DISCLAIMER: We did go through all this already, didn't we?
A/N: Yay! Chapter Two! If we get enough reviews, I'll go on to Three! Ah yes and read the story by Dalamar the Dark, called To Rhyme or Not To Rhyme because it's co-written by me! Anyway, I'll get on with the story now…
***CHAPTER TWO***
Dolenlithiel and two others were once more standing in a room.
"You're going to learn about each other," she said sweetly. Haldir and Tanis both looked ready to kill. "Go on now – and no hitting." She left.
Haldir turned cold eyes on Tanis. "Who are you?" He asked finally, in a distinctly annoyed tone. Tanis, of course, ignored his tone and replied pleasantly, "Tanis Half-Elven. You?"
Haldir, of course, didn't reply, but stared. His voice held definite scorn. "You're a half-elf?!?"
***
Taru and Lith were sitting comfortably in two large chairs outside Tanis and Haldir's room. Suddenly they heard a bong sound. Tanis's muffled voice came through the door.
"Do you want his head?"
***
Lith grabbed Taru's arm. "Stop that! We agreed that this would be good for them!"
"NOT WHEN YOUR STUPID TANIS NEARLY KILLS MY HALDIR!!!!" she shrieked.
"He wouldn't really have killed him, and anyway, he just knocked him out." said Lith hopefully. Taru just glared.
"All right, we'll continue – on one condition."
"What?" asked Lith warily.
"Haldir stays with me – me – and I get to kill Tanis."
Lith choked. "What?!"
"I told you. I get Haldir, and I get to kill Tanis." said Taru calmly. However her eyes were still glowing and this made Lith slightly worried.
"We absolutely cannot kill anyone – DragonLance or Middle-Earth."
"Oh fine," said Taru, "I get Haldir."
Lith was slightly doubtful about the wisdom of this, but if it would keep Taru happy – and out of trouble – she supposed it was worth it. "All right. You get Haldir."
"Yay!" Taru dashed off in search of Haldir.
Lith blinked and wandered off in the other direction.
***
Meanwhile…
Tanis was pulling out Haldir's hair when Taru arrived.
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING TO MY HALDIR?" she screamed.
With a cheery smile, Tanis replied, "Just – improving him a bit, is all."
"GIVE HIM BACK! NOW!" Tanis, with a sigh, began to give Haldir to Taru and then stopped. "On one condition."
Taru glared. "What?"
Tanis grinned. "I give him a buzz cut which you don't alter until it fully grows back normally."
"NO! NEVER! NOT MY HALDIR! YOU HORRIBLE EVIL LITTLE MONSTER!"
"All right," Tanis said regretfully, drawing his knife. "Awfully sorry about this, old boy."
Taru gaped. "All right, all right!" Tanis smiled sweetly. "Why, thanks," he said, and began to hack off Haldir's hair.
A/N: Yay! Chapter Two! If we get enough reviews, I'll go on to Three! Ah yes and read the story by Dalamar the Dark, called To Rhyme or Not To Rhyme because it's co-written by me! Anyway, I'll get on with the story now…
***CHAPTER TWO***
Dolenlithiel and two others were once more standing in a room.
"You're going to learn about each other," she said sweetly. Haldir and Tanis both looked ready to kill. "Go on now – and no hitting." She left.
Haldir turned cold eyes on Tanis. "Who are you?" He asked finally, in a distinctly annoyed tone. Tanis, of course, ignored his tone and replied pleasantly, "Tanis Half-Elven. You?"
Haldir, of course, didn't reply, but stared. His voice held definite scorn. "You're a half-elf?!?"
***
Taru and Lith were sitting comfortably in two large chairs outside Tanis and Haldir's room. Suddenly they heard a bong sound. Tanis's muffled voice came through the door.
"Do you want his head?"
***
Lith grabbed Taru's arm. "Stop that! We agreed that this would be good for them!"
"NOT WHEN YOUR STUPID TANIS NEARLY KILLS MY HALDIR!!!!" she shrieked.
"He wouldn't really have killed him, and anyway, he just knocked him out." said Lith hopefully. Taru just glared.
"All right, we'll continue – on one condition."
"What?" asked Lith warily.
"Haldir stays with me – me – and I get to kill Tanis."
Lith choked. "What?!"
"I told you. I get Haldir, and I get to kill Tanis." said Taru calmly. However her eyes were still glowing and this made Lith slightly worried.
"We absolutely cannot kill anyone – DragonLance or Middle-Earth."
"Oh fine," said Taru, "I get Haldir."
Lith was slightly doubtful about the wisdom of this, but if it would keep Taru happy – and out of trouble – she supposed it was worth it. "All right. You get Haldir."
"Yay!" Taru dashed off in search of Haldir.
Lith blinked and wandered off in the other direction.
***
Meanwhile…
Tanis was pulling out Haldir's hair when Taru arrived.
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING TO MY HALDIR?" she screamed.
With a cheery smile, Tanis replied, "Just – improving him a bit, is all."
"GIVE HIM BACK! NOW!" Tanis, with a sigh, began to give Haldir to Taru and then stopped. "On one condition."
Taru glared. "What?"
Tanis grinned. "I give him a buzz cut which you don't alter until it fully grows back normally."
"NO! NEVER! NOT MY HALDIR! YOU HORRIBLE EVIL LITTLE MONSTER!"
"All right," Tanis said regretfully, drawing his knife. "Awfully sorry about this, old boy."
Taru gaped. "All right, all right!" Tanis smiled sweetly. "Why, thanks," he said, and began to hack off Haldir's hair.