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At the end of the last chapter there were questions such as:
Can Darunia actually swim?
Will Ganondorf stop being a jerk baby and TRY to swim?
Why is the Skull-Kid so dern stupid?!
Such questions will now be answered.
All of a sudden the lake disappears showing a talk-show scene in which everyone (except Darunia, Ganondorf, and the Skull-kid who are in chairs on the stage) is in the audience ,and everyone wondering what is going on finds out soon.
"Darunia the fans are dying to know can you actually swim?"
asked Lyra the beautiful writer. "Well Lyra I feel glad to finally get it off my chest. No, Lyra I can't swim" (Ganondorf from another chair loudly" I knew it". Beautiful hosts "Ganondorf you seem to have some symptoms of a jerk baby who won't even try to swim. Let's try to get to the root of the problem." Ganondorf sobbing "How did you know" Lyra the hosts being amazed by the slinkie she's playing with quickly puts it away "I'm sorry could you please repeat the question" Ganondorf starting to pull his sword from it's sheath thinks otherwise since he I on TV "I said 'how did you know'" Lyra truly feeling like Ganondorf is really is the most stupid of all men tells him in a very mad tone "I WROTE THE STORY YOU IDIOT" Ganondorf feeling very stupid says "Oh, yeah". "Since I don't want to get into your matter any farther Ganondorf I'll now go on to Skull-kid" says the host wondering how someone could be so stupid. "So Skull-kid you're really stupid, why is that" the beautiful one asks. The Skull-kid having to stop standing on his head long enough to talk says "Well I guess it all started when I was but a child. You see my brother never liked me, and would always hold me upside down and bang my head on the floor" the Skull-kid the rolls up in a ball and builds up speed before rolling around and hitting everyone. Lyra afraid for her life then teleports them all back to the lake (with dvd's entitled "I am a good person").
Half hour later for some odd reason everyone is gathered
around a camp fire singing 'Amazing Grace'. Oh, that's why Zelda's magically holding a knife to their throats. Link felling tired of singing it for the thirty-second time starts to get mad(hmmm... I wonder why?). After singing it for the thirty-six time Zelda is still saying "One more time". Link finally having to protest says "Zelda no more please I'm begging you" Zelda feeling hurt by his harsh words stars to cry, Link not having much power to stand against her tears says 'one more time'. About half way through the song the Skull-kid starts to go crazy, and rolls into his ball again and rolls into the lake. Nabooru feeling the same way wonders if anyone else is "If anyone else feels the same way please raise your hand everyone (even Zelda ) raises their hand. Link feeling confused screams "ZELDA, YOU ARE THE WEIRDEST BEING I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING" Zelda somehow felling loved burst out screaming "I LOVE YOU". Link feeling as if that was a weird response screams back "WELL I GUESS I LOVE YOU TOO"
Link and Zelda starting to get that love-struck look in their eyes are interrupted by everyone (except Skull-kid who is in Gerudo Valley now) chimes in singing "Link and Zelda sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes lo. . ." They all stop and run because Link now has out the Biggoron's Sword, and is running at them.
It is now an hour later (I wanted to get an ice-cream so sue me!)
And they are now telling ghost stories.(Skull-kid is racing horses at Lon-Lon Ranch without knowing it.) It is now Impa's turn and she is telling a story about how one day cute little hamsters will take over Hyrule,(It is a very scary story that I don't want to mention.)
When all of a sudden Nabooru screams out "IT'S GOT ME, IT'S GOT ME". Everyone rush's to her aid(dah,duh,DUH) when they all get there Malon comforts her telling her it's just a story. Nabooru looks at everyone as though they are crazy "No, not the hamsters, hungers got me I just finished the ice-cream Lyra brought me back". Darunia also feeling hungry yelled angrily "Hey, how come she didn't us back anything?" they then all start yelling at me. (Little do they know I'm not here.)
