Disclamer: bah.
what? oh...er....I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!! IIEEEE!!!
You know where they all are from by now...
*ahem* also including furby, or the somewhere over the rainbow song,
or a solid gold spork studded with diamonds.
*stares at the reviews* mwahahahaha! Yes, fall into my 'crazy trap'!!! MWAHAHAHA!
All of you and your little rabbits too will be doooooommmmeeed!! er...
did i say 'dooooommmmeeed'? I meant...uhm...(must make up something quick!)
Insane! that's it! Insane! (dangit. that's the only word that comes to mind.
oh well, good enough.) MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! No go! Read! Be doom--er, insane.
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Cloud: Hey what's that? *runs over to the furby Zidane dropped* oooh a strange creature!
I'm gonna take it home! *sticks it in his pocket*
~*Everyone heads for home. Wherever that is...*~
Furby:*from inside of Cloud's pocket* Heeheehee! *evil furby laughs*
Cloud: This thing's too noisy...*takes the furby out and chucks it*
Kuja: fa la la la la, la la la laaaaaa! *dances out of the dry cleaners*
~*CLUNK*~
What was THAT? *scratches head and looks down* What's this?!
*picks up the furby* hmm...
Furby:wheeeee! hee hee hee...*eyes glow evilly*
Kuja: ooh perfect! Cute AND evil. kwehehehehhehehe! You'll come in some use.
yes....yes...
*later*
uhh...you can stop staring like that now. Please. Stop. Your freaking me out.
The glowing eyes! AHHH! STOP!!!! *duct tapes the furby's eyes* better.
tra la la la la la la la...*skips off with the furby* We'll get that sign to talk yet.
Yes....we will...
~*When everyone else gets home...*~
Steiner:*runs in screaming* IEEEEE!!!!! GIANT PIGGY'S ARE ATTACKING!!!
Cait Sith: ..uhh...what?
Steiner: IEEEE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Cait Sith: *yells in Mega phone* COULD YOU BE ANY LOUDER?
Steiner:...uhmm...I DONT know...lessee... *screams VERY VERY VERY VERY loudly*
Cait Sith: Darn! You weren't supposed to do THAT!
Cid:...#$%@*#@^%$*@)#$^ *#^$*@&# $&*#@ ^(&!@$(&@^ #$&(@!&% $#@)*$@# ^#^#&^#(*&@ !!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: O_O
Cloud: *goes and gets some tea, and gives it to Cid*
Cid: ...thanks.
Zidane: woah, how'd you figure out that he wanted tea?
Cloud: *shrugs* Good guess?
Zidane: Cool beans...
Barret: AHA! Cloud! I've been waiting for you, foo'.
Cloud:...what?
Barret: Time for those disco lessons.
Cloud:....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*hours later*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Barret: Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Why there's only ONE thing that will get
you out of this, and is if a warp all of a sudden opens dumping some more
people over here. HA! ahahahahhahahahahahhahah HA! and 'foo, that'll only
happen when pigs fly! ...fly over the rainbow.
Cloud:darn.
Barret:*begins singing somewhere over the rainbow*
Cloud:I don't wanna take disco lessons...noooo stop singing that!
Barre:*still singing* ...Pigs fly over the rainbow...
*all of a sudden it rains some, a rainbow appears, causing a FLYING pig to fly over it,
and then a warp opens dropping some people*
Zidane: wow...
Cloud:YESSSS!
Barret: ........man, I have to think of something that's less likely to happen next time...
Cloud: WOO!!! It's my birthday! go meeeeee! it's my birthday! *dances around*
no disco lessons! woo!
*everyone stares*
Cloud:...er...
Cait Sith: so...*picks up his mega phone* AND WHO MIGHT YOU PEOPLE BE???
Seifer: ...deaf.
Rinoa: MY EARS!!! OW! Meanie!
Cait Sith: uhh..
so maybe that was a little too loud...
So...How'd you get here?
Squall:.........
Cait Sith: uhh....
Selphie: Er...I'll tell you.
It all started when we were getting a mission..
*flashback begins*
Xu:*tells everyone about some mission while pointing to a screen in which greenish pictures
show up, and red dots appear on, and arrows point, and other stuff like that, making
it look more important than it really is* ...and then we all gather troops around the 'fridge
in the kithen region and..
