Hola, don't mind this if it's a little screwed ;) It's kinda stupid right now, but it will get better, I promise. If you know Cassie, this is not how she really acts (she's already killing me...)... um, and once again, if my italics and underlines don't work, just now that i and u in arrows means they should be. ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own Hannibal Lecter or Clarice Starling or they name Mischa. They belong to the God, Thomas Harris. Elizabeth Burrows is the character from iDon't Say A Word/i, if you didn't know, and I don't own her either ^_^ Don't sue me, please, cause you love me, you all really, really do...
I got this idea from The Osbournes. That's all I have to say.
-Melissa
uThe Lecters/u
A man,
A woman,
Three teen girls,
A four year old boy,
... and a dog
All living together in a house in the middle of Michigan.
Prepare to meet...
...the Lecters.
"Mother! Would you shut up that *beep* dog?!"
"Moooooom! Sissy's taking my toysssssssss!"
"Don't you use that language, Mischa!"
"Honey! Have you seen my shoes...?"
"Which Sissy, Brett?"
"...FERN!!!"
"Caaaaaaaaaasie!"
"What happened?!"
"That *beep* dog ate my *beep* shoes!"
"Mom! I wasn't dooooing anything! It was all Brett's fault!"
Welcome to an average day in the home of the Lecters. We have here Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the man of the house, who works at his self-owned office on the other side of town (when the family doesn't have to up and leave before a visit from the FBI...), and then there's Clarice - the mom.
She cooks, she cleans, she watches over the children, and she volunteers at the animal shelter on the weekends (No one quite knows how she got into that...)
Then there's the oldest of the children - Elizabeth Burrows. She was adopted when she was nine, or found on the streets and taken in, rather. She's often very fragile and she has serious mental issues, but it all fits in well with the family. The only thing anyone ever really gets annoyed with is the way in which she always taunts them with "I'll never tell... I'll never tell...", yet they don't have the slightest idea what the hell she's talking about.
Next in line of the children comes Cassie, the first natural born child to the Lecters. Cassie looks more like her father with her dark brown hair and deep blue and maroon eyes. She's fifteen and loves art, as her father taught her.
And then there's Mischa. Mischa is a combination of her parents with her dark red hair, and her blue, green and maroon eyes. She, however, loves music, as her father taught her as well.
Last in line of the Lecter children is Brett. He's only four, but he already loves to draw and play piano, and he loves to toy with his oldest sister. He's his father's midget, but not the favored one, necessarily. Oh, by the way, though it's a Lecter family secret... he bites, too.
And then, finally, there's Fern - the dog. The *beep* dog who always eats the Dr's shoes, who barks at Elizabeth and makes her burst out in tantrums screaming "I'LL NEVER TELL!", who steps all over Cassie's drawings, who walks all over the piano while Mischa is playing, who chews all of Brett's toys to pieces, yet, miracously, stays a member of the family due to Mrs. Lecter's sudden love of animals.
And there you have it. The Lecter family.
"Mom! Lizzy ate my funyuns!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Hannibal Lecter or Clarice Starling or they name Mischa. They belong to the God, Thomas Harris. Elizabeth Burrows is the character from iDon't Say A Word/i, if you didn't know, and I don't own her either ^_^ Don't sue me, please, cause you love me, you all really, really do...
I got this idea from The Osbournes. That's all I have to say.
-Melissa
uThe Lecters/u
A man,
A woman,
Three teen girls,
A four year old boy,
... and a dog
All living together in a house in the middle of Michigan.
Prepare to meet...
...the Lecters.
"Mother! Would you shut up that *beep* dog?!"
"Moooooom! Sissy's taking my toysssssssss!"
"Don't you use that language, Mischa!"
"Honey! Have you seen my shoes...?"
"Which Sissy, Brett?"
"...FERN!!!"
"Caaaaaaaaaasie!"
"What happened?!"
"That *beep* dog ate my *beep* shoes!"
"Mom! I wasn't dooooing anything! It was all Brett's fault!"
Welcome to an average day in the home of the Lecters. We have here Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the man of the house, who works at his self-owned office on the other side of town (when the family doesn't have to up and leave before a visit from the FBI...), and then there's Clarice - the mom.
She cooks, she cleans, she watches over the children, and she volunteers at the animal shelter on the weekends (No one quite knows how she got into that...)
Then there's the oldest of the children - Elizabeth Burrows. She was adopted when she was nine, or found on the streets and taken in, rather. She's often very fragile and she has serious mental issues, but it all fits in well with the family. The only thing anyone ever really gets annoyed with is the way in which she always taunts them with "I'll never tell... I'll never tell...", yet they don't have the slightest idea what the hell she's talking about.
Next in line of the children comes Cassie, the first natural born child to the Lecters. Cassie looks more like her father with her dark brown hair and deep blue and maroon eyes. She's fifteen and loves art, as her father taught her.
And then there's Mischa. Mischa is a combination of her parents with her dark red hair, and her blue, green and maroon eyes. She, however, loves music, as her father taught her as well.
Last in line of the Lecter children is Brett. He's only four, but he already loves to draw and play piano, and he loves to toy with his oldest sister. He's his father's midget, but not the favored one, necessarily. Oh, by the way, though it's a Lecter family secret... he bites, too.
And then, finally, there's Fern - the dog. The *beep* dog who always eats the Dr's shoes, who barks at Elizabeth and makes her burst out in tantrums screaming "I'LL NEVER TELL!", who steps all over Cassie's drawings, who walks all over the piano while Mischa is playing, who chews all of Brett's toys to pieces, yet, miracously, stays a member of the family due to Mrs. Lecter's sudden love of animals.
And there you have it. The Lecter family.
"Mom! Lizzy ate my funyuns!"