Whoa! ! ! it just got really dark! Oh, it's now nighttime. What odd places everyone is sleeping at.(Link and Zelda are on the fire arrow island alone because they wouldn't stop talking when everyone wanted to sleep, the Skull-kid is hanging from a tree in a sleeping bag, Nabooru is sleeping sitting-up in the tree, Darunia has curled into a ball and is now snoozing near the bridge, Ganondorf is sleeping on the teleportation thingie wearing a beauty-mask (?), Rauru and Impa are sitting against the tree, Malon fell asleep riding her horse, Saria had Link drag a log and carve it into a bed for her, and of course Ruto is sleeping in the water. No,
wait it's daytime? No, now it's night? Oh, the Skull-kid(he finally rolled back)has the Ocarina of Time, but what is he doing? Oh, the little vermin we all know and hate is playing the Sun's Song. Poking Nabooru awake with a stick I ask very nicely "Will you please kick him out of the tree?". Responding almost as if it were her pleasure she kicks the Skull-kid knocking him out of his sleeping bag making him fall on Ganondorf, and Ganondorf(confused because he is half asleep and is still wearing his beauty-mask) fires a ball of energy into the air hitting the ocarina (has been falling in slow-motion) making it fall right into Link's nap-sack smoking. (Kinda' like one of those cartoons where everything falls into place it's almost scary.)
Anyway it's now morning ( without the use of the Sun's song) and Link ( who is not used to sleeping anyway) is the first up. He is now changing into his bathing suit.( censored – oh wait you can't see what's in my story)
It is now five minutes later and link is swimming at top speed because he bumped into Ruto waking her up.( and she wants a good-morning kiss)
It is now half hour later and everyone (except the Skull-kid who hit his head last night and hasn't woken up yet) is awake. Zelda, Malon, Saria, Impa, and Nabooru ( all the women except Ruto who is still chasing Link) are cooking breakfast. ( eggs, fish, pancakes, and frog eyes. The frog eyes are for the insane Professor man who wanted to join them, so he invited himself) All the guys
( except Skull-kid who is still out of it) were sentenced to the other side of the lake to fish and kill tektites(they kept sneaking food) which didn't bother them that much.
Now the food is done and the girls are about to call the guys when Skull-kid jumps up rolls into a ball and rolls across the island
( one week later: we are here to morn our oh, so hated friend
Skull-kid. Before I go any farther does anyone know his real name?) smashing all the food.
It is now five minutes later and they are mourning the fallen food( except Darunia who is eating it, ewwwww). All of a the girls look over at the guys who are huddled together. Link "thanks to me donating five-hundred rupees to our change we have a total of five-hundred one rupees." The girls look at them as if there is no point to this statement then hear Ganondorf chiming in "you idiot stop gloating and ask them if they want to go to McDonalds".( I know you may be wondering where a McDonalds is in Hyrule well I'll tell you, take notes: go to Gerudo Fortress without a pass thingie and go to the archery place. For those of you taking notes you have ether no life or have never been to Gerudo Fortress the McDonalds is really behind the Great Deku tree, I know it. I will get to the other side one day)
That are at McDonalds now and the only reason they needed five- hundred and one rupees is because they brought Darunia (didn't he already eat all the fallen food? This just in: Darunia is a piggy Goron) and he eats a lot . Five Minutes later a very mad Link is saying "what do you mean you stopped serving breakfast. That is the last straw today I have been chased around by a lunatic,( Ruto "hey" Rauru "you know it's true" Ruto "Ohhhhhh, yyeeaaahhh")lost a thirty pound fish while fishing, lost my breakfast, and NOW THIS. I can't take anymore! ! ! Everybody use your powers to destroy McDonalds! ! !" Whether using sage powers, rolling into a ball,(Skull-kid) or using items ( A maniacal Link is giving them out freely) they blew up McDonalds.
Five Minutes later ( with the help of the long-shot) everyone is away from McDonalds pimpin' down Kokiri Village wearing sunglasses, black clothes, and black coats ( I don't know ) they have no idea where they are going. Link feeling more hungry than ever says "you know lunch doesn't sound that bad". Everyone's stomach's agreeing with him they think were to go. Since none of them have quick minds it is now an hour later and everyone thinks killing Skull-kid is a good idea( he's tied to a tree back at the lake). After another five minutes Ganondorf suggest they go to Taco Bell, no one objects so on to Taco Bell. ( Oh, I suppose now you want to know how to get to Taco Bell. Well here is what I think its in the other side of Death Mountain they use the heat to cook the meat, Hey I'm a poet yay for me. Dance with me people.) They get to death mountain and Darunia hands out Goron Tunics.( Zelda thinks red isn't her color but to stay alive she has to wear it.) They step inside Taco Bell, and noooooo Malon steps on a sauce packet making her fall and is kncked unconscious. Everyone tells Link to give her a fairy but all his stuff is back at the lake.
Review me and find out what happens on this funny and exciting adventures of 'Lake Hylia or Bust' !
P.S. For those of you who know her I am Queen Fifi's Little sister! ! !
