Onna: Standard disclaimers apply! Let's see how much more bumbling they caused me in this part...
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Scene 11: Classroom; KxK almost-kiss scene. Take 1.
Kenshin: *inches closer to Kaoru*
Kaoru: *eyes start to close*
Kenshin: *lips brushes against Kaoru's*
Onna: ...... where's Megumi?! They're not supposed to kiss! Cut!!!
Kenshin and Kaoru: *ignore*
Onna: Never mind...
Scene 11: Classroom; KxK almost-kiss scene. Take 2.
Kenshin: *inches closer to Kaoru*
Kaoru: *eyes start to close*
Megumi: Yoo-hoo! Ken-san! It's time for our duet! *comes in*
Kenshin and Kaoru: *eyes widen and jaws drop*
Onna: CUT!!! Megumi, what are you doing with bunny ears and that outfit?!
Scene 13: Kaoru and Megumi fight scene. Take 1.
Kaoru: People are beginning to see through that phony sweet face of yours, and I don't need to do anything before that mask is ripped off to reveal your real vile self!
Megumi: *nails fly across Kaoru's jaw* AAAAAUGH! I broke my nails!!!
Onna: Cut! Megumi, what was that all about?!
Megumi: My nails are broken!!!
Onna: *fuming* Didn't I tell you to use those "paste-on" nails?! (Sorry, I have no idea what they are called.)
Megumi: ........
Scene 13: Kaoru and Megumi fight scene. Take 1.
Megumi: *hand flies across Kaoru's face but fake nails break off her fingers and starts flying around dangerously*
Onna: AAAAAAAH!!! *ducks one nail flying towards her eye* Megumi!!! I told you to use that glue thing for the nails!!!
Megumi: But they'll destroy my real nails!
Kaoru: I do not believe this...
Onna: *sobs* Why me?
Scene 15: Kenshin's concert in South Korea. Take 1.
Kenshin: *gets into the song before grabbing his...* BONGOS?!?!?!?
Onna: CUT!!! SAITOU! SHISHIO!!! JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T CAST YOU IN THIS FIC DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO FIDDLE WITH THE PROPS!!!
Saitou: Ahou ga...
Shishio: *glowers at Onna*
Onna: POOKIE!!!
Saitou: *runs away*
Shishio: Kuni Tori... *starts to blaze*
Onna: Ahh shaddap!!! *uses fire extinguisher on blazing mummy*
Scene 17: Dinner. Take 1.
Kaoru: I... I like you...
Kenshin: *hand goes to cover Kaoru's* I like you... *accidentally knocks over glass full of red wine and it splatters on Kaoru's dress*
Kaoru: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Kenshin no baka!!!! That was my favorite dress!!!
Kenshin: Oro!!! Sumanu de gozaru!!!
Onna: Do wine stains come out? CUT!
Scene 19: Duet. Take 1. (Suggested by Vesca)
Kenshin: *sings his part of the song*
Kaoru: *starts to sing, but microphone is not working* Eh?!
Kenshin: *does not notice, continues to sing*
Kaoru: Mou!!! Kenshin! My microphone is not working!!!!!
Kenshin: *still oblivious, now crowd-surfing*
Kaoru: KENSHIN!!! How am I gonna do this duet with you if you don't even notice me?!
Onna: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! CUT!!! CROWD! DROP HIM!
Crowd: *drops Kenshin*
Kenshin: *falls painfully on his butt* Oro!!!!!
Kaoru: Hmph! Serves you right!
Scene 19: Duet. Take 2.
Kenshin: *sings his part, waiting for Kaoru*
Kaoru: *removes cloak and prepares to walk away when heel of her boot gets caught on the cloak* YAAAAAAAAAH!! *trips*
Kenshin: Oro?! Kaoru-dono!!!
Onna: Why me...? Why...?
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