Zell: Sounds important!
Seifer: Sounds boring.
Zell: But...but...LOOK AT THE SPIFFY ARROWS AND STUFF!! It just HAS
to be important!
Squall:.........
Xu:...blah blah blah blah...*pointing to screen*
Seifer:*YAWN*
Xu: bleh blah blah-blah blah...
Zell: ...hey hey hey! What's does this button do?? *pushes a button*
*reads: ...WARP...Extra Warp Machine Property of Bill The Extra Guy..
...who's that?
*everyone is sucked into a warp*
*flashback ends*
Selphie: And then we were warped here.
Cait Sith: uhm...yes...very interesting...yes..
*pretending to be listening and interested*
uhm..How 'bout we all introduce our selves now then?
*everyone introduces them selves*
Zell: duuuuuuuuuude....You're name's Cid too??!
Cid: er....yup. What do you mean by 'too'?
Zell:Just like our headmaster Cid....
Zidane: And don't forget regent Cid!
*the other two Cids walk out, and talk to each other*
Cid:....*looks creeped out*
Cid: Hello, my name's Cid, what's yours?
Cid: Cid.
Cid: Nice to meet you Cid. Say what's your name?
Cid: &#@&*#&(*#@
Cid: woah calm down...
Cid: fine it's Cid.
Cid: wow that's my name too!
Cid: and mine!
Cid:#$^&#*($#*
........stole....my...name..ARGH!
Cid: How did we steal your name?
...maybe you stole ours.
Cid: ...Shut up Cid!
Cid: What?! I didn't say anything!
Cid: Not you! The other Cid!
Cid: oh. gotcha Cid.
Cid: Got what?
Cid:no no no, I was talking to the other Cid.
Zidane: wow....I'm..all... confused...
Amarant: I'm too cool to be Cid. or confused.
*watches the Cids with a dazed look on his face*
Freya:...*mumble* you look confused to me...
Tifa:Hey Cid, Why don't you leave the other Cids alone for awhile?
Cid: Why should I listen to you?
Tifa: Not you, the other Cid!
Cid:...me? You have no right to command the regent!
Tifa: not you either!! CID HIGHWIND!!
Cid:oh, right.
Cid: I see.
Cid: #&$#$&!!!
...i'll gladly leave these name stealers...hmph...I need some more tea...
Vivi: ..w-w-weird.
Zell: Maybe that was a bad idea to introduce Cid to Cid...and..Cid.
Squall: .........
Cloud:...*faints from confusion*
Zidane:....uh oh....
Freya: Great now we all need to go to the hospital again.
Zidane: YAY THE HOSPITAL!!!
Freya: let's see...let's go to a different one this time.
C'mon everyone.
Cid: I'm not going if Cid is going.
Cid: what? What's wrong with me?!
Cid: Not you, the other Cid!
Cid: oh.
Cid: #^@&*^#&
well I don't want to go if your going Cid!
Cid: Then I'm not going.
Cid: If Cid's not going nither am I.
Cid: If you two aren't going than I am.
Cid: Then we're not going!
Cid: good. But I think I'll just stay here..
Cid: Then we're going!
Cid: What? No I'm going! I'm not letting you name stealers
go with my friends!
Cid: Then we're staying...
*all the Cids end up going along*
Yuffie:*humming to self* materia materia materia...
Zidane:*dragging Cloud* do dee da do do dooo....hmm..sure alotta
rocks out here...
Cloud: *bump bump bump bump bump bump clank clunk*
Zidane: ...what's that noise? eh...who cares...
Freya: uhh...Zidane?
Zidane: yes?
Freya: Maybe you shouldn't be dragging Cloud like that..
You keep dragging him over rocks---
Zidane: nonsense...
*keeps on dragging Cloud*
Zell: *dissipointed look* man...it's all my fault that ALL of this happened so far...
Squall:..........
Seifer:...well...yes....It is. All your fault Chicken Wuss.
Zell: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Steiner: I LIKE CHICKEN!!
Squall:.........
Vivi: t-t-that wasn't very nice...
Seifer: Oh shut up...uh....*can't think of a good name for Vivi* uhh...glowy...stick...eye...boy.
uhm..yeah. HA.
Zidane: Hey Squall! So what's it like where you guys are from?
Squall:.........
Zidane:.........? well?
