(7:00, At the Fire pit)
Jeff: What?!
Otacon: I'll tell you again...(clears his throat shakily) My team members mistook Raiden for an animal, and we, um, kind of, um, yeah.
Snake: (waves his hand as if to say "Who cares?") It's self-explanatory.
Jeff: I can't believe you! (He rubs his forehead) I trusted you guys when I left you alone---I took you as a decent, civilized gang, but instead, you go out there and shoot down one of your fellow mates. I mean, no one is supposed to get hurt in Survivor, unless it's rehearsed!!! What DON'T you understand from that?! And each person was supposed to stay together in their assigned groups!!
Snake: (crosses his arms) I didn't like mine, so shove it. And besides, the kid's fine...(turns his head towards Raiden, who is still lying there) Um, he just, uh sleeping.
Emma: What kind of arrow was it?
Jeff: (sighs) It was much like a tranquilizer dart, but since he took three, we can't tell if he's sleeping, in a coma of some sort, or dead.
Rose: I suggest we stick around until Jackie wakes up, and then find out the results of the game!
Mei Ling: And the results of his status...
Jeff: Alright, I guess. God, nothing's going right...
Snake: Oi, this could take months...
(Many hours drift, and finally, Raiden's eyelids flicker)
Raiden: .... (no one notices he's awake—he's just listening to the conversation around him)
Solidus: Is he alive?
Ocelot: He was when you brought him in.
Solidus: Didn't check anything this time, friend? (chortles in amusement)
Ocelot: No, I kept my eyes to myself. (mumbles) Damn, you know too much.
Raiden: ....(takes in a deep breath) W-where am..I?
(Everyone including Jeff glance at him)
Jeff: Oh thank god! I could have lost my job if you died! Oh thank you! (breaks into tears of sheer joy)
Rose: Jack, are you OK?
Raiden: (states irritably) Three arrows right through me—does it look like I'm okay?!
Rose: (smiles, obviously having not heard what he said) Glad you're okay. (hugs him)
Raiden: (pushes her head away from him) Please don't get too close to me, you've had garlic...and you're pushing the arrows deeper.
Snake: See, I told ya he's okay...
Jeff: That was a day ago. -.-
Solidus: (pokes Raiden with a stick) It's been a while, hasn't it---Jack the Ripper!
Mei Ling: Don't threaten him...(puts a cold hand to Raiden's forehead) Take it easy Jack, you've been through a lot now...
Raiden: Thanks, but I don't need anyone to pity me...(tries to get up, a wave of pain ripping through him) Never mind.
Snake: (His eyes light up, steam shooting from his nose like a bull, grinding his teeth)
MEI LING, what the hell's up in your screwed head?!
Mei Ling: Be nice for once...
Rose: Don't touch Jack, he's MINE!!! (shoves Mei Ling away)
Mei Ling: That was rude! Besides..(smiles a bit) I kind of...like Jack. He's sweet!
Snake: (his jaw drops) THE HELL??
Rose: *%&^@! you!
Snake: (explodes) NO ONE CURSES TO MY GIRL, UNLESS IT'S ME!!
Raiden: (yells, drowning out everyone else) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CAN'T YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?! (sighs, trying to deal with the current situation) I find this very.... nostalgic. Hey, what the?? (Solidus' arm is at his throat again)
Solidus: Oops, my arm slipped. Hehehehehe...
Raiden: (coughs) I'm sure it did. (blinks, trying to adjust his eyes to light) Where are we?
Ocelot: Why, in Arsenal Gear...er, I mean inside the tent, of course.
Otacon: (nudges Snake, whispering harshly) I told you to pull out the shaft BEFORE he woke up! Now it's going to be much harder!
Snake: HEY! No one tells me what to do. You're always blaming me! (points to all of them, still pissed) ALL OF YOU BLAME ME! (uses his teasing girly tone, flapping his arms) Who shot the TV out? Who stole my Skull Suit? Who tampered with the breaks in my car? (scratches his butt, and burps) Sissies, all of you.
Raiden and Otacon: (both thinking) I don't know what women see in Snake...
Vamp: I need my blood now. (is getting impatient)
Fatman: Yeah, where's the food?
Snake: (kicks the overgrown, obese man, the fat jiggling uncontrollably) Hey blubber butt, you do nothing but sit on your a$$ and expect people to do things for you! Who am I, your mother?!
Emma: (whispers to Hal) Sounds like SOMEONE I know...
Otacon: (chuckles lightly) Snake gave a perfect description of himself...
Snake: You people make me sick! (spits on the floor) Well, I'm out for a Jack Daniel's.
Jeff: But...we have to finish the Scavenger Hunt!
Snake: (does not wish to react peacefully to what Jeff said, but is too tired to give another lecture)
Neh.
Jeff: Is that a yes?
Snake: (shrugs) Neh.
Jeff: Okay. (looks at Otacon's team) What did you get?
