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Right in front of Lance was a huge smock!!!!!
"Oh my lord," said Lance, "What a huge smock. That turns me on. So, smock, whatcha doin Friday night?"
Silence.
"Ok then. I can take a HINT. Whatcha doin Saturday night???"
Silence.
"Sunday?"
Silence.
"Monday?"
"SURE!" said the smock. "That'd be MARVELOUS."
Then Harry said, "I've decided to have a sex change. I think it's for the best."
Silence.
"Uh, nobody cares," said Voldemort in a sexy growl.
"But then you might want me, Voldie, if I was a girl. Would you, my fairest love."
"EWWWWWW, COOOOTTTIIIIEEESSSS!!!!" said Voldie.
"Oh but Voldie! We have SOOO much in common!"
Then Hermione said, "Harry, what IS that thing in your pants?"
Harry blushed.
"Oh IIIII know what it is," said lance, sneering at Harry. "It's a phone book, isn't it."
"OK I'LL ADMIT IT!" harry cried. "IT IS A PHONE BOOK! I'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A PHONE BOOK, OOKKKK??????"
"Tsk tsk," said George.
"How'd you get here?" said harry.
"I don't know harry, I don't know."
Harry shrugged his shoulders.
"KIBBLE!!!!!" said hermione. Everyone stared at her. "Can't I have a little fun?"
Silence. "FINE!" So she went and had sex five times with Mickey Mouse.
Just then a rabbit ate a snake.
~~~~~~ Find out why the rabbit ate the snake, why george is there, and why hermione said kibble, in the next chapter.