Title: Where My Gold At?
Summary: Diva's parody to Where My Girl's At? by 702.
Disclaimer: -bitch bitch, whine whine- No, I don't own 702, and no, I STILL don't own any of the WWE Superstars. Why must you pester me?
Distribution: Ah hell you can have it. Just let me know first...I always wanted to sue someone :)
Rating: PG-13 because I swear. I'm a bad little teen XD
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See, it's my property
And any diva's that touch
I might just kick your butt
Cuz I'm a little..
Who are you to call my cell?
Oh Ima ring that bell
Cuz any Diva thats tried has fell
So...
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself...
Yo yo yo yo
Don't moonsault me
Cuz I'll make you fight me
If you decide to steal mine...
Slap you down to size
Make you see the lights
And you done fucked up this time
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself...
You must read the rules
At least thumb through
A book of Wrestling
It is mine
My property
So you must tap
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself...
Authors Notes: Not my best work, I know. But it was fun, dammit! Now I'm gonna go count my flames :P
(Also, just for reference, I have the lyrics to the real song in the next chapter. I'm so good!)
Summary: Diva's parody to Where My Girl's At? by 702.
Disclaimer: -bitch bitch, whine whine- No, I don't own 702, and no, I STILL don't own any of the WWE Superstars. Why must you pester me?
Distribution: Ah hell you can have it. Just let me know first...I always wanted to sue someone :)
Rating: PG-13 because I swear. I'm a bad little teen XD
¤¤¤
See, it's my property
And any diva's that touch
I might just kick your butt
Cuz I'm a little..
Who are you to call my cell?
Oh Ima ring that bell
Cuz any Diva thats tried has fell
So...
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself...
Yo yo yo yo
Don't moonsault me
Cuz I'll make you fight me
If you decide to steal mine...
Slap you down to size
Make you see the lights
And you done fucked up this time
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself...
You must read the rules
At least thumb through
A book of Wrestling
It is mine
My property
So you must tap
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself
Where my gold at?
From the top to the mat
I know you feelin' that
Put ya hand up
Ima make you tap
Tryina take my belt
See I don't need that
So don't DQ yaself...
Authors Notes: Not my best work, I know. But it was fun, dammit! Now I'm gonna go count my flames :P
(Also, just for reference, I have the lyrics to the real song in the next chapter. I'm so good!)