Onna: Me? Insane? I think not! I am clinically declared to be in the right mind!!!

Bluejay: Yeah right...

Onna: Oi! You're crazier than I am, Neko-baka!!!

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Scene 25: Misao asks Aoshi out. Take 1.

Misao: Will you go to a movie with me tomorrow night?

Aoshi: No.

Misao: No?

Aoshi: I'd rather go with you to a torrid rhythm of pleasure... *traces her jaw line, grinning*

Misao: *eyes as wide as dinner plates, blushing fiercely*

Kenji: What does that mean?

Kiriko: I don't know...

Onna: CUT! Aoshi! There is such a thing called the script!!! Use it!

Aoshi: *unsheathes his twin katana*

Misao: Shut up! *brings out kunai*

Onna: Eep!!! *runs*

Scene 25: Misao asks Aoshi out. Take 2.

Misao: Will you go to a movie with me tomorrow night?

Aoshi: Aa.

Misao: Eh?

Aoshi: I'd love to go with you.

Misao: Thank you, Aoshi-sama! *goes to hug him, but trips over wires* YAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *grabs hold of Aoshi's pants*

RIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!

Kiriko: Okaachan!!! Aoshi-niichan's mooning us!!!

Aoshi: *blush*

Onna: *with blindfold over her eyes* Cut! Aoshi, put some clothes on!!!

Scene 28: Megumi explains to Sano. Take 1.

Megumi: You wouldn't understand.

Sano: Then make me! Explain, Fox!

Megumi: You know my circumstances when I was a child.

Sano: No, I don't.

Megumi: That's because you're a stupid rooster head. *fox ears appear* Ohohohohoho!!!

Sano: Oi!!!

Onna: CUT!!! WHY IS IT THAT YOU GUYS REFUSE TO FOLLOW THE SCRIPT?!

Scene 28: Megumi explains to Sano. Take 2 (Dedicated to my best friend bluejay).

Megumi: You wouldn't understand.

Sano: Then make me! Explain, Fox!

Megumi: You know my circumstances when I was a child.

Sano: No, I do- WHAT THE &**(#@^# IS THIS CAT DOING HERE?!!!

Megumi: Sano!!! Watch your language!!!

Cat: Meow!!! *bats at Sano's hair*

Misao: Kinda reminds me of Mitsukake from Fushigi Yuugi...

Aoshi and Hiko: o.O;;;;;;;

Kaoru: Shouldn't he have the cat in his arms then?

Misao: *shrug* Who cares?

Kenshin: Oro... there's more of them over here.

Kaoru: One, two, three, four... eleven cats?!

Kenji: Twelve counting the one on Sano-nii's head.

Onna: Cut!! Bluejay, get your cats out of my set!!!

Bluejay: Sic her, kitties!!!

Cats: *yowl and climb all over Onna*

Onna: GET OFF ME, YOU FURBALLS!!!

(Onna does not hate cats, but she does hate it when someone or something barges into her fanfic set!)

Scene 37: Toronto Airport. Take 167 (Why me...?).

Sano: Good ol' Toronto!

Kenshin: *slips on hat and sunglasses* Let's go- OOF!!! *slams against wall of plane* Where's the door...?

Sano: Kenshin! You're acting like you're blind!

Kenshin: I can't see a thing with these sunglasses!!!

Sano: *whips glasses of Kenshin's face and peers into them* Someone's painted them black!!!

Onna: CUT!!! KAMATARI!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE PROPS OR I'LL PERSONALLY BOOT YOU OUT!!!

Kamatari: Shucks...

Scene 39: Kaoru's surprise. Before filming.

Onna: I don't know why you're asking that Kenshin be the only male present...

Kaoru: *brandishes bokken* JUST DO IT!

Onna: Cripes! All right!!!

Scene 39: Kaoru's surprise. Take 1.

Female Dancers: *undo Kaoru's obi and kimono and leave*

Kaoru: *clothes pool at her feet, revealing her in...*

Onna: Where's your blue and black outfit?!!!!!!!!

Kaoru: *feral grin* I decided not to wear it to surprise Kenshin. *gives the red-head a seductive smile*

Kenshin: *jaw drops open and faints, blood coming out of his nose*

Onna: KAORU!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WEAR SOMETHING UNDERNEATH!

Kenshin: *gets up, wraps arms around Kaoru and promptly turns into Battousai* Get out, woman!!!

Onna: CUT!!! I'm gone!!! (No one pisses Battousai off and lives...)

Sano: What are Jou-chan and Kenshin doing in there?

Onna: *face flaming* You don't wanna know...

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