Meanwhile, poor Spike is frightened, but trying to keep his cool.
"Tara.. now.. um, stay back.." Spike started to stand up as Tara brought
from behind her back a pair of handcuffs. "Spike, do you have any vampy
moves?" Spike's eyes enlarged. "Now, Tara.." Tara laughed a strange
demonic, yet flirty laugh, grasped the arms of the chair and leaned over
forward, right in Spike's face "So how old are you, Spikie? I mean, how
many times have you had sex? MMmm? You don't ever have to use a condom, do
you?" This frightened Spike no end, and he found himself leaning so far
back in his chair that he fell over backwards. Tara groaned and twirled her
handcuffs. "You anxious little vampie boy!" Spike jumped to his feet as
Tara tried attacking him, and thought about hitting her over the head with
a lamp, but then remembered that this was TARA, the lesbian girlfriend of
RED, not one he often desired to hurt. He rubbed his head. What did he do?
Tie her up in the basement? "Oh, Spike!" Tara sat up on the floor and
grabbed his ankle. "BLOODY HELL!" Spike screamed, and tried running away,
but she entangled herself around his legs, while humming the tune to
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast'. "What?! Is that supposed to be symbolic or
something, you crazy lesbian?!" Tara just wiggled happily and tried to
attatch the handcuffs to Spike's ankles.
Willow was licking whipped cream from Xander's face, greedily. "Mm you delectible strawberry, you," She murmered as she wiped the cream from her own face and looked down upon him. "NO! NO!" Xander rolled to his side, knocking Willow from her position and allowing him to escape. "Release me!"
At the same time, Buffy was cursing as Giles started to sing 'Get Down Tonight' as he shook his ass. She looked to see if Willow had followed, but all she saw was Anya speeding rapidly towards them. "GILES! GILES! COME BACK MY ENGLISH CUPCAKE!" Giles stopped his odd dance, and tried desperately either to finish removing or restore his shirt, but his head got caught in one of the sleeves and he struggled and hopped to get free, but to no avail. Anya grabbed him by the top of his head and threw him into a stranger's yard. Buffy looked to see if ther was anyone around and pondered what the hell she was going to do now. Xander rushed by. Willow dashed by.
Willow was licking whipped cream from Xander's face, greedily. "Mm you delectible strawberry, you," She murmered as she wiped the cream from her own face and looked down upon him. "NO! NO!" Xander rolled to his side, knocking Willow from her position and allowing him to escape. "Release me!"
At the same time, Buffy was cursing as Giles started to sing 'Get Down Tonight' as he shook his ass. She looked to see if Willow had followed, but all she saw was Anya speeding rapidly towards them. "GILES! GILES! COME BACK MY ENGLISH CUPCAKE!" Giles stopped his odd dance, and tried desperately either to finish removing or restore his shirt, but his head got caught in one of the sleeves and he struggled and hopped to get free, but to no avail. Anya grabbed him by the top of his head and threw him into a stranger's yard. Buffy looked to see if ther was anyone around and pondered what the hell she was going to do now. Xander rushed by. Willow dashed by.
