Mario Bros. Pizzeria
Chapter 2: Peach and Luigi are Captured (What a surprise!)
[Luigi and Peach are riding Yoshi to the mystery customer. Peach is mumbling under her breath. Luigi is singing 'That's Amore!']
Peach: Luigi don't you ever get fed up of doing everything Mario says. I bet you are equally intelligent.
Luigi: [Still singing] THAT'S AMORE!
Peach: Never mind.
Luigi: [He abruptly stops singing] So Peach how is yours and Mario's relationship going? [Raising his eyebrow]
Peach: [Patronising] Poor Sweet Luigi. Don't you know the truth?!
Luigi: Huh
Peach: Our relationship was a publicity stunt to add to the success of the game. I'm actually dating my personal trainer.
Luigi: So never…?
Peach: No way! Do you think I go for greasy Italians half my height!
[They arrive in an old abandoned factory. From the shadows walks forward King Coopa]
Luigi: [Sincerely] Oh No!
Peach: [Most insincerely] Goodness, In the name of the Mushroom kingdom how will we ever get away?
Coopa: I bet you didn't think you'd be seeing me again, eh?
Peach: Actually…
Coopa: Oh Shut the Hell up! It doesn't matter anyway I'm going to go with the classic plan take you hostage and wait for Mario to show up.
SIX HOURS LATER
Peach: So how long do you think he's going to be?
[We cut to Mario's restaurant]
Mario: Where are they?
Toad: Don't worry sir.
Mario: I'm not It's just we've got a photo shoot for the next game and There so insistent about Luigi being there. I knew I shouda chose Tails the fox for my sidekick!
Chapter 2: Peach and Luigi are Captured (What a surprise!)
[Luigi and Peach are riding Yoshi to the mystery customer. Peach is mumbling under her breath. Luigi is singing 'That's Amore!']
Peach: Luigi don't you ever get fed up of doing everything Mario says. I bet you are equally intelligent.
Luigi: [Still singing] THAT'S AMORE!
Peach: Never mind.
Luigi: [He abruptly stops singing] So Peach how is yours and Mario's relationship going? [Raising his eyebrow]
Peach: [Patronising] Poor Sweet Luigi. Don't you know the truth?!
Luigi: Huh
Peach: Our relationship was a publicity stunt to add to the success of the game. I'm actually dating my personal trainer.
Luigi: So never…?
Peach: No way! Do you think I go for greasy Italians half my height!
[They arrive in an old abandoned factory. From the shadows walks forward King Coopa]
Luigi: [Sincerely] Oh No!
Peach: [Most insincerely] Goodness, In the name of the Mushroom kingdom how will we ever get away?
Coopa: I bet you didn't think you'd be seeing me again, eh?
Peach: Actually…
Coopa: Oh Shut the Hell up! It doesn't matter anyway I'm going to go with the classic plan take you hostage and wait for Mario to show up.
SIX HOURS LATER
Peach: So how long do you think he's going to be?
[We cut to Mario's restaurant]
Mario: Where are they?
Toad: Don't worry sir.
Mario: I'm not It's just we've got a photo shoot for the next game and There so insistent about Luigi being there. I knew I shouda chose Tails the fox for my sidekick!