I don't own Zelda. I don't know why. I just don't.



Ahh, another song by yours truly. This time you sing to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer", kapeesh? Good.

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Zora the rabid Zora, had a very foamy mouth.

(Like a soap bar!)

And if you ever saw it, you would run away and shout.

(Like a sissy!)

All of the other Zoras, used to run away and cry.

(Like big chickens!)

They never greeted Zora, they would rather say bye-bye.

(Such as "See-ya!")

Then one day on Zora Bay, the King came to say,

"Zora you are like a cow. Move away right now."

So Zora moved away, into the Lost Woods.

(Guess what he did?!)

He got lost again and again, and found some lost goods.

(Like big mushrooms!)

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So there it is. Don't like it?? Tough. Please review. :)