*sits there playing FF8. At Fisherman's Horizen.(FH)
Watches the, er, I guess view of FH as you
exit the garden....yes...the..er..lovely view of
...an old man scratching his butt??!?! O_o;;;* ...ehehehehehehehe...
...er...oh, Hi! whee..I finally got FF8 for Christmas..(thats why I added FF8 to this story, I guess,
kinda fun to use too.)
oooh, and I also wrote this a while ago, as I am not currently watching the old man
scratch his bottom. wahahahhahahaha. Nor am I playing FF8 at the moment. That was like..
a couple months ago or more, or something.
I have FF10 now! And I'm almost finished with it! ...kind of!
*holds up FFX case, dramaticly, as dramatic music plays, and lightning...DRAMATICLY CLASHES!!
dramaticly!!!! ....dramatic!!!!
GWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!*
er.....
*ahem*
Well, it's disclaimer time.
Disclaimer:I don't own any ff7/8/9 characters, Dr.Donez, Fred, or Bill. Or Mario.
Just this story. yay.
And although you could probably maybe of figured this one out, but when
a word is in ()'s (like this) the character is whispering or mumbling something.
when the words are ((like this)) that means they are thinking. I'm not sure
which way I might have used them for other chapters in this story, but that's
how it will be from now on. Or at least in this chapter. Or maybe not. Or maybe. Or...
Ok, well on with the pointless OOC story. Mwhahahahhahahahahha! Fun.
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~*In NC land...(um, yes. That's what I'll call it. The Neglected Character Land! NC land.)*~
Fred:...Where's Mario when you need him?
I swear he ONLY appears when you want him around the least.
Bill: yeah...
Fred: So we're gonna have to go look for him.
*title screen appears*
(Bill and Fred's Quazi-Idiotic Adventure: The Search for Mario.
Rated 'R'. For retarded.)
Bill: Stupid title screen...
Fred:Well that's what we get for having to look for a stupid person.
Bill: Well I guess we're off to find Mario then...
Fred: Bye Dr.Donut. er, I mean...
Dr.D: *hiss* MY DONUTS!!!
Fred: well see ya, Dr.Dorknez.
Dr.D:GRRR!! Hey! Don't call me THAT! It's DONEZ! Dr.Donez!*close up*
*hides in the mountain of donuts*
*Fred and Bill leave to look for Mario*
~*Meanwhile, back to the FF7/8/9 characters, in the Hospital...*~
*people gawking at the large crowd...none other than our final fantasy friends.*
Seifer: Why don't you stop staring now? I know it may not be easy not
to when we have Chicken Wuss here...but...please, if you could just not
stare like that. You're probably hurting chicken wuss's feelings. ha ha ha!
Zell: H-hey! Enough with calling me that!
This is getting really stupid now too...'Chicken Wuss' this, 'Chicken Wuss' that...
Seifer: pff. Oh look, Chicken Wuss is trying to stand up for himself! Or something.
Pathetic.
Freya: *walks up to front counter* Got someone that's knocked out here.
Lady at counter:Ok. So... Are you the patient?
Freya: Do I look like I'm knocked out to you?!
Lady: uhh...well?? Gosh...don't ask me such hard questions!
uhm.. are you?
Freya: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT!!!
Zidane: *drops Cloud on the counter*
Cloud: *clunk*
Freya: This is the patient.
Lady: Are you sure? ...He looks fine to me.
Freya: *sigh* HOW?! HE IS KNOCKED OUT!! HEAR ME?!
Lady: Very well then...if you insist...
*dumps Cloud on a strecher and nurses wheel him off*
Freya: Now we just wait....
~*An hour later...*~
Zell: I'm hungry.
Vivi: M-me too.
Zell: Sure could go for a hotdog...
Vivi: A what?
Zell: Don't tell me you don't know what a hotdog is?!??!!?
*freaks out* You don't know WHAT your missin' kid!
Zidane: I thought we had that food...Alexandrian Hotdogs or something.
...Steiner liked those.
Vivi: O-oh yeah...
Zell:...So, who wants to come with me to get a hotdog?
...
....well?!
anyone?
Squall?
Squall: .........
Zell: Well how about it?
Squall: .........
Zell: Oh fine, be that way.
erm...Selphie? Rinoa? Irvine?
any of you other people?!
Dare I ask...Seifer?
Seifer: Ha! Right Chicken Wuss.
Go eat hotdogs by yourself. You're not a baby, now, are you?
Or will you get lost on the way? That must be it.
Zell: WHAT'D YA CALL ME?! bah. Oh well.Wouldn't want to go with you anyways.
hmm...Steiner? How 'bout you? You like hotdogs, right?
Steiner: moo
Zell: ...
I'll just go by myself.
*runs off to the...er...cafeteria in the hospital. yup. cafeteria. in the hospital.*
Zell: Man, what a big line...
*later...*
...I'd like a hotdog!
*expects them to be sold out..*
Worker: Ok, that'll be 20 gil.
Zell:...awww.....dangit!
oh, ok, 20 gil...here you go...*counts out 20 gil and begins to wonder off*
...WAIT..WHAT'D YA SAY!!?! There's hotdogs?!
YEEEEAHHH!!! WOOOOOOOOO, YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
Worker:...umm..yeah. *goes back to get hotdog* here ya go.
Zell: woohoo! *takes a bite into the hot dog, only to about brake his teeth *
owwwwwww!! What's this hot dog made out of?! Plastic?! yeech. I shoulda known
better than to get a hospital hotdog.
