MWAHAHAHAH! oohhh yeaah....Ive got my computer back! yay for me!
You people weren't aware, but maybe about, say, two or three-ish
months ago my computer crashed. I've had to use the old computer since.
It was slow and I couldn't even get to this site with it...but now I've got
a new computer again! (well kinda. My dad just got some new stuff to
put in the crashed computer...or something...so it's tons faster
now) So I've finally got a chance to type the rest of this.
Disclaimer: I don't own the games, don't own the characters.
blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. Same old stuff. Final Fantasy
Characters belong to Square Soft, Mario to Nintendo, Citrus Man, Fred,
Bill, Dr.Donez to www.smbhq.com/nc. Oh yes, and remember banging your head
against the wall burns 150 calories per hour! mwa! (It's a weird fact I read on
someone's site.) So next time you bang your head against a wall remember, you're
burning 150 calories every hour!
*On the way back the characters see a strange character...*
Cloud: You guys shoulda told me the freak show was in town!
Freya: Shush, that's not polite...
Cloud: But...but...I mean...
Zidane: Er, well look at that hair-do for example!
Cloud: That's right!
Zidane: And that weird scar thingy on his forhead...
Zell: *eyes go wide* Ahh! It has the horns of Ifrit!!!
Cloud: That's his hair!
Zell: Oh....still looks like he has Ifrit horns to me...
*Have you guessed who they are talking about yet?
No? Yes? Well it was Seymour from FF10 walking out
of that dry cleaners Kuja goes to.*
Freya: You guys! I told you to shut up! Now he's staring at us!
Zidane:...uh.....HI!!!! o_O;;
Seymour: ....
Zidane: ok than.
Seymour: *continues to walk on*
Zell: That guy has some freaky hair!
Seymour: Do you wish to die?
I'll gladly take you out of your misery...
Let death be your peaceful slumber.
Squall: ((weirdo.))
Zell: O_O ahhh! *hides behind Squall*
Squall: .........
Seifer: *appears* Ha, scared chicken wuss?
What are you hiding from?
Zell: *stops hiding and begins punching at the air as usual*
Where'd you come from?!
Seifer: *Shrug*
Zell: Well...uhh....go away!
Seifer: Fat chance, Chicken Wuss.
Zell: dang.
Mario: *appears out of no where* Did someone-a say my name?
Seifer: Not unless your name is fat, tubby.
Mario: oh-a. ok, I'm leaving-a. *leaves*
~*Meanwhile, NC Land...*~
Fred:...NOOOO! MARIO!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THEM!
Dr.D: It does no good to shout. He can't here you.
Fred: But I thought I told you to put in a microphone thingy and
earphones...
Dr.D: Oh...I thought you were just giving me those.
Fred: Where are they?!
Dr.D: uh...well...
Fred: You lost them didn't you?
Dr.D: uhm..
Fred: Oh well Forget about it...Wait...
Where'd the furby go?! Mario was by them and...No destruction
was being made by a furby!
~*Back to the FF characters*~
Quina: Who you calling fat then Seifer? me?
Irvine: ...do as Rinoa does.
Quina: *to Seifer* You is meanie!
Seifer: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
Quina: Oh.
Seymour: hmph...I'll let you live this time...
.....Chicken Wuss. ((whatta weird name...))
*walks away*
Zell: IT'S ZELL! The name's Zell!! ZELL!!!!!
Cid: The #*&^@#$ was that?
Seymour: *pops by again*
say, do you people know where I can find Sephiroth?
Cloud: Oh yeah, sure, ehm...
Seymour: Well?
Cloud: that way somewhere...*points*
Seymours: Thanks. *leaves*
Yuffie: Cloud!
Cloud: What? What did I do?
Yuffie: Well obviously that was some
evil character! You don't just direct him over to Sephiroth!
Cloud: ....who?
Yuffie: ...
