~~~You'll have to remember what just happened to understand this…
"WE HAD IT WITH LOVEEEE…. And the help of artificial ovaries and other shit." Lance finished.
"Oh ok now it ALL makes sense." Voldemort said.
Just then, Harry Potter came back to life.
"I have been living in a trashcan long enough Voldemort!!! It is time that you give me back Hermione. She loves me, not you!!!!" Harry screemed.
"Why don't you ask her yourself, you hermaphrodite." Voldemort said in a sexy growling voice.
"I want you." Harry said to Voldemort.
So harry and voldemort had hot sex on the ground, and afterwards had a lovely orgy with lance also involved.
Hermione ran outside.
"But Voldie! How could you!" She wailed.
"I dunno. You just couldn't give me what I wanted and harry and lance could. That's really all there is to it."
"Fine then. I found a house elf I like better than you anyways. Her name is winky. She'll give me what I want."
So Hermione stomped off and threw her bushy hair back.
"She thinks way too much of herself," said harry.
"Whats the difference between a transvestite and a hermaphrodite?" Voldie asked.
"You are such a loser. I cant believe I ever had sex with you. Now Lance on the other hand…."
Harry turned to Lance, and Lance said,
"Da da da da bum bum….. can't touch this…. Can't touch this…"
"Whatever," sighed Harry, "you are a loser too. I can't stand this. Im going back to my trashcan where I can find hamburger wrappers that appreciate me!!!!"
"BUT IM LANCE, THE PINK UNICORN!!!"
just then, something awful happened….
~~~ Lol, you'll have to wait to find out what!!! I know this is really really sick, but seriously isn't it a little funny? I like flames too so if you hate it go ahead and review! Fine by me. Trust me, the next chapter will be better.