*leaves the hospital in search of a place
to eat a hotdog at*
~*Meanwhile, after Bill and Fred go through many stupid and dumb quests
and mindlessly easy puzzles to find Mario...
And then the last and hardest puzzles such as finding Mario's house, opening the door(GASP! That's one is SO hard to figure out!),
and calling Mario, telling him that Luigi is having a big pasta party at his house.~
Mario: *walks in*
Mario: ...Hey, where's Luigi? Where's-a-the pasta party?
Fred:...
Bill: Hey Mario...We've got something for you.
Mario:...Is it pasta?
Bill: uhm....well...
Fred: No, it's not. We have something for you do to. And there is no pasta here right now.
Mario: What? Work? ....must...walk...away...from...work...
iieee...work...bad...must avoid it at ALLLLL costs...
Fred: I assure you that you'll get pasta if you do this for us.
Mario: Ok-a! mmm...pasta...*drool*
Bill: Here, take this camera, and er, make sure it's hidden well.
Mario:*super glues it on top of his red cap*
Fred: *sigh* NEVER let Mario do anything himself...
Bill: oh well...Can't do nothin' about that now.
Mario: Now what?
Bill: follow these people. *hands him a picture of FF7/9 characters.*
Mario: Who?
Fred: *looks annoyed* the people in the picture.
Bill: Extra Warp!
*Mario falls in the warp and gets transported
to the world the ff7/8/9 characters are in*
Mario: *falls on butt* Ow-a! That-a-hurt.
*walks around aimlessly*
Fred: I'm not so sure that it was a good idea to send him...
~*Meanwhile, back to Zell*~
Zell: Man, I've checked, like, everywhere.
wait...Aha! Maybe I can get a hotdog there!
Mario: *somewhere near Zell* mmmm...hotdog..*drool*
I'll follow him. Need food. Need food now. Need food...
Zell:*walks in some gourmet restaurant and sits down*
Mario:*walks in and sits down by Zell*
Zell: ...uhhh....Who are you? Why is there a camera on your hat?
Why....
Mario: FOOD.
Zell: er....Ok, you want a hotdog too?
Mario: YES. FOOD.
Waiter: What would you gentlemen like to eat tonight?
Zell: Get us two hotdogs!
Waiter: Ok...
*returns later with the food*
Zell: Yeah!!! ..hotd--
WHAT is THIS?!
Waiter: A hotdog, sir.
Zell: It's covered in so much junk...*takes everything off of it so it's just a hotdog*
There! *takes a bite* AHHHH! It's not even a real hotdog! It's tofu!! What is this?!
Why must I be tortured so?!
Waiter: That's how a hotdog is supposed to be though...
Zell: No, no it's not. Come, Young Jedi, I shall show you the true meaning of a hotdog.
The most wonderful food..EVVVEEERRR...
Waiter: Huh?
Mario: *eats the gourmet hotdog thingy in one bite* mmm...still hungry....got any pasta?
oh, I see you do. I'd like to order ten of the pastas...
Zell: Come, I shall show you the hotdog way.
Waiter: Stay away from me! Freaks! *runs*
Zell: *blink* Fine. You shall never know the true meaning of a hotdog...
~*NC land*~
*Bill and Fred watch Mario, along with the Doctor.*
Fred: What's that idiot doing?! He's not finding who he's supposed to...
how can we see what destruction that furby caused when he's out chasing food?!
Bill: That one guy is wierd..*watching Zell* What's so special about a hotdog?
Microwave pizza is good.
Fred: I just know Mario's gonna totally screw this up.
Bill: You know what..I'm hungry.
Dr.D: oh, well Bill... Have one of these donuts. I have a ton of 'em! Go ahead!
Bill: ok! Thanks! *takes a donut*
Dr.D: AAAAIIIEEE!! MY DONUT!!! *smacks Bill's ..er..wing.(he's a bird thingy from
Super Mario brothers 2 so..)* Give that back!!!! That's mine!!!
Bill: But you said I could have one!
Dr.D: What?! That must of been crazy talk...
I'd have to be insane to say such a thing! INSAAAANE I tell ya!
Bill: You should be more respectful of the president. Man, everyone's
mean to me. I'm the president of you NC citizens!! I demand a donut!!!
hmph. I'll just go microwave some pizza. Because I am the best pizza
microwaver EEEVVVEEERRRRRR!
Fred: Riiight...
*stares at Dr.Donez and Bill*
~*Back to Zell*~
Zell:*goes on with a quest to find the perfect hotdog, with Mario following.*
Seifer: *appears* Ha. Going on some stupid hotdog quest, Chicken Wuss?
Zell:...Yeah. What do you care?
......and that's not my name!! Stop calling me that!!
Seifer: Whatever, Chicken Wuss. *dissapears*
*later...after much traveling*
Zell: Wow, look! We've finally made it! Hotdog mountain...
they say, at the very top, lies the most perfect hotdog in the world.
Prepare to see the most heavenly sight ever! Let's climb the mountain!
*later...*
Mario: *huff puff huff puff* This..is..hard work...can't climb any longer...
Zell: We've only been climbing for about 30 seconds...
*1 hour later*
Mario: *has to be carried the rest of the way up*
*at top*
Zell: Finally made it! The perfect hotdog will be mine...Lo and behold, the most heavenly sight ever, the--
Seifer: Hey, Chicken Wuss! Looking for this? *holds up hotdog*
Zell: YES!!! Hand the hotdog over!!! Please!!! AHHHHHHH!