~*Meanwhile...*~
E.T.: *reaches out with glowing index finger*
Kid: *reaches out to touch finger with his finger*
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!!!*
E.T.: OOPS....
um.....E.T. phone home! *runs*
Kid:*sizzle*
~* Back to everyone else... *~
Cloud: E.T. ...?
Zidane: ok... What did THAT have to do with anything?
AUTHOR: *appears*
Are you questioning ME, the alimighty AUTHOR?
Zidane: *gulp* uhh...no author, sir.
AUTHOR: That's Ma'am! And...
AUTHOR is to be all in caps! 'Cause I rule above you all!
Got it?
Zidane: Sir, yes, Ma'am!
AUTHOR: DON'T BE STUPID! -.-;;
Zidane: ....yes miss AUTHOR...
AUTHOR: This time I'll let you off easy.
But next time...
let's just say...The pit o' furry cheese flamingoes is waiting for you!
Zidane: the who?
oh yeah..THEM...
AUTHOR: Yes...THEM...
Cloud: ...who?
AUTHOR and Zidane: *like mind-less zombies* THEM...
Cloud: ...THEM...?
AUTHOR and Zidane: YES, THEM...
Cloud: WHO'S THEM!??!
AUTHOR and Zidane: THEM....
Cloud: WHO?!
AUTHOR and Zidane: THEM...
Cloud: THEM?!?!?! WHAT??!?! WHO???
AUTHOR and Zidane: ...THEM...
Cloud: er, ok. STOP WITH THE FREAKYNESS!
Zidane: ok.
Cloud: Good. Cool beans.
AUTHOR: NOOOO! NEVER!!! I'LL NEVAH STOP WITH DAH FREAKAYNEZZ!
THEM WILL GET YOUZ ALLLLLLZZZ! *dissapears in a poof of...rasins.*
Amarant: I'm too cool for THEM.
Cid:....what the? Rasins??? #$@&^!!!
AUTHOR: *reappears in a poof of baby powder* oh, that.
uhmm...I ran out of smoke bombs from fourth of July...
*dissapears in poof of flour*
Cid: ...well why rasins of all things? I hate rasins...
Squall: .........
Seifer: uhmmm...ya know what? I'll be leaving now.
Zell: GOOD! LEAVE! BE GONE!!!!!
Seifer: Well I will Chicken Wuss. *runs*
~*Later....
Everyone gets back...to..er..home. Wherever that is. Who knows,
who cares. Be confused.*~
Barret: Yo Foo's!
All: Hi Barret.
Cloud: Wait...How did ALL of you know who he was?
Some of you never met Barret yet!
Zell: uh...
Selphie: I KNOW! I KNOW!! I KNOW--
Squall: .........
Irvine: Like, because--
Rinoa: It's fairly obvious, I mean--
Cloud: Say uhh...*subject change* Why is it that all these Cids are here anyways?
Rinoa: Meanie! You asked us a question and don't even let us answer!
Cloud: ANSWER MY QUESTION NOW OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FURRY TOUPAE!
That I bought from ....Wal-Mart!
Freya: Puh-lease...
Zell: Now really, of ALL things Cloud...This is REALLY stupid.
Cloud: Now i know i'm not bald, so you might wonder why I have
a toupae...
Zell: No, not really...
Cloud: Oh c'mon! I bet you're all wondering...whhhyyy...
Zel: Nah, not interested at all.
Cloud: oh...*sniffle* I see...
But anyways. Why are all these Cids here? I mean...they aren't really that
important to our games--
Two of the Cids: Hey! What do you mean not important!?
Cid: HEY! I'M ONE OF THE 'MAIN' CHARACTERS!! #$&@($&#$@#$&*@#!
Cloud: oh yeah. heh heh heh. Of course your here, Cid Highwind.
As an important character...
Cid: Of course. I'm important....
Cloud: But still...
Cid: Uhm...wait, why am I here anyways?
oh yeah...There's an airship convention going on!
Cid: Yeah, that's it.
Cid: Really? I'm goin' to that! But..why'd no one tell me 'til now?? @#^$@#!!!
