Bra Sitting Part 2
by, Krazy Edward
Disclaimer: They ain't mine, don't sue me
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Vegeta clicked off the speaker phone and seconds later Videl was banging on the door. "Vegeta! Let me in! I'll fix it! Don't do anything stupid!" she yelled. Vegeta opened the door but stood blocking Videl's way into the house. "Are you insulting my intelligence?" he asked. "No, I'm being intelligent about your temper." Videl answered pushing past him.
Videl rushed over to Bra who was still screaming on the couch and made quick work of removing the glass from her foot. Vegeta ranted in the background "This is all the woman's fault she was the one that had to be breaking everything." Just as Videl was finishing up The Great Saiyaman threw open the door. "Don't worry Bra, I'll save you!" he declared as he tripped over the rug and fell flat on his face. *insert cheesy sitcom laugh track here*
"I told you I didn't need your help Gohan!" shouted Videl. "But.. what if... and the... but I just... you said." Gohan stuttered. Videl dragged Gohan out of the house with a polite "Have a nice day Vegeta." ^__^
After watching her parents fly off, a confused Pan knocked on the door. Vegeta opened the door and shouted "You forgot your goofy hat!" throwing the saiyaman helmet into the street.
(Didn't you ever wonder why he started wearing a white bandana and sunglasses instead of the helmet?)
Pan pulled the leg of Vegeta's pants making him look down. "My daddy left me." she explained about to burst into tears. "Wha?" Vegeta panicked "Your not here!" he exclaimed closing the door. "WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
Five minutes later Bra and Pan were sitting on the couch watching Teletubbies. Vegeta was going insane. After hearing the yellow marshmellow say "LaLa" for the 53rd time in 15 minutes, Vegeta blasted the TV resulting in two very loud child bombs going off.
"SHUT UP! If you don't shut up! I'll MAKE YOU SHUT UP!" Vegeta yelled pulling at his own hair. The girls whining dropped down to the occasional sniffle, but then there came "I'm bored."
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*Meanwhile at Gohan and Videl's house*
"I told you to stay here and watch Pan, That I could handle it myself." Videl ranted. "It's not like I left her alone I..." Gohan paused realizing something. "You what?" asked Videl. "I took her with me!" Gohan said taking off in the direction of Capsule Corp.
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*Back at Capsule Corp*
Bra pushed her pink Barbie car toward the cardboard box she had dubbed the mall, while Pan made her doll practice energy attacks. Vegeta made the doll he had dubbed 'Begita' beat the crap out of the other doll he had named 'Kakaroot'.
Videl and Gohan burst through the door "PAN!" Vegeta quickly hid the dolls behind his back, never would the saiyan prince play with dolls. Pan ran over to her parents.
Then ~DUN DUN DUN~ Bulma pulled up ~GASP~ . "The woman is here! Act like your visiting!" Vegeta ran around the living room cleaning up the first-aid supplies, kicking the barbies to the side, and not knowing what else to do with it threw the broken TV out into the backyard. Gohan looked into the kitchen "What about that? It looks like there was an earthquake in there. Do you have any dishes left?" "That's the woman's fault." Vegeta stated going back to his 'I hate the world so screw you all' mode.
Bulma opened the door...
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Sorry I'm being mean with the cliffhanger, but it was just too easy. Check back tomorrow for the fright filled, exciting, funny, and ridiculusly good looking conclusion of Bra Sitting.
Until Then...
*~Love & Peace~*