Squall:.........
Zidane:...uhm...HELLO??
Squall:.........
Zidane: sheesh. Are you anti-social or something?
Squall:.........
((...whatever.))
Zidane:well I can be like that too.
Squall:.........
Zidane:.........
Squall:.........
Zidane:.........
Squall:.........
Zidane:*runs over to Freya looking upset*
Freya:....uh...?
Zidane: Squall said "........."!!!!!!!!! Soooooooo mean....
....hey where's Garnet?!
Freya: She got lost or something like that...remember?
Zidane:...oh...right...i remember precfectly. *confused look*
*sulks* Are we almost at the hospital? I'm getting tired of dragging Cloud..
Freya: (I sure hope we are...at this rate Cloud will be dead before we get there.)
Zidane: huh? what'd you say? speak louder.
Freya: oh....nothing....
Zidane: *annoying little kid voice*...are we there yet are we there yet
are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we...
Freya:...
*BUMP*
Freya:*looks up and reads the sign on the building. "Hospital".* Guess so.
*everyone walks in*
People in waiting room: *stare at the large group*
~*meanwhile....*~
Fred: Hey, gotta camera? We should send one to spy on them...
see what the furby's done...MWAHAHAHA!
Bill:...uhm..No..I don't have a camera. Go ask Dr.Donez.
Fred: Yeah good idea...C'mon, let's go ask him.
*They go up to the doctor*
Fred:...hey, Donez...
Dr.D: *sitting in a pile...forget that, MOUNTAIN of donuts* ...yes?
Bill:....oh...Hey, can I have a Donut Dr.D?
Dr.D: IIEEE!!!
No!!!
My Donuts!!
*grabs some of the donuts holding them close* Miiiiine....*hiss*
Fred: o_O ...uhm...right....
Bill: *sniffle* I just wanted one donut...
Meany...that's no way to treat the new president of NC!!
and....and...I remember when you guys stuck me in that dang tree
for that Chrismas comix...JAY HOT GLUED ME TO THAT DANG TREE!!!
And no one helped me...or Captin Churro...and then...well, he
just fell outta the tree eventually but me...
Fred: Stop your blabbin' Bill...
*ahem* Hey, Donez--
Dr.D: That's DR.Donez,*close up* Fred!
Fred:....right....
Dr.Donez, *close up* do you have a camera we can borrow?
Dr.D:...yes, perhaps...*searches* ah, here you go! *hands it to Fred*
What do you plan to do with that?
Fred: you'll see...*an hour later*
..yup...
Dr.D: well?
Fred:...*blank look*
I can't use this camera for a spy cam unless it can follow people somehow!
ah-hah...*grin* Hey Bill...
Bill:...um...yeah?
Fred: *pulls out some duct tape* come over here...
Bill:WHAT?!?! NO!!!! YOUR NOT TAPING THAT CAMERA TO ME!!!
GET SOMEONE ELSE!! I HAD TO WEAR DUMB ELF SHOES FOR CHRISTMAS...
grr....dumb elf shoes! *mumbles*
Fred:..err...right...
Fine, Bill, fine. But who then...
Bill:..hmm..
Fred: Thinking who I'm thinking?
Fred and Bill: MARIO!!!
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Tune in next time for more insanity....find out how THIS trip to the hospital goes, if
Squall will keep being anti-social--
Squall:.........
...don't inturupt! anyways... *continues on* if the Cids will fight again,
if Yuffie will find materia at this hospital, if Fred and Bill find Mario,
and why, oh why, won't Dr.Donez share those donuts?!
Dr.D: THEY'RE ALL MINE TO EAT!! DON'T EVEN THINK OF TAKING ONE!! I AM THE DONUT
KING! BWAHAHAHA!
uh...right...
Bill:*starts complaning about dumb elf shoes he had to wear and the dang
tree he was stuck in*
*starts singing* on the twelfth day of Christmas NC gave to me...
twelve Freds deathraying! Eleven Donezs Screaming! Ten Phones a Cloning!
*blah blah blah blah...later...* four lime liftoffs! three ice picks!
Two forts of doom! And the pidget Bill in a dang tree!
Bill:*mumbles* DON'T SING THAT!
...MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! *uses her AUTOR-ish powers to dissapear* *POOF*
Bill: oh suuure. Leave me here. *goes home*
what? oh...er....I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!! IIEEEE!!!