Zidane: Who's all going to this convention?
Cid: Um...let's see...me...Cid...Cid...and...
*thinks* Oh yeah let's not forget Cid. *looks at a list*
Zidane: uh...are you sure this isn't a Cid convention?
Cid: It's not! Really! *checks list* uhm...we got lots more people!
like...uhm....uhhh...and...
erm....don't forget...uh....
Zidane: See it is too! Gimme that list.
Cid: ok...
Zidane: *looks at list* let's see...Cid...Cid..Cid...*later* Cid...
Sheesh, how many Cids are there?
It's not possible for there to be THIS many Cids is it?
Cid: Hey give me back that list!
Zidane: Alright regent...
Cid: It's not a Cid convention...
Zidane: Whatever you say.
Cid: It's an Airship convention!
Zidane: ...Whatever.
Rabid Squall Fan Group: HIIISSSSSS!
Zidane: ......yeah, i know. Squall's line.
Amarant: NO! MINE!!!
Rabid Squall Fan Group: hiiissss *all foam at their mouths and begin chasing Amarant*
Amarant: AHHHHHHHH!
Zidane: O_O
Cloud: Ok then...
Kuja: *skips by in a pink tutu holding the furby--who is also in a pink tutu.
He's on his merry lil' way to the sign. You know the one.
The one that says "Sephiroth's Hideout ------"*
Quina: *Screams* AHHH! IS GIRLY MAN! KUJA! *runs away*
Cloud: ...say, whatever happened to that Garnet person?
Zidane: ...who?
Freya: Ya know...Garnet...THE PERSON YOU'RE MARRIED TO!
Zidane: I'm married?
Freya: -_-;
~*Meanwhile.....in a place called Termina...w/ Silver-Star's fic theme...*~
Garnet: ...huh? Now where am I?
Link: YOU! YOU HAVE EPONA!
Tatl: That's a bird for one thing...
Link:Yeah, you're right...
Well then...YOU! YOU HAVE MY SKITTLES!
*foams at mouth, has VERY high skittles craving*
Garnet: what? no! o.O;;
Link:Darn...I should have known better...
Garnet:hmm. well I'm obviously in the wrong fic.
Stupid chocobo got me lost again...
Link: skittles...need....*stares at Garnet*
GIANT SKITTLE!! *sees a hallucination of a giant skittle*
Garnet: ahhh! Get away! I am NOT a skittle!!!
Link: *chases Garnet* COME BACK SKITTLE!!!
Tatl: o_O; um, ok.
~*Back to everyone else...*~
Zidane: Say, Eiko's not here either. YAY! er...I mean...
Wonder what she's up to...
AUTHOR: *appears* ah, I can look into that....BWAHAHAHA HAHAHAH
AHAHAHHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAH *cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*poof, dissapear*
~*Meanwhile....*~
AUTHOR: *appears*
Hey Eiko..*snicker* ....want some..er...candy?
Eiko:....CANDY!! Yeah! I want some!
AUTHOR: *Hands Eiko ten strips of the Cool Mint Listerine Oral Care Strips*
Eiko: *eats all of them at once*
AUTHOR: WAHAHAHAHA! *watches Eiko make faces* fun.
Eiko: AHHHHH! IT BURNS!!! AHhHHH! AHHHhhHhHhhHHHh!
*runs in circles* WATER! *drinks water, but it doesn't help the overly mintyness.
In fact...it..MAKES IT WORSE! WAHAHHAHA!*
AUTHOR: mwa!*dissapears in a poof of M&Ms*
AUTHOR: *reappers, looking around suspisously, and then eats the
M&Ms off the ground, then walks away.*
~*Meanwhile (with the actual link in the OOT game)*~
Gannondork...erm...I mean Gannondorf: awwww, come here clefairy, your so cute!
*makes a kissy face at the pokemon*
Link:*walks in to defeat Gannon only to see this.* O___o;;
~*Meanwhile...*~
Kuja:*arrives at the sign* ooohhh yeahhh....REVENGE TIME!
