Jeff: Welcome back to Survivor: Life on Danger Island. Now, it comes the
time for our contestants to organize themselves in teams...but since that
would be pure hell with all of these wackos, our friendly staff have
already arranged them in two separate groups.
Snake: (horks, and spits onto the ground) Damn you!
Rose: How wonderful, I hope I'm with Jackie boy!
Raiden: (rolls his eyes) ...
Jeff: Everyone line up! The squads are as follows.
The first group! (shouts out loud)
Rose...
Solidus...
Emma...
Snake...
.........?
Hmm, the last name here seems a little messy. (Jeff strains his eyes) Hey, could one of you help me read it?
Raiden: Sure, why not? (reads it, his eyes widening as he rubs his sore throat ruefully)
Oh god no. It can't be...
Snake: O.o (is startled, his cigarette dropping from his open mouth) It's not who I think it is...is it? (growls) Noooooooo! I'm with the DAMN KID!!
Raiden: (He shakes his head in disbelief, and steps into Snake's group)
Rose: Yay, you're with me! (hugs Jack tightly) It can't be bad!
Raiden: Actually, you're the worst thing that could have come along. (sighs heavily)
Jeff: That means the rest of you...Fatman, Mei Ling, Ocelot, Vamp and Otacon are in the other group.
Ocelot: Darn, I have no one worthy of torturing in my group. (mutters) That doesn't mean ol' Snake and the other boy are off the hook...
2 hours later...
Jeff: Okay, the two groups, you're on your own for this Scavenger Hunt I've prepared for you. Both groups have different items they're searching for. Complete or not, we will meet at the fire pit at 7:00 PM, and will determine the winning group before the voting. You have three hours. (Leaves)
Snake: (scratches at a stubble on his bristly face) Before anything, I say we settle here. (Inhales deeply, a sense of self-satisfaction flowing in him)
Raiden: Eh...? (Touches the ground, and shouts, pulling his hand away) The ground's steaming here! If we were to build our shelter here, we'd burn up in the sun. (Looks around) How about we camp where the trees are?
Snake: Mr. Motor Mouth, I think I know what to DO!! (Slaps Raiden rather rudely across the face) I think we should go to the trees and camp there.
Solidus: I'll have to agree with Snake.
Raiden: (painfully staggers to his feet) But that is exactly what I said...!
Snake: Will you stop interrupting me? SHUT UP ALREADY! Gawd, I had enough of the whining! (Finds a suitable place in between few trees, pulls out 6 blanket-like plastic sheets from his pants pocket, and blows in them. They suddenly form into 6 inflatable tents—Hey it's TV! Don't believe everything that you see!)
Emma: Wow, now there's enough for the other group as well! I can't wait to chat with Hal...
Rose: You brought a laptop?! I wish I had one—I'd send Jack so many e- mails...
Raiden: ...And probably bog my account down with so much junk, so that it freezes, right?
Rose: Did you say something, honey?
Raiden: Nothing, Rose. (his expression is of innocence) You just continue talking there.
Snake: Let's make this straight. There are 2 people to a tent, except for Vamp and Fatman who have their own tents for obvious reason.
Rose: Oooh, I call a tent with Jack!
Snake: (smiles) Fine.
Raiden: no...No...NOOOOOOO! You can't do this to me!!
Snake: Oh behave. (stabs him with a pointed stick) I'm going with Mei Ling, then. (rests a hairy arm around her shoulders) We're gonna have some FUN TONIGHT, GIRL!
Mei Ling: Shhhhhhhh...(slaps Snake playfully) That's private talk!!
Snake: Damn, I said the quiet part loud, and the loud part quiet. (stares at the others) YOU DIDN'T HEAR NOTHING!!!
Yes, more will come, if you like it. ^^ And to answer some questions, yes, I'm a girl. ^^
Snake: (horks, and spits onto the ground) Damn you!
Rose: How wonderful, I hope I'm with Jackie boy!
Raiden: (rolls his eyes) ...
Jeff: Everyone line up! The squads are as follows.
The first group! (shouts out loud)
Rose...
Solidus...
Emma...
Snake...
.........?
Hmm, the last name here seems a little messy. (Jeff strains his eyes) Hey, could one of you help me read it?
Raiden: Sure, why not? (reads it, his eyes widening as he rubs his sore throat ruefully)
Oh god no. It can't be...
Snake: O.o (is startled, his cigarette dropping from his open mouth) It's not who I think it is...is it? (growls) Noooooooo! I'm with the DAMN KID!!
Raiden: (He shakes his head in disbelief, and steps into Snake's group)
Rose: Yay, you're with me! (hugs Jack tightly) It can't be bad!
Raiden: Actually, you're the worst thing that could have come along. (sighs heavily)
Jeff: That means the rest of you...Fatman, Mei Ling, Ocelot, Vamp and Otacon are in the other group.
Ocelot: Darn, I have no one worthy of torturing in my group. (mutters) That doesn't mean ol' Snake and the other boy are off the hook...
2 hours later...
Jeff: Okay, the two groups, you're on your own for this Scavenger Hunt I've prepared for you. Both groups have different items they're searching for. Complete or not, we will meet at the fire pit at 7:00 PM, and will determine the winning group before the voting. You have three hours. (Leaves)
Snake: (scratches at a stubble on his bristly face) Before anything, I say we settle here. (Inhales deeply, a sense of self-satisfaction flowing in him)
Raiden: Eh...? (Touches the ground, and shouts, pulling his hand away) The ground's steaming here! If we were to build our shelter here, we'd burn up in the sun. (Looks around) How about we camp where the trees are?
Snake: Mr. Motor Mouth, I think I know what to DO!! (Slaps Raiden rather rudely across the face) I think we should go to the trees and camp there.
Solidus: I'll have to agree with Snake.
Raiden: (painfully staggers to his feet) But that is exactly what I said...!
Snake: Will you stop interrupting me? SHUT UP ALREADY! Gawd, I had enough of the whining! (Finds a suitable place in between few trees, pulls out 6 blanket-like plastic sheets from his pants pocket, and blows in them. They suddenly form into 6 inflatable tents—Hey it's TV! Don't believe everything that you see!)
Emma: Wow, now there's enough for the other group as well! I can't wait to chat with Hal...
Rose: You brought a laptop?! I wish I had one—I'd send Jack so many e- mails...
Raiden: ...And probably bog my account down with so much junk, so that it freezes, right?
Rose: Did you say something, honey?
Raiden: Nothing, Rose. (his expression is of innocence) You just continue talking there.
Snake: Let's make this straight. There are 2 people to a tent, except for Vamp and Fatman who have their own tents for obvious reason.
Rose: Oooh, I call a tent with Jack!
Snake: (smiles) Fine.
Raiden: no...No...NOOOOOOO! You can't do this to me!!
Snake: Oh behave. (stabs him with a pointed stick) I'm going with Mei Ling, then. (rests a hairy arm around her shoulders) We're gonna have some FUN TONIGHT, GIRL!
Mei Ling: Shhhhhhhh...(slaps Snake playfully) That's private talk!!
Snake: Damn, I said the quiet part loud, and the loud part quiet. (stares at the others) YOU DIDN'T HEAR NOTHING!!!
Yes, more will come, if you like it. ^^ And to answer some questions, yes, I'm a girl. ^^