You know where they all are from by now...
*ahem* also including furby, or the somewhere over the rainbow song,
or a solid gold spork studded with diamonds.
*stares at the reviews* mwahahahaha! Yes, fall into my 'crazy trap'!!! MWAHAHAHA!
All of you and your little rabbits too will be doooooommmmeeed!! er...
did i say 'dooooommmmeeed'? I meant...uhm...(must make up something quick!)
Insane! that's it! Insane! (dangit. that's the only word that comes to mind.
oh well, good enough.) MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! No go! Read! Be doom--er, insane.
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Cloud: Hey what's that? *runs over to the furby Zidane dropped* oooh a strange creature!
I'm gonna take it home! *sticks it in his pocket*
~*Everyone heads for home. Wherever that is...*~
Furby:*from inside of Cloud's pocket* Heeheehee! *evil furby laughs*
Cloud: This thing's too noisy...*takes the furby out and chucks it*
Kuja: fa la la la la, la la la laaaaaa! *dances out of the dry cleaners*
~*CLUNK*~
What was THAT? *scratches head and looks down* What's this?!
*picks up the furby* hmm...
Furby:wheeeee! hee hee hee...*eyes glow evilly*
Kuja: ooh perfect! Cute AND evil. kwehehehehhehehe! You'll come in some use.
yes....yes...
*later*
uhh...you can stop staring like that now. Please. Stop. Your freaking me out.
The glowing eyes! AHHH! STOP!!!! *duct tapes the furby's eyes* better.
tra la la la la la la la...*skips off with the furby* We'll get that sign to talk yet.
Yes....we will...
~*When everyone else gets home...*~
Steiner:*runs in screaming* IEEEEE!!!!! GIANT PIGGY'S ARE ATTACKING!!!
Cait Sith: ..uhh...what?
Steiner: IEEEE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Cait Sith: *yells in Mega phone* COULD YOU BE ANY LOUDER?
Steiner:...uhmm...I DONT know...lessee... *screams VERY VERY VERY VERY loudly*
Cait Sith: Darn! You weren't supposed to do THAT!
Cid:...#$%@*#@^%$*@)#$^ *#^$*@&# $&*#@ ^(&!@$(&@^ #$&(@!&% $#@)*$@# ^#^#&^#(*&@ !!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: O_O
Cloud: *goes and gets some tea, and gives it to Cid*
Cid: ...thanks.
Zidane: woah, how'd you figure out that he wanted tea?
Cloud: *shrugs* Good guess?
Zidane: Cool beans...
Barret: AHA! Cloud! I've been waiting for you, foo'.
Cloud:...what?
Barret: Time for those disco lessons.
Cloud:....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*hours later*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Barret: Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Why there's only ONE thing that will get
you out of this, and is if a warp all of a sudden opens dumping some more
people over here. HA! ahahahahhahahahahahhahah HA! and 'foo, that'll only
happen when pigs fly! ...fly over the rainbow.
Cloud:darn.
Barret:*begins singing somewhere over the rainbow*
Cloud:I don't wanna take disco lessons...noooo stop singing that!
Barre:*still singing* ...Pigs fly over the rainbow...
*all of a sudden it rains some, a rainbow appears, causing a FLYING pig to fly over it,
and then a warp opens dropping some people*
Zidane: wow...
Cloud:YESSSS!
Barret: ........man, I have to think of something that's less likely to happen next time...
Cloud: WOO!!! It's my birthday! go meeeeee! it's my birthday! *dances around*
no disco lessons! woo!
*everyone stares*
Cloud:...er...
Cait Sith: so...*picks up his mega phone* AND WHO MIGHT YOU PEOPLE BE???
Seifer: ...deaf.
Rinoa: MY EARS!!! OW! Meanie!
Cait Sith: uhh..
so maybe that was a little too loud...
So...How'd you get here?
Squall:.........
Cait Sith: uhh....
Selphie: Er...I'll tell you.
It all started when we were getting a mission..
*flashback begins*
Xu:*tells everyone about some mission while pointing to a screen in which greenish pictures
show up, and red dots appear on, and arrows point, and other stuff like that, making
it look more important than it really is* ...and then we all gather troops around the 'fridge
in the kithen region and..
Zell: Sounds important!
