Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda! ! I just don't.

Some of the Zelda characters (Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Nabooru, Saria, Darunia, Skull-Kid, Impa, Ganondorf, and Rauru.) are sitting around in the highest tower of Hyrule Castle, watching their secret TV(shh!).

"Z-z-z-zyrofoam!" The TV blared. Breaking the silence after the scary commercial, Nabooru screamed at the top of her lungs for no apparent reason. "I'm trying to be bored here, would you mind shutting up?" Link grumbled. "Well I'm bored because there is nothing to do!" Nabooru yelled at the Hero. "I know!" Zelda bellowed to stop the on coming argument. "Let's go to Lake Hylia!" Ganondorf stood up and fearfully his hands clutched his face. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Then Ruto stood up holding her head(she had no visible ears!) in agony from Ganondorf's booming voice. Getting right up in his face she screamed: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nayru, Ganon-dork why on Hyrule did you do that for? (Such as 'Why on earth did you do that?')"

"I-I-I-I...I'm afraid of (mumbles)" The Evil King muttered. "What was that, Ganny-Wanny?" Zelda asked in a sweetly, innocent voice. "I said I'm afraid of.." He paused and saw everyone staring at him. "WATER! OKAY?! I'M AFRAID OF H2O!!!!!!!" The former "Fearless" King of Evil sank into a crying heap of...something or another. Malon walked over to the blubbering mass of metal. "It's okay, Ganon." She murmured hesitantly patting his back. He threw himself on her shoulders, and the red-haired woman hit the floor.

"HELP!! HE WEIGHS so...so much. Cannot breath..." And it looked like she passed out. "MALON!!!" Link yelled and ran toward the farm girl who was slowly being crushed. The Hero tried to heave the humongus sobbing man off of Malon, but to no avail. All the guys in the room went to help, but as usual the pig headed freaks(Men. No offense to guys reading but...) did not succeed.

But then...dah duh DAH!! The girls to the rescue! They slowly and calmly pulled the wailing Gerudo man over to the couch to comfort him. "It's okay Ganny. It'll be alright." Nabooru whispered like she would to a child. "We'll help you conquer your fear of...of water." As though his brain clicked on he jumped up and pulled Nabooru into a crushing hug. "You will? Oh, you will? REALLY?" The big baby wailed in joy. "Ribs...cracking...arms...being broken. HEEELLUP!" Bur, bur, BURR!(No this is NOT Nick Jr. Go away!) women to the rescue! Again.

They used a fairy on the two near dead women(tragic ain't it?) and started to get their stuff.

Two hours later –would have been one, but nobody could find their suits, and they had to pry Ganondorf off the bed post- they arrived at Lake Hylia, courtesy of Epona and ten more horses with two wagons. It was gonna be a camp out, and they would stay at the small island with the warps sign on it. Everyone took up as much stuff as they could carry(it took four trips with all the stuff Zelda had brought, even WITH PACK HORSES!), and went to the little island in the middle of the Lake. The boys went to the fishing pond, to get supper after setting up camp, as the girls tried to get a protesting Ganondorf into the clear blue water. Even though Ganondorf had eight inter-tubes around his stomach, flippers on his feet, and flotation rings on his arms(for the puzzled few of you Ganondorf is a BIG man) he was still one big crying baby, who would only stick a toe in the water before screaming: "I'm drowning!!!"

Around sunset Link, Darunia, and Skull-kid returned. Link feeling proud of himself for catching four twenty pound fish didn't miss his chance to gloat. Although it wasn't much Skull-kid gloated about catching a six pounder (that nearly pulled him into the water) and a ten-pounder.(That almost ate him whole!)
As for Darunia he tried to sink into the background, ashamed he had only caught a single three pound fish. His plan was almost complete, (Darunia "YAY!") when all of a sudden "Where's your fish Darunia?" Malon asked. Darunia, sad and afraid of a response, held up his three pound fish. It was like a quarter in his palm, but it would be a good meal for the Skull-Kid. Malon was going to congratulate him for catching anything, when Ganondorf snorted with laughter.

"For the love of Din. A big lug like that catching such a tiny little fish? It's ridiculous!" And he collapsed on his side laughing, as Darunia slumped down sadly, cursing the shoddy rod he'd been given to add to his terrible fishing skills.

Skull-Kid un-wittingly said the best thing ever to occur in his stupid life. "Well he can swim."

END! I'm gonna end it here. But questions remain:

Can Darunia actually swim? Will Ganondorf stop being a jerky baby and TRY to swim? Why is the Skull-Kid so dern stupid?!

Find out! If I get ten reviews and make a new chapter!