Ah yes, the fic must go on! Sorry to keep all of you waiting, but
I've been quite busy lately. Please enjoy; I hope I haven't lost my touch.
May the Noodley Madness be unleashed upon the world.
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Suits You, Sir
By: The Angry Scots
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Zim walked to school that day with confidence. The Noodle Thing was probably on the other side of the city, wreaking havoc.
As he stepped past the mutant rat by the main entrance, though, his fears were brought on. What if this Noodle creature was lying in wait for him? Nevertheless, he had to attend this "school". If he was absent, the faculty might hunt him down, for all he knew.
Zim entered the classroom as calmly as possible, taking his seat near the front, and listened as the teacher began the daily lecture. This time, it was on something called "salmonella".
Suddenly, Zim jumped out of his seat as Mrs. Bitters barked "YOU!" He glanced around nervously, and moaned when he saw what the Queen of Darkness was indicating.
Happy Noodle Boy stood from his seat at the back of the class and began to proceed to the front of the room, but in the wrong way. He stepped across the seats, jumping from head to head of the students.
Finally, he reached the head of the class. Bounding down to the floor, he ran up to meet Mrs. Bitters. He halted in front of the teacher, narrowing his hollow eyes up at the demon as he muttered something about squirmy fuzz balls.
Mrs. Bitters glared down at him, teeth bared. "You have no eyes," the Queen hissed. "Go to the nurse's office before it spreads to the other children."
Happy Noodle Boy gave the teacher a quick salute, and then jigged an Irish jig out of the classroom door and down the hallway. Zim smacked his head on the desk.
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Dib sat by the shrubbery in front of the prison (a.k.a., "Skool") watching and waiting. His goggles were strapped to his face, constantly scanning the area in front of him for bizarre life forms.
'BIZARRE LIFE FORM SIGHTED" the image flashed blue on the goggles' monitor.
"Where?" Dib hissed, searching frantically. "It must be Zim! Now I can finally use my-!" He stopped talking to himself in midsentence when the goggles pinpointed the target.
Happy Noodle Boy danced around in the courtyard before the ghetto/prison/purgatory, screaming at the top of his imaginary lungs that sadly, he had no nipples.
"Oh My God…" Dib sighed when he saw this, smacking his forehead. "What IS that?" Suddenly, an idea sprang into his mind, both wonderful and horrifying at the same time. Maybe this Noodle Creature was an alien… and one he could use against Zim.
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Evening was coming on, and Zim, along with his assistant Gir, were searching frantically for HNB. After scouring every location they knew of, which was not many, they gained no results. While Zim stopped to curse by a tree, Gir sat and watched the little squirrels hopping around. "Squirrels…" he muttered. "Moose Cheese!"
"Moose Cheese!" Zim nearly jumped when he heard the echo.
Turning to Gir, he hissed, "Was that you?"
The small robot simply shook his head, and resumed rocking back and forth.
Zim cast his gaze about the area frantically, finally catching a movement in the nearby bushes. Something was dragging something else behind it, almost like…
"DIB!!!" Zim screeched, clenching his fists. "Give me back my Noodle Thing!" Suddenly, he was distracted by a loud snap behind him. He whirled around, only to find Gir sitting on the grass, holding the broken remains of a Chewbacca action figure.
Artificial tears welled up in the little robot's eyes, as he cried, "I broke my wookie!"
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Yes, very short, but still another chapter of insanity. Sorry it took me so long to post this; I'll try to be quicker about it next time. Please Review!
-Liam O'Connor of The Angry Scots
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Suits You, Sir
By: The Angry Scots
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Zim walked to school that day with confidence. The Noodle Thing was probably on the other side of the city, wreaking havoc.
As he stepped past the mutant rat by the main entrance, though, his fears were brought on. What if this Noodle creature was lying in wait for him? Nevertheless, he had to attend this "school". If he was absent, the faculty might hunt him down, for all he knew.
Zim entered the classroom as calmly as possible, taking his seat near the front, and listened as the teacher began the daily lecture. This time, it was on something called "salmonella".
Suddenly, Zim jumped out of his seat as Mrs. Bitters barked "YOU!" He glanced around nervously, and moaned when he saw what the Queen of Darkness was indicating.
Happy Noodle Boy stood from his seat at the back of the class and began to proceed to the front of the room, but in the wrong way. He stepped across the seats, jumping from head to head of the students.
Finally, he reached the head of the class. Bounding down to the floor, he ran up to meet Mrs. Bitters. He halted in front of the teacher, narrowing his hollow eyes up at the demon as he muttered something about squirmy fuzz balls.
Mrs. Bitters glared down at him, teeth bared. "You have no eyes," the Queen hissed. "Go to the nurse's office before it spreads to the other children."
Happy Noodle Boy gave the teacher a quick salute, and then jigged an Irish jig out of the classroom door and down the hallway. Zim smacked his head on the desk.
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Dib sat by the shrubbery in front of the prison (a.k.a., "Skool") watching and waiting. His goggles were strapped to his face, constantly scanning the area in front of him for bizarre life forms.
'BIZARRE LIFE FORM SIGHTED" the image flashed blue on the goggles' monitor.
"Where?" Dib hissed, searching frantically. "It must be Zim! Now I can finally use my-!" He stopped talking to himself in midsentence when the goggles pinpointed the target.
Happy Noodle Boy danced around in the courtyard before the ghetto/prison/purgatory, screaming at the top of his imaginary lungs that sadly, he had no nipples.
"Oh My God…" Dib sighed when he saw this, smacking his forehead. "What IS that?" Suddenly, an idea sprang into his mind, both wonderful and horrifying at the same time. Maybe this Noodle Creature was an alien… and one he could use against Zim.
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Evening was coming on, and Zim, along with his assistant Gir, were searching frantically for HNB. After scouring every location they knew of, which was not many, they gained no results. While Zim stopped to curse by a tree, Gir sat and watched the little squirrels hopping around. "Squirrels…" he muttered. "Moose Cheese!"
"Moose Cheese!" Zim nearly jumped when he heard the echo.
Turning to Gir, he hissed, "Was that you?"
The small robot simply shook his head, and resumed rocking back and forth.
Zim cast his gaze about the area frantically, finally catching a movement in the nearby bushes. Something was dragging something else behind it, almost like…
"DIB!!!" Zim screeched, clenching his fists. "Give me back my Noodle Thing!" Suddenly, he was distracted by a loud snap behind him. He whirled around, only to find Gir sitting on the grass, holding the broken remains of a Chewbacca action figure.
Artificial tears welled up in the little robot's eyes, as he cried, "I broke my wookie!"
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Yes, very short, but still another chapter of insanity. Sorry it took me so long to post this; I'll try to be quicker about it next time. Please Review!
-Liam O'Connor of The Angry Scots