Seifer: Sounds boring.
Zell: But...but...LOOK AT THE SPIFFY ARROWS AND STUFF!! It just HAS
to be important!
Squall:.........
Xu:...blah blah blah blah...*pointing to screen*
Seifer:*YAWN*
Xu: bleh blah blah-blah blah...
Zell: ...hey hey hey! What's does this button do?? *pushes a button*
*reads: ...WARP...Extra Warp Machine Property of Bill The Extra Guy..
...who's that?
*everyone is sucked into a warp*
*flashback ends*
Selphie: And then we were warped here.
Cait Sith: uhm...yes...very interesting...yes..
*pretending to be listening and interested*
uhm..How 'bout we all introduce our selves now then?
*everyone introduces them selves*
Zell: duuuuuuuuuude....You're name's Cid too??!
Cid: er....yup. What do you mean by 'too'?
Zell:Just like our headmaster Cid....
Zidane: And don't forget regent Cid!
*the other two Cids walk out, and talk to each other*
Cid:....*looks creeped out*
Cid: Hello, my name's Cid, what's yours?
Cid: Cid.
Cid: Nice to meet you Cid. Say what's your name?
Cid: &#@&*#&(*#@
Cid: woah calm down...
Cid: fine it's Cid.
Cid: wow that's my name too!
Cid: and mine!
Cid:#$^&#*($#*
........stole....my...name..ARGH!
Cid: How did we steal your name?
...maybe you stole ours.
Cid: ...Shut up Cid!
Cid: What?! I didn't say anything!
Cid: Not you! The other Cid!
Cid: oh. gotcha Cid.
Cid: Got what?
Cid:no no no, I was talking to the other Cid.
Zidane: wow....I'm..all... confused...
Amarant: I'm too cool to be Cid. or confused.
*watches the Cids with a dazed look on his face*
Freya:...*mumble* you look confused to me...
Tifa:Hey Cid, Why don't you leave the other Cids alone for awhile?
Cid: Why should I listen to you?
Tifa: Not you, the other Cid!
Cid:...me? You have no right to command the regent!
Tifa: not you either!! CID HIGHWIND!!
Cid:oh, right.
Cid: I see.
Cid: #&$#$&!!!
...i'll gladly leave these name stealers...hmph...I need some more tea...
Vivi: ..w-w-weird.
Zell: Maybe that was a bad idea to introduce Cid to Cid...and..Cid.
Squall: .........
Cloud:...*faints from confusion*
Zidane:....uh oh....
Freya: Great now we all need to go to the hospital again.
Zidane: YAY THE HOSPITAL!!!
Freya: let's see...let's go to a different one this time.
C'mon everyone.
Cid: I'm not going if Cid is going.
Cid: what? What's wrong with me?!
Cid: Not you, the other Cid!
Cid: oh.
Cid: #^@&*^#&
well I don't want to go if your going Cid!
Cid: Then I'm not going.
Cid: If Cid's not going nither am I.
Cid: If you two aren't going than I am.
Cid: Then we're not going!
Cid: good. But I think I'll just stay here..
Cid: Then we're going!
Cid: What? No I'm going! I'm not letting you name stealers
go with my friends!
Cid: Then we're staying...
*all the Cids end up going along*
Yuffie:*humming to self* materia materia materia...
Zidane:*dragging Cloud* do dee da do do dooo....hmm..sure alotta
rocks out here...
Cloud: *bump bump bump bump bump bump clank clunk*
Zidane: ...what's that noise? eh...who cares...
Freya: uhh...Zidane?
Zidane: yes?
Freya: Maybe you shouldn't be dragging Cloud like that..
You keep dragging him over rocks---
Zidane: nonsense...
*keeps on dragging Cloud*
Zell: *dissipointed look* man...it's all my fault that ALL of this happened so far...
Squall:..........
Seifer:...well...yes....It is. All your fault Chicken Wuss.
Zell: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Steiner: I LIKE CHICKEN!!
Squall:.........
Vivi: t-t-that wasn't very nice...
Seifer: Oh shut up...uh....*can't think of a good name for Vivi* uhh...glowy...stick...eye...boy.
uhm..yeah. HA.
Zidane: Hey Squall! So what's it like where you guys are from?
Squall:.........
Zidane:.........? well?
Squall:.........