YOU STUPID SIGN!
Seymour: *walks by*
Kuja:DIE STUPID SIGN DIE!!! C'MON FURBY! DO SOMETHING!
Seymour: ...huh?
Kuja: KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!
Seymour: um...what are you doing?
Kuja: This sign! It won't tell me where Sephiroth's hideout is!!
Seymour: But--
Kuja: EEEE!!! STUPID FURBY! *throws it at the sign*
Furby:*while in air* wheeeeeeeee!
*clunk*
Furby: Again, again!
Kuja: WHYYYYY WON'T YOU TELL ME YOU RETARED SIGN?
Seymour: But the sign--
Kuja: yeah, I know. It's stupid.
*picks up the furby*
Seymour: but...
Kuja: DIIIIIIEEEE! *kicks the sign* ahhh! I stubbed my toe!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Seymour: I give up...*walks past Kuja for a little while,
and enters the building that is Sephiroth's hideout*
Kuja: ATTACK FURBY! ATTACK!!!
Furby: *shoots death rays from its eyes*
Kuja: yeah!
*the ray somehow bounces off the sign and hits Kuja*
Kuja: yay! er....OW!
man, this is tough. The sign used some kind of
reflect magic or something!
grrr...stupid clever secretive sign...
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(*can't think of anything to end chapter with, so just cuts it off there*)
Why doez Zidane have a furry toupae? What's the use? Will Kuja EVER
figure out just where Sephiroth's hideout is? Will he ever defeat the
Evil sign? How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?
uhhhh....yeah. well that's all I can think of for now. wheee.
For now I might just be out of ideas. (*GASP* perhaps writers block?! I dunno.)
eh...if you want, give suggestions in a review...something for them to ruin--er
....I mean...something for a plot or something. Somewhere for them to visit or...
...well whatever. Well I'm sure I'll come up with some more stuff...infact..I kind
of have some ideas already...er...oh well. Suggest if you want anyways! =P
*poof, dissapear*
You people weren't aware, but maybe about, say, two or three-ish
months ago my computer crashed. I've had to use the old computer since.
It was slow and I couldn't even get to this site with it...but now I've got
a new computer again! (well kinda. My dad just got some new stuff to
put in the crashed computer...or something...so it's tons faster
now) So I've finally got a chance to type the rest of this.
Disclaimer: I don't own the games, don't own the characters.
blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. Same old stuff. Final Fantasy
Characters belong to Square Soft, Mario to Nintendo, Citrus Man, Fred,
Bill, Dr.Donez to www.smbhq.com/nc. Oh yes, and remember banging your head
against the wall burns 150 calories per hour! mwa! (It's a weird fact I read on
someone's site.) So next time you bang your head against a wall remember, you're
burning 150 calories every hour!
*On the way back the characters see a strange character...*
Cloud: You guys shoulda told me the freak show was in town!
Freya: Shush, that's not polite...
Cloud: But...but...I mean...
Zidane: Er, well look at that hair-do for example!
Cloud: That's right!
Zidane: And that weird scar thingy on his forhead...
Zell: *eyes go wide* Ahh! It has the horns of Ifrit!!!
Cloud: That's his hair!
Zell: Oh....still looks like he has Ifrit horns to me...
*Have you guessed who they are talking about yet?
No? Yes? Well it was Seymour from FF10 walking out
of that dry cleaners Kuja goes to.*
Freya: You guys! I told you to shut up! Now he's staring at us!
Zidane:...uh.....HI!!!! o_O;;
Seymour: ....
Zidane: ok than.
Seymour: *continues to walk on*
Zell: That guy has some freaky hair!
Seymour: Do you wish to die?
I'll gladly take you out of your misery...
Let death be your peaceful slumber.
Squall: ((weirdo.))
Zell: O_O ahhh! *hides behind Squall*
Squall: .........
Seifer: *appears* Ha, scared chicken wuss?
