Summer in Stars Hollow- Suicide and Ugly white coats…
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Author's Note: Thanks for all your reviews and opinions. I'm going to try something, hopefully to please everyone and hopefully this doesn't come around and bite me in the ass (as most attempts at pleasing everyone do). So please, don't stop reading if you read something you don't like too much.
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"He may as well, it's not like I'm going to be there." she winked suggestively.
Luke sighed, "Fine, whatever." he rolled his eyes. They had been talking in the back room about Chris staying at Lorelai's house for a while, while Chris and Rachel were eating and flirting in the diner.
"Besides, he came back for Rory. And it looks like he's getting attached to Rachel." she smirked.
"Yeah, it does." he admitted.
"There. See, nothing to worry about at all."
"It's funny how we did that. First you were nervous about him coming, and now him staying irked me."
Lorelai smiled, "That's cuz you're my better, level-headed half."
"Rory's going to be upset."
"She'll get over it."
"We should probably get back to lunch before Chris and Rachel decide a plane ride would be fun."
"Okay. Ya know Luke, I'm still thirsty."
"Water."
"Noooo." she whined.
"Tea?"
"EWW!"
"So, that's a no on the tea?"
"You aren't funny." Lorelai crossed her arms over her chest and stomped out of the back room and sat next to Chris.
Luke rolled his eyes at her and sat next to Rachel.
"Luke, what did you do?" Rachel asked accusingly as Lorelai glared at him.
"What? Me?" Luke asked innocently, "I wouldn't let her commit suicide."
"I want coffee." Lorelai pouted.
"See, suicide." Luke said in his defense.
Rachel rolled her eyes, "You two are so crazy."
"She figured us out." Luke whispered indiscreetly
"Do you think she'll make us wear the ugly white coats?" Lorelai replied.
"And take pictures too."
"Hey! That's my job." Rachel said defensively.
Luke smiled, "We know. But you definitely enjoy it too much."
"So you want copies?"
Lorelai smirked, "Yeah."
"Huh?" Chris asked confusedly.
"Nothin' Chris, don't worry about it." Lorelai smiled.
"I'm always out of the loop." he sighed.
"You're never here. How can you be in the loop if you aren't here?" Lorelai asked.
"But Rachel's never here and she knows what you're talking about."
"That's, um, well it's just different." Lorelai said.
"It's not fair." Chris pretended to pout.
Lorelai rolled her eyes, "You'll get over it."
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Author's Note: I'M SOOO SORRY! This has been sittin' in my hard drive collecting dust and I forgot to post it! Review? Let me know what you think and where I should go with it.