Onna: Standard disclaimers apply! Hee hee! Outtakes time, minna-san! If you're new, read Natsu no E and Kokoro no Shouka to be able to get it.

Kenshin: Oroooooooo.....

Kaoru: This isn't happening....

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Onna (I'm the author! Of course I get to be director!): All right, people! I got your scripts right here!

Kenshin: Oro... Sessha wa shinga de gozaru ka?!

Onna: Yes, you're a singer!

Kaoru: *big grin* I get to spend more time with Kenshin!

Megumi: Onna! Did you have to portray me as a witch?!

Onna: Cripes! Check out your script for chapter 7! You get to redeem yourself!

Megumi: Oh.

Yahiko: You waited till it was chapter 12 before you introduced me?!

Onna: Shut up, Yahiko-chan.

Yahiko: CHAN JA NE YO!

Tsubame: Yahiko-kun...

Hiko: I'm baka deshi's agent?!

Onna: Stop complaining for goodness sake! Who's the author here?! You or me?!

RK people: ...........

Saitou: Why didn't you cast me in this fic, ahou?! *prepares to Gatotsu Onna*

Onna: Because if I do, you'll be terribly out of character! Now get that blade away from my face before I get Kanashimi-san over here!

Saitou: You mean...?!

Onna: *nods* The Narrator's little sister. The one who calls you 'Pookie'.

Saitou: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...! Did you have to say that?!

Onna: Told ya you'll end up being OOC.

Sano: *falls over laughing so hard*

Everyone else: *look like lightning has struck them*

Scene 1: Playground (Before filming)

Onna: All right! Kenji and Kiriko, front and center.

Kiriko: But I have Daddy's eyes! I can't play Mommy, she has blue eyes!

Kenji: She's right!

Onna: What are colored contact lenses here for?! Now get going!

Kenji: &#^%*@^*#%!!!

Kaoru: *mouth drops open*

Kenshin: Oro?!

Onna: SANO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SAYING IN FRONT OF HIM?!!!!!

Scene 1: Playground. Take 1.

Ayako: Shinta! Shinta! It's time to go home!

Kenji (as little Shinta): Hai, Okaachan! *jumps off the swing and falls face first on the ground* ITAI!!!!! ^$@*$^%*@!!!

Kenshin and Kaoru: Kenji-chan!!!

Onna: CUT! You were supposed to land feet first, not head first!!!

Hiko: Baka kodomo...

Kenji: OI!!! Shut up, you son of a &%#$!!!

Hiko: o.O

Onna: ARRRRRRGH!!! SANO!!!!!!!

Kaoru: That kid needs his mouth washed with soap...

Scene 1: Playground. Take 2.

Kiriko (as Chibi-Kaoru): *runs and falls over sand box* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Kenji: *runs over* Daijoubu kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?! *also trips and steps on Kiriko's hand*

Kiriko: ITAI!!!! BAKA ONIICHAN!!!!

Kenji: WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT, KID?!

Kiriko: ONIICHAN NO BAKA!!! *cloud of dust starts*

Onna: For heaven's sakes! CUT!

Scene 1: Playground. Take 3.

Kiriko: *trips and falls over* WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Kenji: Daijoubu ka?

Kiriko: H-Hai... *wipes eyes then looks at hand* AAAUGH!!!

Onna: Cut! Kiriko! Your wound is on the knee, not the hand!

Kiriko: It's not that!

Onna: What then!?

Kiriko: The contact lens fell out... and it's cracked...

Onna: Those things cost a bloody $10!!! Why me...?

Scene 2: Kenshin's trailer. Take 1.

Kenshin: I will return to my trailer to rest. *runs towards trailer and slams door shut*

Sano: *plastered against the trailer, face kissing the door* OOF!!!

Kenshin: Oro? Where's Sano?

Onna: CUT!!!

Scene 2: Kenshin's trailer. Take 2.

Kenshin and Sano: *run towards trailer*

Sano: *overtakes Kenshin and slams door shut*

Kenshin: *hits trailer with a loud sound* OROROROROROROooooooooo.....

Sano: Heh heh... payback!

Onna: Cut!!! Sano, he's supposed to get in the trailer before you do! Dolt!

Scene 2: Kenshin's trailer. Take 3.

Kenshin: *waits till Sano gets inside*

Sano: *slams door shut*

Trailer: *shakes then crumbles to pieces*

Sano: Oops...

Onna: CUT! SANO, YOU BIG JERK! THAT SET COST ME $4,500!!!!!!!!!

Sano: I'm gone...

Kenshin: Oro...

Scene 2: Kenshin's trailer. Take 4 (Oh please let them do it right this time...)

Kenshin: *waits till Sano gets inside before closing the door and sighs in relief*

Sano: So, now that we're alone, let's say we... *whisper*

Kenshin: Oro?! Sano you idiot!!! I LIKE WOMEN!!!!

Onna: CUT!!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THIS IS A KENSHIN AND KAORU FIC! NOT A SANO AND KENSHIN FIC, STUPID ROOSTER!!!

Kaoru and Megumi: *glower at Sano*

Kaoru: Can we kill him?

Onna: Be my guest. If anyone needs me I'll be in the cafeteria kicking a vending machine! *leaves while Sano runs, chased by a rabid raccoon and a fuming fox*

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Onna: The first of the outtakes! Funny enough? Some people say I'm corny so I'm kinda twiddling my thumbs here in fear...

Kenshin: Oro..... That was insane...