Zidane:...uhm...HELLO??
Squall:.........
Zidane: sheesh. Are you anti-social or something?
Squall:.........
((...whatever.))
Zidane:well I can be like that too.
Squall:.........
Zidane:.........
Squall:.........
Zidane:.........
Squall:.........
Zidane:*runs over to Freya looking upset*
Freya:....uh...?
Zidane: Squall said "........."!!!!!!!!! Soooooooo mean....
....hey where's Garnet?!
Freya: She got lost or something like that...remember?
Zidane:...oh...right...i remember precfectly. *confused look*
*sulks* Are we almost at the hospital? I'm getting tired of dragging Cloud..
Freya: (I sure hope we are...at this rate Cloud will be dead before we get there.)
Zidane: huh? what'd you say? speak louder.
Freya: oh....nothing....
Zidane: *annoying little kid voice*...are we there yet are we there yet
are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we...
Freya:...
*BUMP*
Freya:*looks up and reads the sign on the building. "Hospital".* Guess so.
*everyone walks in*
People in waiting room: *stare at the large group*
~*meanwhile....*~
Fred: Hey, gotta camera? We should send one to spy on them...
see what the furby's done...MWAHAHAHA!
Bill:...uhm..No..I don't have a camera. Go ask Dr.Donez.
Fred: Yeah good idea...C'mon, let's go ask him.
*They go up to the doctor*
Fred:...hey, Donez...
Dr.D: *sitting in a pile...forget that, MOUNTAIN of donuts* ...yes?
Bill:....oh...Hey, can I have a Donut Dr.D?
Dr.D: IIEEE!!!
No!!!
My Donuts!!
*grabs some of the donuts holding them close* Miiiiine....*hiss*
Fred: o_O ...uhm...right....
Bill: *sniffle* I just wanted one donut...
Meany...that's no way to treat the new president of NC!!
and....and...I remember when you guys stuck me in that dang tree
for that Chrismas comix...JAY HOT GLUED ME TO THAT DANG TREE!!!
And no one helped me...or Captin Churro...and then...well, he
just fell outta the tree eventually but me...
Fred: Stop your blabbin' Bill...
*ahem* Hey, Donez--
Dr.D: That's DR.Donez,*close up* Fred!
Fred:....right....
Dr.Donez, *close up* do you have a camera we can borrow?
Dr.D:...yes, perhaps...*searches* ah, here you go! *hands it to Fred*
What do you plan to do with that?
Fred: you'll see...*an hour later*
..yup...
Dr.D: well?
Fred:...*blank look*
I can't use this camera for a spy cam unless it can follow people somehow!
ah-hah...*grin* Hey Bill...
Bill:...um...yeah?
Fred: *pulls out some duct tape* come over here...
Bill:WHAT?!?! NO!!!! YOUR NOT TAPING THAT CAMERA TO ME!!!
GET SOMEONE ELSE!! I HAD TO WEAR DUMB ELF SHOES FOR CHRISTMAS...
grr....dumb elf shoes! *mumbles*
Fred:..err...right...
Fine, Bill, fine. But who then...
Bill:..hmm..
Fred: Thinking who I'm thinking?
Fred and Bill: MARIO!!!
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Tune in next time for more insanity....find out how THIS trip to the hospital goes, if
Squall will keep being anti-social--
Squall:.........
...don't inturupt! anyways... *continues on* if the Cids will fight again,
if Yuffie will find materia at this hospital, if Fred and Bill find Mario,
and why, oh why, won't Dr.Donez share those donuts?!
Dr.D: THEY'RE ALL MINE TO EAT!! DON'T EVEN THINK OF TAKING ONE!! I AM THE DONUT
KING! BWAHAHAHA!
uh...right...
Bill:*starts complaning about dumb elf shoes he had to wear and the dang
tree he was stuck in*
*starts singing* on the twelfth day of Christmas NC gave to me...
twelve Freds deathraying! Eleven Donezs Screaming! Ten Phones a Cloning!
*blah blah blah blah...later...* four lime liftoffs! three ice picks!
Two forts of doom! And the pidget Bill in a dang tree!
Bill:*mumbles* DON'T SING THAT!
...MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! *uses her AUTOR-ish powers to dissapear* *POOF*
Bill: oh suuure. Leave me here. *goes home*