Disclaimer: HunterXHunter:Yoshihiro Togashi… This fic: animalnitrate… animalnitrate: DON'T SUE!

AN: Today's a drag, man.

I got nothing better to do today.

I turned on the computer.

I wrote a fic.

I posted the fic.

I got flamed.

Today's a drag, man.



I hate Spiders!



Kuroro: what a lovely day today. I feel like dancing and…

Kurapika: SHI'NE! (kills Kuroro)

Kuroro: Aaaaaaargh! (Kuroro dies)

Kurapika: I hate Spiders.



Senritsu: (singing) incy wincy Spider went up the wate…

Kurapika: SHI'NE! (kills Senritsu)

Senritsu: Aaaaaaargh! (Senritsu dies)

Kurapika: *pants* I… hate… spiders…



Killua: hey, have you seen the new Spider Man movie? It was awesome, the effects were great and…

Kurapika: SHI'NE! (kills Killua)

Killua: Aaaaaaargh! (Killua dies)

Kurapika: *pants* I hate…… spiders!



Gon: Kurapika, look! I just bought myself a new book. It's called Mary Poppins, and it's about this girl and a…

Kurapika: SHI'NE!!! (kills Gon)

Gon: Aaaaaaargh! (Gon decapitates)

Kurapika: dammit! I said…I HATE SPIDERS!



Leorio: hey Kurapika, what's up?

Kurapika: SHI'NE!!!!! (blows Leorio's head off)

Leorio's spirit: why d'ya kill me? I got nothin' ta'do with Spiders!

Kurapika: heh… spider or not, I'd kill you anyway. SHI'NE! (sends Leorio's spirit to hell!)



Moral of the Story: Don't talk about anything with spiders in it while Kurapika's around and… uh yeah… don't try to imitate Leorio in anyway possible.