[Disclaimer] Don't own Enterprise or Puddle of Mud. [/Disclaimer]
Enterprise is airing Wednesday nights at 8
With innuendos glaring, some episodes are not too great
Preoccupied with ratings, the writers just can't see
The crew shouldn't be dating, at least not on TV
Just like the episode when Archer and T'Pol
Were all tied up in bondage, I wonder how they'll fall
Just when the good old Captain gets up to save the day
Before he knows what's happenin', this is what he'll say…
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
When you shoved 'em in my face
Explain this show to me!
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
When you shoved 'em in my face…
The scripts and plots are changing, the episodes improve
Until the ship's arranging to go on leave to lift the mood
The ratings must be sulkin', 'cause it's a last resort
To have our high-strung Vulcan put leave in her report
You think the ship and crew will come away unscathed
With so much stuff to do and assets on parade
I really am just hoping the writer's will abstain
And keep archer from singing the over-used refrain…
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
When you shoved it in my face
Explain this show to me!
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
Explain this show to meeeeee!
Ahh, that felt good.