What are you hiding from?
Zell: *stops hiding and begins punching at the air as usual*
Where'd you come from?!
Seifer: *Shrug*
Zell: Well...uhh....go away!
Seifer: Fat chance, Chicken Wuss.
Zell: dang.
Mario: *appears out of no where* Did someone-a say my name?
Seifer: Not unless your name is fat, tubby.
Mario: oh-a. ok, I'm leaving-a. *leaves*
~*Meanwhile, NC Land...*~
Fred:...NOOOO! MARIO!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THEM!
Dr.D: It does no good to shout. He can't here you.
Fred: But I thought I told you to put in a microphone thingy and
earphones...
Dr.D: Oh...I thought you were just giving me those.
Fred: Where are they?!
Dr.D: uh...well...
Fred: You lost them didn't you?
Dr.D: uhm..
Fred: Oh well Forget about it...Wait...
Where'd the furby go?! Mario was by them and...No destruction
was being made by a furby!
~*Back to the FF characters*~
Quina: Who you calling fat then Seifer? me?
Irvine: ...do as Rinoa does.
Quina: *to Seifer* You is meanie!
Seifer: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
Quina: Oh.
Seymour: hmph...I'll let you live this time...
.....Chicken Wuss. ((whatta weird name...))
*walks away*
Zell: IT'S ZELL! The name's Zell!! ZELL!!!!!
Cid: The #*&^@#$ was that?
Seymour: *pops by again*
say, do you people know where I can find Sephiroth?
Cloud: Oh yeah, sure, ehm...
Seymour: Well?
Cloud: that way somewhere...*points*
Seymours: Thanks. *leaves*
Yuffie: Cloud!
Cloud: What? What did I do?
Yuffie: Well obviously that was some
evil character! You don't just direct him over to Sephiroth!
Cloud: ....who?
Yuffie: ...
~*Meanwhile...*~
E.T.: *reaches out with glowing index finger*
Kid: *reaches out to touch finger with his finger*
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!!!*
E.T.: OOPS....
um.....E.T. phone home! *runs*
Kid:*sizzle*
~* Back to everyone else... *~
Cloud: E.T. ...?
Zidane: ok... What did THAT have to do with anything?
AUTHOR: *appears*
Are you questioning ME, the alimighty AUTHOR?
Zidane: *gulp* uhh...no author, sir.
AUTHOR: That's Ma'am! And...
AUTHOR is to be all in caps! 'Cause I rule above you all!
Got it?
Zidane: Sir, yes, Ma'am!
AUTHOR: DON'T BE STUPID! -.-;;
Zidane: ....yes miss AUTHOR...
AUTHOR: This time I'll let you off easy.
But next time...
let's just say...The pit o' furry cheese flamingoes is waiting for you!
Zidane: the who?
oh yeah..THEM...
AUTHOR: Yes...THEM...
Cloud: ...who?
AUTHOR and Zidane: *like mind-less zombies* THEM...
Cloud: ...THEM...?
AUTHOR and Zidane: YES, THEM...
Cloud: WHO'S THEM!??!
AUTHOR and Zidane: THEM....
Cloud: WHO?!
AUTHOR and Zidane: THEM...
Cloud: THEM?!?!?! WHAT??!?! WHO???
AUTHOR and Zidane: ...THEM...
Cloud: er, ok. STOP WITH THE FREAKYNESS!
Zidane: ok.
Cloud: Good. Cool beans.
AUTHOR: NOOOO! NEVER!!! I'LL NEVAH STOP WITH DAH FREAKAYNEZZ!
THEM WILL GET YOUZ ALLLLLLZZZ! *dissapears in a poof of...rasins.*
Amarant: I'm too cool for THEM.
Cid:....what the? Rasins??? #$@&^!!!
AUTHOR: *reappears in a poof of baby powder* oh, that.
uhmm...I ran out of smoke bombs from fourth of July...
*dissapears in poof of flour*
Cid: ...well why rasins of all things? I hate rasins...
