A/N Thank you all very much! Especially Acacia! i bow to you, O great one!
But all of you, thanx! Hugs to:
Rubi Granger
eledh
anonymous
Ocarina Rune Scholar
Sprite (Again! You like me, you really like me!)
And last, but by no means least, Acacia!
And so you know, plz has been thrown in the furnace along with my homework, overdue library books, and a bad ancient Black Lace CD that was my dad's and he keeps listening to which bugs me...
BTW, Thanx to Sprite for the idea for this chapter!
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OOOH, CUTE SUPER UNICORNS!
Mary lay down on her pink feather mattress, looking worn out and vulnerable... just as she should, to be appealing... like, how else was she going to pull Brett? She picked up a small mirror from her bedside table, and began practicing her already annoyingly perfect 'I'm so hurt and sore and... hurt...' look. Just then Sue came in with a trolley of gourmet chicken soup (What else?) tea, and toast. Oh, and a hot water bottle and Ms. Snuggles.
"Like, are you okay girl? Brett's going mad!" she said, handing over the stuffed fluffy car-crash white bunny. Mary sat straight up.
"Like! Brett's going MAD over me!?!" she squealed. Sue looked at her,
"Like, duh girl, you used up all the hot water and he needed a SHAVE! Like, badly! He looks like Aragorn now...ick..." Mary fell back down *nearly* scowling.
"Like, OHMIGOD!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! You *like* him! Like, like him like him!" squealed Sue dancing round. (Amazingly well, she was a proffesional ballerina/jazz dancer/swing dancer) Mary looked at her, her semi-scowl becoming a quarter-scowl.
"Like, no I don't girl! You've like, gone mad!" Sue stopped dancing and looked at her friend. Tears brimmed in her eyes.
"Like, no I l-like... haven't..." she sobbed. Mary immediately jumped up.
"Aaaaaawwwww, girl, c'mere! Did you think I was like, mad at you? Like, no way!" she said, giving Sue an awkward hug. After all, she had only just painted her nails. Perfect Peach is not a colour to be messed with.
"No way girl, it's just, j-just that, Brett just gave me this way-cool earpiece, only to tell me of a new fic about the... the DEATH OF LEGOLAS!!!!" Mary's eyes grew. Like, really really grew.
"Like, no way!" she said.
"De-nile is not just a river in Egypt..." said Sue.
"We have to go like, now! Like, NOW! C'mon!" said Mary, jumping up. She picked up a phone connected to Brett.
"Like Brett, Sue's like, really upset! Like, how dare you!? Anyway, to cheer her up, we're going to M-E as pink and lilac unicorns. It's a surprise. We need to be able to fly and like everything! Like, super kick- ass, that's right! And we need them like, now! 'Kay? Good!" she said, and hug up, exuding sweetness.
"Like, c'mon girl, let's go!" said Sue, conjuring up a portal.
"Like what're we going as?" asked Mary, cleverly covering up her ploy.
"Oh, I don't know, I think we'll leave to Brett..." said Sue, sighing and stepping through. She landed in forest and tossed her hair. O god, damn flies, try to bite my legs will you? she thought, and swished her tail. That's better! Deal with the wrath of my tail! My t-tail? MY TAIL!!!
"Like, Mary! Oh girl, you set this up for me didn't you!?" she squealed. Mary grinned. (Can Unicorns do that?)
"You deserved it! And girl, you look way cool!" Sue ran up to Mary.
"Awwwwwww, ditto! i just want to cuddle you, you look really sweet! But like, these hooves on the floor best not ruin my manicure!" she said.
"Like, oh my god! I hope they don't! But like, if they do, like murder Brett!" said Mary.
"Like, I was going to! Upset me, will he!?" said Sue, and they laughed.
"Any way, I think we have to go like, through Hobbiton to get to like, the bit where... Legolas goes over the sea!" commented Mary.
"I'm like pretty sure we do!" Sue replied.
"Oo, like, Pippin! The cutest little thing ever!" giggled Mary in anticipation.
"What!? Like, if Frodo wasn't in like, The Undying Lands, it would be him... But like, he'd be... old..." said Sue. They both shuddered.