Seifer: *eats hotdog*
Zell:....NOOOOOOOOOOOO*8 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours,
3 minutes, and 35 seconds later...*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seifer: ha ha! Too bad Chicken Wuss.
Zell: WHY?!?! why?!
Seifer: ha ha ha! What a great hotdog! It--
eech.....that hotdog was nasty tasting...
Zell: YOU ATE THE HOTDOG!! GRRR!! And you didn't even like it?! *punches at Seifer*
Seifer: hahahaha! You'll have to punch harder than that, Chicken Wu---WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*tumbles down mountain*
Zell:er...oops?
(heh heh heh.)
Seifer: Oh, this isn't the last time you'll hear from me!!!
Zell: *sarcasticly* ooh, I'm SO scared.
*heads back to the hospital*
~*at hospital*~
Freya: It's been hours...wonder if Cloud is ok?
Zell: *enters hospital* ...
Squall: .........
Selphie: What's wrong Zell?
Zell: Seifer ate the hotdog that I was going to eat...
I'll never get a hotdog...and I'm starving!
AUTHOR: *appears* awww...poor Zell.
*makes 100 hotdogs appear and then dissapears*
Zell: WOOOHOOOO! *freaks out* I must be in heaven! BOOYA!!!
*tries to stuff fifteen hotdogs in his mouth at once*
everyone: *stares*
Zell: Whupfft?!?!
Quistis: You're gonna choke on those, Zell...
Irvine: *talking to Quina* So, like, do you ever think of
eating your friends? I mean, you like to eat...and...like...
Quina: Course not! Me no think of eating friends! Not ever!
((mmm....roast Steiner served with mashed Zidane, covered with gravy,
with a side of Vivi...and for dessert, some nice frozen Eiko
with chocolate sauce...mmm....sound good...oh, and me no forget the frogs! yum-yum!))
Irvine: Ok, like, that's good.
*decides not to be afriad of Quina, since he got stuck sitting by it.*
For a while I thought, you'd like, try to eat everyone or something.
And then..like...try to eat, like, me too.
Quina: Nah. Me no eat friends, or you.
((mmm...fried Irvine...))
Selphie: We've been waiting here forever!
Squall: .........
Selphie: This is sooooo boring, don't ya think?
Squall: ...Whatever.
Zidane: AHHH! IT TALKS!!!!
FF7/9 characters: *jump back in shock*
Squall: .........
Rinoa: Sillys. Of course Squally-Wally-poo talks!
Squall: *looks disgusted*
Zidane: ....wow..it actually....TALKS....
Squall:...Whatever.
Amarant: Hey! That's my line!
Freya: I thought your line was "I'm too cool for '___insert word here___'."
Amarant: Yeah, well that too...but 'whatever' is my line!
Freya: Are you sure it wasn't "Whateva."? Or was it whatever....
hmm...
Cid: Yeah, will guess what. Our game came first!
Cid: Whatever.
Amarant: grrrr....
Cid: Our game is FF8! Yours is 9!! You obviously can't count at all.
Cid: Psh. Well I'm sure we got the word first...
Cid: FF8! FF9! We clearly were first. 8 IS BEFORE 9!!!
Cid:#*$&@($#&(@!!!well FF7 rules above all...
Cid: what?! You wish. FF8 is the best.
Cid: Whatever. FF9 is the best there ever was.
Amarant: STOP USING MY WORD!!!!
Freya: Hey now, Cids, the conversation wasn't about which game was best.
(Although we all know it was FF9.)
Squall: ...Whatever.
Amarant: *runs off crying like a little girl* MY WORD!!!!
Cid: (_#&$*(&@#*($&@*(#&$(*#&@($&@#(&#
Cid: What'd you say, rodent?! FF9 the best?! HA!
Cid:.....if you said what I think you did, well, you're right Freya.
Cid: ....what? grrr...
Cid:*#$)*(@&$*(#@!!!!!
*The Cids get in a fight*
Cid: *hiss*
Cid: reow!
Cid: oink!
Cid:.....oink?!
Cid: what the??? ^#*&@*#@*^!@%#@
Quistis: Hey! You three! Break it up, break it up! Stop fighting now!
What good is it gonna do you?
Cid: Well.....Zidane said he'd pay us each a dollar...
Quistis: *stares at Zidane* Zidane?
Zidane: *nervous grin* ehehehe?
Quistis: You guys realize that a dollar isn't worth very much gil, don't you?
Cid: Yes it is.
Quistis: Nope.
Cid: Really?
Quistis: Yup.
Cid: ...
Quistis: Why it's only worth 10 gil.
Cid: Whata rip off!
Cid:@#$^&@!!
*the three Cid's throw their $1 on the ground.*
Quistis: Yoink!! *grabs the three dollars and runs away laughing insanely*
Yeah! I'm going on a shopping spree!
Cid: Hey! I want my dollar back!
Quisits: Nya! Mine now! That's 3 million gil for me...*dissapears*
Cid: @(#&(@$*&#$(*#&%*(@#&%#@(%&#*$&#@($&#@(&# (#*@$&#@(*$#( $#&$(_ #(*$#@$ &@#$#
YOU............You said that was only 10 gil!! #@^$!!!
Zidane: ooh, I still have a dollar....
All Cids: Gimme!!!
*they tackle Zidane and fight over the dollar*
Dollar: *riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
All Cids:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Zidane: look what you did!
