Onna: STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY!!! Bet you guys thought it was over, ne!!! Well, it was until bluejay gave me a bit of an idea, so on with the outtakes!!!
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Misao and Aoshi's date. Take 1.
Misao: Well, I think so. Pretty big-headed of me to come in, demand a job then get Hiko uncharacteristically quiet with all the talking I did.
Aoshi: You have that effect on people, Misao-chan. I don't-- WHAT THE?!
Dita (from Vandread): Uchuujin-san!!! (Roughly translates as Mr. Alien)
Onna: CUT!!! Dita! Hibiki is over at the Vandread set!
Dita: Isn't this set number 25?
Onna: No! This is set number 9, the Rurouni Kenshin set!!!
Dita: *blinks* Oh. Sumimasen!!!
Sano: She's hot!!!
Megumi: SANO NO BAKA!
Tsubame and Yahiko: *sweatdrop*
Sano and Megumi's date. Take 56.
Megumi: You intrigue me, Sagara Sanosuke. When most people would think it good to keep out of my way, you throw yourself into my path.
Sano: Well, you intrigue me too, Takani Megumi. I like a woman with such delicious curves...
Megumi: *grins with fox ears* You'll never get your hands on them. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
Onna: CUT!!! SANOOOOOOOOOO! You two be the death of me yet!
Saitou: I think we can arrange that... *goes into Gatotsu stance*
Kenshin: Oro?!
Kaoru: Don't you even dare! That means there'll be one less KxK fluff writer!!!
Kenshin: *blush* Oroooooooo......
Saitou: Shut up!
Onna: Oh Kanashimi-san!!!
Saitou: *eyes grow as wide as dinner plates before running away, Chibi-Kanashimi not far behind*
Kanashimi: POOKIE!!!
Saitou: AAAAARGGGGH!!!
(Sorry, Kanashimi-san, I couldn't resist. You do get to glomp Saitou to your heart's content though.)
Playground. Take 16.
Kenshin: I think someone needs more sand down her pretty little neck...
Kaoru: I think you mean kisses... *lips get captured by Kenshin's*
Onna: ...... Where are the reporters?
Chibi-angel: Get away get away get away!!! *beats reporters away with Kaoru's bokken*
Onna: ...............
Bluejay: Hey, that means more KxK fluff, right?
Onna: It means KxK lemon...
Bluejay: *blink blink* Oh.
Onna: *sighs and covers eyes* Stop the cameras and let's leave these two to their raging hormones...
Kenshin: *growls*
Kaoru: *giggles*
Onna: Why me...?
Chibi-angel: You're not coming any closer!!! Go away!
(Happy, Chibi-angel? ^.^)
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