Squall: .........
Seifer: uhmmm...ya know what? I'll be leaving now.
Zell: GOOD! LEAVE! BE GONE!!!!!
Seifer: Well I will Chicken Wuss. *runs*
~*Later....
Everyone gets back...to..er..home. Wherever that is. Who knows,
who cares. Be confused.*~
Barret: Yo Foo's!
All: Hi Barret.
Cloud: Wait...How did ALL of you know who he was?
Some of you never met Barret yet!
Zell: uh...
Selphie: I KNOW! I KNOW!! I KNOW--
Squall: .........
Irvine: Like, because--
Rinoa: It's fairly obvious, I mean--
Cloud: Say uhh...*subject change* Why is it that all these Cids are here anyways?
Rinoa: Meanie! You asked us a question and don't even let us answer!
Cloud: ANSWER MY QUESTION NOW OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FURRY TOUPAE!
That I bought from ....Wal-Mart!
Freya: Puh-lease...
Zell: Now really, of ALL things Cloud...This is REALLY stupid.
Cloud: Now i know i'm not bald, so you might wonder why I have
a toupae...
Zell: No, not really...
Cloud: Oh c'mon! I bet you're all wondering...whhhyyy...
Zel: Nah, not interested at all.
Cloud: oh...*sniffle* I see...
But anyways. Why are all these Cids here? I mean...they aren't really that
important to our games--
Two of the Cids: Hey! What do you mean not important!?
Cid: HEY! I'M ONE OF THE 'MAIN' CHARACTERS!! #$&@($&#$@#$&*@#!
Cloud: oh yeah. heh heh heh. Of course your here, Cid Highwind.
As an important character...
Cid: Of course. I'm important....
Cloud: But still...
Cid: Uhm...wait, why am I here anyways?
oh yeah...There's an airship convention going on!
Cid: Yeah, that's it.
Cid: Really? I'm goin' to that! But..why'd no one tell me 'til now?? @#^$@#!!!
Zidane: Who's all going to this convention?
Cid: Um...let's see...me...Cid...Cid...and...
*thinks* Oh yeah let's not forget Cid. *looks at a list*
Zidane: uh...are you sure this isn't a Cid convention?
Cid: It's not! Really! *checks list* uhm...we got lots more people!
like...uhm....uhhh...and...
erm....don't forget...uh....
Zidane: See it is too! Gimme that list.
Cid: ok...
Zidane: *looks at list* let's see...Cid...Cid..Cid...*later* Cid...
Sheesh, how many Cids are there?
It's not possible for there to be THIS many Cids is it?
Cid: Hey give me back that list!
Zidane: Alright regent...
Cid: It's not a Cid convention...
Zidane: Whatever you say.
Cid: It's an Airship convention!
Zidane: ...Whatever.
Rabid Squall Fan Group: HIIISSSSSS!
Zidane: ......yeah, i know. Squall's line.
Amarant: NO! MINE!!!
Rabid Squall Fan Group: hiiissss *all foam at their mouths and begin chasing Amarant*
Amarant: AHHHHHHHH!
Zidane: O_O
Cloud: Ok then...
Kuja: *skips by in a pink tutu holding the furby--who is also in a pink tutu.
He's on his merry lil' way to the sign. You know the one.
The one that says "Sephiroth's Hideout ------"*
Quina: *Screams* AHHH! IS GIRLY MAN! KUJA! *runs away*
Cloud: ...say, whatever happened to that Garnet person?
Zidane: ...who?
Freya: Ya know...Garnet...THE PERSON YOU'RE MARRIED TO!
Zidane: I'm married?
Freya: -_-;
~*Meanwhile.....in a place called Termina...w/ Silver-Star's fic theme...*~
Garnet: ...huh? Now where am I?
Link: YOU! YOU HAVE EPONA!
Tatl: That's a bird for one thing...
Link:Yeah, you're right...
Well then...YOU! YOU HAVE MY SKITTLES!