Ocelot: The bow, the swallow's egg, and the biggest leaf of a palm tree. Nothing intriguing, though. (retrieves them from his trench coat, grumbling) No torture machine in sight. This island isn't of any use.
Jeff: Snake, what did your team find?
Emma: (takes the items from Snake's pockets) Here.
Snake: (snaps) Don't touch me, you little runt!
Emma: Eeek! (cringes in fear)
Otacon: Snake? Control our temper...
Snake: Yeah, sure. (scoffs) That weakling's only slowing us down.
Jeff: (looks at the items Emma left on the tent floor) Pine cone, feather and bone...That's 3.
Snake: No, duh.
Jeff: Meaning...(continues on) ..That both teams are tied!
Snake: What?!
Solidus: (crosses his arms) That was a waste of time...
Snake: (grabs his team's list, reading it all over again) It took my team all of 3 HOURS to find only 3 things of the list?! Look at all these things we left out! (he runs a hand through his hair in anxiety) LOOK AT IT!!
Mei Ling: You should be happy, as Shakespeare said...
Snake: I don't give a rat's A$$ about what some senile old man said, that anyone could have figured on their own, so CRAM IT, PREACHER!!!
Mei Ling: ........
Snake: God...
Jeff: So it's a tie then. Off to the---
Snake: WAIT!
(All of them look at him)
Snake: I found another one!
Jeff: Where?
Snake: It says arrows on the list, right? Gimme a sec! (goes over to Raiden) Don't get all wimpy and snivel on me, okay? (grabs the shafts in Jack's chest with both hands, and tries to pull it out)
Emma: !!!
Rose: !!!
Mei Ling: !!!
Otacon: (calls out) I meant gently pull it out in a more civilized, sensible manner!
Snake: (is sweating like a pig) I need help here! It's practically glued in!
Solidus: (fastens his arms firmly around the arrows with his many limbs, and finally manages to wrench them out)
Raiden: Hmmmmmmmm...
Solidus: You're strangely quiet...(pokes Jack)
Raiden: (lifts a finger) There's no appropriate word to describe what the terrible, terrible pain I'm feeling right now.
Solidus: I've saved Olga's mask, if you need it. (hands it to him)
Raiden: Thanks. I'll be back. (steps out the tent, pulls on the mask, and swears his head off, with no sound escaping) (walks inside again, and suddenly his legs buckle from under him)
Rose: ?
Raiden: (is faint again, drooling)
Otacon: He's sleeping like a dead man...
Jeff: How about...we just vote off a member now? (nudges Raiden's limp head away from the camera's sight)
Jeff: What?!
Otacon: I'll tell you again...(clears his throat shakily) My team members mistook Raiden for an animal, and we, um, kind of, um, yeah.
Snake: (waves his hand as if to say "Who cares?") It's self-explanatory.
Jeff: I can't believe you! (He rubs his forehead) I trusted you guys when I left you alone---I took you as a decent, civilized gang, but instead, you go out there and shoot down one of your fellow mates. I mean, no one is supposed to get hurt in Survivor, unless it's rehearsed!!! What DON'T you understand from that?! And each person was supposed to stay together in their assigned groups!!
Snake: (crosses his arms) I didn't like mine, so shove it. And besides, the kid's fine...(turns his head towards Raiden, who is still lying there) Um, he just, uh sleeping.
Emma: What kind of arrow was it?
Jeff: (sighs) It was much like a tranquilizer dart, but since he took three, we can't tell if he's sleeping, in a coma of some sort, or dead.
Rose: I suggest we stick around until Jackie wakes up, and then find out the results of the game!
Mei Ling: And the results of his status...
Jeff: Alright, I guess. God, nothing's going right...
Snake: Oi, this could take months...
(Many hours drift, and finally, Raiden's eyelids flicker)
Raiden: .... (no one notices he's awake—he's just listening to the conversation around him)
Solidus: Is he alive?
Ocelot: He was when you brought him in.
Solidus: Didn't check anything this time, friend? (chortles in amusement)
Ocelot: No, I kept my eyes to myself. (mumbles) Damn, you know too much.
Raiden: ....(takes in a deep breath) W-where am..I?
(Everyone including Jeff glance at him)
Jeff: Oh thank god! I could have lost my job if you died! Oh thank you! (breaks into tears of sheer joy)
Rose: Jack, are you OK?
Raiden: (states irritably) Three arrows right through me—does it look like I'm okay?!
Rose: (smiles, obviously having not heard what he said) Glad you're okay. (hugs him)
Raiden: (pushes her head away from him) Please don't get too close to me, you've had garlic...and you're pushing the arrows deeper.
Snake: See, I told ya he's okay...
Jeff: That was a day ago. -.-
Solidus: (pokes Raiden with a stick) It's been a while, hasn't it---Jack the Ripper!
Mei Ling: Don't threaten him...(puts a cold hand to Raiden's forehead) Take it easy Jack, you've been through a lot now...
Raiden: Thanks, but I don't need anyone to pity me...(tries to get up, a wave of pain ripping through him) Never mind.
