boxes of assorted things. There's sporks, different foods, toothpicks....*
Freya:*calms down* uhh...Vivi?
Vivi:W-W-WHUUUUTT???
Freya:uhm, are you feeling ok...?
Vivi:*eats alot more sugar* YESYESYESYESYESYES IAMYESYESYESYESIAMSOOOOOOF-F-F-INE!!!
IMDOINGJUSTGREATBUTOHWELLHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE! THANKSFORASKINGTHOUGHTHATSNICEWELLIWANTMORESUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!
Freya:....uhh..Vivi? How about you follow us now, and stay away from the sugar?
Vivi:Awwwww,D-D-D-DoIHaveT-T-To????? OHAlrightFineRightyOhRightylalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallala
Freya:*sigh* We better find Steiner SOON.
Vivi:Ilikecheeseyoulikecheeseletssiiiigh-t-t-thecheeeeeses-s-song!!
S-S-SuperSnailisheeeeretosavet-t-t-thedayyyyy!
~~**Meanwhile, In front of the sign LEADING TO SEPTHIROTH'S HIDEOUT!!!!**~~
Kuja: Not answering, eh? Well let's see if you want to keep so quiet...NOW!!
*points the lazer gun at the sign* I'm gonna get my revenge now! AHAHAHAHAH KWEKEKEKEKE!!
*some kids walk by, and throw some mud, walking away laughing*
~SPLAT!!!!!!!~
Kuja:*shrieks* MY FLUFFY, SOFT, PINK DRESS IS RUINED!! *sniffle*
I...I..I'll take care of you later! Don't go anywhere!
*goes to a dry cleaners*
!~*Meanwhile...(that's a NEW one) in the store...*~!
*Everyone ends up meeting up to one spot...And it's where Steiner is too! Oh, except for Barret.
He discoed over to the check out line to by 100 cartons of milk, and a disco ball, and went on discoing
all the way back home.*
Freya:Aha!
Amarant: Whateva.
Vivi:*squeels* WMAHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!
Cloud:Hey!
Zidane:cool beans!
Aeris: Knight man!
Quina: Look!
*Everyone runs towards him, not knowing that everyone else is there, diving at Steiner.*
Steiner:*high pitched* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Buttered Toast!!! We're under attack!
*CRASH! BANG! BOOM!!!! CLUNK!!*
Everyone:owwwwwww....
Vivi:OWowowowooOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW OUCHOUCHouch!!
Thathurtsomuchmanthathurtsobadthathurt
yupyupyupYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUP!!
Zidane:*runs his head* yaaay....dangit! i mean owwww!!
..say, what's wrong with Vivi? Did he take..pep pills?
Freya: No, he was just eating alot of sugar.
Vivi:YUPYUPYUPYUPYUP!
Iwantmoremoremoremoremoremoresugarsugarsugarsugarsugar!
yumyumyumyumyumyum!
Zidane:..uhh...cool beans...
Cloud: a 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, hit it!
Cloud & Zidane: COOL BEANS!! ehehehhehe...oh hohoho ehehhehe!!
Freya: I really don't know what's so funny about 'cool beans'.
Amarant: Whateva
Freya: grrr...i wish he'd quit saying 'Whateva'.
Aeris:...I know what's wrong with him. Allow me to fix the problem!
*hits Amarant with her staff. WHACK!!*
Amarant: I'm too cool for that to of hurt. Owiez!
Aeris: He was just stuck, like a record player! He's fixed now!!
Steiner: Is it saaaafffee now? Can i have a taco? moo? Like cheesy underwear?
Why's the sky green, and the grass blue, and my toes yellow?
Quina: Me think he scary...
Freya: Agreed.
Quina: veerry scary...
Freya: Steiner just seems retarded anymore..
Steiner:I'm not retarded, I'm speeeeecial!!
Freya: We better find a hospital, a different one, yet again. And quick!
We must get him back to normal.
Say, Did anyone notice that Yuffie is gone...?
WHERE'D SHE GO!?!
*Everyone shrugs*
Cloud:...uhh...she'll find us.
*All of a sudden alot of people appear around the ff7&ff9 characters in the store*
Zidane:ahhh!
Cloud: uh-oh...
Vivi:HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI MYNAMEISVIVIWHATAREYOURNAMES???
people:We are the grocrey store police!!
You are all kicked out of the store for disturbing the peace,
and making a HUGE mess! so get out now!
*they all kick(and i really mean KICKED) them out of the store* good-bye.
Hope you had a nice visit, please don't come back! EVER!
Aeris: Well! They're rude!!
Yuffie: Hey guys! What where you doing in there? I was looking for ya...
Freya: We went to find Steiner.
Steiner: HELLO JELLO FELLOW MELLOW WILLOW PILLOW...
*A warp opens up behind Zidane, and something falls out of the warp, clunking on the ground.*
Zidane:...eh? what's this? *picks up some odd looking thing* What an odd creature...
~*On the other side of the warp*~
Dr.D: So why is it that we are dumping a furby there?
Bill:...uhm..well...
Fred: Simple. They all annoyed the crap outta me.
So why not give them a furby? An annoying little furby. *evil laugh*
Yes, the furby well destroy them all! mwahaha!
Bill: Furbies are EVIL things!!
Dr.D: Isn't that a bit harsh? I mean...FURBIES?!
Fred: Those people are just as bad as that Mario. Make that 100,000 Marios.
Bill: Well, I'm not so sure about THAT one...
Fred:Ok, so maybe not 100,00 Marios...
Dr.D: I thought they were ok...
Fred: Well the important thing is that they were driving me insane.
Man, I'm glad we finally got back home.
~*Back on the other side of the warp*~
Zidane:...hmm..what is this creature? *pokes the furby*
Furby: Heeheehee! wheeee! again, again! Furby!
Zidane:hmm...furby? strange creature. *sets it down* run along now.
Furby:*while Zidane isn't looking, it's eyes glow an evil red*
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This chapter was probably a bit longer than most of them...(er i think, well
it felt like it took longer, but maybe not.)
Ok, in this chapter I was just trying to get them outta the store,
so I can move on to a few new things. Within the next 2 chapters,
expect to find out what Garnet's up to (this time I promise It'll say.)
more about the furby, more about what everyone else is doing, another delightful
visit to a hospital, christmas shopping, and err, other stuff.
I'll probably make the next chapters more like the first few...
(er i dunno, maybeit's starting to get a little TOO isane now. or not.
MWAHAHHAHAHA! well, i dunno, i'll just try to make it a little less insane,
but still isane. Just gotta keep it interestingif that's possible.)
oh yes, and remember once again, Bill, Fred and Dr.Donez belong to www.smbhq.com/nc
not to me. meh. I just feel like using them a bit in this story. But not with out telling
where they come from of course!