"EEEEEEEEWWWW..." they made faces simultaneously.
"But like, won't like, Pippin be old?" asked Sue, her eyes gettign huge.
"Like, ohmigod, I never thought of that! But like he has sons, right?" said Mary.
"I'm like, pretty sure he does. Oo, baby hobbitses!" Sue squealed.
"Awwwww, baby ones? Let's like, take one with us!" suggested Mary.
"But like, don't they need... changing and stuff?" asked Sue.
"Oh like, ew, maybe not..." said Mary. The two friends chatted about other such deep and interesting topics on their way to Hobbiton ("Like, why is grey the new black, when you could have like, pink?") finally it was getting late and they wondered if they were on course. Or maybe it was because one of them had to stop every ten minutes to get a stone out of her hoof or something.
"Like, Mary, are we going the wrong way?"
"Like, maybe it *always* takes this long to walk. Let's just like, zap, 'kay?"
"Like, 'Kay" said Sue, and they were gone in a flash of blue light. They reappeared outside the Green Dragon, and began walking towards the Great Smials. Of course they knew the exact direction. They reached the Great Smials just after Sundown. At the door was a hobbit Gatekeeper. He was still slightly in canon, so put his hand on the bellrope so he could pull it at a second's notice. Mary and Sue smiled on him, and the magic began.
"Like, is Pippin here?" they asked.
"Mister Pippin, the old Thain, departed for Gondor nigh on five years ago. 'Tis said he was lain to rest by the King Elessar," said the Hobbit.
"Like, I knew that! But like, Brett didn't mention it. Oh well, can we see one of his sons then?" asked Sue. The Hobbit's canon shield was breaking down and he was succumbing to slang, and ooc behaviour.
"Of course, who wouldn't let you two cuties in?" he said, and opened the door. Mary and Sue went in. When the door was firmly closed behind them, Sue said to Mary,
"I told you you looked like, adorable in this get-up!"
"Ditto girl!" and they continued into the Great Smials.
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A/N Sorry I stopped in the middle of the 'plot' *muffled snort from readers*. However, I decided insanity was needed quickly, and so…
Rubi Granger
eledh
anonymous
Ocarina Rune Scholar
Sprite (Again! You like me, you really like me!)
And last, but by no means least, Acacia!
And so you know, plz has been thrown in the furnace along with my homework, overdue library books, and a bad ancient Black Lace CD that was my dad's and he keeps listening to which bugs me...
BTW, Thanx to Sprite for the idea for this chapter!
*
OOOH, CUTE SUPER UNICORNS!
Mary lay down on her pink feather mattress, looking worn out and vulnerable... just as she should, to be appealing... like, how else was she going to pull Brett? She picked up a small mirror from her bedside table, and began practicing her already annoyingly perfect 'I'm so hurt and sore and... hurt...' look. Just then Sue came in with a trolley of gourmet chicken soup (What else?) tea, and toast. Oh, and a hot water bottle and Ms. Snuggles.
"Like, are you okay girl? Brett's going mad!" she said, handing over the stuffed fluffy car-crash white bunny. Mary sat straight up.
"Like! Brett's going MAD over me!?!" she squealed. Sue looked at her,
"Like, duh girl, you used up all the hot water and he needed a SHAVE! Like, badly! He looks like Aragorn now...ick..." Mary fell back down *nearly* scowling.
"Like, OHMIGOD!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! You *like* him! Like, like him like him!" squealed Sue dancing round. (Amazingly well, she was a proffesional ballerina/jazz dancer/swing dancer) Mary looked at her, her semi-scowl becoming a quarter-scowl.
"Like, no I don't girl! You've like, gone mad!" Sue stopped dancing and looked at her friend. Tears brimmed in her eyes.
"Like, no I l-like... haven't..." she sobbed. Mary immediately jumped up.
"Aaaaaawwwww, girl, c'mere! Did you think I was like, mad at you? Like, no way!" she said, giving Sue an awkward hug. After all, she had only just painted her nails. Perfect Peach is not a colour to be messed with.
