A/N Oh my god, look at all the reviews I got!!!! *Motions to guys with
machine guns* They don't need persuading now… that's good, the FBI are
already hounding me. But they can't have Orli back. *Muffled cries*
Shuttup! Thanks to:
Philosopher At Large
Noah Vail
Starbrat (Just assure me it wasn't the guy with the gun who made you review again!)
I Princess Lillith
Avelera (Thrice! Not once, not twice, but thrice! Three words: I'm a GENIUS!)
Wunderlust!
Danke! Um, here is another exciting instalment of the amazing PROTECTORS OF THE PLOT DISCONTINUUM! *Director: And you're out!...* *Me: *rips off fake smiling mask**
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LIKE, OH MY GOD! HOBBITSES!
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As Mary and Sue wandered through the corridors of the Great Smials, their unease grew.
"Should we like, be here?" asked Sue. Mary turned to look at her,
"Like, I doubt, but like, where's the fun in being where you're supposed to be!?" she told her partner.
"Like, point taken! But um, like, I miss like, Legolas… shouldn't we be like, saving him?" asked Sue.
"Yah… oh my god I was just so caught up in looking for Peppen my head is just like, spinning!" explained Mary, and they immediately zapped themselves to the white towers past The Shire. A HORRIFYING sight greeted there eyes.
"LIKE OHMYGOD, WE WASTED LIKE, SO MUCH TIME, AND LIKE, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!!!" screamed Mary, but Sue was already in action. Gimli, who was hugging Legolas before they began their final journey, was drop-kicked suddenly into the ocean, and several lightning bolts from a certain unicorn peppered his body moments later.
"Like, this is the last time I waste my zappy things on your boyfriend," complained Mary, but it went unheard. Legolas stared at Sue, Sue stared at Legolas, Legolas stared at Sue, Sue stared at Legolas, and I have slight cramp so lets finish that… Suddenly Legolas leapt up.
"Ai! What devilry is this!? A strange creature has defeated my great friend and a worthy warrior at that! If it be so courageous as to kill my friend without warning or reason, perhaps it would be so brave as to best me in a duel!" he challenged.
"Oh wake up Leggy, I have Prom Night soon and I'm not arguing about dead dwarves when we could be making out! I *need* to know if you're a good kisser! What's it going to look like if a turn up with a sloppy kisser? I have a reputation!" said Sue impatiently, and reached up.
"Um, like, you're still a like, unicorn, and you're going to knock him out with your hoof if you don't transform. And I'm sure he doesn't want to kiss s horse!" said Mary.
"Details, details!" said Sue, but in an instant was transformed into a fay, to rival the likes of Luthien or Gwendeling. As for Arwen, she looked like Gimli next to Sue. A pale hand reached up behind Legolas' head, and…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" a glass shattering scream erupted from Mary.
"Like, what now?" asked Sue, annoyed.
"Like, like, like, Brad texted me!!!" she screamed. Sue immediately dropped the dazed and 100% OOC Legolas and ran over to Mary. There was a short message on her phone.
Mary,
I think ur cute. Do u want 2 go 2 the prom?
Brad
PS tell Sue Corey sez hi + would she chek her msgs?
"Like, oh my GOD! You could be going to the Prom with *Brad* *Reed*!"
"And like, you could be like, going with *Corey* *Everey*!!" they yelled at one another and fanned their faces with their hands.
"But then, if I'm not going with a King, like, who wants to go at all?" asked Mary.
"Like, ditto, swop Prince with King, and you have my reply…" Sue replied.
"Actually, I do kinda wanna go with Corey… Ciao Lego, no hard feelings!" said Sue and zapped out.
"What she said…" said Mary and left.
"Can I least have your phone number!?" echoed through the plains of space, time, and primordial icky stuff.
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A/N OMG am I insane. Well, *please* read and review!
Philosopher At Large
Noah Vail
Starbrat (Just assure me it wasn't the guy with the gun who made you review again!)
I Princess Lillith
Avelera (Thrice! Not once, not twice, but thrice! Three words: I'm a GENIUS!)
Wunderlust!
Danke! Um, here is another exciting instalment of the amazing PROTECTORS OF THE PLOT DISCONTINUUM! *Director: And you're out!...* *Me: *rips off fake smiling mask**
~~~~
LIKE, OH MY GOD! HOBBITSES!
~~~~
As Mary and Sue wandered through the corridors of the Great Smials, their unease grew.
"Should we like, be here?" asked Sue. Mary turned to look at her,
"Like, I doubt, but like, where's the fun in being where you're supposed to be!?" she told her partner.
"Like, point taken! But um, like, I miss like, Legolas… shouldn't we be like, saving him?" asked Sue.
"Yah… oh my god I was just so caught up in looking for Peppen my head is just like, spinning!" explained Mary, and they immediately zapped themselves to the white towers past The Shire. A HORRIFYING sight greeted there eyes.
"LIKE OHMYGOD, WE WASTED LIKE, SO MUCH TIME, AND LIKE, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!!!" screamed Mary, but Sue was already in action. Gimli, who was hugging Legolas before they began their final journey, was drop-kicked suddenly into the ocean, and several lightning bolts from a certain unicorn peppered his body moments later.
"Like, this is the last time I waste my zappy things on your boyfriend," complained Mary, but it went unheard. Legolas stared at Sue, Sue stared at Legolas, Legolas stared at Sue, Sue stared at Legolas, and I have slight cramp so lets finish that… Suddenly Legolas leapt up.
"Ai! What devilry is this!? A strange creature has defeated my great friend and a worthy warrior at that! If it be so courageous as to kill my friend without warning or reason, perhaps it would be so brave as to best me in a duel!" he challenged.
"Oh wake up Leggy, I have Prom Night soon and I'm not arguing about dead dwarves when we could be making out! I *need* to know if you're a good kisser! What's it going to look like if a turn up with a sloppy kisser? I have a reputation!" said Sue impatiently, and reached up.
"Um, like, you're still a like, unicorn, and you're going to knock him out with your hoof if you don't transform. And I'm sure he doesn't want to kiss s horse!" said Mary.
"Details, details!" said Sue, but in an instant was transformed into a fay, to rival the likes of Luthien or Gwendeling. As for Arwen, she looked like Gimli next to Sue. A pale hand reached up behind Legolas' head, and…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" a glass shattering scream erupted from Mary.
"Like, what now?" asked Sue, annoyed.
"Like, like, like, Brad texted me!!!" she screamed. Sue immediately dropped the dazed and 100% OOC Legolas and ran over to Mary. There was a short message on her phone.
Mary,
I think ur cute. Do u want 2 go 2 the prom?
Brad
PS tell Sue Corey sez hi + would she chek her msgs?
"Like, oh my GOD! You could be going to the Prom with *Brad* *Reed*!"
"And like, you could be like, going with *Corey* *Everey*!!" they yelled at one another and fanned their faces with their hands.
"But then, if I'm not going with a King, like, who wants to go at all?" asked Mary.
"Like, ditto, swop Prince with King, and you have my reply…" Sue replied.
"Actually, I do kinda wanna go with Corey… Ciao Lego, no hard feelings!" said Sue and zapped out.
"What she said…" said Mary and left.
"Can I least have your phone number!?" echoed through the plains of space, time, and primordial icky stuff.
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A/N OMG am I insane. Well, *please* read and review!