*foams at mouth, has VERY high skittles craving*
Garnet: what? no! o.O;;
Link:Darn...I should have known better...
Garnet:hmm. well I'm obviously in the wrong fic.
Stupid chocobo got me lost again...
Link: skittles...need....*stares at Garnet*
GIANT SKITTLE!! *sees a hallucination of a giant skittle*
Garnet: ahhh! Get away! I am NOT a skittle!!!
Link: *chases Garnet* COME BACK SKITTLE!!!
Tatl: o_O; um, ok.
~*Back to everyone else...*~
Zidane: Say, Eiko's not here either. YAY! er...I mean...
Wonder what she's up to...
AUTHOR: *appears* ah, I can look into that....BWAHAHAHA HAHAHAH
AHAHAHHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAH *cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*poof, dissapear*
~*Meanwhile....*~
AUTHOR: *appears*
Hey Eiko..*snicker* ....want some..er...candy?
Eiko:....CANDY!! Yeah! I want some!
AUTHOR: *Hands Eiko ten strips of the Cool Mint Listerine Oral Care Strips*
Eiko: *eats all of them at once*
AUTHOR: WAHAHAHAHA! *watches Eiko make faces* fun.
Eiko: AHHHHH! IT BURNS!!! AHhHHH! AHHHhhHhHhhHHHh!
*runs in circles* WATER! *drinks water, but it doesn't help the overly mintyness.
In fact...it..MAKES IT WORSE! WAHAHHAHA!*
AUTHOR: mwa!*dissapears in a poof of M&Ms*
AUTHOR: *reappers, looking around suspisously, and then eats the
M&Ms off the ground, then walks away.*
~*Meanwhile (with the actual link in the OOT game)*~
Gannondork...erm...I mean Gannondorf: awwww, come here clefairy, your so cute!
*makes a kissy face at the pokemon*
Link:*walks in to defeat Gannon only to see this.* O___o;;
~*Meanwhile...*~
Kuja:*arrives at the sign* ooohhh yeahhh....REVENGE TIME!
YOU STUPID SIGN!
Seymour: *walks by*
Kuja:DIE STUPID SIGN DIE!!! C'MON FURBY! DO SOMETHING!
Seymour: ...huh?
Kuja: KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!
Seymour: um...what are you doing?
Kuja: This sign! It won't tell me where Sephiroth's hideout is!!
Seymour: But--
Kuja: EEEE!!! STUPID FURBY! *throws it at the sign*
Furby:*while in air* wheeeeeeeee!
*clunk*
Furby: Again, again!
Kuja: WHYYYYY WON'T YOU TELL ME YOU RETARED SIGN?
Seymour: But the sign--
Kuja: yeah, I know. It's stupid.
*picks up the furby*
Seymour: but...
Kuja: DIIIIIIEEEE! *kicks the sign* ahhh! I stubbed my toe!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Seymour: I give up...*walks past Kuja for a little while,
and enters the building that is Sephiroth's hideout*
Kuja: ATTACK FURBY! ATTACK!!!
Furby: *shoots death rays from its eyes*
Kuja: yeah!
*the ray somehow bounces off the sign and hits Kuja*
Kuja: yay! er....OW!
man, this is tough. The sign used some kind of
reflect magic or something!
grrr...stupid clever secretive sign...
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(*can't think of anything to end chapter with, so just cuts it off there*)
Why doez Zidane have a furry toupae? What's the use? Will Kuja EVER
figure out just where Sephiroth's hideout is? Will he ever defeat the
Evil sign? How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?
uhhhh....yeah. well that's all I can think of for now. wheee.
For now I might just be out of ideas. (*GASP* perhaps writers block?! I dunno.)
eh...if you want, give suggestions in a review...something for them to ruin--er
....I mean...something for a plot or something. Somewhere for them to visit or...
...well whatever. Well I'm sure I'll come up with some more stuff...infact..I kind
of have some ideas already...er...oh well. Suggest if you want anyways! =P
*poof, dissapear*