"No way girl, it's just, j-just that, Brett just gave me this way-cool earpiece, only to tell me of a new fic about the... the DEATH OF LEGOLAS!!!!" Mary's eyes grew. Like, really really grew.
"Like, no way!" she said.
"De-nile is not just a river in Egypt..." said Sue.
"We have to go like, now! Like, NOW! C'mon!" said Mary, jumping up. She picked up a phone connected to Brett.
"Like Brett, Sue's like, really upset! Like, how dare you!? Anyway, to cheer her up, we're going to M-E as pink and lilac unicorns. It's a surprise. We need to be able to fly and like everything! Like, super kick- ass, that's right! And we need them like, now! 'Kay? Good!" she said, and hug up, exuding sweetness.
"Like, c'mon girl, let's go!" said Sue, conjuring up a portal.
"Like what're we going as?" asked Mary, cleverly covering up her ploy.
"Oh, I don't know, I think we'll leave to Brett..." said Sue, sighing and stepping through. She landed in forest and tossed her hair. O god, damn flies, try to bite my legs will you? she thought, and swished her tail. That's better! Deal with the wrath of my tail! My t-tail? MY TAIL!!!
"Like, Mary! Oh girl, you set this up for me didn't you!?" she squealed. Mary grinned. (Can Unicorns do that?)
"You deserved it! And girl, you look way cool!" Sue ran up to Mary.
"Awwwwwww, ditto! i just want to cuddle you, you look really sweet! But like, these hooves on the floor best not ruin my manicure!" she said.
"Like, oh my god! I hope they don't! But like, if they do, like murder Brett!" said Mary.
"Like, I was going to! Upset me, will he!?" said Sue, and they laughed.
"Any way, I think we have to go like, through Hobbiton to get to like, the bit where... Legolas goes over the sea!" commented Mary.
"I'm like pretty sure we do!" Sue replied.
"Oo, like, Pippin! The cutest little thing ever!" giggled Mary in anticipation.
"What!? Like, if Frodo wasn't in like, The Undying Lands, it would be him... But like, he'd be... old..." said Sue. They both shuddered.
"EEEEEEEEWWWW..." they made faces simultaneously.
"But like, won't like, Pippin be old?" asked Sue, her eyes gettign huge.
"Like, ohmigod, I never thought of that! But like he has sons, right?" said Mary.
"I'm like, pretty sure he does. Oo, baby hobbitses!" Sue squealed.
"Awwwww, baby ones? Let's like, take one with us!" suggested Mary.
"But like, don't they need... changing and stuff?" asked Sue.
"Oh like, ew, maybe not..." said Mary. The two friends chatted about other such deep and interesting topics on their way to Hobbiton ("Like, why is grey the new black, when you could have like, pink?") finally it was getting late and they wondered if they were on course. Or maybe it was because one of them had to stop every ten minutes to get a stone out of her hoof or something.
"Like, Mary, are we going the wrong way?"
"Like, maybe it *always* takes this long to walk. Let's just like, zap, 'kay?"
"Like, 'Kay" said Sue, and they were gone in a flash of blue light. They reappeared outside the Green Dragon, and began walking towards the Great Smials. Of course they knew the exact direction. They reached the Great Smials just after Sundown. At the door was a hobbit Gatekeeper. He was still slightly in canon, so put his hand on the bellrope so he could pull it at a second's notice. Mary and Sue smiled on him, and the magic began.
"Like, is Pippin here?" they asked.
"Mister Pippin, the old Thain, departed for Gondor nigh on five years ago. 'Tis said he was lain to rest by the King Elessar," said the Hobbit.
"Like, I knew that! But like, Brett didn't mention it. Oh well, can we see one of his sons then?" asked Sue. The Hobbit's canon shield was breaking down and he was succumbing to slang, and ooc behaviour.
"Of course, who wouldn't let you two cuties in?" he said, and opened the door. Mary and Sue went in. When the door was firmly closed behind them, Sue said to Mary,
"I told you you looked like, adorable in this get-up!"
"Ditto girl!" and they continued into the Great Smials.
*
A/N Sorry I stopped in the middle of the 'plot' *muffled snort from readers*. However, I decided insanity was needed quickly, and so…