At the end of the last chapter there were questions such as:
Can Darunia actually swim?
Will Ganondorf stop being a jerk baby and TRY to swim?
Why is the Skull-Kid so dern stupid?!
Such questions will now be answered.
All of a sudden the lake disappears showing a talk-show scene in which everyone (except Darunia, Ganondorf, and the Skull-kid who are in chairs on the stage) is in the audience ,and everyone wondering what is going on finds out soon.
"Darunia the fans are dying to know can you actually swim?"
asked Lyra the beautiful writer. "Well Lyra I feel glad to finally get it off my chest. No, Lyra I can't swim" (Ganondorf from another chair loudly" I knew it". Beautiful hosts "Ganondorf you seem to have some symptoms of a jerk baby who won't even try to swim. Let's try to get to the root of the problem." Ganondorf sobbing "How did you know" Lyra the hosts being amazed by the slinkie she's playing with quickly puts it away "I'm sorry could you please repeat the question" Ganondorf starting to pull his sword from it's sheath thinks otherwise since he I on TV "I said 'how did you know'" Lyra truly feeling like Ganondorf is really is the most stupid of all men tells him in a very mad tone "I WROTE THE STORY YOU IDIOT" Ganondorf feeling very stupid says "Oh, yeah". "Since I don't want to get into your matter any farther Ganondorf I'll now go on to Skull-kid" says the host wondering how someone could be so stupid. "So Skull-kid you're really stupid, why is that" the beautiful one asks. The Skull-kid having to stop standing on his head long enough to talk says "Well I guess it all started when I was but a child. You see my brother never liked me, and would always hold me upside down and bang my head on the floor" the Skull-kid the rolls up in a ball and builds up speed before rolling around and hitting everyone. Lyra afraid for her life then teleports them all back to the lake (with dvd's entitled "I am a good person").
Half hour later for some odd reason everyone is gathered
around a camp fire singing 'Amazing Grace'. Oh, that's why Zelda's magically holding a knife to their throats. Link felling tired of singing it for the thirty-second time starts to get mad(hmmm... I wonder why?). After singing it for the thirty-six time Zelda is still saying "One more time". Link finally having to protest says "Zelda no more please I'm begging you" Zelda feeling hurt by his harsh words stars to cry, Link not having much power to stand against her tears says 'one more time'. About half way through the song the Skull-kid starts to go crazy, and rolls into his ball again and rolls into the lake. Nabooru feeling the same way wonders if anyone else is "If anyone else feels the same way please raise your hand everyone (even Zelda ) raises their hand. Link feeling confused screams "ZELDA, YOU ARE THE WEIRDEST BEING I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING" Zelda somehow felling loved burst out screaming "I LOVE YOU". Link feeling as if that was a weird response screams back "WELL I GUESS I LOVE YOU TOO"
Link and Zelda starting to get that love-struck look in their eyes are interrupted by everyone (except Skull-kid who is in Gerudo Valley now) chimes in singing "Link and Zelda sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes lo. . ." They all stop and run because Link now has out the Biggoron's Sword, and is running at them.
It is now an hour later (I wanted to get an ice-cream so sue me!)
And they are now telling ghost stories.(Skull-kid is racing horses at Lon-Lon Ranch without knowing it.) It is now Impa's turn and she is telling a story about how one day cute little hamsters will take over Hyrule,(It is a very scary story that I don't want to mention.)
When all of a sudden Nabooru screams out "IT'S GOT ME, IT'S GOT ME". Everyone rush's to her aid(dah,duh,DUH) when they all get there Malon comforts her telling her it's just a story. Nabooru looks at everyone as though they are crazy "No, not the hamsters, hungers got me I just finished the ice-cream Lyra brought me back". Darunia also feeling hungry yelled angrily "Hey, how come she didn't us back anything?" they then all start yelling at me. (Little do they know I'm not here.)