*another fight breaks out with the Cids and Zidane, and everyone else starts fighting for the fun of it.*
*POW BANG BOOM POW POW BANG SPLAT PLOP BURP POW BOOOOOOM BANG ROAR
uhmm...and other fighting noises!*
AUTHOR:*appears*
Everyone:*freezes*
AUTHOR: Stop this senseless fighting this instant! Or you shall all be...((ooh, gotta make this convincing now...ummm...))
Banished...into...uhh....the Pit o'...Furry....Cheese.....Flamingoes! ((d'oh!! great...what was that??))
Everyone: ...
AUTHOR: ((hmm? oh! Am I good or what? Well now that order has been restored this this fic..))
Pitiful mortals! Bwahahahahaha!!! *dissapears in a poof of orange smoke*
Squall: ....
((Idiot.))
Cid: um....I'd think she was a mortal too, so what was she talking about?!
Yuffie: Well they DO have magical powers ya know...them authors....but that doesn't really mean anything...
Zidane: The Pit o' Furry Cheese Flamingoes...? Huh? erm...that AUTHOR is strange.
....O'....? What's "o'"?
Freya: It means of.
Zidane: o'. hehe.
Freya:...
Zidane: Don't ya like my pun? o'! instead of oh!
Freya: nope, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
...and this is the slowest hospital ever, I swear...
Doctor: *appears with Cloud* Your friend has recovered fully. You know owe
me 10000 gil plus taxes. Thank you.
Freya: Ok. (Stupid hospital....)
Doctor: Oh, and that will be an additional 500 gil for living
in the presence of a doctor for one minute.
Freya: grrr....*pays 500 gil and quickly leaves*
*As everyone leaves, Yuffie examines the bowl up front*
Yuffie: ...Oh, I'm not falling for THAT again! *leaves*
*All of a sudden a burst of magic breaks a hole in the hospital and ChocoMog(or whatever it's called.
Hey, I haven't played FF7 in a looooong time.) along with other materia summons come running out*
Yuffie: *wide eyed* It...it...it...it...*almost has a heart attack* IT I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it WAS MATERIA THIS TIME!!!
WHAT?! THEY GIVE THAT STUFF OUT TO LITTLE KIDS!? ITS JUST SITTING UP THERE FOR ALL TO GRAB
AND AND AND AND AND...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! its not fair... I can't win. I just can't win.
Cloud: *yells from distance*
Yuffie, what are you being so slow about, nothing happened. Nothing at all....nothing..but...
a big explosion followed by a bunch of summons, which all must have happened from some materia that
was for free in there and anyone with a brain could have grabbed and it was free. Oh, and did I mention that
it was free? ....well that's my guess at what happened. But I dunno.
Yuffie: *eye twitches* WHYYYYYY??
why must I be tortured so??
Cloud: C'mon! Get over here before we all leave you!
Zell: *Blinks* Say...whatever happend to that tubby plumber
I met on my hotdog quest? hmm...
~*meanwhile...*~
Mario: Waiter! I'd-a-like to order a large pizza with
ALL the toppings.
Waiter: But Sir, that's your 11th pizza tonight...
Mario: ....so? That's-a-only my-a-snack...
Waiter: O_o;; ...ok then, Sir.
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Ok this chapter was kinda stupid. (Not that the other ones aren't. heh heh heh. In a good way that is...)
Also it's a bit long....er...well at least it seems like it is. Maybe it's not really. *shrugs* and sure, the idea of
Zell having a hotdog quest of some sort has been used at least a couple of times before by other people, but...
...whatever. *gets mauled by Amarant and people shouting 'THAT'S SQUALL'S LINE!!!!' and then
Amarant attacks the people for saying that, and a big fight breaks out*
owwwww....*shakes fist* DO I HAVE TO THROW YOU PEOPLE IN THE PIT O' FURRY CHEESE FLAMINGOES!?
*ahem* anyways, where was I? ...furry cheese flamingoes...why did I ever say that anyways? Why furry?
Why cheese? Why flamingoes? Oh well...the stupidness... bwahahaha!
Well the next chapter will actually have something to do with Chapter 8, and I have ideas for the next chapter...
if I don't forget 'em that it. Anyway I better write the next chapter soon before I forget.
I'll get back to Kuja and the evil furby and er...some other stuff..oh yeah Kuja finding Sephiroth's hideout.
..*blink* um...so...I'll go now. I'll go and type the next chapter...now...any second now...i'll be leaving..and...--
Cloud: HANG ON!!
Zidane: STOP!! Don't leave yet!!
Fujin: WAIT!
.....what's up with Fujin?
Zidane: I dunno.
Cloud: uh...?
Zidane: uhm...she had to say something?
Fujin: YES. *dissapear*
ooook than. And why'd you two interrupt my..er..leaving-ness?!
Zidane: well...
Cloud: you see...
Zidane: we've went this whole chapter without saying this!!
Cloud: so....
Zidane&Cloud: COOL BEANS!!!!!!
wahahahahahahahaha!!!
oh brother....
*Zidane and Cloud dissapear*
ok... well, so, I'll be leaving soon.
and...oh forget it. I'll just go now. *dissapears*
*re-appears*
....o.O;; hey I just noticed I spelled Aeris's name wrong like five times
in chapter 7....oops...heh heh... I probably made many other mistakes
in that chapter too, and in chapter 8. I'm sure there's stuff I didn't correct.
oh, fine, i'm going now...*hangs head* ...I see I am not wanted here...
*sniffle* *shuffles away* ....i'm leaving, i'm leaving...*poof, goes to type chapter 10*
Everyone: ......... (FINALLY. That took FOREVER...)
