Onna: STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY!!! (In case some rabid lawyers decide to sue me...)
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Scene 40: Kaoru's surprise party. Take 25.
Kaoru: Kenshin! What in the world--?
Kenshin: *kisses Kaoru* Trust me, koibito... ORO?!?!?!?! *cake splatters all over Kenshin and Kaoru*
Kaoru: AAAAAAH!!! My favorite sweater and ribbon!
Sano: Ehehehehe... Oops...
Onna: *places a forkful of cake in her mouth* CUT!!!! Mmmmm... Chocolate mousse...
Kenji: Where'd she get that slice?
Kiriko: *shrug* Who cares? I want one!
Scene 42: Playground Date. Take 3.
Kenshin: It hasn't changed very much, hasn't it?
Kaoru: Iie, I'm glad it hasn't. *approaches sandbox* Otosan and I used to play here...
Kenshin: Oro? *tries to move towards Kaoru, but foot refuses to budge* Orororororoooooo?!
Onna: Cut!!! What's wrong?
Kenshin: My shoe's stuck!!!
Kiriko: *scampers over* There's glue on Otochan's shoe!!!
Kenji: *laughs hysterically*
Aoshi: Someone stuck him to the set?
Hiko: Baka deshi... always getting himself into scrapes...
Kenshin: Shishou!!!
*maniacal laughter in the background*
Onna: *whirls around to find Gohei with a can of glue* Gohei you idiot!!!
Gohei: Payback for not casting me into this fic!
Onna: You'll kill Kaoru if I do!!!
Kenshin: *eyes turn amber-colored*
Gohei: Aww... too bad... I would have enjoyed cutting her up and.... OOF!!!!! *gets knocked out by an enraged Battousai*
Battousai: *sheathes his sword* You touch her again...
Kaoru: *in very bad Southern accent* Mah hero! *gives Kenshin a looooooooong kiss*
Onna: *gag* I don't mind the kissing, but the accent...
Battousai: *sword goes "click!"*
Onna: Ja! I'm outta here!!! *runs*
Scene 44: Kaoru's apartment. Take 67.
Kaoru: In that case, I suggest you get off me so we can both change and leave.
Kenshin: Too bad. I was just beginning to enjoy this.
Kaoru: *swats Kenshin* Mou, you sweet talker. I'm beginning to wonder how Tomoe-san managed to resist you.
Kenshin: *pins her down on the bed and kisses her. HARD*
Yahiko and Kenji: ACK!!! *cover eyes*
Kiriko: Eh? *eyes get covered by Tsubame*
Sano: *hoots* Go, Kenshin!
Megumi: Baka! *smacks Sano*
Sano: Itai!!!
Hiko: My baka deshi is a guy after all...
Misao: *sweatdrop*
Aoshi: ...
Okon: Hiko-sama... *eyes turn into big hearts*
Hiko: *smirk*
Onna: Not again... CUT!!!
Scene 51: Yahiko's debut. Take 5 (Suggested by Jason M. Lee).
Yahiko: *starts singing*
Rabid fangirls: *break through the guards and fences and rushes on stage to find Kenshin*
Yahiko: YAAAAAAH!!! *gets trampled on*
Tsubame: Yahiko-kun!!! Hang on!!!
Yahiko: Tsubame-chan!!! HEEEEELP!!!
Sano: He can be such a wuss...
Misao: Tell me about it...
Onna: CUT!!! Who let those girls in there?!
Hiko: *holds up a pitiful-looking metal fence* These things are made of tin foil...
Onna: We're running on a low budget, thanks to Sano for making me blow another $4,500 for Kenshin's new trailer!!!
Sano: Ehehehehehe...
Onna: AAAAAAAARGH!!! Maybe I should've stuck to the idea of Saitou as head of those guards...
Saitou: I do not play bodyguard to Battousai and tanuki. *blows out some smoke*
Kaoru: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Onna: *sweatdrop* Never mind... *sees Saitou's blade pointed to her again* Goodness! Do I have to say Kanashimi-san's nickname for you again?!
Saitou: *eyes widen*
Onna: JML? Care to do the honors?
Scene 52: Himura family in the park. Take 1.
Kiriko: Oniichan!!!
Kaoru: Anata. Mou, stop fiddling with your camera and come here.
Kenshin: Maa. Can I help it if- ORO?!?!?!?! *trips over camera legs and sprawls on the ground* Itai de gozaru...
Kaoru: Kenshin!! Watch out!!!
*camera falls into pieces, each hitting Kenshin on the head*
Kenshin: OROOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!!!!!!
Onna: *slaps forehead* CUT!!! THAT CAMERA COST ME $1,600!!!
Kenji: Baka Otosan...
Kiriko: *glares at Kenji* Oniichan!!!
Kenji and Kiriko: *whip out shinais and start sparring*
Kaoru: Ano... Kenshin...
Kenshin: @.@x Oroooooo...
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