Disclaimer: When will you get it?! I've already said I don't own them!!!!!!

Okay. Three reviewers asked Lyra this so I, Queen Fifi will tell. You post a story, by going to your little box. Click 'Document Manager'. Type in a file name(this is not the chapter name so don't freak.) Click 'Upload'. Okay this will upload the story. Then go to 'Edit/Add chapters' Then type in a title name at the bottom, and select the title thing you gave the uploaded document. FIN!

So…who liked the last chapter? Talk show time!!!!!! Even though it was weird and you might not have understood it at times, we liked it. Queen Fifi helped with chapter one, and very little with this one. Just grammatically cause she's weird that way. Tiny plotting .

(Weird announcer guy): HERE'S….LYRA!!!! (lots of cheering and applause) Thank you! No photographs please! Okay, am I on now? Can I start sounding all mysterious? (Camera guy signals: "We've been on for three.") MINUTES??!!!! I really wish someone would tell me these things!! Atleast SOMEtimes.

'My adoring public, when I last left you…' The Skull-Kid was tied to a tree; Malon ("Why Malon?! Why not Ruto?!" Link yells in background.) was involved in a terrible sauce accident ( and Link has no fairies to heal her with ).

The scene: They are still at Taco Bell wondering who the fastest one is who could go get a fairie from Link's sack. ( For those of you , like my sister, who think Link should just warp back, should consider his ocarina is in his nap-sack which is back at the Lake. So there!)

Link: "I think Ganondorf should go, it was his idea to come here"

Ganondorf: "Well I think Link should go because he's mean, and he's the one who forgot his ocarina"

Rauru: "What's that?"

Off in the distance is a rumbling, a great powerful rumbling.

Impa: "Oh, no my story is coming true!"

Saria: "What do you mean?"

All of a sudden ( I like that phrase, you may have noticed) a furry mass of……fur comes running towards them!

Ganondorf: "NOT THE HAMSTERS!!!!!!"

Link: "I'm afraid so."

Ruto: "Up to high ground"

( For the confused people: Impa's story about hamsters taking over Hyrule is coming true.)

So, now they are on top of Death Mountain.

Zelda: "Link, Ganondorf fight them off with these" Zelda throws them something.

Link: "what is this?"

Saria: "wait I saw this in a movie once when we were watching our secret TV (sshhh!) PUSH THE BUTTONS!!!!!!!!"

They do as they are told, and all of a sudden (see, I told you I liked that phrase) from the weird sticks they are holding emerges beams of light.

Ganondorf: "what do we do with this?!"

Malon, drearily: "Use the Cucco…"

Link: "WHAT?!!"

Malon, still dreary: "I meant…use the force…."

Link and Ganondorf see that the beams are like a sword, and hit away at the furballs. All of a sudden (you see) they see they are out numbered.

Link: "we need help"

Zelda: "just fight them a little longer I have a plan"

Link: "well Ganondorf it seems like she finally lost it"

Zelda turns to the sages and tells them they should use their powers to lock the hamsters away in the dark realm. Then the sages tell her they need five minutes.

Link: "we can't fight them off for five minutes!!!!!"

Darunia: "what's that?!"

Rolling up Death Mountain seen in the dust is something moving at top speed.

Ruto: "it's Super Man…" Her gaze full of awe.

Rauru: "no stupid, it's the Skull-Kid"

That's right Skull-kid. When he reaches the top he herds the hamsters to the bottom.

Four minutes later.

Impa: "we can send them to the dark realm now"

Then the sages use their powers and send the hamsters to the dark realm.

Everyone: "YAY!!!!"

Zelda: "and all thanks to Skull-Kid"

Skull-Kid: "thank you everyone, I didn't know about the hamsters, I was coming because Rauru told me telepathically to bring Malon a fairie…I hit a rock and lost control for a second."

So, then they all jump on a cloud and pick food up from the drive-thru.

When they get back to Lake Hylia the cloud starts to give up from the mighty weight of Ganondorf dropping him right in the middle of the lake. (The rescue mission took a half hour because Ganondorf kept pulling anybody who tried to help him out of the water, into the deep blue Lake. Eventually Link got everyone out with the Long-shot's chain.)

After packing their things the gang leaves the lake to go back to their boring and secret (sshhh) TV.

THE END

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Some of the Zelda characters (Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Nabooru, Saria, Darunia, Skull-Kid, Impa, Ganondorf, and Rauru.) are sitting around in the highest tower of Hyrule Castle, watching their secret TV(shh!).

"If you don't eat it…we'll feed it to a Goron!!" The TV blared. Breaking the silence after the scary commercial, Nabooru screamed at the top of her lungs for no apparent reason.(We don't know why) "I'm trying to be bored Nabooru. Would you mind shutting up?" Link grumbled. "Well I'm bored because there is nothing to do! AGAIN!!!" Nabooru yelled at the Hero. "I know!" Zelda bellowed to stop the on coming argument"Let's go to………."





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- YOUR LOVING AUTHOR , LYRA.