Watches the, er, I guess view of FH as you
exit the garden....yes...the..er..lovely view of
...an old man scratching his butt??!?! O_o;;;* ...ehehehehehehehe...
...er...oh, Hi! whee..I finally got FF8 for Christmas..(thats why I added FF8 to this story, I guess,
kinda fun to use too.)
oooh, and I also wrote this a while ago, as I am not currently watching the old man
scratch his bottom. wahahahhahahaha. Nor am I playing FF8 at the moment. That was like..
a couple months ago or more, or something.
I have FF10 now! And I'm almost finished with it! ...kind of!
*holds up FFX case, dramaticly, as dramatic music plays, and lightning...DRAMATICLY CLASHES!!
dramaticly!!!! ....dramatic!!!!
GWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!*
er.....
*ahem*
Well, it's disclaimer time.
Disclaimer:I don't own any ff7/8/9 characters, Dr.Donez, Fred, or Bill. Or Mario.
Just this story. yay.
And although you could probably maybe of figured this one out, but when
a word is in ()'s (like this) the character is whispering or mumbling something.
when the words are ((like this)) that means they are thinking. I'm not sure
which way I might have used them for other chapters in this story, but that's
how it will be from now on. Or at least in this chapter. Or maybe not. Or maybe. Or...
Ok, well on with the pointless OOC story. Mwhahahahhahahahahha! Fun.
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~*In NC land...(um, yes. That's what I'll call it. The Neglected Character Land! NC land.)*~
Fred:...Where's Mario when you need him?
I swear he ONLY appears when you want him around the least.
Bill: yeah...
Fred: So we're gonna have to go look for him.
*title screen appears*
(Bill and Fred's Quazi-Idiotic Adventure: The Search for Mario.
Rated 'R'. For retarded.)
Bill: Stupid title screen...
Fred:Well that's what we get for having to look for a stupid person.
Bill: Well I guess we're off to find Mario then...
Fred: Bye Dr.Donut. er, I mean...
Dr.D: *hiss* MY DONUTS!!!
Fred: well see ya, Dr.Dorknez.
Dr.D:GRRR!! Hey! Don't call me THAT! It's DONEZ! Dr.Donez!*close up*
*hides in the mountain of donuts*
*Fred and Bill leave to look for Mario*
~*Meanwhile, back to the FF7/8/9 characters, in the Hospital...*~
*people gawking at the large crowd...none other than our final fantasy friends.*
Seifer: Why don't you stop staring now? I know it may not be easy not
to when we have Chicken Wuss here...but...please, if you could just not
stare like that. You're probably hurting chicken wuss's feelings. ha ha ha!
Zell: H-hey! Enough with calling me that!
This is getting really stupid now too...'Chicken Wuss' this, 'Chicken Wuss' that...
Seifer: pff. Oh look, Chicken Wuss is trying to stand up for himself! Or something.
Pathetic.
Freya: *walks up to front counter* Got someone that's knocked out here.
Lady at counter:Ok. So... Are you the patient?
Freya: Do I look like I'm knocked out to you?!
Lady: uhh...well?? Gosh...don't ask me such hard questions!
uhm.. are you?
Freya: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT!!!
Zidane: *drops Cloud on the counter*
Cloud: *clunk*
Freya: This is the patient.
Lady: Are you sure? ...He looks fine to me.
Freya: *sigh* HOW?! HE IS KNOCKED OUT!! HEAR ME?!
Lady: Very well then...if you insist...
*dumps Cloud on a strecher and nurses wheel him off*
Freya: Now we just wait....
~*An hour later...*~
Zell: I'm hungry.
Vivi: M-me too.
Zell: Sure could go for a hotdog...
Vivi: A what?
Zell: Don't tell me you don't know what a hotdog is?!??!!?
*freaks out* You don't know WHAT your missin' kid!
Zidane: I thought we had that food...Alexandrian Hotdogs or something.
...Steiner liked those.
Vivi: O-oh yeah...
Zell:...So, who wants to come with me to get a hotdog?
...
....well?!
anyone?
Squall?
Squall: .........
Zell: Well how about it?
Squall: .........
Zell: Oh fine, be that way.
erm...Selphie? Rinoa? Irvine?
any of you other people?!
Dare I ask...Seifer?
Seifer: Ha! Right Chicken Wuss.
Go eat hotdogs by yourself. You're not a baby, now, are you?
Or will you get lost on the way? That must be it.
Zell: WHAT'D YA CALL ME?! bah. Oh well.Wouldn't want to go with you anyways.
hmm...Steiner? How 'bout you? You like hotdogs, right?
Steiner: moo
Zell: ...
I'll just go by myself.
*runs off to the...er...cafeteria in the hospital. yup. cafeteria. in the hospital.*
Zell: Man, what a big line...
*later...*
...I'd like a hotdog!
*expects them to be sold out..*
Worker: Ok, that'll be 20 gil.
Zell:...awww.....dangit!
oh, ok, 20 gil...here you go...*counts out 20 gil and begins to wonder off*
...WAIT..WHAT'D YA SAY!!?! There's hotdogs?!
YEEEEAHHH!!! WOOOOOOOOO, YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
Worker:...umm..yeah. *goes back to get hotdog* here ya go.
Zell: woohoo! *takes a bite into the hot dog, only to about brake his teeth *
owwwwwww!! What's this hot dog made out of?! Plastic?! yeech. I shoulda known
better than to get a hospital hotdog.