Whoa! ! ! it just got really dark! Oh, it's now nighttime. What odd places everyone is sleeping at.(Link and Zelda are on the fire arrow island alone because they wouldn't stop talking when everyone wanted to sleep, the Skull-kid is hanging from a tree in a sleeping bag, Nabooru is sleeping sitting-up in the tree, Darunia has curled into a ball and is now snoozing near the bridge, Ganondorf is sleeping on the teleportation thingie wearing a beauty-mask (?), Rauru and Impa are sitting against the tree, Malon fell asleep riding her horse, Saria had Link drag a log and carve it into a bed for her, and of course Ruto is sleeping in the water. No,
wait it's daytime? No, now it's night? Oh, the Skull-kid(he finally rolled back)has the Ocarina of Time, but what is he doing? Oh, the little vermin we all know and hate is playing the Sun's Song. Poking Nabooru awake with a stick I ask very nicely "Will you please kick him out of the tree?". Responding almost as if it were her pleasure she kicks the Skull-kid knocking him out of his sleeping bag making him fall on Ganondorf, and Ganondorf(confused because he is half asleep and is still wearing his beauty-mask) fires a ball of energy into the air hitting the ocarina (has been falling in slow-motion) making it fall right into Link's nap-sack smoking. (Kinda' like one of those cartoons where everything falls into place it's almost scary.)
Anyway it's now morning ( without the use of the Sun's song) and Link ( who is not used to sleeping anyway) is the first up. He is now changing into his bathing suit.( censored – oh wait you can't see what's in my story)
It is now five minutes later and link is swimming at top speed because he bumped into Ruto waking her up.( and she wants a good-morning kiss)
It is now half hour later and everyone (except the Skull-kid who hit his head last night and hasn't woken up yet) is awake. Zelda, Malon, Saria, Impa, and Nabooru ( all the women except Ruto who is still chasing Link) are cooking breakfast. ( eggs, fish, pancakes, and frog eyes. The frog eyes are for the insane Professor man who wanted to join them, so he invited himself) All the guys
( except Skull-kid who is still out of it) were sentenced to the other side of the lake to fish and kill tektites(they kept sneaking food) which didn't bother them that much.
Now the food is done and the girls are about to call the guys when Skull-kid jumps up rolls into a ball and rolls across the island
( one week later: we are here to morn our oh, so hated friend
Skull-kid. Before I go any farther does anyone know his real name?) smashing all the food.
It is now five minutes later and they are mourning the fallen food( except Darunia who is eating it, ewwwww). All of a the girls look over at the guys who are huddled together. Link "thanks to me donating five-hundred rupees to our change we have a total of five-hundred one rupees." The girls look at them as if there is no point to this statement then hear Ganondorf chiming in "you idiot stop gloating and ask them if they want to go to McDonalds".( I know you may be wondering where a McDonalds is in Hyrule well I'll tell you, take notes: go to Gerudo Fortress without a pass thingie and go to the archery place. For those of you taking notes you have ether no life or have never been to Gerudo Fortress the McDonalds is really behind the Great Deku tree, I know it. I will get to the other side one day)
That are at McDonalds now and the only reason they needed five- hundred and one rupees is because they brought Darunia (didn't he already eat all the fallen food? This just in: Darunia is a piggy Goron) and he eats a lot . Five Minutes later a very mad Link is saying "what do you mean you stopped serving breakfast. That is the last straw today I have been chased around by a lunatic,( Ruto "hey" Rauru "you know it's true" Ruto "Ohhhhhh, yyeeaaahhh")lost a thirty pound fish while fishing, lost my breakfast, and NOW THIS. I can't take anymore! ! ! Everybody use your powers to destroy McDonalds! ! !" Whether using sage powers, rolling into a ball,(Skull-kid) or using items ( A maniacal Link is giving them out freely) they blew up McDonalds.
Five Minutes later ( with the help of the long-shot) everyone is away from McDonalds pimpin' down Kokiri Village wearing sunglasses, black clothes, and black coats ( I don't know ) they have no idea where they are going. Link feeling more hungry than ever says "you know lunch doesn't sound that bad". Everyone's stomach's agreeing with him they think were to go. Since none of them have quick minds it is now an hour later and everyone thinks killing Skull-kid is a good idea( he's tied to a tree back at the lake). After another five minutes Ganondorf suggest they go to Taco Bell, no one objects so on to Taco Bell. ( Oh, I suppose now you want to know how to get to Taco Bell. Well here is what I think its in the other side of Death Mountain they use the heat to cook the meat, Hey I'm a poet yay for me. Dance with me people.) They get to death mountain and Darunia hands out Goron Tunics.( Zelda thinks red isn't her color but to stay alive she has to wear it.) They step inside Taco Bell, and noooooo Malon steps on a sauce packet making her fall and is kncked unconscious. Everyone tells Link to give her a fairy but all his stuff is back at the lake.
Review me and find out what happens on this funny and exciting adventures of 'Lake Hylia or Bust' !
P.S. For those of you who know her I am Queen Fifi's Little sister! ! !