Snake: (His eyes light up, steam shooting from his nose like a bull, grinding his teeth)
MEI LING, what the hell's up in your screwed head?!
Mei Ling: Be nice for once...
Rose: Don't touch Jack, he's MINE!!! (shoves Mei Ling away)
Mei Ling: That was rude! Besides..(smiles a bit) I kind of...like Jack. He's sweet!
Snake: (his jaw drops) THE HELL??
Rose: *%&^@! you!
Snake: (explodes) NO ONE CURSES TO MY GIRL, UNLESS IT'S ME!!
Raiden: (yells, drowning out everyone else) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CAN'T YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?! (sighs, trying to deal with the current situation) I find this very.... nostalgic. Hey, what the?? (Solidus' arm is at his throat again)
Solidus: Oops, my arm slipped. Hehehehehe...
Raiden: (coughs) I'm sure it did. (blinks, trying to adjust his eyes to light) Where are we?
Ocelot: Why, in Arsenal Gear...er, I mean inside the tent, of course.
Otacon: (nudges Snake, whispering harshly) I told you to pull out the shaft BEFORE he woke up! Now it's going to be much harder!
Snake: HEY! No one tells me what to do. You're always blaming me! (points to all of them, still pissed) ALL OF YOU BLAME ME! (uses his teasing girly tone, flapping his arms) Who shot the TV out? Who stole my Skull Suit? Who tampered with the breaks in my car? (scratches his butt, and burps) Sissies, all of you.
Raiden and Otacon: (both thinking) I don't know what women see in Snake...
Vamp: I need my blood now. (is getting impatient)
Fatman: Yeah, where's the food?
Snake: (kicks the overgrown, obese man, the fat jiggling uncontrollably) Hey blubber butt, you do nothing but sit on your a$$ and expect people to do things for you! Who am I, your mother?!
Emma: (whispers to Hal) Sounds like SOMEONE I know...
Otacon: (chuckles lightly) Snake gave a perfect description of himself...
Snake: You people make me sick! (spits on the floor) Well, I'm out for a Jack Daniel's.
Jeff: But...we have to finish the Scavenger Hunt!
Snake: (does not wish to react peacefully to what Jeff said, but is too tired to give another lecture)
Neh.
Jeff: Is that a yes?
Snake: (shrugs) Neh.
Jeff: Okay. (looks at Otacon's team) What did you get?
Ocelot: The bow, the swallow's egg, and the biggest leaf of a palm tree. Nothing intriguing, though. (retrieves them from his trench coat, grumbling) No torture machine in sight. This island isn't of any use.
Jeff: Snake, what did your team find?
Emma: (takes the items from Snake's pockets) Here.
Snake: (snaps) Don't touch me, you little runt!
Emma: Eeek! (cringes in fear)
Otacon: Snake? Control our temper...
Snake: Yeah, sure. (scoffs) That weakling's only slowing us down.
Jeff: (looks at the items Emma left on the tent floor) Pine cone, feather and bone...That's 3.
Snake: No, duh.
Jeff: Meaning...(continues on) ..That both teams are tied!
Snake: What?!
Solidus: (crosses his arms) That was a waste of time...
Snake: (grabs his team's list, reading it all over again) It took my team all of 3 HOURS to find only 3 things of the list?! Look at all these things we left out! (he runs a hand through his hair in anxiety) LOOK AT IT!!
Mei Ling: You should be happy, as Shakespeare said...
Snake: I don't give a rat's A$$ about what some senile old man said, that anyone could have figured on their own, so CRAM IT, PREACHER!!!
Mei Ling: ........
Snake: God...
Jeff: So it's a tie then. Off to the---
Snake: WAIT!
(All of them look at him)
Snake: I found another one!
Jeff: Where?
Snake: It says arrows on the list, right? Gimme a sec! (goes over to Raiden) Don't get all wimpy and snivel on me, okay? (grabs the shafts in Jack's chest with both hands, and tries to pull it out)
Emma: !!!
Rose: !!!
Mei Ling: !!!
Otacon: (calls out) I meant gently pull it out in a more civilized, sensible manner!
Snake: (is sweating like a pig) I need help here! It's practically glued in!
Solidus: (fastens his arms firmly around the arrows with his many limbs, and finally manages to wrench them out)
Raiden: Hmmmmmmmm...
Solidus: You're strangely quiet...(pokes Jack)
Raiden: (lifts a finger) There's no appropriate word to describe what the terrible, terrible pain I'm feeling right now.
Solidus: I've saved Olga's mask, if you need it. (hands it to him)
Raiden: Thanks. I'll be back. (steps out the tent, pulls on the mask, and swears his head off, with no sound escaping) (walks inside again, and suddenly his legs buckle from under him)
Rose: ?
Raiden: (is faint again, drooling)
Otacon: He's sleeping like a dead man...
Jeff: How about...we just vote off a member now? (nudges Raiden's limp head away from the camera's sight)