*leaves the hospital in search of a place
to eat a hotdog at*
~*Meanwhile, after Bill and Fred go through many stupid and dumb quests
and mindlessly easy puzzles to find Mario...
And then the last and hardest puzzles such as finding Mario's house, opening the door(GASP! That's one is SO hard to figure out!),
and calling Mario, telling him that Luigi is having a big pasta party at his house.~
Mario: *walks in*
Mario: ...Hey, where's Luigi? Where's-a-the pasta party?
Fred:...
Bill: Hey Mario...We've got something for you.
Mario:...Is it pasta?
Bill: uhm....well...
Fred: No, it's not. We have something for you do to. And there is no pasta here right now.
Mario: What? Work? ....must...walk...away...from...work...
iieee...work...bad...must avoid it at ALLLLL costs...
Fred: I assure you that you'll get pasta if you do this for us.
Mario: Ok-a! mmm...pasta...*drool*
Bill: Here, take this camera, and er, make sure it's hidden well.
Mario:*super glues it on top of his red cap*
Fred: *sigh* NEVER let Mario do anything himself...
Bill: oh well...Can't do nothin' about that now.
Mario: Now what?
Bill: follow these people. *hands him a picture of FF7/9 characters.*
Mario: Who?
Fred: *looks annoyed* the people in the picture.
Bill: Extra Warp!
*Mario falls in the warp and gets transported
to the world the ff7/8/9 characters are in*
Mario: *falls on butt* Ow-a! That-a-hurt.
*walks around aimlessly*
Fred: I'm not so sure that it was a good idea to send him...
~*Meanwhile, back to Zell*~
Zell: Man, I've checked, like, everywhere.
wait...Aha! Maybe I can get a hotdog there!
Mario: *somewhere near Zell* mmmm...hotdog..*drool*
I'll follow him. Need food. Need food now. Need food...
Zell:*walks in some gourmet restaurant and sits down*
Mario:*walks in and sits down by Zell*
Zell: ...uhhh....Who are you? Why is there a camera on your hat?
Why....
Mario: FOOD.
Zell: er....Ok, you want a hotdog too?
Mario: YES. FOOD.
Waiter: What would you gentlemen like to eat tonight?
Zell: Get us two hotdogs!
Waiter: Ok...
*returns later with the food*
Zell: Yeah!!! ..hotd--
WHAT is THIS?!
Waiter: A hotdog, sir.
Zell: It's covered in so much junk...*takes everything off of it so it's just a hotdog*
There! *takes a bite* AHHHH! It's not even a real hotdog! It's tofu!! What is this?!
Why must I be tortured so?!
Waiter: That's how a hotdog is supposed to be though...
Zell: No, no it's not. Come, Young Jedi, I shall show you the true meaning of a hotdog.
The most wonderful food..EVVVEEERRR...
Waiter: Huh?
Mario: *eats the gourmet hotdog thingy in one bite* mmm...still hungry....got any pasta?
oh, I see you do. I'd like to order ten of the pastas...
Zell: Come, I shall show you the hotdog way.
Waiter: Stay away from me! Freaks! *runs*
Zell: *blink* Fine. You shall never know the true meaning of a hotdog...
~*NC land*~
*Bill and Fred watch Mario, along with the Doctor.*
Fred: What's that idiot doing?! He's not finding who he's supposed to...
how can we see what destruction that furby caused when he's out chasing food?!
Bill: That one guy is wierd..*watching Zell* What's so special about a hotdog?
Microwave pizza is good.
Fred: I just know Mario's gonna totally screw this up.
Bill: You know what..I'm hungry.
Dr.D: oh, well Bill... Have one of these donuts. I have a ton of 'em! Go ahead!
Bill: ok! Thanks! *takes a donut*
Dr.D: AAAAIIIEEE!! MY DONUT!!! *smacks Bill's ..er..wing.(he's a bird thingy from
Super Mario brothers 2 so..)* Give that back!!!! That's mine!!!
Bill: But you said I could have one!
Dr.D: What?! That must of been crazy talk...
I'd have to be insane to say such a thing! INSAAAANE I tell ya!
Bill: You should be more respectful of the president. Man, everyone's
mean to me. I'm the president of you NC citizens!! I demand a donut!!!
hmph. I'll just go microwave some pizza. Because I am the best pizza
microwaver EEEVVVEEERRRRRR!
Fred: Riiight...
*stares at Dr.Donez and Bill*
~*Back to Zell*~
Zell:*goes on with a quest to find the perfect hotdog, with Mario following.*
Seifer: *appears* Ha. Going on some stupid hotdog quest, Chicken Wuss?
Zell:...Yeah. What do you care?
......and that's not my name!! Stop calling me that!!
Seifer: Whatever, Chicken Wuss. *dissapears*
*later...after much traveling*
Zell: Wow, look! We've finally made it! Hotdog mountain...
they say, at the very top, lies the most perfect hotdog in the world.
Prepare to see the most heavenly sight ever! Let's climb the mountain!
*later...*
Mario: *huff puff huff puff* This..is..hard work...can't climb any longer...
Zell: We've only been climbing for about 30 seconds...
*1 hour later*
Mario: *has to be carried the rest of the way up*
*at top*
Zell: Finally made it! The perfect hotdog will be mine...Lo and behold, the most heavenly sight ever, the--
Seifer: Hey, Chicken Wuss! Looking for this? *holds up hotdog*
Zell: YES!!! Hand the hotdog over!!! Please!!! AHHHHHHH!
Seifer: *eats hotdog*
Zell:....NOOOOOOOOOOOO*8 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours,
3 minutes, and 35 seconds later...*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seifer: ha ha! Too bad Chicken Wuss.
Zell: WHY?!?! why?!
Seifer: ha ha ha! What a great hotdog! It--
eech.....that hotdog was nasty tasting...
Zell: YOU ATE THE HOTDOG!! GRRR!! And you didn't even like it?! *punches at Seifer*
Seifer: hahahaha! You'll have to punch harder than that, Chicken Wu---WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*tumbles down mountain*
Zell:er...oops?
(heh heh heh.)
Seifer: Oh, this isn't the last time you'll hear from me!!!
Zell: *sarcasticly* ooh, I'm SO scared.
*heads back to the hospital*
~*at hospital*~
Freya: It's been hours...wonder if Cloud is ok?
Zell: *enters hospital* ...
Squall: .........
Selphie: What's wrong Zell?
Zell: Seifer ate the hotdog that I was going to eat...
I'll never get a hotdog...and I'm starving!
AUTHOR: *appears* awww...poor Zell.
*makes 100 hotdogs appear and then dissapears*
Zell: WOOOHOOOO! *freaks out* I must be in heaven! BOOYA!!!
*tries to stuff fifteen hotdogs in his mouth at once*
everyone: *stares*
Zell: Whupfft?!?!
Quistis: You're gonna choke on those, Zell...
Irvine: *talking to Quina* So, like, do you ever think of
eating your friends? I mean, you like to eat...and...like...
Quina: Course not! Me no think of eating friends! Not ever!
((mmm....roast Steiner served with mashed Zidane, covered with gravy,
with a side of Vivi...and for dessert, some nice frozen Eiko
with chocolate sauce...mmm....sound good...oh, and me no forget the frogs! yum-yum!))
Irvine: Ok, like, that's good.
*decides not to be afriad of Quina, since he got stuck sitting by it.*
For a while I thought, you'd like, try to eat everyone or something.
And then..like...try to eat, like, me too.
Quina: Nah. Me no eat friends, or you.
((mmm...fried Irvine...))
Selphie: We've been waiting here forever!
Squall: .........
Selphie: This is sooooo boring, don't ya think?
Squall: ...Whatever.
Zidane: AHHH! IT TALKS!!!!
FF7/9 characters: *jump back in shock*
Squall: .........
Rinoa: Sillys. Of course Squally-Wally-poo talks!
Squall: *looks disgusted*
Zidane: ....wow..it actually....TALKS....
Squall:...Whatever.
Amarant: Hey! That's my line!
Freya: I thought your line was "I'm too cool for '___insert word here___'."
Amarant: Yeah, well that too...but 'whatever' is my line!
Freya: Are you sure it wasn't "Whateva."? Or was it whatever....
hmm...
Cid: Yeah, will guess what. Our game came first!
Cid: Whatever.
Amarant: grrrr....
Cid: Our game is FF8! Yours is 9!! You obviously can't count at all.
Cid: Psh. Well I'm sure we got the word first...
Cid: FF8! FF9! We clearly were first. 8 IS BEFORE 9!!!
Cid:#*$&@($#&(@!!!well FF7 rules above all...
Cid: what?! You wish. FF8 is the best.
Cid: Whatever. FF9 is the best there ever was.
Amarant: STOP USING MY WORD!!!!
Freya: Hey now, Cids, the conversation wasn't about which game was best.
(Although we all know it was FF9.)
Squall: ...Whatever.
Amarant: *runs off crying like a little girl* MY WORD!!!!
Cid: (_#&$*(&@#*($&@*(#&$(*#&@($&@#(&#
Cid: What'd you say, rodent?! FF9 the best?! HA!
Cid:.....if you said what I think you did, well, you're right Freya.
Cid: ....what? grrr...
Cid:*#$)*(@&$*(#@!!!!!
*The Cids get in a fight*
Cid: *hiss*
Cid: reow!
Cid: oink!
Cid:.....oink?!
Cid: what the??? ^#*&@*#@*^!@%#@
Quistis: Hey! You three! Break it up, break it up! Stop fighting now!
What good is it gonna do you?
Cid: Well.....Zidane said he'd pay us each a dollar...
Quistis: *stares at Zidane* Zidane?
Zidane: *nervous grin* ehehehe?
Quistis: You guys realize that a dollar isn't worth very much gil, don't you?
Cid: Yes it is.
Quistis: Nope.
Cid: Really?
Quistis: Yup.
Cid: ...
Quistis: Why it's only worth 10 gil.
Cid: Whata rip off!
Cid:@#$^&@!!
*the three Cid's throw their $1 on the ground.*
Quistis: Yoink!! *grabs the three dollars and runs away laughing insanely*
Yeah! I'm going on a shopping spree!
Cid: Hey! I want my dollar back!
Quisits: Nya! Mine now! That's 3 million gil for me...*dissapears*
Cid: @(#&(@$*&#$(*#&%*(@#&%#@(%&#*$&#@($&#@(&# (#*@$&#@(*$#( $#&$(_ #(*$#@$ &@#$#
YOU............You said that was only 10 gil!! #@^$!!!
Zidane: ooh, I still have a dollar....
All Cids: Gimme!!!
*they tackle Zidane and fight over the dollar*
Dollar: *riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
All Cids:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Zidane: look what you did!
*another fight breaks out with the Cids and Zidane, and everyone else starts fighting for the fun of it.*
*POW BANG BOOM POW POW BANG SPLAT PLOP BURP POW BOOOOOOM BANG ROAR
uhmm...and other fighting noises!*
AUTHOR:*appears*
Everyone:*freezes*
AUTHOR: Stop this senseless fighting this instant! Or you shall all be...((ooh, gotta make this convincing now...ummm...))
Banished...into...uhh....the Pit o'...Furry....Cheese.....Flamingoes! ((d'oh!! great...what was that??))
Everyone: ...
AUTHOR: ((hmm? oh! Am I good or what? Well now that order has been restored this this fic..))
Pitiful mortals! Bwahahahahaha!!! *dissapears in a poof of orange smoke*
Squall: ....
((Idiot.))
Cid: um....I'd think she was a mortal too, so what was she talking about?!
Yuffie: Well they DO have magical powers ya know...them authors....but that doesn't really mean anything...
Zidane: The Pit o' Furry Cheese Flamingoes...? Huh? erm...that AUTHOR is strange.
....O'....? What's "o'"?
Freya: It means of.
Zidane: o'. hehe.
Freya:...
Zidane: Don't ya like my pun? o'! instead of oh!
Freya: nope, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
...and this is the slowest hospital ever, I swear...
Doctor: *appears with Cloud* Your friend has recovered fully. You know owe
me 10000 gil plus taxes. Thank you.
Freya: Ok. (Stupid hospital....)
Doctor: Oh, and that will be an additional 500 gil for living
in the presence of a doctor for one minute.
Freya: grrr....*pays 500 gil and quickly leaves*
*As everyone leaves, Yuffie examines the bowl up front*
Yuffie: ...Oh, I'm not falling for THAT again! *leaves*
*All of a sudden a burst of magic breaks a hole in the hospital and ChocoMog(or whatever it's called.
Hey, I haven't played FF7 in a looooong time.) along with other materia summons come running out*
Yuffie: *wide eyed* It...it...it...it...*almost has a heart attack* IT I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it WAS MATERIA THIS TIME!!!
WHAT?! THEY GIVE THAT STUFF OUT TO LITTLE KIDS!? ITS JUST SITTING UP THERE FOR ALL TO GRAB
AND AND AND AND AND...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! its not fair... I can't win. I just can't win.
Cloud: *yells from distance*
Yuffie, what are you being so slow about, nothing happened. Nothing at all....nothing..but...
a big explosion followed by a bunch of summons, which all must have happened from some materia that
was for free in there and anyone with a brain could have grabbed and it was free. Oh, and did I mention that
it was free? ....well that's my guess at what happened. But I dunno.
Yuffie: *eye twitches* WHYYYYYY??
why must I be tortured so??
Cloud: C'mon! Get over here before we all leave you!
Zell: *Blinks* Say...whatever happend to that tubby plumber
I met on my hotdog quest? hmm...
~*meanwhile...*~
Mario: Waiter! I'd-a-like to order a large pizza with
ALL the toppings.
Waiter: But Sir, that's your 11th pizza tonight...
Mario: ....so? That's-a-only my-a-snack...
Waiter: O_o;; ...ok then, Sir.
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Ok this chapter was kinda stupid. (Not that the other ones aren't. heh heh heh. In a good way that is...)
Also it's a bit long....er...well at least it seems like it is. Maybe it's not really. *shrugs* and sure, the idea of
Zell having a hotdog quest of some sort has been used at least a couple of times before by other people, but...
...whatever. *gets mauled by Amarant and people shouting 'THAT'S SQUALL'S LINE!!!!' and then
Amarant attacks the people for saying that, and a big fight breaks out*
owwwww....*shakes fist* DO I HAVE TO THROW YOU PEOPLE IN THE PIT O' FURRY CHEESE FLAMINGOES!?
*ahem* anyways, where was I? ...furry cheese flamingoes...why did I ever say that anyways? Why furry?
Why cheese? Why flamingoes? Oh well...the stupidness... bwahahaha!
Well the next chapter will actually have something to do with Chapter 8, and I have ideas for the next chapter...
if I don't forget 'em that it. Anyway I better write the next chapter soon before I forget.
I'll get back to Kuja and the evil furby and er...some other stuff..oh yeah Kuja finding Sephiroth's hideout.
..*blink* um...so...I'll go now. I'll go and type the next chapter...now...any second now...i'll be leaving..and...--
Cloud: HANG ON!!
Zidane: STOP!! Don't leave yet!!
Fujin: WAIT!
.....what's up with Fujin?
Zidane: I dunno.
Cloud: uh...?
Zidane: uhm...she had to say something?
Fujin: YES. *dissapear*
ooook than. And why'd you two interrupt my..er..leaving-ness?!
Zidane: well...
Cloud: you see...
Zidane: we've went this whole chapter without saying this!!
Cloud: so....
Zidane&Cloud: COOL BEANS!!!!!!
wahahahahahahahaha!!!
oh brother....
*Zidane and Cloud dissapear*
ok... well, so, I'll be leaving soon.
and...oh forget it. I'll just go now. *dissapears*
*re-appears*
....o.O;; hey I just noticed I spelled Aeris's name wrong like five times
in chapter 7....oops...heh heh... I probably made many other mistakes
in that chapter too, and in chapter 8. I'm sure there's stuff I didn't correct.
oh, fine, i'm going now...*hangs head* ...I see I am not wanted here...
*sniffle* *shuffles away* ....i'm leaving, i'm leaving...*poof, goes to type chapter 10*
Everyone: ......... (FINALLY. That took FOREVER...)